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(Bitten and Bound)   True Blood co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are in the midst of creating a bloodline of their own. #MILF w/pic   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 59
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2012-04-18 11:45:10 AM
So it'll be a Vampire-Fairy hybrid?
 
2012-04-18 01:39:58 PM
Look, I like Twitter. I think it's a great resource for information and humor. But stop using a goddamn hashtag in random places. It's stupid.
 
2012-04-18 01:41:57 PM
That is supposed to be her baby bump photo? Is she pregnant with Flat Stanley?
 
2012-04-18 01:43:00 PM
I think I only watch the show for her and the redhead. I wish the preacher's wife would make a come back.
 
2012-04-18 01:43:01 PM
So season six will have pregnancy boobs? I'm ok with this.
 
2012-04-18 01:43:36 PM
Wow she is really creepy looking
 
2012-04-18 01:45:35 PM
#MILF

/FTFY subby
//or did I?
 
2012-04-18 01:47:33 PM

Spatula Porn: That is supposed to be her baby bump photo? Is she pregnant with Flat Stanley?


Seriously. Shouldn't a "baby bump" photo provide some kind of proof or suggestion that she is knocked up?
 
2012-04-18 01:48:46 PM

Chelle82: Spatula Porn: That is supposed to be her baby bump photo? Is she pregnant with Flat Stanley?

Seriously. Shouldn't a "baby bump" photo provide some kind of proof or suggestion that she is knocked up?


Maybe she's just getting fat?
 
2012-04-18 01:55:17 PM
I want to stick my penis in Jessica #penisinjessica
 
2012-04-18 01:55:43 PM
If that's her just getting fat, I want her weight problems.
 
2012-04-18 01:56:35 PM
this means the internet will have anna paquin pregnancy pictures.


i'm okay with this.

/fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Flappyhead: So season six will have pregnancy boobs? I'm ok with this.


*fistbump*

i'd also be okay with preggie anna paquin running around naked on tv.
 
2012-04-18 01:57:04 PM
#gap

Looks again

#nothingbutgap

#gap #gap #gap
 
2012-04-18 01:59:24 PM

Cythraul: So it'll be a Vampire-Fairy hybrid?


something something twilight.
 
2012-04-18 02:00:31 PM

KellyX: I want to stick my penis in Jessica #penisinjessica


content8.flixster.com

#dowant
 
2012-04-18 02:01:23 PM

KellyX: I want to stick my penis in Jessica Jessicuh #penisinjessicajessicuh


/FTFY
 
2012-04-18 02:01:50 PM
I would love to see the person who coined the term "baby bump" swallowed by a sinkhole. Same with anyone who uses it in casual conversation.

Enough with the farking babies already. Don't you realize that these little mistakes are going to become people one day?

"People. They're the worst."
 
2012-04-18 02:02:59 PM

SultanofSchwing: KellyX: I want to stick my penis in Jessica #penisinjessica

[content8.flixster.com image 600x400]

#dowant


I am a gay male. And I'm telling you right now, I would kill to have sex with this woman. I guess for every homosexual, there is always someone of the opposite sex that 'does it' for them, and she is definitely the one for me.

This woman is too attractive to be human.

/it's too bad she's not a natural redhead, though.
 
2012-04-18 02:06:51 PM

Cythraul:

/it's too bad she's not a natural redhead, though.


Probably true, but I like to think there's nothing that would indicate otherwise on that goddess of a body of hers.

/fapfapfap
 
2012-04-18 02:25:38 PM
count me in the wantstopenisjessica group.
 
2012-04-18 02:26:56 PM
Anna Paquin is like the hottest ugly chick around. Sometimes I see her and I think she is so sexy. Other times I see her and go "god she looks like a foot". But there is no denying she has got a tight little body. Mmmm
 
2012-04-18 02:29:24 PM

SultanofSchwing: Cythraul:

/it's too bad she's not a natural redhead, though.

Probably true, but I like to think there's nothing that would indicate otherwise on that goddess of a body of hers.

/fapfapfap


I want to see if the carpet matches the drapes then!!!!! NOW!!!

#penisinjessica
 
2012-04-18 02:31:10 PM
Meh.....Evan Rachel Wood is more to my liking.
 
2012-04-18 02:33:44 PM

Barry McCackiner: But there is no denying she has got a tight little body.


I'd loosen her body up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-18 03:01:01 PM
She's just now barely pregnant. They said that she won't be showing in the show, because they only have a couple episodes left to shoot of season 5, and she should deliver before the next season starts shooting...provided it gets picked up again. So, she might have slight larger breasts, but no...'bump'. Which is all information I got from a slightly more informative gossip article.
 
2012-04-18 03:04:19 PM
www.beersteak.com
 
2012-04-18 03:04:59 PM
She always does that weird thing with her eyes.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-04-18 03:09:54 PM

darch: I would love to see the person who coined the term "baby bump" swallowed by a sinkhole. Same with anyone who uses it in casual conversation.


So much this.

The same thing goes for anyone who changes athlete names to acronyms. Hearing CP3 and RG3 drives me nuts.
 
2012-04-18 03:10:17 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: [www.beersteak.com image 402x600]


Her upper incisors look....formidable. As in gnaw-through-tree bark formidable.
 
2012-04-18 03:14:04 PM
Jim from Saint Paul

Yeah, if I were into chicks, I'd totally turn her down. Bad tooth-gap, over enthusiastic smile and all.
 
2012-04-18 03:15:51 PM

Cythraul: Jim from Saint Paul

Yeah, if I were into chicks, I'd totally turn her down. Bad tooth-gap, over enthusiastic smile and all.


Hopefully the baby gets the father's teeth
 
2012-04-18 03:35:19 PM

Kornchex: The same thing goes for anyone who changes athlete names to acronyms. Hearing CP3 and RG3 drives me nuts


Those aren't acronyms
 
2012-04-18 03:35:37 PM
Anna Paquin has made me drop more seed than Michael J. Fox holding a bird feeder.

Okay. I recycled a joke, last time. Give me a break, I have a migraine and a hangover
 
2012-04-18 03:43:50 PM

Barry McCackiner: Anna Paquin is like the hottest ugly chick around. Sometimes I see her and I think she is so sexy. Other times I see her and go "god she looks like a foot". But there is no denying she has got a tight little body. Mmmm


Ha!
 
2012-04-18 03:48:56 PM
That woman is fugly.
 
2012-04-18 03:48:59 PM

Mugato: Anna Paquin has made me drop more seed than Michael J. Fox holding a bird feeder.

Okay. I recycled a joke, last time. Give me a break, I have a migraine and a hangover


BRAVO!!! 1st time hearing that one
 
2012-04-18 04:04:50 PM

Spatula Porn: That is supposed to be her baby bump photo? Is she pregnant with Flat Stanley?


Thank you.
 
2012-04-18 04:06:24 PM

redmid17: Cythraul: Jim from Saint Paul

Yeah, if I were into chicks, I'd totally turn her down. Bad tooth-gap, over enthusiastic smile and all.

Hopefully the baby gets the father's teeth


That would be the English father's teeth. Be careful what you wish for.
 
2012-04-18 04:27:22 PM

Spiralmonkey: redmid17: Cythraul: Jim from Saint Paul

Yeah, if I were into chicks, I'd totally turn her down. Bad tooth-gap, over enthusiastic smile and all.

Hopefully the baby gets the father's teeth

That would be the English father's teeth. Be careful what you wish for.


Spiralmonkey: redmid17: Cythraul: Jim from Saint Paul

Yeah, if I were into chicks, I'd totally turn her down. Bad tooth-gap, over enthusiastic smile and all.

Hopefully the baby gets the father's teeth

That would be the English father's teeth. Be careful what you wish for.


Normally I would agree, but compare his smile to her smile.
 
2012-04-18 04:31:42 PM

PizzaJedi81: Barry McCackiner: But there is no denying she has got a tight little body.

I'd loosen her body up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


No, I have no idea what you mean. I'm confused.
 
2012-04-18 04:36:42 PM
Butterface
 
2012-04-18 04:59:53 PM

redmid17: Hopefully the baby gets the father's teeth


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-04-18 05:06:49 PM
Came for Jessica.

Oh sweet someone posted pics of her too!
 
2012-04-18 05:20:32 PM
There's already pics of her (Anna Pequin) yambags online. (from an episode of True Blood, apparently.)

/I'll wait for Ellen Page, her knees are much less sharp than Anna's
//lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-04-18 05:32:00 PM

J. Frank Parnell: She always does that weird thing with her eyes.


lh4.googleusercontent.com


/q
//d
///like subby's mom
 
2012-04-18 07:02:42 PM
that was beautiful

never heard of the farkin' show

turn off your tv and go read a book
 
2012-04-18 07:25:08 PM
Oh Ferfkssake...


The MILF Rules

In order to be a MILF, both of the the following conditions must be met:

1. The children of the candidate for MILFdom must be old enough to have adolescent peers who want to f♥ck the candidate.

2. The mother must be f♥ckable.


The "I" in "Mother I'd Like to F♥ck" is meant to be a same-age friend of the children of the mother in question. Therefore, the mother must be old enough to have adolescent kids. This puts most MILFs in their mid/late 30s to mid 50s.

Having a newborn does NOT make one a MILF. The kid (and his friends) must be old enough to have gone through puberty before MILFdom is achieved.

When you misuse the term, you cheapen it. A young woman with a prepubescent child is not a MILF; She's a hot mom, at best.

The point of "MILF" is that it indicates a mature woman who is "still hot" in the eyes of her teenage child's friends.

Subby should be penalized for misuse of the term.
 
2012-04-18 07:28:32 PM

Omahawg: that was beautiful

never heard of the farkin' show

turn off your tv and go read a book


you do realize... that the sookie stackhouse chronicles (aka True Blood) is a book series written by Charlaine Harris. v--v
 
2012-04-18 07:56:51 PM

Omahawg: that was beautiful

never heard of the farkin' show

turn off your tv and go read a book


Turn off your computer and go watch tv
 
2012-04-18 08:48:12 PM

urban.derelict: There's already pics of her (Anna Pequin) yambags online. (from an episode of True Blood, apparently.)

/I'll wait for Ellen Page, her knees are much less sharp than Anna's
//[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 200x210]


Ah. Justin Bieber fetish I see...
 
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