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2012-04-18 02:23:10 PM  
Should have never been there to begin with.
 
2012-04-18 02:24:17 PM  

Granolabar:


4 years in the Air Force ...


From the way you were talking I thought you may have been in the military instead.
 
2012-04-18 02:24:53 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Egoy3k: And a white knight.

Granolabar: 4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).

Doesn't look like she needs a knight, actually.


Always appreciated, though.
/I shall call you "Lancelot" and put you on my favorites list.
 
2012-04-18 02:25:26 PM  

Granolabar: frepnog: SchlingFocker: Granolabar: This is turning into a very insulting day for me.


What do you expect when you go fishing for white knights?

/Talk it over with Annie, and tell her the guy who nicknamed her peaches says, "Hi."
 
2012-04-18 02:25:44 PM  

tukatz: gblive: tukatz: 9beers: You know what, fark you subby, you hack. I submitted the same damn headline yesterday, complete with check marks.

There are a lot of people who sift through the rejected headlines and resubmit them with different articles. Definitely cheating, but how do you stop them? Too bad Fark doesn't have some way to block a word-for-word headline popping up a second time within the week.

I am not a Total Farker - this was an original submission on my part. I have no access to rejected headlines.


You submitted the same exact headline as someone else, but never saw the other headline? You are apparently psychic. You could make money off of that skill. Las Vegas, perhaps?

I have had numerous headlines "stolen" after they were rejected. Usually because the times I would submit headlines (due to odd work hours) weren't prime time for greenlights. I just assume that they are sad lurkers who will eventually get their justice through karma.


Go read 9Beers post from earlier - my headline is similar but not the exact same headline.

There have been many headlines displayed on Fark over the years that involve checkmarks with a list, my submission was just a variation of this common theme. Next you will be claiming that any submission involving multiple choice, ugly ass animals, sharp knees, or Duke sucks are all your headlines that are stolen from others.
 
2012-04-18 02:26:16 PM  

Granolabar: Stand away, chief.
/You got thrown out for sexual harassment, huh?
//Yeah. yeah. Dirty slut was asking for it.



No actually I was honorably discharged as an E-6(P).

By the way, I did band a married chick while stationed at Ft Sam Houston. She was staying in the barracks for a few weeks until her housing got squared away and her husband arrived. Such a sweet girl.
 
2012-04-18 02:27:05 PM  

Granolabar: 9beers: Granolabar: Tell me something, how is it you know so much about military women and their sexual proclivities? Any actual experience there, or are you just guessing?

I was in the Army for 8 years and am well aware of what goes on. I spent time in aviation units with very few women and medical units where women outnumbered men.

4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).


People continue to lump the USAF in with the likes of the Navy and Army. The class/attractiveness of the female airmen is so FAR above that of the tramps in the other services, you kind of have to forgive these people for their poor experiences and lack of understanding.

Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...

/20 yrs AF
 
2012-04-18 02:27:11 PM  

JDAT: Should have never been there to begin with.


lol. on the one hand, how dare you , you gawddarn sexist pig.

on the other.... I do believe that in most cases our military would be better served by keeping women far away from combat zones.

but then i remember Vasquez.

iamkele.com

/"You ever been mistaken for a man? No, have YOU?"
 
2012-04-18 02:28:09 PM  

9beers: You know what, fark you subby, you hack. I submitted the same damn headline yesterday, complete with check marks.


maybe its because nobody likes you?
 
2012-04-18 02:28:23 PM  
bang
screw
fark
violate
 
2012-04-18 02:28:39 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.

Granolabar: Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.

You could consider the source. So far he's demonstrated cowardice, chauvinism, and bigotry. What other lovely character traits must lie under there? Or, you could take comfort in the old saw, "know your enemies."

Don't mind me. Some of us like dirty unattractive sluts.
/When's the last time you showered, anyway?


What a showered dirty slut might look like.
images.hitfix.com
Hawt
 
2012-04-18 02:29:49 PM  

9beers: Granolabar: Stand away, chief.
/You got thrown out for sexual harassment, huh?
//Yeah. yeah. Dirty slut was asking for it.


No actually I was honorably discharged as an E-6(P).

By the way, I did band a married chick while stationed at Ft Sam Houston. She was staying in the barracks for a few weeks until her housing got squared away and her husband arrived. Such a sweet girl.


Sicko!
 
2012-04-18 02:30:52 PM  

gblive: tukatz: gblive: tukatz: 9beers: You know what, fark you subby, you hack. I submitted the same damn headline yesterday, complete with check marks.

There are a lot of people who sift through the rejected headlines and resubmit them with different articles. Definitely cheating, but how do you stop them? Too bad Fark doesn't have some way to block a word-for-word headline popping up a second time within the week.

I am not a Total Farker - this was an original submission on my part. I have no access to rejected headlines.


You submitted the same exact headline as someone else, but never saw the other headline? You are apparently psychic. You could make money off of that skill. Las Vegas, perhaps?

I have had numerous headlines "stolen" after they were rejected. Usually because the times I would submit headlines (due to odd work hours) weren't prime time for greenlights. I just assume that they are sad lurkers who will eventually get their justice through karma.

Go read 9Beers post from earlier - my headline is similar but not the exact same headline.

There have been many headlines displayed on Fark over the years that involve checkmarks with a list, my submission was just a variation of this common theme. Next you will be claiming that any submission involving multiple choice, ugly ass animals, sharp knees, or Duke sucks are all your headlines that are stolen from others.


It's almost like he's patent-trolling checkmarked lists.
 
2012-04-18 02:31:46 PM  

21-37-42: Granolabar: 9beers: Granolabar: Tell me something, how is it you know so much about military women and their sexual proclivities? Any actual experience there, or are you just guessing?

I was in the Army for 8 years and am well aware of what goes on. I spent time in aviation units with very few women and medical units where women outnumbered men.

4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).

People continue to lump the USAF in with the likes of the Navy and Army. The class/attractiveness of the female airmen is so FAR above that of the tramps in the other services, you kind of have to forgive these people for their poor experiences and lack of understanding.

Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...

/20 yrs AF


now, I will give you that. The female airmen that i ever had the pleasure to meet were usually if not out right hot, pretty damned attractive.

navy chicks tended to be chunky and sorta cute with barrel asses or skinny and kinda gamey looking.

jarhead chicks tended to be like female dwarves in the way Gimli put it about his race's females - look so similar, it was hard to tell 'em apart from the men.
 
2012-04-18 02:32:15 PM  

king_nacho: maybe its because nobody likes you?


We have the same number of greens and you've been here 10 years longer than I have. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2012-04-18 02:32:46 PM  

Granolabar: /I shall call you "Lancelot" and put you on my favorites list.


Awwww....

Reminds me of Dory in Finding Nemo: "I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."
 
2012-04-18 02:33:05 PM  

9beers: king_nacho: maybe its because nobody likes you?

We have the same number of greens and you've been here 10 years longer than I have. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


You know, you descend from insulting to merely boring very quickly when you get all defensive.
You should really work on that.
 
2012-04-18 02:33:34 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: What a showered dirty slut might look like.


Which one? Left or right?
/or both?
 
2012-04-18 02:33:44 PM  

SchlingFocker: Granolabar: I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.

Two things:

1)He said, "the majority".

2)While I don't agree with the pejorative use of "dirty sluts", the bulk of the chicks in my barracks went through the bulk of the guys in my barracks when I was active. Basically, everyone was farking everyone else. It's about what you'd expect when you throw a bunch of 18-21 year olds together in the same building and give them unlimited access to alcohol.

With that said, I didn't know many married people in my unit who weren't farking around on their spouses. That was very commonplace.

If your wife was heading out to the bar in Hoptown, she was looking for cock. And, if your husband was heading to Moon's, he was looking for a handie in the corner.


is that any different than a bunch of 18-21 year old kids in college? I don't think the military holds a patent on this kind of activity.
 
2012-04-18 02:34:46 PM  

21-37-42: People continue to lump the USAF in with the likes of the Navy and Army. The class/attractiveness of the female airmen is so FAR above that of the tramps in the other services, you kind of have to forgive these people for their poor experiences and lack of understanding.


LOL yeah, OK. Take a trip down to Ft Sam Houston and check out all the little honeys doing their medical training.
 
2012-04-18 02:35:32 PM  

Granolabar: You know, you descend from insulting to merely boring very quickly when you get all defensive.
You should really work on that.



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2012-04-18 02:36:10 PM  

Granolabar: You know, you descend from insulting to merely boring very quickly when you get all defensive.
You should really work on that.


Oh, hell, she's pulled out "dismissive condescension." He's screwed.
 
2012-04-18 02:37:40 PM  

king_nacho: SchlingFocker: Granolabar: I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.

Two things:

1)He said, "the majority".

2)While I don't agree with the pejorative use of "dirty sluts", the bulk of the chicks in my barracks went through the bulk of the guys in my barracks when I was active. Basically, everyone was farking everyone else. It's about what you'd expect when you throw a bunch of 18-21 year olds together in the same building and give them unlimited access to alcohol.

With that said, I didn't know many married people in my unit who weren't farking around on their spouses. That was very commonplace.

If your wife was heading out to the bar in Hoptown, she was looking for cock. And, if your husband was heading to Moon's, he was looking for a handie in the corner.

is that any different than a bunch of 18-21 year old kids in college? I don't think the military holds a patent on this kind of activity.


honestly, that is a great part of it. but mostly it goes back to women that never got much attention suddenly being showered with it. saw it too often to discount.
 
2012-04-18 02:38:43 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: You know, you descend from insulting to merely boring very quickly when you get all defensive.
You should really work on that.

Oh, hell, she's pulled out "dismissive condescension." He's screwed.


I'd say he started it, but that'd be childish.
/true though.
 
2012-04-18 02:38:44 PM  

9beers: king_nacho: maybe its because nobody likes you?

We have the same number of greens and you've been here 10 years longer than I have. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you've probably submitted far more than i have, and you've certainly complained about it more than me.
 
2012-04-18 02:43:23 PM  

21-37-42: Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...


I scrolled down to "Wisconsin" in Granolabar:'s profile and fled in fear. Had no idea.
/My goodness.
 
2012-04-18 02:45:31 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: 21-37-42: Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...

I scrolled down to "Wisconsin" in Granolabar:'s profile and fled in fear. Had no idea.
/My goodness.


Alas, I'm now only an honorary Sconie. The AF packed me off to MD.
 
2012-04-18 02:47:55 PM  
Instead of making a big deal about the attention when a white girl goes missing, people could...oh, I don't know...make a big deal when a minority goes missing. Not nearly as snarky, grandted, but a lot more productive.
 
2012-04-18 02:48:36 PM  

frepnog: honestly, that is a great part of it. but mostly it goes back to women that never got much attention suddenly being showered with it. saw it too often to discount.


That's exactly it. You take women that weren't getting that much attention in the civilian world and suddenly they're the center of attention and have guys tripping over each other to get to get in their pants.
 
2012-04-18 02:49:41 PM  
lame

we're getting 25/8 coverage of some missing hispanic chick out here
 
2012-04-18 02:51:09 PM  

Granolabar: I'd say he started it, but that'd be childish.


He was painting with a broad brush. You criticized his artwork.

/nice pun, that.
 
2012-04-18 02:51:34 PM  

The One True TheDavid: algrant33: FTA: She is 5 feet 1 inch tall, weighs about 102 pounds

First: Hot.

Uh-uh. Too chipmunk-cheeked for me. And the real quote is "She is 5 feet 1 inch tall, weighs about 102 pounds and has blond hair and brown eyes. An obvious bad dye job.


Second: What the FARK is Uncle Sam going to do with a pair of 5'1" 102lb boots on the ground? She can field-strip, she might even be able to field-strip an M4, but can she CARRY the damn thing?

One of these? (link)

Oh FFS, they only weight "6.9 lb (3.1 kg) with 30 rounds." Some cast iron pots are heavier empty, and a small couple-sized turkey weighs about 14 pounds.

How do we know you're a sexist bigot?


medics carry 9mm. Their CLS bag is fairly heavy, though.

CSS time: my most surreal moment during my time over there (FOB Warhorse, Baqubah, Feb 04-Feb 05) was memorial day weekend 04. We had been down at Victory learning how to install and troubleshoot warlocks. On our convoy back to Warhorse-which included a fueler, a wrecker, 4 humvees and a 916-we wound up going down an alley, and had to turn around. I was driving the lead humvee. A kind Iraqi citizen told us where to go and how to get out of where we were. All the while i was thinking about Lynch's convoy, thinking we were so farked. Once we got out of the residential area and back on the highway, i was a nervous wreck. The opposite 4 lanes of traffic were closed, and ahead of us was no less than 6 lanes of traffic bearing down on us coming the wrong way. (those iraqi's don't understand "lanes") The CPT told me floor it, so i did and it was like the parting of the Red Sea. All the traffic just opened up and we flowed right through. 10 miles later I've still got it floored when we find out our convoy got split up. The wrecker and 916 and 2 of the 4 humvees were about a mile behind us. They caught up and we made it back just fine, but that might have turned out so much differently.

/Retiring next month after 22 yrs in the National Guard
//Commo-you can talk about us, but you can't talk without us
 
2012-04-18 02:52:56 PM  

9beers: frepnog: honestly, that is a great part of it. but mostly it goes back to women that never got much attention suddenly being showered with it. saw it too often to discount.

That's exactly it. You take women that weren't getting that much attention in the civilian world and suddenly they're the center of attention and have guys tripping over each other to get to get in their pants.


and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.
 
2012-04-18 02:53:56 PM  
Granolabar:
Alas, I'm now only an honorary Sconie. The AF packed me off to MD.

Really? Andrews? How do you like our traffic?
 
2012-04-18 02:54:54 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar:
Alas, I'm now only an honorary Sconie. The AF packed me off to MD.

Really? Andrews? How do you like our traffic?


Meade. And I hated your traffic. I lived in Annapolis just to get around it.
 
2012-04-18 02:55:56 PM  

LL316: Instead of making a big deal about the attention when a white girl goes missing, people could...oh, I don't know...make a big deal when a minority goes missing. Not nearly as snarky, grandted, but a lot more productive.


That's what grabbed my attention when I saw this headline at the top of the news on every local and national (CNN, etc.) media outlet. There was at least one black woman who disappeared in Fayetteville since the beginning of this year. How much media attention did it get? Basically zippo.
 
2012-04-18 02:57:21 PM  

frepnog: 9beers: frepnog: honestly, that is a great part of it. but mostly it goes back to women that never got much attention suddenly being showered with it. saw it too often to discount.

That's exactly it. You take women that weren't getting that much attention in the civilian world and suddenly they're the center of attention and have guys tripping over each other to get to get in their pants.

and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.


"Spittoon Ugly" I like that. Think I'll use it at some point and pretend I came up with it.
 
2012-04-18 02:57:54 PM  
cue my weeping for the public education system
 
2012-04-18 02:58:35 PM  
and when will the community be outraged when it's _____on _____ instead of only white on______?
 
2012-04-18 03:00:37 PM  

Granolabar: Galloping Galoshes: 21-37-42: Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...

I scrolled down to "Wisconsin" in Granolabar:'s profile and fled in fear. Had no idea.
/My goodness.

Alas, I'm now only an honorary Sconie. The AF packed me off to MD.


What the hell is a "Sconie?"
 
2012-04-18 03:01:31 PM  

frepnog: and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.


We used it to our advantage. In one of my aviation units, we had a good looking girl that was a helicopter mechanic with the rest of us. When we needed some part or other supplies, we'd send her next door to another unit and she'd always come back with what we needed. If one of us went over, there was less than a 50/50 chance of getting what we needed. It was amazing how guys would bend over backwards for what they thought was a chance at getting some.
 
2012-04-18 03:03:40 PM  

Granolabar: frepnog: 9beers: frepnog: honestly, that is a great part of it. but mostly it goes back to women that never got much attention suddenly being showered with it. saw it too often to discount.

That's exactly it. You take women that weren't getting that much attention in the civilian world and suddenly they're the center of attention and have guys tripping over each other to get to get in their pants.

and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.

"Spittoon Ugly" I like that. Think I'll use it at some point and pretend I came up with it.


THAT'S GOLD, JERRY!
 
2012-04-18 03:05:01 PM  

blatz514: Granolabar: Galloping Galoshes: 21-37-42: Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...

I scrolled down to "Wisconsin" in Granolabar:'s profile and fled in fear. Had no idea.
/My goodness.

Alas, I'm now only an honorary Sconie. The AF packed me off to MD.

What the hell is a "Sconie?"


People from Oshkosh talk funny.
/I keed! I keed!
 
2012-04-18 03:06:20 PM  

Granolabar: Meade. And I hated your traffic. I lived in Annapolis just to get around it.


Nice, tasty way to avoid it. Mmmm, crabs and oysters. The fort, huh? So I won't ask you what you did....

Granolabar: Think I'll use it at some point and pretend I came up with it.


That's called stealing, but is allowed under the Henny Youngman exception.
 
2012-04-18 03:07:12 PM  
frepnog:


and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.


That's my problem: I prefer women that are rather attractive (not beauty queens, they're just high-maintenance plastic) and won't settle for anything less. If I could go for women who were as old and/or ugly and/or fat as me I'd be balls-deep half the time.

Instead I take a big dose of an SSRI and tell myself I'm better off without. And given my history 30-odd year history with a couple dozen hot but crazy, airheaded or just blipping annoying women that's probably true.

Are fat old ugly women any easier to deal with?

And which one is Kinky Kelly, again?
 
2012-04-18 03:07:13 PM  

Granolabar: People from Oshkosh talk funny.


And they all own airplanes. Which explains your affinity to wing-wipers.
 
2012-04-18 03:07:35 PM  
"ABC11 has learned police have questioned a 26-year-old registered sex offender who sources say picked Bordeaux up Friday night from her apartment, took her to the bar, and allegedly took her back to her home. ABC11 is not naming the man because he has not been charged with any crime."

Police target area for missing soldier search
 
2012-04-18 03:08:39 PM  

Granolabar: blatz514: Granolabar: Galloping Galoshes: 21-37-42: Also, after a quick check your profile Ms. Granolabar, I could only hope you are in fact a dirty slut, but I'll make no assumptions here...

I scrolled down to "Wisconsin" in Granolabar:'s profile and fled in fear. Had no idea.
/My goodness.

Alas, I'm now only an honorary Sconie. The AF packed me off to MD.

What the hell is a "Sconie?"

People from Oshkosh talk funny.
/I keed! I keed!


We do after a few drinks, that is for sure!
 
2012-04-18 03:09:08 PM  

9beers: frepnog: and the thing is - men are slimy. I knew chicks in the navy that were spittoon ugly and thought they were out and out beauty queens - all because douchebag guys by the dozen had lied to them for pussy.

We used it to our advantage. In one of my aviation units, we had a good looking girl that was a helicopter mechanic with the rest of us. When we needed some part or other supplies, we'd send her next door to another unit and she'd always come back with what we needed. If one of us went over, there was less than a 50/50 chance of getting what we needed. It was amazing how guys would bend over backwards for what they thought was a chance at getting some.


awe hell, it is the same reasoning so many tech companies employ hot women to go around selling their wares.

when I worked for a school district as the system's pc tech, we were looking into laptops for all the teachers. Dell send out a couple of reps, good guys, very knowledgeable, knew their stuff through and through and gave a stellar presentation on why Dell would be great for the schools, how software and hardware worked together to create a synergy that vitalized a boring classroom.

Apple sent a gorgeous red head and a gorgeous brunette to show us how neat iTunes was.

we went with Apple.

0_o

/superintendent was a sexist pig. hate to say it, but true.
 
2012-04-18 03:09:22 PM  
lovegravy:

cue my weeping for the public education system

I'm queuing up directly behind you. Do you feel my hot man-breath?
 
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