Hyppy: I thought you said you were in the Air Force? I'm confused now.

She's got two jobs. Military, and Air Farce.

penguinfark: Well, she looks hot, so they'll probably double their efforts.

Holy shiat, THIS!

StoPPeRmobile: Galloping Galoshes: StoPPeRmobile: What a showered dirty slut might look like.

Which one? Left or right?
/or both?

You better go watch the movie then. Here is some more incentive.
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What film is that?

Not often for a military spin on the usual syndrome.

Unless on NCIS.

Evil Mackerel: StoPPeRmobile: Galloping Galoshes: StoPPeRmobile: What a showered dirty slut might look like.

Which one? Left or right?
/or both?

You better go watch the movie then. Here is some more incentive.
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What film is that?

Sleeping Beauty.

Galloping Galoshes: Hyppy: I thought you said you were in the Air Force? I'm confused now.

She's got two jobs. Military, and Air Farce.

Hey now. The Air Force is the most efficient killing machine on the planet.

KrispyKritter: groppet: I never understood, other than getting better housing and pay, why my family and friends in the military ever got married while they were serving. About 90% of the time it ended badly, very badly, even worse than a civilian divorce.

poor decisions by young people is the stuff life is made of. i have several nephews on both sides of my family that went the same route as yours. young military base families are real big on drama.

I decided to stay single while I served because of all the infidelity I saw, and sorry to say, part of. When I was stationed at Ft Stewart, everybody was farking someone they werent supposed to. Go to the club when the brigade was in the field, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. I don't trust women very much.

Hyppy: Granolabar: 9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.

Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.

I thought you said you were in the Air Force? I'm confused now.

You're too late. Someone else already pointed that out for us.

StoPPeRmobile: Galloping Galoshes: Hyppy: I thought you said you were in the Air Force? I'm confused now.

She's got two jobs. Military, and Air Farce.

Hey now. The Air Force is the most efficient killing machine on the planet.

of brain cells maybe, i do not want to hear any airforce puke telling me how hard they have it, try to seriously cram all 6feet of yourself into your piss pot, (yes i am an old fart) hear the jests overhead and know they are headed to an o club with steak and cold beer. fark you airforce call me when you learn what close air support means schmuck.

here a link to a brit report with pics sex ring linked to missing wife

Duke_leto_Atredes: here a link to a brit report with pics sex ring linked to missing wife

This report is a different case in California - not related to the case covered by this thread which is focussed in North Carolina.

Granolabar: 9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.

Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.

That explains why you never heard of "trains" while in the AF.
Rule # 1, You don't talk about this with females.
Rule # 2, You DO NOT talk about this with females.
Rule # 3, You MUST brag about it to the guys who know said female, if they might know who that is..bragging is optional.

And 9beers is correct. He never said "all" he said "most"(and please, make sure you read the whole post before flipping out, i mean, if you can't see the difference between "all" and "most"...). There's the .01% that's GI Jane material, real go getters, not just something to prove(noted below), a true desire to serve and challenge themselves, the rest of the top 20% were almost normal, and the rest had severe issues, and that's the AF, the other branches are not quite so favorable.

The exception - certain career fields. I never hung out with Admin or Medical much, know they had their share of "unhinged", but no where near the extreme ratio of women placed in roles that are traditionally men(examples : mechanics - SP - fuels - even Avionics to a degree).

Whether it be a chip on their shoulder with something to prove(to others), where they thrived on the attention and developed GPS(not typically hot, but acted like everyone wanted to get in their pants....Golden Pussy Syndrome), women of the ...dorm mattress(nttiawwt per say, but it forms an image, and image should be a concern in the military), or they were the recipient of trains(frequent or single events), there is always that off kilter feel of a chick that isn't quite able to cut a normal social life.

Only those that got off base ASAP were even remotely normal.(work hard and have the right record coming in, that can be just a month or two on your first base)

But don't take it personally, far from it. Males in the military have their exploded ratio of crazy/loser to normal as well. The services draw fark-ups and retards and degenerates, and the desperate, because they turn no one away[unless you're a really bad fark-up...seemingly no limit on retardation].

/AF - 6 years - Avionics
//Dorms the whole time..(I PCS'd a lot, once overseas, and knew I was getting out at the end of my term, so I never bothered moving out of the dorms)...so I saw and heard about a lot. Never participated though. That kind of shiat can get you in trouble[not that I would otherwise].
///FYI for those that don't know, AF has no barracks[lots of people per room] except on deployments[and basic training], otherwise it's more akin to tiny apartments with, at MOST, one roomate. [except for maybe the odd one off base] Hell, when I was in the UK, it was an apartment, full kitchen and bath(shared), between two rooms, all single occupants.

Anyhow, I feel for the family in this case, no matter how messed up she was/wasn't.

Duke_leto_Atredes: StoPPeRmobile: Galloping Galoshes: Hyppy: I thought you said you were in the Air Force? I'm confused now.

She's got two jobs. Military, and Air Farce.

Hey now. The Air Force is the most efficient killing machine on the planet.

of brain cells maybe, i do not want to hear any airforce puke telling me how hard they have it, try to seriously cram all 6feet of yourself into your piss pot, (yes i am an old fart) hear the jests overhead and know they are headed to an o club with steak and cold beer. fark you airforce call me when you learn what close air support means schmuck.

fark all that. Air superiority, biatches! You ground pounders would be farked if it wasn't for that.

/it's an entirely different type of war, altogether.

ZzeusS: Jake Havechek: I'm gonna go with "who was kidnapped, raped, and murdered" for $400, Alex.


Husband is cooperating but not talking openly. My guess is they were somewhat separated and she was screwing around and he wasn't happy with it, but didn't have anything HAD EVERYTHING to do with her disappearance.

omeganuepsilon: Granolabar: 9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.

Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.

That explains why you never heard of "trains" while in the AF.
Rule # 1, You don't talk about this with females.
Rule # 2, You DO NOT talk about this with females.
Rule # 3, You MUST brag about it to the guys who know said female, if they might know who that is..bragging is optional.

And 9beers is correct. He never said "all" he said "most"(and please, make sure you read the whole post before flipping out, i mean, if you can't see the difference between "all" and "most"...). There's the .01% that's GI Jane material, real go getters, not just something to prove(noted below), a true desire to serve and challenge themselves, the rest of the top 20% were almost normal, and the rest had severe issues, and that's the AF, the other branches are not quite so favorable.

The exception - certain career fields. I never hung out with Admin or Medical much, know they had their share of "unhinged", but no where near the extreme ratio of women placed in roles that are traditionally men(examples : mechanics - SP - fuels - even Avionics to a degree).

Whether it be a chip on their shoulder with something to prove(to others), where they thrived on the attention and developed GPS(not typically hot, but acted like everyone wanted to get in their pants....Golden Pussy Syndrome), women of the ...dorm mattress(nttiawwt per say, but it forms an image, and image should be a concern in the military), or they were the recipient of trains(frequent or single events), there is always that off kilter feel of a chick that isn't quite able to cut a normal s ...

Spare me. If you say "Most military women are dirty sluts" expect most military women to be offended.
You may be right about it varying across career fields, I was a linguist, I don't know what other career fields might have been like. And most of us didn't live in dorms after we finished training, we lived in civilian apartments like normal people.

I'll bet her privates are first-class.

Granolabar: I was a linguist

Yeah, you weren't a part of the unwashed masses of regular troops. Were you even enlisted or were you an officer?

Granolabar: I don't know what other career fields might have been like. And most of us didn't live in dorms after we finished training, we lived in civilian apartments like normal people.

That's because you were more or less a civilian for hire.

The operational force of enlisted airmen were not allowed, typically, to move off base(if single), until they hit SrA, and even then, at some bases it wasn't guaranteed until SSgt. Dorms are just cheaper for payroll than housing and food allowances.

Granolabar: Spare me. If you say "Most military women are dirty sluts" expect most military women to be offended.

IF I say most, that's at least 51%....but 100% take offense, even when it's not directed at them. I don't get why some women think that no women behave in an uncommon manner, and that statistical truths are offensive, but there you have it. Most women have that same condition.

Go be a female libtard somewhere else. Your hunt for legitimate outrage here will just result in making you look like more of a dumb twit than you already are. But hey, feel free to hang out if you like the much deserved admonition for being an uptight yet severely ignorant twat, gives us something to do to pass the time.

Spare me! Spare us all!

Seriously, if you weren't there, WTF do you know about it, especially after you admit to not knowing what other career fields are like?
What you read in readers digest? Get over yourself.

/waits for the typical misogynist rebuttal
//yes, it's still typical when I'm admonishing an individual for their inept derpitude
///that's how Brigade members earn their wings

omeganuepsilon: Granolabar: I was a linguist

Yeah, you weren't a part of the unwashed masses of regular troops. Were you even enlisted or were you an officer?

Granolabar: I don't know what other career fields might have been like. And most of us didn't live in dorms after we finished training, we lived in civilian apartments like normal people.

That's because you were more or less a civilian for hire.

The operational force of enlisted airmen were not allowed, typically, to move off base(if single), until they hit SrA, and even then, at some bases it wasn't guaranteed until SSgt. Dorms are just cheaper for payroll than housing and food allowances.

Granolabar: Spare me. If you say "Most military women are dirty sluts" expect most military women to be offended.

IF I say most, that's at least 51%....but 100% take offense, even when it's not directed at them. I don't get why some women think that no women behave in an uncommon manner, and that statistical truths are offensive, but there you have it. Most women have that same condition.

Go be a female libtard somewhere else. Your hunt for legitimate outrage here will just result in making you look like more of a dumb twit than you already are. But hey, feel free to hang out if you like the much deserved admonition for being an uptight yet severely ignorant twat, gives us something to do to pass the time.

Spare me! Spare us all!

Seriously, if you weren't there, WTF do you know about it, especially after you admit to not knowing what other career fields are like?
What you read in readers digest? Get over yourself.

/waits for the typical misogynist rebuttal
//yes, it's still typical when I'm admonishing an individual for their inept derpitude
///that's how Brigade members earn their wings

Whoa, how those anger management classes coming? Not well, I see.
Be real, no one really knows what it's like to be in other career fields. Very few have crosstrained more than once, so all anyone can really speak to is their own experience in 1, maybe 2 career fields. My experience is that most of the women I worked with (and the intelligence field is chock full of ladies) were not "dirty sluts."
I'm not a militant feminist because I take exception to most of the women I worked with, my friends, being called dirty sluts by a couple of mouthbreathing knuckledraggers.

demaL-demaL-yeH: Granolabar: I was a linguist, I don't know what other career fields might have been like. And most of us didn't live in dorms after we finished training, we lived in civilian apartments like normal people.

[quizzical_dog.jpg]

/Ya, ya: Monterey Mary.
//Figured that even before you mentioned Meade.
///Как дела?

I'm a Chinese linguist. I don't speak the Russian.

Granolabar: Whoa, how those anger management classes coming? Not well, I see.
Be real, no one really knows what it's like to be in other career fields. Very few have crosstrained more than once, so all anyone can really speak to is their own experience in 1, maybe 2 career fields. My experience is that most of the women I worked with (and the intelligence field is chock full of ladies) were not "dirty sluts."
I'm not a militant feminist because I take exception to most of the women I worked with, my friends, being called dirty sluts by a couple of mouthbreathing knuckledraggers.

Who cares what other career fields are like?

What you are still failing to grasp, is that, by and large, a dorm type scenario, will have all the types of fields that I mentioned, all living in one area.
The only reason I mention other career fields, is that some tended to be located in other places, typically breaking down as I mentioned, but I'll refine it.

Medical
Admin
Services
SP
Maintenance(being specialized, you could have 5-10 different fields all housed in the same large dorm)

Each area has it's odd proportions, services tends to be in the middle, more women in the top two, and very very few in the bottom two. Of those bottom two, the women did indeed tend to be unhinged.

That's the point I was making. I mean, I'm sorry, I tried to use smaller words, it is fark after all. It is amusing though, that I still lost you, the linguist, along the way.

No one called you, or your friends, sluts. Get off your cross, summer's coming sister, and we're going to have a bonfire or two. Or stay on, that's cool too.

Knuckledragger indeed. I did mention my career field, what, did you not see that? Science geeks, or pointy heads, in knuckledragger parlance, certainly not mouthbreathers.

No, you're not prejudice at all.

omeganuepsilon: Granolabar: Whoa, how those anger management classes coming? Not well, I see.
Be real, no one really knows what it's like to be in other career fields. Very few have crosstrained more than once, so all anyone can really speak to is their own experience in 1, maybe 2 career fields. My experience is that most of the women I worked with (and the intelligence field is chock full of ladies) were not "dirty sluts."
I'm not a militant feminist because I take exception to most of the women I worked with, my friends, being called dirty sluts by a couple of mouthbreathing knuckledraggers.

Who cares what other career fields are like?

What you are still failing to grasp, is that, by and large, a dorm type scenario, will have all the types of fields that I mentioned, all living in one area.
The only reason I mention other career fields, is that some tended to be located in other places, typically breaking down as I mentioned, but I'll refine it.

Medical
Admin
Services
SP
Maintenance(being specialized, you could have 5-10 different fields all housed in the same large dorm)

Each area has it's odd proportions, services tends to be in the middle, more women in the top two, and very very few in the bottom two. Of those bottom two, the women did indeed tend to be unhinged.

That's the point I was making. I mean, I'm sorry, I tried to use smaller words, it is fark after all. It is amusing though, that I still lost you, the linguist, along the way.

No one called you, or your friends, sluts. Get off your cross, summer's coming sister, and we're going to have a bonfire or two. Or stay on, that's cool too.

Knuckledragger indeed. I did mention my career field, what, did you not see that? Science geeks, or pointy heads, in knuckledragger parlance, certainly not mouthbreathers.

No, you're not prejudice at all.

Did you mention your career field somewhere in your barely literate misogynistic rant? Must've missed that.
I don't know why I'd be prejudiced, I believe it's you making broad and derogatory assumptions about military women as well as military intelligence.

Granolabar: we lived in civilian apartments like normal people.

Granolabar: Did you mention your career field somewhere in your barely literate misogynistic rant? Must've missed that.
I don't know why I'd be prejudiced, I believe it's you making broad and derogatory assumptions about military women as well as military intelligence.

Come on, I know you can cram some more logical fallacies in there.

Judging you as a twat =/= judging military intel as a whole.

As for military women, I speak from relatively vast experience, not assumption. I had 9 months of training, excluding basic, on two different bases, and 3 duty stations following that. I trained, worked, and socialized among many career fields and even branches of service, to include many UK troops.(They liked our NCO club, because theirs was terrible), tack in TDY's to and from several other bases, and that's quite a listing compared to some military members that manage to spend 20 years in one location, behind a desk, with his low number of co-workers likewise changing very seldom.

In that time, I knew thousands of people from which to draw the theory that I've noted here.

You, admittedly, know nothing of other career fields other than your own.

This is not some anti-woman conspiracy we've got going on here, that some have come to the same conclusions, I even noted how males face the same type of variance.

Also, where did I say being a slut was bad? I LOVE sluts. More fun than prudes any day of the week.

demaL-demaL-yeH: You are quite correct: Intel lives in its own insulated world.

Indeed.

omeganuepsilon: Granolabar: Did you mention your career field somewhere in your barely literate misogynistic rant? Must've missed that.
I don't know why I'd be prejudiced, I believe it's you making broad and derogatory assumptions about military women as well as military intelligence.

Come on, I know you can cram some more logical fallacies in there.

Judging you as a twat =/= judging military intel as a whole.

As for military women, I speak from relatively vast experience, not assumption. I had 9 months of training, excluding basic, on two different bases, and 3 duty stations following that. I trained, worked, and socialized among many career fields and even branches of service, to include many UK troops.(They liked our NCO club, because theirs was terrible), tack in TDY's to and from several other bases, and that's quite a listing compared to some military members that manage to spend 20 years in one location, behind a desk, with his low number of co-workers likewise changing very seldom.

In that time, I knew thousands of people from which to draw the theory that I've noted here.

You, admittedly, know nothing of other career fields other than your own.

This is not some anti-woman conspiracy we've got going on here, that some have come to the same conclusions, I even noted how males face the same type of variance.

Also, where did I say being a slut was bad? I LOVE sluts. More fun than prudes any day of the week.

demaL-demaL-yeH: You are quite correct: Intel lives in its own insulated world.

Indeed.

You called me a "civilian for hire" because I said I was intel.

Also, I see that you belong to that peculiar subcategory of military men who pursue promiscuous women while secretly hating them for being promiscuous. There's a few like you in every squadron I've ever been in, easily identifiable by the way they refer to women as "sluts" and "whores" while checking out the rack of every girl in the room. Generally speaking, they've either been burned by a slutty woman, or merely seen so much of it, that they've become disgusted with these women, but can't pass up the easy sex. Which is it for you?

Granolabar: Also, I see that you belong to that peculiar subcategory of military men who pursue promiscuous women while secretly hating them for being promiscuous.

Nobody hates sluts unless you're married to them or they won't fark you. Come on hunny, stop being so uptight, nobody called you a slut. You sure are defensive about something though.

Granolabar: You called me a "civilian for hire" because I said I was intel.

Oh, that.
Still not an assumption.

An apt description. If you find it offensive, well, your proprieties are a little more sensitive than, say, a Westboro Baptist surrounded by a LGBT Pride parade.

9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.

Lets not mix words here, most people with your profile picture (shown below) are into bestiality and midget sex. Sure there may be a few sweet wholesome men who are simply into Christmas but the majority are farking every animal and short person in sight. It isn't just the demented commenters on Fark either but an entire internet community browsing sickening themed porn sites.

So how long have you enjoyed farking reinbeer and renting sex films involving humans under 4 foot tall?

dallylamma: Fort Bragg? Most likely sexually assaulted and murdered...not necessarily in the order...by some PTSD zombie Special Forces killbot just back from his fifth connsecutive deployment.

More likely a long team party at 7sf

Granolabar: I was a linguist.

Hmm, you don't seem like a cunning linguist.

Saulsa: Granolabar: I was a linguist.

Hmm, you don't seem like a cunning linguist.

Ah, that joke just never gets funny.

demaL-demaL-yeH: Saulsa: Granolabar: I was a linguist.

Hmm, you don't seem like a cunning linguist.

Tell you what, Paulie: You go learn Chinese in a 64 weeks and we'll discuss it if you pass.

To be fair:
cunning =/= ability to memorize

Granolabar: Saulsa: Granolabar: I was a linguist.

Hmm, you don't seem like a cunning linguist.

Ah, that joke just never gets funny.

I must be slipping. Didn't even occur to me. I was wondering how hard mandarin is compared to a latin or germanic language.

demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: demaL-demaL-yeH: Saulsa: Granolabar: I was a linguist.

Hmm, you don't seem like a cunning linguist.

Tell you what, Paulie: You go learn Chinese in a 64 weeks and we'll discuss it if you pass.

To be fair:
cunning =/= ability to memorize

No. It isn't about memorization. The morning after your first dream in the target language is when you know you might pass.

To be fair:
Learning to think in another language is quite cunning.

/Especially when it's a Cat IV language.

You may want to look up the definition of cunning.

demaL-demaL-yeH: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: Saulsa: Granolabar:
I must be slipping. Didn't even occur to me. I was wondering how hard mandarin is compared to a latin or germanic language.

Extremely.

/Speaking here as a profesional linguist - both the military type and the academic type.

Imo, difficulty depends more on the person. Japanese was much easier for me than even Spanish and German.

Sure, some could be quantified,by some, as "more difficult" due the sheer amount of characters and rules.

I found it easier to replace English with a new structure than it was to shift to a more similar language with a lot of parallels.

demaL-demaL-yeH: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: Saulsa: Granolabar:
I must be slipping. Didn't even occur to me. I was wondering how hard mandarin is compared to a latin or germanic language.

Extremely.

/Speaking here as a profesional linguist - both the military type and the academic type.

It's not inflected, is it? As opposed to Japanese?
I was thinking how difficult reading must be, since some words have multiple symbols, and one symbol can have multiple meanings.

demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: demaL-demaL-yeH: omeganuepsilon: demaL-demaL-yeH: Saulsa: Granolabar:

You may want to look up the definition of cunning.

No, you might want to:
CUNNING 1: dexterous or crafty in the use of special resources (as skill or knowledge) or in attaining an end

/Hoist by your own rpetard.
//What are you, some monolingual 'merkin?

Regurgitation of memorized information is not dexterous or crafty.

OK, maybe i'll give you some lenience on dexterous, but that's being intellectually dishonest.

Cunning, on the whole, represents a clever use of functional knowledge, such as a means of thinking outside of the box, a creative application, that would typically not make a simple transition from A to B, counter to the very purpose of translating for clarity.

Now, if you're deciphering, there's some ground to be had there, but that's not just simply being a linguist, there's also some cryptography in there, and that job label would be something more along the lines of analyst. "Why would he say the eagle has landed?"