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(ESPN)   Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen: College athletes are smoking weed   (espn.go.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Will Muschamp, Bobby Bowden, synthetic marijuana, FBS, Arkansas State, college sports, Greg McGarity, PEDs  
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2012-04-18 11:47:37 AM  
huh
 
2012-04-18 11:53:07 AM  
According to a recently conducted NCAA survey , 22.6% of college athletes answered the question "Who was our first President?" with, "Dude, you got any twinkies?"
 
2012-04-18 11:55:17 AM  
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2012-04-18 12:05:56 PM  
Unpossible. Pot smokers are lazy and would never leave their couches for anything other than getting more Doritos or more weed.
 
2012-04-18 12:20:31 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Unpossible. Pot smokers are lazy and would never leave their couches for anything other than getting more Doritos or more weed.


Pot makes you a swimming GOD!
 
2012-04-18 01:05:00 PM  
Blue Mountain State has never had a drug problem

28.media.tumblr.com

/Oil Changes for Everyone!!!
 
2012-04-18 01:06:17 PM  
Which weed? Gypsum?
 
2012-04-18 01:19:12 PM  

gopher321: Which weed? Gypsum?


I think gypsum is more in the mineral than vegetable class
 
2012-04-18 03:11:43 PM  
CANNONBALL!
 
2012-04-18 03:12:30 PM  
You just know the guy creamed his pants when he thought of that headline.
 
2012-04-18 03:13:02 PM  
Do you realize that people are still having sex?
 
2012-04-18 03:13:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Blue Mountain State has never had a drug problem

[28.media.tumblr.com image 415x700]

/Oil Changes for Everyone!!!



Reading that made my penis hurt.

/IIRC, one of the players in "The Program" also had an oil change.
//STARTING DEFENSE!
///PLACE AT THE TABLE!
////*CRASH!*
 
2012-04-18 03:14:58 PM  
I look good. I mean, REALLY good.
 
2012-04-18 03:14:59 PM  
i174.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-18 03:15:08 PM  
Is ti 4/20 already?
 
2012-04-18 03:15:09 PM  
Sky = blue, water = wet. Yeah, got it.

/nothing to see here.
 
2012-04-18 03:15:18 PM  
lh6.ggpht.com
 
2012-04-18 03:16:44 PM  
Spliffy.
 
2012-04-18 03:18:41 PM  
Ricky Williams is shocked about all this.
 
2012-04-18 03:18:54 PM  

That coward David Lopan: CANNONBALL!


EIGHTBALL
 
2012-04-18 03:19:08 PM  
If it really impairs people, give them two medals if they win.
 
2012-04-18 03:19:26 PM  
Dude,

I I had a Major in Electrical Enginnering
and a Minor in strobelight fooseball/weed.

\hence the nick
 
2012-04-18 03:20:02 PM  
i174.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-18 03:20:04 PM  
mememachine.viralvideochart.com
 
2012-04-18 03:25:11 PM  
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2012-04-18 03:25:54 PM  
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2012-04-18 03:28:05 PM  
I have a relative who is a running backs coach for an nfl team. Last year when they brought in rookies for evaluation, every single one of them failed the drug test, rbs especially like the weed.
 
2012-04-18 03:28:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-18 03:28:45 PM  
Yah, smoking weed is pretty prevelant in sports outside of college too.
 
2012-04-18 03:29:27 PM  
Who isn't.
 
2012-04-18 03:29:55 PM  

LarryDan43: I have a relative who is a running backs coach for an nfl team. Last year when they brought in rookies for evaluation, every single one of them failed the drug test, rbs especially like the weed.


They get just pounded running the ball up the middle, or even on passing plays when they have to pick up blitzing linebackers, I say let them have it.
 
2012-04-18 03:30:05 PM  
I'll just leave this here.
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2012-04-18 03:39:02 PM  
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2012-04-18 03:42:03 PM  
IMPOSSIBLE!
 
2012-04-18 03:43:06 PM  
"And only Jazz musicians were smoking marijuana...."

Wow, that is some earth-shaking reportage there, Lou. Really.

/next up
//sky is blue
///water is wet
////night is dark
 
2012-04-18 03:43:27 PM  
request permissin to hijack thread temporarily and comment on the perils of synthetic pot such as spice and superskunk...

as it turns out, the stories i've read were not exaggerations by noob pot smokers after all. the stuff really does blow up your mind like a very very very bad acid trip.

that stuff is the devil.

/stuff nearly killed me this weekend. no kidding
// do not try it. seriously
 
2012-04-18 03:44:05 PM  
Talk about your missed sponsorship opportunity, to wit:


Wake and begin your New Years Eve recovery with us at 10:30ish on New Year's Day with the Dunkin Donuts Smoka Bowl.
 
2012-04-18 03:44:17 PM  
Reverse Psychology?
 
2012-04-18 03:45:06 PM  
It's all talk

http://youtu.be/t3DppaXz4-o
 
2012-04-18 03:45:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Blue Mountain State has never had a drug problem

[28.media.tumblr.com image 415x700]

/Oil Changes for Everyone!!!


I loved that show.

/just found out it got cancelled.
 
2012-04-18 03:46:15 PM  

mytdawg: It's all talk

http://youtu.be/t3DppaXz4-o


Linky Thingy New Window
 
2012-04-18 03:46:20 PM  

4NSpy: LarryDan43: I have a relative who is a running backs coach for an nfl team. Last year when they brought in rookies for evaluation, every single one of them failed the drug test, rbs especially like the weed.

They get just pounded running the ball up the middle, or even on passing plays when they have to pick up blitzing linebackers, I say let them have it.


I've enjoyed watching Ricky Williams do this "I don't do that demon weed any more" routine to the nodding approval and tsk tsking of sports reporters.

I say that if it outrages Skip Bayless then you should keep doing it. Whatever that is. It could be wearing your hat backwards or listening to the rap music.
 
2012-04-18 03:50:56 PM  
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LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
 
2012-04-18 03:51:40 PM  
Pot is harmless, just check them to make sure they arent on steroids, meth, or coke and be done with it.

Pot does not increase your performance.
 
2012-04-18 03:52:06 PM  

TheLopper: scottydoesntknow: Blue Mountain State has never had a drug problem

[28.media.tumblr.com image 415x700]

/Oil Changes for Everyone!!!

I loved that show.

/just found out it got cancelled.


Me too. Literally got into it about 2 weeks ago off a recommendation from a friend and watched all 3 seasons straight. Absolutely hilarious. It was like the best of American Pie and The League but in a college football setting.

I was sad when I read it was cancelled, and felt like I contributed by not giving it a chance the first time (who thought Spike would have a good original program). But at least it ended on a high note instead of a cliffhanger/downer ending.

/My favorite parts were anytime Thad was screaming, it was just so perfect.
 
2012-04-18 03:52:34 PM  
FTFA: "Michigan athletic director Dave Brandon", later in the same article: When Brandon arrived at Michigan in 2010 after serving as the CEO of Domino's Pizza for 11 years

At first I was all, WTF is this guy doing running an athletic program? Then I was all, well, I suppose he has experience with stoners...
 
2012-04-18 03:58:09 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I've enjoyed watching Ricky Williams do this "I don't do that demon weed any more" routine to the nodding approval and tsk tsking of sports reporters.


I never understood what the big deal with Ricky Williams was, ESPN treated him like MIchael Vick or something, bunch of morons if you ask me (but we already knew that). Half the country thinks weed should be legal at this point and that number's only going up the faster the so-called "greatest" generation and the hypocritical boomers die off.

/prop 215 "patient"
//weed's already legal for me, despite Eric Holder's efforts.
 
2012-04-18 03:59:25 PM  

tommyl66: Do you realize that people are still having sex?


HOLY CRAP! STOP THE PRESSES AGAIN!
 
2012-04-18 04:00:57 PM  

LarryDan43: I have a relative who is a running backs coach for an nfl team. Last year when they brought in rookies for evaluation, every single one of them failed the drug test, rbsblack people especially like the weed.

 
2012-04-18 04:01:44 PM  

bmwericus: "And only Jazz musicians were smoking marijuana...."

Wow, that is some earth-shaking reportage there, Lou. Really.

/next up
//sky is blue
///water is wet
////night is dark


More earth-shattering news. Boston Blackie (Chester Morris) did NOT have a mustache, pencil-thin or otherwise.
1.bp.blogspot.com
/the BB on radio supposedly had one, but how could you tell?
 
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