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(WRAL)   Girl:✓ White:✓ Blonde:✓ Missing:✓ Soldier:✓ Queue media and military frenzy in 3...2   (wral.com) divider line 327
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2012-04-18 11:39:08 AM
Well, she looks hot, so they'll probably double their efforts.
 
2012-04-18 11:40:12 AM
Submitted without a hint of irony.
 
2012-04-18 11:40:16 AM
www.soulwalking.co.uk
 
2012-04-18 11:40:37 AM
Saw some initial reports on this yesterday. Unless her husband was out of town for the weekend I have to think he's suspect #1 as he wasn't the first person to report her missing when she apparently didn't come home all weekend.
 
2012-04-18 11:40:40 AM
She's not missing. She was found dead by Lake Skinner in So Cal.
 
2012-04-18 11:42:15 AM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Saw some initial reports on this yesterday. Unless her husband was out of town for the weekend I have to think he's suspect #1 as he wasn't the first person to report her missing when she apparently didn't come home all weekend.


I read an article that state hubby was in Afghanistan and is heading home. Also, divorce was filed a week prior to but hubby out of the country? A marine in custody (stealing an AR from Pendleton) is also being questioned about it. Hubby is due home soon. Hubby may not have done it hands on but I wouldn't be surprised to see him tied to it.
 
2012-04-18 11:42:59 AM
half credit for blonde. Those are some dark eyebrows.
 
2012-04-18 11:42:59 AM
Hubby has some 'splainin to do, most likely. Just saying.
 
2012-04-18 11:43:15 AM
Sorry...I retract all my statements. This is the other serviceman's dead wife. Apologies. DRTFA obviously.
 
2012-04-18 11:44:21 AM
If your wife is going out to bars, especially without you then that is a sign of major issues right there.
 
2012-04-18 11:47:05 AM
Speaking if frenzy, the media and military will have to cue up behind the grammar police.
 
2012-04-18 11:47:06 AM
Just like that Trayvon story, Subby.
 
2012-04-18 11:47:18 AM
Tot mom?
 
2012-04-18 11:47:26 AM
cue, not queue.
 
2012-04-18 11:48:59 AM

FlashHarry: cue, not queue.


They will queue up on cue.
 
2012-04-18 11:49:23 AM
Her Facebook page is still up and running...
 
2012-04-18 11:49:54 AM
Nice girl, nice family - she's a hooker!
 
2012-04-18 11:51:28 AM

blatz514: Her Facebook page is still up and running...


What's her status?

*runs away*
 
2012-04-18 11:51:47 AM
Fort Bragg? Most likely sexually assaulted and murdered...not necessarily in the order...by some PTSD zombie Special Forces killbot just back from his fifth connsecutive deployment.
 
2012-04-18 11:52:26 AM
Fort Bragg officials reported Pfarkelli Bordeaux, 23, missing on Monday after she didn't show up for duty.

Thank you internet for making me snicker at the word 'duty'...
 
2012-04-18 11:52:59 AM
a.abcnews.com
Someone hits it.
 
2012-04-18 11:53:26 AM

FlashHarry: cue, not queue.


I don't know, it would be nice if they'd line up and take turns in their obsession on the story rather than all jumping on it at once.
 
2012-04-18 11:53:44 AM
I'm gonna go with "who was kidnapped, raped, and murdered" for $400, Alex.
 
2012-04-18 11:53:56 AM
CUE
 
2012-04-18 11:54:13 AM
She's a female in the Army, so I imagine a barracks gang bang is part of this story.
 
2012-04-18 11:54:19 AM

Jacobin: blatz514: Her Facebook page is still up and running...

What's her status?

*runs away*


I laughed way to hard at that.

She does have cute friends, FWIW.
 
PJ-
2012-04-18 11:59:24 AM

kdogg73: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]
Someone hits it.


All signs point to Buddha belly.
 
2012-04-18 11:59:28 AM

Jake Havechek: I'm gonna go with "who was kidnapped, raped, and murdered" for $400, Alex.



Husband is cooperating but not talking openly. My guess is they were somewhat separated and she was screwing around and he wasn't happy with it, but didn't have anything to do with her disappearance.
 
2012-04-18 12:00:58 PM

PYROY: She's a female in the Army, so I imagine a barracks gang bang is part of this story.


Ouch. I used to hear stories about crap like that. Lines down the hall and so on. Must be an army thing, never heard about it in the AF.
 
2012-04-18 12:02:05 PM
Not cute enough for full blitz.

vodka: If your wife is going out to bars, especially without you then that is a sign of major issues right there.


Yeah, cuz you have to remain chained together after you get married... Sitcoms didn't come up with "girls/guys night out" by themselves.

The most important moment in any new relationship is the night you go to bed at different times for the first time.
 
2012-04-18 12:02:10 PM
They were talking about this on the morning news. I think there is a whole lot here that isn't being told.
 
2012-04-18 12:02:11 PM
You know what, fark you subby, you hack. I submitted the same damn headline yesterday, complete with check marks.
 
2012-04-18 12:02:16 PM
People actually want to find hot blonde chicks.

That's why it is a story. duh
 
2012-04-18 12:03:12 PM

vodka: If your wife is going out to bars, especially without you then that is a sign of major issues right there.


Not married, I'm guessing?
 
2012-04-18 12:03:23 PM
I never understood, other than getting better housing and pay, why my family and friends in the military ever got married while they were serving. About 90% of the time it ended badly, very badly, even worse than a civilian divorce.
 
2012-04-18 12:03:36 PM

Granolabar: PYROY: She's a female in the Army, so I imagine a barracks gang bang is part of this story.

Ouch. I used to hear stories about crap like that. Lines down the hall and so on. Must be an army thing, never heard about it in the AF.


Only if its an armchair...
 
2012-04-18 12:04:40 PM
"I have a 3-year-old son, and Kelli hung the moon to him.

Hung the moon? Is that a common phrase?
 
2012-04-18 12:05:20 PM
www.dutchvalleywoodworking.com
 
2012-04-18 12:05:38 PM
Subby being Racist = Priceless.
 
2012-04-18 12:06:20 PM

sentex: "I have a 3-year-old son, and Kelli hung the moon to him.

Hung the moon? Is that a common phrase?


Yep.
 
2012-04-18 12:06:48 PM
That's funny, I thought this would be about that other (hotter) white girl, spouse of a Marine, that went missing in San Diego this weekend. Saw it on CBS, but didn't link.

Was it "Armed Forces Missing Spouse" weekend?
 
2012-04-18 12:06:51 PM

Bio-nic: Granolabar: PYROY: She's a female in the Army, so I imagine a barracks gang bang is part of this story.

Ouch. I used to hear stories about crap like that. Lines down the hall and so on. Must be an army thing, never heard about it in the AF.

Only if its an armchair...


Ohh I get it, "Chairforce" right?
Funny. And original.

/Actually not offended. I did spend 4 years at a computer.
 
2012-04-18 12:11:26 PM

Granolabar: PYROY: She's a female in the Army, so I imagine a barracks gang bang is part of this story.

Ouch. I used to hear stories about crap like that. Lines down the hall and so on. Must be an army thing, never heard about it in the AF.


There's always at least one barracks sleeping bag.
 
2012-04-18 12:15:28 PM

Granolabar: PYROY: She's a female in the Army, so I imagine a barracks gang bang is part of this story.

Ouch. I used to hear stories about crap like that. Lines down the hall and so on. Must be an army thing, never heard about it in the AF.


One of those happened when I was pulling CQ once (it was really only 4 or 5 guys) and trust me that the receiving party looked NOTHING like this chick.
 
2012-04-18 12:16:04 PM

groppet: I never understood, other than getting better housing and pay, why my family and friends in the military ever got married while they were serving. About 90% of the time it ended badly, very badly, even worse than a civilian divorce.


Wrong.

The military divorce rate is actually lower than the civilian rate. Even after 10+ years at war.

Apparently your family and friends were in it for the wrong reasons. Probably money I'd bet.
 
2012-04-18 12:16:23 PM

MFAWG: Granolabar: PYROY: She's a female in the Army, so I imagine a barracks gang bang is part of this story.

Ouch. I used to hear stories about crap like that. Lines down the hall and so on. Must be an army thing, never heard about it in the AF.

One of those happened when I was pulling CQ once (it was really only 4 or 5 guys) and trust me that the receiving party looked NOTHING like this chick.


Ew. What do they do about something like that?
 
2012-04-18 12:16:46 PM
Ever hear of Shoshana Johnson or Lori Piestewa? You should read about them. Both were in the same convoy as Jessica Lynch, both were also injured, both were also held as prisoners of war, and both were also rescued in the same daring raid...but Jessica Lynch was the one whose face was plastered all over the media, who got the book deals, the interviews, etc, etc. Shoshana is black, and Lori is Hopi.
 
2012-04-18 12:17:05 PM

Jake Havechek: I'm gonna go with "who was kidnapped, raped, and murdered" for $400, Alex.


And not necessarily in that order
 
2012-04-18 12:17:34 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-18 12:19:00 PM

Pair-o-Dice: They were talking about this on the morning news. I think there is a whole lot here that isn't being told.


The local Raleigh news had the missing soldier's sister on live last night. For about 10 minutes she talked about how great a sister she was, how she took her military job seriously and she would never go AWOL, etc, etc, etc. After a few minutes my wife had me mute the TV, because it was obvious the media was going to keep running the cameras until the girl either had a nervous breakdown or they ran out of time and had to stop for the national news program.

/they stopped when they ran out of time; she was still talking
 
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