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2012-04-18 01:25:58 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Oh, and Arizona actually got it right this one time:

Arizona's state government renamed Squaw Peak in the Phoenix Mountains near Phoenix as Piestewa Peak and this was codified by the US Board on Geographic Names on April 10, 2008;[2]


Yeah, I saw that. I thought that was pretty cool.
 
2012-04-18 01:26:04 PM  

9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.


Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.
 
2012-04-18 01:27:47 PM  

gblive: tukatz: 9beers: You know what, fark you subby, you hack. I submitted the same damn headline yesterday, complete with check marks.



There are a lot of people who sift through the rejected headlines and resubmit them with different articles. Definitely cheating, but how do you stop them? Too bad Fark doesn't have some way to block a word-for-word headline popping up a second time within the week.

I am not a Total Farker - this was an original submission on my part. I have no access to rejected headlines.



You submitted the same exact headline as someone else, but never saw the other headline? You are apparently psychic. You could make money off of that skill. Las Vegas, perhaps?

I have had numerous headlines "stolen" after they were rejected. Usually because the times I would submit headlines (due to odd work hours) weren't prime time for greenlights. I just assume that they are sad lurkers who will eventually get their justice through karma.
 
2012-04-18 01:28:52 PM  

snowshovel: Lord Dimwit: algrant33:

Second: What the FARK is Uncle Sam going to do with a pair of 5'1" 102lb boots on the ground? She can field-strip, she might even be able to field-strip an M4, but can she CARRY the damn thing?

Yeah, not to be sexist, but I can't help but think someone that small, male or female, would have a hard time carrying equipment, etc.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 446x364]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!


Wow, I just looked. Apparently the minimum height and weight for both men and women in the US Army is 58 inches (4'10") and 91 lbs. That's way smaller than I expected. More power to 'em; I'm 5'11" and 185 and I wouldn't even consider joining the military (not that I could - too many vision problems).
 
2012-04-18 01:29:32 PM  
most women in the military are dirty sluts

Especially from the 18-30 demographic...
 
2012-04-18 01:30:59 PM  

Granolabar: Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.



I said most women.
 
2012-04-18 01:31:17 PM  

rudemix: She's not missing. She was found dead by Lake Skinner in So Cal.


Who is Lake Skinner and how did he find her?
 
2012-04-18 01:31:45 PM  

Granolabar: 9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.

Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.


Hope is a wonderful thing; our current president got elected on it, but honey, you don't have any because he just did. At least that's how I read it. And it's a reflection on him, not you. Unless he's trolling, of course, which he probably is.
 
2012-04-18 01:33:16 PM  

9beers: Granolabar: Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.


I said most women.


Way to weasel. I bet you're kind of a big deal internets.
 
2012-04-18 01:33:22 PM  
Blame Hofmann:

I know people are easily fooled, so I wanted to point out that she's quite obviously not a real blonde, just like most of the "blonde" women you see.

Look upthread, I altready did that.

I'm a real brunet but I'm not half-bald "down there."
 
2012-04-18 01:34:37 PM  

Granolabar: I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.


Two things:

1)He said, "the majority".

2)While I don't agree with the pejorative use of "dirty sluts", the bulk of the chicks in my barracks went through the bulk of the guys in my barracks when I was active. Basically, everyone was farking everyone else. It's about what you'd expect when you throw a bunch of 18-21 year olds together in the same building and give them unlimited access to alcohol.

With that said, I didn't know many married people in my unit who weren't farking around on their spouses. That was very commonplace.

If your wife was heading out to the bar in Hoptown, she was looking for cock. And, if your husband was heading to Moon's, he was looking for a handie in the corner.
 
2012-04-18 01:35:11 PM  
So a local girl in Fayetteville, N.C goes missing and the local media has the gall to publish the story?
 
2012-04-18 01:36:34 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Way to weasel.


So reiterating what I originally said is weaseling?
 
2012-04-18 01:36:42 PM  

algrant33: The One True TheDavid: How do we know you're a sexist bigot?

nah, just jealous I couldn't pass Basic if I wanted to.

Might help if I was 102 lbs.
Might help if I LOST 102 lbs.


You too?

I just was put in touch with this chick who lost 120-odd pounds from sheer will power. I'm wondering what she looks like in thigh-high boots and whether she'd bring a ball gag.
 
2012-04-18 01:40:31 PM  

9beers: Galloping Galoshes: Way to weasel.

So reiterating what I originally said is weaseling?


Hey, courage of your convictions. If you think most military women are Dirty Slutter McSkankypants, then you have to assume as a military woman, I probably fit the bill. So call me a probable ho to my face. Weasel.
 
2012-04-18 01:42:53 PM  
The news story I saw yesterday stated that she weighed 99 pounds. This one says she's 102. If they find her after 6 months will she weigh 600 pounds?
 
2012-04-18 01:43:54 PM  

limboslam: So a local girl in Fayetteville, N.C goes missing and the local media has the gall to publish the story?


What about all the other missing people?

You seem slow.
 
2012-04-18 01:45:52 PM  

SchlingFocker: Granolabar: I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.

Two things:

1)He said, "the majority".

2)While I don't agree with the pejorative use of "dirty sluts", the bulk of the chicks in my barracks went through the bulk of the guys in my barracks when I was active. Basically, everyone was farking everyone else. It's about what you'd expect when you throw a bunch of 18-21 year olds together in the same building and give them unlimited access to alcohol.

With that said, I didn't know many married people in my unit who weren't farking around on their spouses. That was very commonplace.

If your wife was heading out to the bar in Hoptown, she was looking for cock. And, if your husband was heading to Moon's, he was looking for a handie in the corner.


I was in the Navy in the early 90's. When a ship deployed, the wives hit the clubs. The actual women enlisted IN the navy where absolutely farking every guy they could find. It wasn't like anyone was actually calling them sluts or whores or anything.... it was just happening. Hell, I walked in on my room mate in the barracks eating out a pregnant married navy chick. What I could gather (and from what I personally saw) - most of the women that entered the military are fairly unattractive or at least have self esteem issues, and suddenly they are surrounded by women-deprived men by the dozen and are getting all the attention that they can handle.... and they have never learned to handle that since in the real world men pass them by.

so yeah, they fark any guy that shows even the slightest interest.
 
2012-04-18 01:48:03 PM  

frepnog: SchlingFocker: Granolabar: I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.

Two things:

1)He said, "the majority".

2)While I don't agree with the pejorative use of "dirty sluts", the bulk of the chicks in my barracks went through the bulk of the guys in my barracks when I was active. Basically, everyone was farking everyone else. It's about what you'd expect when you throw a bunch of 18-21 year olds together in the same building and give them unlimited access to alcohol.

With that said, I didn't know many married people in my unit who weren't farking around on their spouses. That was very commonplace.

If your wife was heading out to the bar in Hoptown, she was looking for cock. And, if your husband was heading to Moon's, he was looking for a handie in the corner.

I was in the Navy in the early 90's. When a ship deployed, the wives hit the clubs. The actual women enlisted IN the navy where absolutely farking every guy they could find. It wasn't like anyone was actually calling them sluts or whores or anything.... it was just happening. Hell, I walked in on my room mate in the barracks eating out a pregnant married navy chick. What I could gather (and from what I personally saw) - most of the women that entered the military are fairly unattractive or at least have self esteem issues, and suddenly they are surrounded by women-deprived men by the dozen and are getting all the attention that they can handle.... and they have never learned to handle that since in the real world men pass them by.

so yeah, they fark any guy that shows even the slightest interest.


Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.
 
2012-04-18 01:49:07 PM  
The missing girl in San Diego was allegedly involved in a sex-slave thing...

But she was a civilian - and hot
 
2012-04-18 01:49:49 PM  

9beers: Galloping Galoshes: Way to weasel.

So reiterating what I originally said is weaseling?


Excluding a member of the group you were sliming because she happened to be present, that's weaseling.
 
2012-04-18 01:50:47 PM  

Granolabar: Hey, courage of your convictions. If you think most military women are Dirty Slutter McSkankypants, then you have to assume as a military woman, I probably fit the bill. So call me a probable ho to my face. Weasel.


Sounds like you might be feeling some remorse over things you've done.
 
2012-04-18 01:52:12 PM  
they are surrounded by women-deprived HANDSOME men...
 
2012-04-18 01:54:14 PM  

Animatronik: Lord Dimwit: Ever hear of Shoshana Johnson or Lori Piestewa? You should read about them. Both were in the same convoy as Jessica Lynch, both were also injured, both were also held as prisoners of war, and both were also rescued in the same daring raid...but Jessica Lynch was the one whose face was plastered all over the media, who got the book deals, the interviews, etc, etc. Shoshana is black, and Lori is Hopi.

Piestawa was killed in the attack, and Lynch was portrayed as a hero, perhaps with a lot of exaggeration. It was her reported actions that drew attention to her.

You comment is more dimwitted than relevant.


We all know that that "raid" to save Pvt Lynch was a media thing, right? It has essentially been acknowledged as such, if I remember correctly.
 
2012-04-18 01:55:18 PM  

9beers: Granolabar: Hey, courage of your convictions. If you think most military women are Dirty Slutter McSkankypants, then you have to assume as a military woman, I probably fit the bill. So call me a probable ho to my face. Weasel.

Sounds like you might be feeling some remorse over things you've done.


images.t-nation.com
 
2012-04-18 01:55:21 PM  

Granolabar: Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.


Granolabar: Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.


You could consider the source. So far he's demonstrated cowardice, chauvinism, and bigotry. What other lovely character traits must lie under there? Or, you could take comfort in the old saw, "know your enemies."

Don't mind me. Some of us like dirty unattractive sluts.
/When's the last time you showered, anyway?
 
2012-04-18 01:56:05 PM  

rudemix: She's not missing. She was found dead by Lake Skinner in So Cal.


Who is this Lake Skinner you speak of? And where in So Cal did he/she find the body? Is there a connection between this Lake person and the dead person?
 
2012-04-18 01:57:05 PM  

tukatz: gblive: tukatz: 9beers: You know what, fark you subby, you hack. I submitted the same damn headline yesterday, complete with check marks.



There are a lot of people who sift through the rejected headlines and resubmit them with different articles. Definitely cheating, but how do you stop them? Too bad Fark doesn't have some way to block a word-for-word headline popping up a second time within the week.

I am not a Total Farker - this was an original submission on my part. I have no access to rejected headlines.


You submitted the same exact headline as someone else, but never saw the other headline? You are apparently psychic. You could make money off of that skill. Las Vegas, perhaps?

I have had numerous headlines "stolen" after they were rejected. Usually because the times I would submit headlines (due to odd work hours) weren't prime time for greenlights. I just assume that they are sad lurkers who will eventually get their justice through karma.


In all fairness, when I heard about this in the news, I figured within a week I'd see exactly this headline show up on Fark.

Successful Fark headlines are more formulaic than original, so don't be so shocked if more than one person submits the exact same thing.
 
2012-04-18 01:57:17 PM  

9beers: Granolabar: Hey, courage of your convictions. If you think most military women are Dirty Slutter McSkankypants, then you have to assume as a military woman, I probably fit the bill. So call me a probable ho to my face. Weasel.

Sounds like you might be feeling some remorse over things you've done.


Tell me something, how is it you know so much about military women and their sexual proclivities? Any actual experience there, or are you just guessing?
 
2012-04-18 01:57:45 PM  

9beers: Sounds like you might be feeling some remorse over things you've done.


Oh, look, an internet tough guy.

StoPPeRmobile:

And a child.
 
2012-04-18 01:58:21 PM  

Granolabar: 9beers: Lets not mix words here, most women in the military are dirty sluts. Sure there are some sweet, wholesome girls but the majority of them were farking everything in site. It wasn't just the single girls either, married women cheated on their husbands just as much as the married men cheated on their wives.

Wow...
I was a woman in the military. I hope you're not calling me, or all my female military friends, dirty sluts.


All the women I know in the military are...well, I wouldn't say "dirty slut", but I will say they like the sexing a whole lot, and are more free, willing, experimental, and even swinger-ey, than most civilian women I know. Except for the ones who are the opposite: Joyless, sexless creatures, afraid of their own vaginae. A sad state, that is.
 
2012-04-18 01:58:43 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Granolabar: Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.

Granolabar: Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.

You could consider the source. So far he's demonstrated cowardice, chauvinism, and bigotry. What other lovely character traits must lie under there? Or, you could take comfort in the old saw, "know your enemies."

Don't mind me. Some of us like dirty unattractive sluts.
/When's the last time you showered, anyway?


Saturday. I shower every Saturday. Whether I need it or not.
 
2012-04-18 02:01:29 PM  

Granolabar: Tell me something, how is it you know so much about military women and their sexual proclivities? Any actual experience there, or are you just guessing?


I was in the Army for 8 years and am well aware of what goes on. I spent time in aviation units with very few women and medical units where women outnumbered men.
 
2012-04-18 02:02:20 PM  
Queue abuse.

It's "cue," dumbass.
 
2012-04-18 02:02:52 PM  
Eh, gotta feel sorry for 9beers, doesn't realize his headline was rejected cause he's an asshole,

Kinda sad that all he does with his retirement is show everyone what a jerk he is in internet forums

/probably why that's all he has to do, obviously doesn't have any friends or family trying to get him involved in anything productive
 
2012-04-18 02:04:08 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: 9beers: Sounds like you might be feeling some remorse over things you've done.

Oh, look, an internet tough guy.

StoPPeRmobile:

And a child.


And a white knight.

/stirring the pot
 
2012-04-18 02:06:16 PM  
Hope she's okay but she probably is dead. Sad.
 
2012-04-18 02:07:58 PM  

Granolabar: Saturday. I shower every Saturday. Whether I need it or not.


Hmmm. Today's Wednesday.
/checks calendar
//checks profile
///uh oh, from Ed Gein land
////backs away, scared
 
2012-04-18 02:08:25 PM  

Leonard Washington: Eh, gotta feel sorry for 9beers, doesn't realize his headline was rejected cause he's an asshole,


Well since I have some greens and you have none, what does that make you? What's sad is the stupid shiat you guys come up with when you don't agree with something somebody posted.
 
2012-04-18 02:09:02 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Lord Dimwit: Ever hear of Shoshana Johnson or Lori Piestewa? You should read about them. Both were in the same convoy as Jessica Lynch, both were also injured, both were also held as prisoners of war, and both were also rescued in the same daring raid...but Jessica Lynch was the one whose face was plastered all over the media, who got the book deals, the interviews, etc, etc. Shoshana is black, and Lori is Hopi.

Lori died, Shoshana was rescued.

Jessica always said Lori was the true hero.


Sounds like a Lifetime Channel movie
 
2012-04-18 02:09:07 PM  

9beers: Granolabar: Tell me something, how is it you know so much about military women and their sexual proclivities? Any actual experience there, or are you just guessing?

I was in the Army for 8 years and am well aware of what goes on. I spent time in aviation units with very few women and medical units where women outnumbered men.


4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).
 
2012-04-18 02:11:05 PM  

RedEmily: Hope she's okay but she probably is dead. Sad.


We've got an optimist, here!
 
2012-04-18 02:11:12 PM  

History's Greatest Monster: Queue abuse.

It's "cue," dumbass.


I dunno. Maybe there's a lot of media and military frenzy to go through, and they're just letting this one wait until it's turn comes around.
 
2012-04-18 02:12:37 PM  

Granolabar: 4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).


I will stand by my comment that most women in the military are skanks that either fark a lot of guys or cheat on their husband.
 
2012-04-18 02:14:02 PM  
Feepit:


Successful Fark headlines are more formulaic than original, so don't be so shocked if more than one person submits the exact same thing.


Submitting original headlines is no way to go through life, my son. Or c) the articles linked to get predictable after a while. Fark: I've submitted several times and none of them were greened.
 
2012-04-18 02:14:28 PM  

Egoy3k: And a white knight.

/stirring the pot


Spoon.

I promise my sturdy steed will not poop on the tile.
 
2012-04-18 02:16:07 PM  

9beers: Granolabar: 4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).

I will stand by my comment that most women in the military are skanks that either fark a lot of guys or cheat on their husband.


Stand away, chief.
/You got thrown out for sexual harassment, huh?
//Yeah. yeah. Dirty slut was asking for it.
 
2012-04-18 02:18:57 PM  

Granolabar: Ouch, dirty slut and unattractive? This is turning into a very insulting day for me.


i wasn't being mean about it. just speaking from experience. if you were in the military and didn't see this kind of activity, you were either very lucky or simply blind. it is like the problem with sexual harassment in the military - i saw plenty, but there are always a few with their head in the sand claiming it doesn't exist. Yes, rape is commonplace in the military and often unreported.... often because the women involved are already well known to have slept with half the men in their division or simply that they often know if they do report it, it will be swept under a rug.

so, you were an attractive, non-slut in the military. you were like a unicorn - often heard of, rarely seen.
 
2012-04-18 02:20:50 PM  

9beers: Granolabar: 4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).

I will stand by my comment that most women in the military are skanks that either fark a lot of guys or cheat on their husband.


me too, dude. right there with you on that one.

/let's not even start talking 'bout the idiot men that married PI whores and brought them back to the states.
//or the geographical bachelors that claim "if i ain't in the states, i ain't married".
 
2012-04-18 02:22:16 PM  

Egoy3k: And a white knight.


Granolabar: 4 years in the Air Force and I am well aware that there are a few community bicycles, of both the male and female variety, at every command. But please, don't paint us all with the skank brush (you don't know where it's been!).


Doesn't look like she needs a knight, actually.
 
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