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2012-04-18 03:09:56 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: People from Oshkosh talk funny.

And they all own airplanes. Which explains your affinity to wing-wipers.


We do?
 
2012-04-18 03:09:57 PM

frepnog: and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.


Maybe they can get jobs as American Apparel models.
 
2012-04-18 03:10:40 PM

blatz514: Granolabar: blatz514: Granolabar: Galloping Galoshes: 21-37-42: Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...

I scrolled down to "Wisconsin" in Granolabar:'s profile and fled in fear. Had no idea.
/My goodness.

Alas, I'm now only an honorary Sconie. The AF packed me off to MD.

What the hell is a "Sconie?"

People from Oshkosh talk funny.
/I keed! I keed!

We do after a few drinks, that is for sure!


Pshhh. It's WI, if you didn't have a few drinks in you... I've got nothing. I simply can't imagine Wisconsinites completely sober.
 
2012-04-18 03:11:24 PM

The One True TheDavid: frepnog:


and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.

That's my problem: I prefer women that are rather attractive (not beauty queens, they're just high-maintenance plastic) and won't settle for anything less. If I could go for women who were as old and/or ugly and/or fat as me I'd be balls-deep half the time.

Instead I take a big dose of an SSRI and tell myself I'm better off without. And given my history 30-odd year history with a couple dozen hot but crazy, airheaded or just blipping annoying women that's probably true.

Are fat old ugly women any easier to deal with?

And which one is Kinky Kelly, again?


they will appreciate you more and try harder. ;)

/what's the saying, if you want nothing but stress marry a hot woman, if you want a great life free from strife marry plain jane.
 
2012-04-18 03:12:08 PM
Hell, I'm at work..it's 2:10 and I think I'm a little drunk from last night.

/happy hour in 50 minutes!
 
2012-04-18 03:13:08 PM

nopokerface: FlashHarry: cue, not queue.

They will queue up on cue.


Then, they shall be judged by the Q!

images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-18 03:13:30 PM

blatz514: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: People from Oshkosh talk funny.

And they all own airplanes. Which explains your affinity to wing-wipers.

We do?


Sure seems like it, with all the invites and stuff I get for the Oshkosh fly-in every year. A town wholly devoted to aviation!
/you mean, you don't?
 
2012-04-18 03:13:45 PM

blatz514: Hell, I'm at work..it's 2:10 and I think I'm a little drunk from last night.

/happy hour in 50 minutes!


See? What'd I tell you?
/It's a good thing your first 3 DUIs are a misdemeanor...
 
2012-04-18 03:15:59 PM
Granolabar
4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).

You're responding to someone who's an asshole, a troll, or both in every thread I've seen him post in. Don't waste anymore of your time.
 
2012-04-18 03:16:16 PM

Galloping Galoshes: blatz514: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: People from Oshkosh talk funny.

And they all own airplanes. Which explains your affinity to wing-wipers.

We do?

Sure seems like it, with all the invites and stuff I get for the Oshkosh fly-in every year. A town wholly devoted to aviation!
/you mean, you don't?


I tend not to go anywhere during that week. I am hoping to have Harrison Ford buy me a drink this summer though!

I think it would be counter-productive to fly to work every day seeing it's only a 5 minute drive
 
2012-04-18 03:16:28 PM

frepnog: /what's the saying, if you want nothing but stress marry a hot woman, if you want a great life free from strife marry plain jane.


The lyrics to that song go:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you.
-the Skatalites
 
2012-04-18 03:17:29 PM

frepnog: awe hell, it is the same reasoning so many tech companies employ hot women to go around selling their wares.


That's why we keep women in the kitchen, they would take over the world if we let them out.
 
2012-04-18 03:17:49 PM

blatz514: I think it would be counter-productive to fly to work every day seeing it's only a 5 minute drive


Never depend on aviation as a transportation method. You know what they say:

If you've got time to spare, go by air.
 
2012-04-18 03:17:55 PM

blatz514: Hell, I'm at work..it's 2:10 and I think I'm a little drunk from last night.

/happy hour in 50 minutes!


You're still drunk from last night at 2:10 in the afternoon? Did you ever know that you're my hero?
 
2012-04-18 03:18:12 PM

Granolabar: blatz514: Hell, I'm at work..it's 2:10 and I think I'm a little drunk from last night.

/happy hour in 50 minutes!

See? What'd I tell you?
/It's a good thing your first 3 DUIs are a misdemeanor...


Busted.

I saw in the local paper some dude got his 8th!! Bravo sir. See ya back in public in 6 months.

/not lauding his behavior.
//oh, and he got it at 9:00am
 
2012-04-18 03:18:43 PM

patrick767: You're responding to someone who's an asshole, a troll, or both in every thread I've seen him post in. Don't waste anymore of your time.


Thought so. Sounded very trollish.
 
2012-04-18 03:18:57 PM

blatz514: Galloping Galoshes: blatz514: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: People from Oshkosh talk funny.

And they all own airplanes. Which explains your affinity to wing-wipers.

We do?

Sure seems like it, with all the invites and stuff I get for the Oshkosh fly-in every year. A town wholly devoted to aviation!
/you mean, you don't?

I tend not to go anywhere during that week. I am hoping to have Harrison Ford buy me a drink this summer though!

I think it would be counter-productive to fly to work every day seeing it's only a 5 minute drive


Hey hey, you're an American! You will not walk, nor bike, nor take public transportation, nor drive your car to work. You will fly!
/Also, we've wandered pretty far from the poor dead girl in NC.
 
2012-04-18 03:19:33 PM

Whiskey Dickens: blatz514: Hell, I'm at work..it's 2:10 and I think I'm a little drunk from last night.

/happy hour in 50 minutes!

You're still drunk from last night at 2:10 in the afternoon? Did you ever know that you're my hero?


Funny thing is, my boss was with me most of the night. So walking in late to work was not frowned upon.
 
2012-04-18 03:19:38 PM

blatz514: //oh, and he got it at 9:00am


Get an early start to the day, get your work done early.
 
2012-04-18 03:20:28 PM

9beers: frepnog: awe hell, it is the same reasoning so many tech companies employ hot women to go around selling their wares.

That's why we keep women in the kitchen, they would take over the world if we let them out.


lol. not really, but let's not pretend that the powers that be don't know that pussy drives nerds crazy, crazy enough to buy anything a nice pair of tits shoves at them.
 
2012-04-18 03:20:49 PM

Granolabar: the poor dead girl in NC.


This has not been demonstrated. There's still a chance.
Slim, yeah.
 
2012-04-18 03:20:52 PM

Whiskey Dickens: blatz514: Hell, I'm at work..it's 2:10 and I think I'm a little drunk from last night.

/happy hour in 50 minutes!

You're still drunk from last night at 2:10 in the afternoon? Did you ever know that you're my hero?


And everything I wish I could be?
 
2012-04-18 03:20:59 PM

Granolabar: blatz514: Galloping Galoshes: blatz514: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: People from Oshkosh talk funny.

And they all own airplanes. Which explains your affinity to wing-wipers.

We do?

Sure seems like it, with all the invites and stuff I get for the Oshkosh fly-in every year. A town wholly devoted to aviation!
/you mean, you don't?

I tend not to go anywhere during that week. I am hoping to have Harrison Ford buy me a drink this summer though!

I think it would be counter-productive to fly to work every day seeing it's only a 5 minute drive

Hey hey, you're an American! You will not walk, nor bike, nor take public transportation, nor drive your car to work. You will fly!
/Also, we've wandered pretty far from the poor dead girl in NC.


Wait? She's dead now?? I feel bad for going off track!!

/i will take my helicopter to work tomorrow, happy??
 
2012-04-18 03:21:43 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: the poor dead girl in NC.

This has not been demonstrated. There's still a chance.
Slim, yeah.


It hasn't? Huh, I just assumed...
 
2012-04-18 03:22:00 PM

9beers: frepnog: awe hell, it is the same reasoning so many tech companies employ hot women to go around selling their wares.

That's why we keep women in the kitchen, they would take over the world if we let them out.


i.crackedcdn.com

the perfect woman?
 
2012-04-18 03:22:10 PM
Is it just me?

a.abcnews.com

weblogs.sun-sentinel.com
 
2012-04-18 03:22:13 PM

frepnog: crazy enough to buy anything a nice pair of tits shoves at them.


Not if you see what's happening. Some people don't like being manipulated.
 
2012-04-18 03:22:19 PM

Galloping Galoshes: blatz514: //oh, and he got it at 9:00am

Get an early start to the day, get your work done early.


I love the divey bars around town, filled with the local scum.

/always order your beer in a bottle
 
2012-04-18 03:22:48 PM

frepnog: the perfect woman?


Where's the beer?
 
2012-04-18 03:23:02 PM

frepnog: 9beers: frepnog: and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.

We used it to our advantage. In one of my aviation units, we had a good looking girl that was a helicopter mechanic with the rest of us. When we needed some part or other supplies, we'd send her next door to another unit and she'd always come back with what we needed. If one of us went over, there was less than a 50/50 chance of getting what we needed. It was amazing how guys would bend over backwards for what they thought was a chance at getting some.

awe hell, it is the same reasoning so many tech companies employ hot women to go around selling their wares.

when I worked for a school district as the system's pc tech, we were looking into laptops for all the teachers. Dell send out a couple of reps, good guys, very knowledgeable, knew their stuff through and through and gave a stellar presentation on why Dell would be great for the schools, how software and hardware worked together to create a synergy that vitalized a boring classroom.

Apple sent a gorgeous red head and a gorgeous brunette to show us how neat iTunes was.

we went with Apple.

0_o

/superintendent was a sexist pig. hate to say it, but true.


I used to work for a tech firm and we were looking at expanding our local advertising, and the billboard company sent over this drop dead gorgeous sales rep, in this tiny little business suit. The owner had his desk out in the open, and happened to be on the way to both server closet and break room. Immediately the IM alert went out, and like a parade we all needed a Mt Dew, or had to check a server. One after the other we all went by a couple times.

The lady was sitting up on his desk, bending over showing off her cleavage, moving her legs around, we were all enjoying the show.

But the funniest part about it, the owner was gay, and this lady had no clue.
 
2012-04-18 03:24:33 PM

Granolabar: It hasn't? Huh, I just assumed...


There you go assuming; you know what they say:
A stitch in time saves nine.
 
2012-04-18 03:25:45 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: It hasn't? Huh, I just assumed...

There you go assuming; you know what they say:
A stitch in time saves nine.


A penny saved is a penny earned.
 
2012-04-18 03:25:54 PM

Galloping Galoshes: frepnog: crazy enough to buy anything a nice pair of tits shoves at them.

Not if you see what's happening. Some people don't like being manipulated.


i suppose.

you would have never known by the way all the guys at the Board of Education treated those two women Apple sent to show us iTunes, however.

www.wearysloth.com

You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of farkin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
 
2012-04-18 03:27:48 PM

Granolabar: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: It hasn't? Huh, I just assumed...

There you go assuming; you know what they say:
A stitch in time saves nine.

A penny saved is a penny earned.


At first if you don't succeed, get hammered!
 
2012-04-18 03:28:49 PM

king_nacho: frepnog: 9beers: frepnog: and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.

We used it to our advantage. In one of my aviation units, we had a good looking girl that was a helicopter mechanic with the rest of us. When we needed some part or other supplies, we'd send her next door to another unit and she'd always come back with what we needed. If one of us went over, there was less than a 50/50 chance of getting what we needed. It was amazing how guys would bend over backwards for what they thought was a chance at getting some.

awe hell, it is the same reasoning so many tech companies employ hot women to go around selling their wares.

when I worked for a school district as the system's pc tech, we were looking into laptops for all the teachers. Dell send out a couple of reps, good guys, very knowledgeable, knew their stuff through and through and gave a stellar presentation on why Dell would be great for the schools, how software and hardware worked together to create a synergy that vitalized a boring classroom.

Apple sent a gorgeous red head and a gorgeous brunette to show us how neat iTunes was.

we went with Apple.

0_o

/superintendent was a sexist pig. hate to say it, but true.

I used to work for a tech firm and we were looking at expanding our local advertising, and the billboard company sent over this drop dead gorgeous sales rep, in this tiny little business suit. The owner had his desk out in the open, and happened to be on the way to both server closet and break room. Immediately the IM alert went out, and like a parade we all needed a Mt Dew, or had to check a server. One after the other we all went by a couple times.

The lady was sitting up on his desk, bending over showing off her cleavage, moving her legs around, we were all enjoying the show.

But the funniest part about it, the owner was gay, and this lady had no clue.


she knew. she was playing the entire department.... and even gay guys like tits.
 
2012-04-18 03:31:14 PM

king_nacho: frepnog: 9beers: frepnog: and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.

We used it to our advantage. In one of my aviation units, we had a good looking girl that was a helicopter mechanic with the rest of us. When we needed some part or other supplies, we'd send her next door to another unit and she'd always come back with what we needed. If one of us went over, there was less than a 50/50 chance of getting what we needed. It was amazing how guys would bend over backwards for what they thought was a chance at getting some.

awe hell, it is the same reasoning so many tech companies employ hot women to go around selling their wares.

when I worked for a school district as the system's pc tech, we were looking into laptops for all the teachers. Dell send out a couple of reps, good guys, very knowledgeable, knew their stuff through and through and gave a stellar presentation on why Dell would be great for the schools, how software and hardware worked together to create a synergy that vitalized a boring classroom.

Apple sent a gorgeous red head and a gorgeous brunette to show us how neat iTunes was.

we went with Apple.

0_o

/superintendent was a sexist pig. hate to say it, but true.

I used to work for a tech firm and we were looking at expanding our local advertising, and the billboard company sent over this drop dead gorgeous sales rep, in this tiny little business suit. The owner had his desk out in the open, and happened to be on the way to both server closet and break room. Immediately the IM alert went out, and like a parade we all needed a Mt Dew, or had to check a server. One after the other we all went by a couple times.

The lady was sitting up on his desk, bending over showing off her cleavage, moving her legs around, we were all enjoying the show.

But the funniest part about it, the owner was gay, and ...


But did you BUY anything?
 
2012-04-18 03:32:31 PM

Granolabar: Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: It hasn't? Huh, I just assumed...

There you go assuming; you know what they say:
A stitch in time saves nine.

A penny saved is a penny earned.


"Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency." - Foghorn Leghorn
 
2012-04-18 03:33:58 PM

21-37-42: But did you BUY anything?


That was the whole point of the original comment. Well?
 
2012-04-18 03:34:55 PM

king_nacho: f

But the funniest part about it, the owner was gay ...


HA! So, how did that sale go?
 
2012-04-18 03:37:03 PM

halfof33: Johnson was rescued in a separate raid about two weeks after the Lynch raid with several other male soldiers, who, interestingly, you didn't mention at all.


Burrrnn. Actually the whole 'raid' thing was kind of ridiculous because civilian medical people had tried to deliver Lynch at least to some US marines and were shot at. IIRC they could have basically walked in and signed them all out, instead they turned it into a Rambo movie.

There was also all that crap about wounded Jessica firing her weapon until empty, when it actually jammed before getting off any rounds, and she was knocked out cold by the wreck. Oh well, we all know that crap is king, we love dirty laundry.
 
2012-04-18 03:38:19 PM

ObscureNameHere: HA! So, how did that sale go?


He said the owner WAS gay. Not anymore.
 
2012-04-18 03:41:07 PM

frepnog: king_nacho: frepnog: 9beers: frepnog:

But the funniest part about it, the owner was gay, and this lady had no clue.

she knew. she was playing the entire department.... and even gay guys like tits.


Nah, not with this guy, you only knew if he wanted you to know, stereotypical IT nerd. As for playing for the rest of us, I'm sure there was some of that, but considering we didn't buy anything from them, it didn't work.
 
2012-04-18 03:42:40 PM

king_nacho: frepnog: king_nacho: frepnog: 9beers: frepnog:

But the funniest part about it, the owner was gay, and this lady had no clue.

she knew. she was playing the entire department.... and even gay guys like tits.


Nah, not with this guy, you only knew if he wanted you to know, stereotypical IT nerd. As for playing for the rest of us, I'm sure there was some of that, but considering we didn't buy anything from them, it didn't work.


i dunno man. seems like women can smell the ghey.
 
2012-04-18 03:42:41 PM

ObscureNameHere: king_nacho: f

But the funniest part about it, the owner was gay ...

HA! So, how did that sale go?


Not very well, after she left we all had a big laugh about it. It didn't go well because of how she was selling it, they just didn't have a good offer for us at the time. Bad placement, too high price. They bought some stuff later, but it didn't do very well.
 
2012-04-18 03:43:02 PM

Bacontastesgood: we love dirty laundry.


There's a song about that.
 
2012-04-18 04:02:29 PM
is there a place where a man can find pictures of the farketts for comparison ,for scientific scrutiny or for just masturbatory purposes?
 
2012-04-18 04:05:49 PM
The bigger misery here is why Stubby did not use Froggy Bottoms in the headline
 
2012-04-18 04:07:59 PM

Galloping Galoshes: StoPPeRmobile: What a showered dirty slut might look like.

Which one? Left or right?
/or both?


You better go watch the movie then. Here is some more incentive.
images4.fanpop.com
 
2012-04-18 04:14:08 PM

Granolabar: 9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.

Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.


I thought you said you were in the Air Force? I'm confused now.
 
2012-04-18 04:17:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: You better go watch the movie then. Here is some more incentive.


Hold on, I'll be right back.
 
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