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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)   "I tolerate all religions. Except those that want to kill me." -- Victoria Jackson, about the expansion of a mosque that's been in a TN town for 40 years   (newschannel5.com) divider line 154
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2012-04-18 10:06:06 AM  
Why do people still pay attention to this dumb broad? She needs to get back in the kitchen and make us some sammiches.
 
2012-04-18 10:10:12 AM  
That's funny. As a gay man, I feel exactly the same about Evangelical Christianity.
 
2012-04-18 10:10:13 AM  

Serious Black: Why do people still pay attention to this dumb broad? She needs to get back in the kitchen and make us some sammiches.


looks like she just eats them after making them. she needs to work on sammich distribution.
 
2012-04-18 10:11:59 AM  
Does your cowardice ever embarrass you, Republicans?
 
2012-04-18 10:19:58 AM  
If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.

By her own standards then she should tolerate no religion, especially Christianity because there are more of them and they're nearer so they pose a greater threat to her life.
 
2012-04-18 10:34:13 AM  
The Republican Party: A mecca for people who hate Mecca.
 
2012-04-18 10:37:30 AM  
if stupidity could kill, jackson would have never made SNL.
 
2012-04-18 10:50:17 AM  
Victoria Jackson is best known for her dim-witted characters on Saturday Night live which brought her a lot of laughs, and fame.

Editor could have tightened that up a bit.
 
2012-04-18 11:05:04 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Does your cowardice ever embarrass you, Republicans?


True PatriotsTM live their lives in pants wetting terror about everything.
 
2012-04-18 11:10:24 AM  
I'm still not convinced this isn't the best performance troll of all time.
 
2012-04-18 11:10:25 AM  

Slaxl: If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.


And, this is from my perspective, I'm far more afraid of Christians trying to kill me than I am Muslims. I'm not all that afraid of either, but it's got to be at least 10 times more likely I die to a Christian terrorist for being an atheist liberal.
 
2012-04-18 11:13:28 AM  

theorellior: I'm still not convinced this isn't the best performance troll of all time.


I'm sorta with you there. Some of the shiat she's said has just been too wacky to be serious.

/of course there's an equal chance she's just incredibly stupid.
 
2012-04-18 11:13:47 AM  
My God woman ... do us all a favor ... find a time machine that will take you back to Germany of the 1930s where you will obviously feel much more comfortable.

Oh ... and take Ted Nugent with you.
 
2012-04-18 11:14:05 AM  

GAT_00: Slaxl: If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.

And, this is from my perspective, I'm far more afraid of Christians trying to kill me than I am Muslims. I'm not all that afraid of either, but it's got to be at least 10 times more likely I die to a Christian terrorist for being an atheist liberal.


You're also a gay-marrying illegal alien abortionist gun-taking socialist, so ther's that too.
 
2012-04-18 11:14:07 AM  
So in other words, you don't tolerate all religions.

1.bp.blogspot.com

MENTIROSO!!!!!!
 
2012-04-18 11:14:36 AM  
"This is the Bible Belt, and Murfreesboro is the buckle on the bible belt. And it's a college town. So my feeling is they came here to convert people to Islam," said Jackson.

So the fark what? It's none of your damned business you ignorant piece of shiat.
 
2012-04-18 11:15:41 AM  
To her credit, the "article" is pretty farking funny. Awesome jokes like:

"She now works as a citizen journalist."

"'I'm trying to use my fading SNL fame to shine a light on the topic that nobody in the media will talk about.' That topic is Islam."

"'This is the Bible Belt, and Murfreesboro is the buckle on the bible belt. And it's a college town. So my feeling is they came here to convert people to Islam,' said Jackson."

"Jackson brought her camera to the current Islamic Center offices in Murfreesboro -- but no one was available for an interview. No luck either at the construction site just outside town."

"Jackson claims there's a fatwa , or Islamic decree ,calling for her death because of her criticisms."
 
2012-04-18 11:15:53 AM  
in fairness, everyone wants to kill her
 
2012-04-18 11:16:39 AM  
I want to kill her and it has nothing to do with either of our religions
 
2012-04-18 11:17:00 AM  

StopLurkListen: You're also a gay-marrying illegal alien abortionist gun-taking socialist, so ther's that too.


Hey now, does gay-marrying mean I'm getting gay married or I'd perform a marriage ceremony for two gay folks? Because that second one sounds fun. Also, I'm way too white to be illegal. The third and fourth ones I'll accept.
 
2012-04-18 11:17:11 AM  
I don't think most actual Christians would mind seeing you dead either, Mz. Jackson. Probably more of those than Muslims who know or care who you are, in fact, given how you appear to be attempting to intentionally corrupt Christianity with your website and political campaigns.
 
2012-04-18 11:17:36 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: "This is the Bible Belt, and Murfreesboro is the buckle on the bible belt. And it's a college town. So my feeling is they came here to convert people to Islam," said Jackson.

So the fark what? It's none of your damned business you ignorant piece of shiat.


Also, Murfreesboro is the biggest white trash city on the planet I think. Nobody is getting converted there.
 
2012-04-18 11:18:11 AM  

theorellior: I'm still not convinced this isn't the best performance troll of all time.



A modern day Andy Kaufman.....maybe we will get lucky and she'll run into a MMA ring.
 
2012-04-18 11:18:39 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: "This is the Bible Belt, and Murfreesboro is the buckle on the bible belt. And it's a college town. So my feeling is they came here to convert people to Islam," said Jackson.

So the fark what? It's none of your damned business you ignorant piece of shiat.


She has a point, you never hear of "Christians" hanging out at colleges trying to convert people.
 
2012-04-18 11:18:44 AM  
But Victoria, honey, if you died, there's a chance somebody might pay attention to you.
 
2012-04-18 11:18:50 AM  

GAT_00: Slaxl: If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.

And, this is from my perspective, I'm far more afraid of Christians trying to kill me than I am Muslims. I'm not all that afraid of either, but it's got to be at least 10 times more likely I die to a Christian terrorist for being an atheist liberal.


Especially in the South.
 
2012-04-18 11:19:31 AM  

Serious Black: Why do people still pay attention to this dumb broad?


The only time I ever hear anything about her is here on Fark, and I'm right smack-dab in the middle of Fox News country.

If VJ's only goal is to get a rise out of the left, then bravo VJ, bravo.
 
2012-04-18 11:22:30 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Victoria Jackson is best known for her dim-witted characters on Saturday Night live which brought her a lot of laughs, and fame.

Editor could have tightened that up a bit.


And added "She's still playing a dim-wit.
 
2012-04-18 11:23:05 AM  

Slaxl: If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.

By her own standards then she should tolerate no religion, especially Christianity because there are more of them and they're nearer so they pose a greater threat to her life.


If only there were a way to, I don't know, subdivide major religions into the peaceful mainstream practices and other fringe groups. Then we could just not tolerate the fringe groups that endorse murder, and we could let everyone else add some new rooms to their mosque without making it a big deal.
 
2012-04-18 11:23:23 AM  

theorellior: I'm still not convinced this isn't the best performance troll of all time.


Then let us smoke some of your pot.

She's too farking stupid to pull a years long Kaufman-type troll.
 
2012-04-18 11:23:45 AM  
I began the Handmaiden's Tale last night. One of the lines about Serena Joy floored me and would be so applicable to VJ if her wishes came true; "How furious she must be, now that she's been taken at her word."

Good luck when your wishes come true Victoria 'Coont' Jackson. You'll love how well your treated in a fundamentalist paradise.
 
2012-04-18 11:23:58 AM  
If their actually is a fatwa against her I've gained a new respect for Islam.
 
2012-04-18 11:25:47 AM  
THE EVIL MUSLIMS ARE ABOUT TO CAPITALIZE ON THEIR 40-YEAR PLAN TO DESTROY SMALL TOWN, TENNESSEE!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!


/ 1st amendment means freedom to worship the Jesus of your choosing
// but not Catholism. *shudders*
//Or Mormonism
 
2012-04-18 11:25:53 AM  
"This is the Bible Belt, and Murfreesboro is the buckle on the bible belt. And it's a college town. So my feeling is they came here to convert people to Islam," said Jackson.

I agree - it's terrible to go into an area with a dominant religion and try to convert people as if YOU know the REAL "truth."

Now, about those Christian missionaries...
 
2012-04-18 11:26:34 AM  

GAT_00: Slaxl: If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.

And, this is from my perspective, I'm far more afraid of Christians trying to kill me than I am Muslims. I'm not all that afraid of either, but it's got to be at least 10 times more likely I die to a Christian terrorist for being an atheist liberal.


I think you're safe, unless you're a doctor who performs abortions.
 
2012-04-18 11:26:48 AM  
To be fair, I would also not tolerate any religion that wanted to kill me.
 
2012-04-18 11:27:05 AM  

CrackpipeCardozo: If VJ's only goal is to get a rise out of the left, then bravo VJ, bravo.


Less of a rise and more of a

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-18 11:27:36 AM  

Fail in Human Form: GAT_00: Slaxl: If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.

And, this is from my perspective, I'm far more afraid of Christians trying to kill me than I am Muslims. I'm not all that afraid of either, but it's got to be at least 10 times more likely I die to a Christian terrorist for being an atheist liberal.

I think you're safe, unless you're a doctor who performs abortions.


Or a unitarian. Or a guard at a holocaust museum.
 
2012-04-18 11:28:52 AM  

Fail in Human Form: I think you're safe, unless you're a doctor who performs abortions.


Two miles from where I am right now a church that barely qualifies as a church was shot up a couple of years ago for being full of liberals. Just saying.

/Unitarian church, obviously
 
2012-04-18 11:29:51 AM  

RepoManTSM: If their actually is a fatwa against her I've gained a new respect for Islam.


I have a feeling that the "fatwa" consists of someone with a vaguely middle eastern name posting "What is her problem?" on the internet somewhere.
 
2012-04-18 11:30:04 AM  
Can we just put this moron and Nugent in a room and blow it the f*ck up?
 
2012-04-18 11:31:45 AM  

Bloody William: Fail in Human Form: GAT_00: Slaxl: If a few Muslims wanting to kill everyone, which includes her which is what she bases this on, counts, then I think I could provide a sample of people from every religion, including Christianity, that want to see her dead.

And, this is from my perspective, I'm far more afraid of Christians trying to kill me than I am Muslims. I'm not all that afraid of either, but it's got to be at least 10 times more likely I die to a Christian terrorist for being an atheist liberal.

I think you're safe, unless you're a doctor who performs abortions.

Or a unitarian. Or a guard at a holocaust museum.


I apparently haven't been keeping up on the crazy fundie hit list.
 
2012-04-18 11:32:35 AM  
I tolerate all religions. Except those that don't want to kill Victoria Jackson.
 
2012-04-18 11:34:36 AM  

ManateeGag: Serious Black: Why do people still pay attention to this dumb broad? She needs to get back in the kitchen and make us some sammiches.

looks like she just eats them after making them. she needs to work on sammich distribution.


Distribution or redistribution, eh comrade?
 
2012-04-18 11:35:05 AM  

don't understand: Can we just put this moron and Nugent in a room and blow it the f*ck up?


Better make sure you're successful. What if they breed while they're in that room? I don't think her uterus could contain the derp.
 
2012-04-18 11:36:04 AM  

Snapper Carr: theorellior: I'm still not convinced this isn't the best performance troll of all time.

I'm sorta with you there. Some of the shiat she's said has just been too wacky to be serious.

/of course there's an equal chance she's just incredibly stupid.


I think, based on nearly four years of this insanity, there are only two plausible explanations for Victoria Jackson: (1) she have a severe mental imbalance or illness that has rendered her incapable of rational thought and left her paranoid and delusional (clinically speaking); or (2) this is a troll that even Andy Kaufman couldn't pull off.

In other words, rank stupidity is off the table. She's either legally insane or a spectacular actress, much better than SNL or UHF would have led us to believe.
 
2012-04-18 11:37:22 AM  

Lord_Baull: THE EVIL MUSLIMS ARE ABOUT TO CAPITALIZE ON THEIR 40-YEAR PLAN TO DESTROY SMALL TOWN, TENNESSEE!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!


I know of people who were seriously afraid that, after September 11, Osama bin Laden was personally going to come to Hicksville, Flyover State and blow up their town.
 
2012-04-18 11:38:04 AM  
Hey, Vicky-

That means Muslims, Jews, atheists and more than a few tribal religions shouldn't tolerate YOU. The Dalai-farking-Lama is probably the only person in the world who doesn't have at least some intolerance in his heart (and I'm not so sure about that).

It's not the religion that wants to kill you; it's the people. Avoid the PEOPLE who want to kill you.

// protip: in TN, you're probably safe carting around that gigantic cross
// but it's bad form to have a Muslim hammer in that third nail
 
2012-04-18 11:38:16 AM  

Snapper Carr: theorellior: I'm still not convinced this isn't the best performance troll of all time.

I'm sorta with you there. Some of the shiat she's said has just been too wacky to be serious.

/of course there's an equal chance she's just incredibly stupid.


I thought so too, but the last time she made the news, there was a detailed enough story on you that made it pretty safe to say that she is probably 'for reals'...
 
2012-04-18 11:38:26 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: RepoManTSM: If their actually is a fatwa against her I've gained a new respect for Islam.

I have a feeling that the "fatwa" consists of someone with a vaguely middle eastern name posting "What is her problem?" on the internet somewhere.


Well, a fatwa is just a non-binding religious opinion formally published by a scholar, so "according to the precepts set out in the Q'ran, Victoria Jackson is a huge asshole and no one likes her" would actually count.

//Some branches of Shia Islam hold that fatwas can be binding, but since Shia tends to be a bunch of little factions that disagree dramatically on who exactly has authority over what...
 
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