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2012-04-18 10:04:16 AM  
Aww. She had such potential.
 
2012-04-18 10:05:45 AM  
www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2012-04-18 10:07:21 AM  
WTF is the lower portion of a yellow hanger doing on her head?
 
2012-04-18 10:12:49 AM  
My god that looks photoshopped on there.

/pixels and all that
 
2012-04-18 10:12:55 AM  
Master Chief ain't gonna like this.
 
2012-04-18 10:15:45 AM  
She needs black hair with that pale skin. Then she'd be hawt.

Am I allowed to say that yet? Eh, who cares.
 
2012-04-18 10:18:22 AM  

Mugato: She needs black hair with that pale skin. Then she'd be hawt.

Am I allowed to say that yet? Eh, who cares.


Yeah she's finally 18. Now we don't have to feel so guilty for all those..... thoughts.
 
2012-04-18 10:19:29 AM  
What's wrong with her eyes?
 
2012-04-18 10:23:29 AM  
If she's legal, please send her to me fashion flaws and all.
 
2012-04-18 10:23:29 AM  
news.3yen.com
 
2012-04-18 10:25:56 AM  
She'd look better with one of those Rivendell elf thingies on her head instead.
 
2012-04-18 10:27:05 AM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: Mugato: She needs black hair with that pale skin. Then she'd be hawt.

Am I allowed to say that yet? Eh, who cares.

Yeah she's finally 18. Now we don't have to feel so guilty for all those..... thoughts.


Elle is hotter.

You want me to have a seat over there?
 
2012-04-18 10:29:57 AM  
Isn't that the little girl who's acting talent is limited to crying on screen and annoying the hell out of the viewers?
 
2012-04-18 10:31:03 AM  

Disposable Rob: Time Traveling Bunnies: Mugato: She needs black hair with that pale skin. Then she'd be hawt.

Am I allowed to say that yet? Eh, who cares.

Yeah she's finally 18. Now we don't have to feel so guilty for all those..... thoughts.

Elle is hotter.

You want me to have a seat over there?



Nah, you're fine where you are, you're among perv friends.

/who's Elle?
//GIS
///oh.
////fap
 
2012-04-18 10:35:16 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Isn't that the little girl who's acting talent is limited to crying on screen and annoying the hell out of the viewers?


Yeah, she's kind of grating.
 
2012-04-18 10:38:50 AM  
She's kind of weird looking to begin with
 
2012-04-18 10:40:08 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Isn't that the little girl who's acting talent is limited to crying on screen and annoying the hell out of the viewers?


Based on War of the Worlds, yep. When they stole the car to get away from the aliens and their death rays, I kept wondering why TC couldn't just give her a good pop in the mouth to shut her the fark up. I'd have done it and not even felt the least bit bad.
 
2012-04-18 10:49:51 AM  
So she is trying out for a part as a lighting rod?
 
2012-04-18 10:49:55 AM  
Meh. I don't like it.

Does it look like she needs some orthodontics?
 
2012-04-18 10:50:02 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

You are all - WEIRDOS.
 
2012-04-18 10:54:40 AM  
It's amazing that after all the dental work she had done her teeth still look kind of weird, with one grain of rice sized canine covered in gum where the opposite one is the size of a quarter.

If people start with teeth as farked up as Dakota Fanning (pre-dental work) and have as much money as Dakota Fanning why don't they just get get their teeth capped or something?
 
2012-04-18 10:56:33 AM  
i.annihil.us

How about popped collars for your neck AND your legs?
 
2012-04-18 10:57:10 AM  
Are her hips really wider than her shoulders or did her dress maker just FAIL?
 
2012-04-18 10:58:49 AM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: It's amazing that after all the dental work she had done her teeth still look kind of weird, with one grain of rice sized canine covered in gum where the opposite one is the size of a quarter.

If people start with teeth as farked up as Dakota Fanning (pre-dental work) and have as much money as Dakota Fanning why don't they just get get their teeth capped or something?


Oh, this is AFTER she's had braces? Hmm. I'd get my money back. or get additional work done.
 
2012-04-18 10:59:29 AM  
Ten months younger, looks ten years older.

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2012-04-18 11:00:10 AM  
Had to stop and make sure Kirk Douglas still looks older than Michael Douglas. Yep, he does.
 
2012-04-18 11:12:24 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Ten months younger, looks ten years older.

[i.imgur.com image 370x480]
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[i.imgur.com image 336x480]
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Who is this now? You know, just because.
 
2012-04-18 11:13:33 AM  

mohron: Wellon Dowd: Ten months younger, looks ten years older.

[i.imgur.com image 370x480]
[i.imgur.com image 348x479]
[i.imgur.com image 336x480]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480]

Who is this now? You know, just because.


Zoey Deutch, the daughter of Lea Thompson.
 
2012-04-18 11:19:46 AM  

Subliterati: Psycoholic_Slag: Isn't that the little girl who's acting talent is limited to crying on screen and annoying the hell out of the viewers?

Based on War of the Worlds, yep. When they stole the car to get away from the aliens and their death rays, I kept wondering why TC couldn't just give her a good pop in the mouth to shut her the fark up. I'd have done it and not even felt the least bit bad.



That movie sucks my balls. farking Spielberg and his daddy issues in every Goddamned movie since Raiders.
 
2012-04-18 11:20:25 AM  

Time Traveling Bunnies: Mugato: She needs black hair with that pale skin. Then she'd be hawt.

Am I allowed to say that yet? Eh, who cares.

Yeah she's finally 18. Now we don't have to feel so guilty for all those..... thoughts.


Like most child actors, she looks much younger than she actually is still, looks kinda like an awkward 14-year-old.

So feel free to continue feeling guilty.
 
2012-04-18 11:29:27 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Time Traveling Bunnies: Mugato: She needs black hair with that pale skin. Then she'd be hawt.

Am I allowed to say that yet? Eh, who cares.

Yeah she's finally 18. Now we don't have to feel so guilty for all those..... thoughts.

Like most child actors, she looks much younger than she actually is still, looks kinda like an awkward 14-year-old.

So feel free to continue feeling guilty.


Nah that's what her sister is for now.
 
2012-04-18 11:32:06 AM  
blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-04-18 11:36:56 AM  

Fano: [i.annihil.us image 406x349]

How about popped collars for your neck AND your legs?


Hmmm... I could get used to a Dakota North movie from Marvel Studios.
 
2012-04-18 11:43:37 AM  
Beautiful girl.
 
2012-04-18 11:55:18 AM  

Wellon Dowd: mohron: Wellon Dowd: Ten months younger, looks ten years older.

[i.imgur.com image 370x480]
[i.imgur.com image 348x479]
[i.imgur.com image 336x480]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480]

Who is this now? You know, just because.

Zoey Deutch, the daughter of Lea Thompson.


oblig
analogkid.us
 
2012-04-18 12:11:00 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Ten months younger, looks ten years older.

[i.imgur.com image 370x480]
[i.imgur.com image 348x479]
[i.imgur.com image 336x480]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480]


Wikipedia Zoey Deutch...17 years old...
That's some nice scenery.
 
2012-04-18 12:16:25 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Isn't that the little girl who's acting talent is limited to crying on screen and annoying the hell out of the viewers?


Dakota Fanning is/(was?) light years ahead of other child actors. She paved the way for authenticity in their roles instead of the exaggerated bullshiat you normally get with child actors. Before her the top of the heap was Haley Joel Osment, and she makes him look like friggin kindergarten community theater. If your only knowledge of her work is WotW, then you need to branch out and see some of her other shiat.

Very Good Girls (pre-production)

???? Furious Angel (pre-production)
Lily

2012 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (post-production)
Jane

2012 Effie (post-production)
Euphemia 'Effie' Gray

2012 The Motel Life (post-production)
Annie James

2012 Now Is Good
Tessa Scott

2010 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Jane

2010 The Runaways
Cherie Currie

2009 New Moon
Jane

2009 Coraline
Coraline Jones (voice)

2009 Push
Cassie Holmes

2009 Coraline (Video Game)
Coraline Jones (voice)

2008 The Secret Life of Bees
Lily Owens

2008 Fragments
Anne Hagen

2007 Cutlass (short)
Lacy

2007 Hounddog
Lewellen

2006 Charlotte's Web
Fern

2005 Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story
Cale Crane

2005 Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (video)
Lilo (voice)

2005 War of the Worlds
Rachel Ferrier

2005 Hide and Seek
Emily Callaway

2005 Nine Lives
Maria

2004 Justice League (TV series)
Young Wonder Woman
- Kid Stuff (2004) ... Young Wonder Woman (voice)

2004 Man on Fire
Pita

2004 Friends (TV series)
Mackenzie
- The One with Princess Consuela (2004) ... Mackenzie

2003 Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (TV movie)
Preschool Kim (voice)

2003 Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
Sally

2003 Uptown Girls
Lorraine "Ray" Schleine

2002 Taken (TV mini-series)
Allie Keys
- Taken (2002) ... Allie Keys
- John (2002) ... Allie Keys
- Dropping the Dishes (2002) ... Allie Keys
- God's Equation (2002) ... Allie Keys
- Charlie and Lisa (2002) ... Allie Keys (voice)
See all 10 episodes »

2002 Hansel & Gretel
Katie

2002 Trapped
Abby Jennings

2002 Sweet Home Alabama
Young Melanie

2001 I Am Sam
Lucy Diamond Dawson

2001 The Ellen Show (TV series)
Young Ellen
- Missing the Bus (2001) ... Young Ellen

2001 Family Guy (TV series)
Little Girl
- To Love and Die in Dixie (2001) ... Little Girl (voice)

2001 Tomcats
Little Girl in Park

2001 The Fighting Fitzgeralds (TV series)
Marie
- Pilot (2001) ... Marie

2001 Malcolm in the Middle (TV series)
Emily
- New Neighbors (2001) ... Emily

2001 Father Xmas (short)
Clairee

2000 Spin City (TV series)
Cindy
- Toy Story (2000) ... Cindy

2000 The Practice (TV series)
Alessa Engel
- The Deal (2000) ... Alessa Engel

2000 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV series)
Brenda Collins
- Blood Drops (2000) ... Brenda Collins

2000 Strong Medicine (TV series)
Edie's Girl
- Misconceptions (2000) ... Edie's Girl

2000 Ally McBeal (TV series)
5 Year Old Ally
- Ally McBeal: The Musical, Almost (2000) ... 5 Year Old Ally

2000 ER (TV series)
Delia Chadsey
- The Fastest Year (2000) ... Delia Chadsey

1988 My Neighbor Totoro


Yup definitely a hack. And only 18...
 
2012-04-18 12:31:14 PM  
She looks like she's been capped:

myweb.tiscali.co.uk
 
2012-04-18 12:53:15 PM  
well she certainly grew out of that adorable phase quickly. she looks like something that should haunt a condemned building.
 
2012-04-18 01:14:18 PM  

metaskie: My god that looks photoshopped on there.

/pixels and all that


Agreed.
 
2012-04-18 01:17:31 PM  

GameSprocket: Aww. She had such potential.


She was always destined to become the next Kirstin Dunst.
 
2012-04-18 01:25:04 PM  
I find it amusing how actresses are always regarded first by their looks, then their acting ability, and reverse for men.
 
2012-04-18 01:44:15 PM  

Mr.Poops: I find it amusing how actresses are always regarded first by their looks, then their acting ability, and reverse for men.


Maybe. But who's doing the regarding? Men?

Men are visual. So we would look at an actress and consider her attractiveness first.
 
2012-04-18 01:47:03 PM  

AeAe: Mr.Poops: I find it amusing how actresses are always regarded first by their looks, then their acting ability, and reverse for men.

Maybe. But who's doing the regarding? Men?

Men are visual. So we would look at an actress and consider her attractiveness first.


And since most scripts don't pass the Bechdel test, what's the point of them being able to act anyway?
 
2012-04-18 02:28:20 PM  
She's related to Lea Thompson?! That's all you need to say. I'm in...

/if you know what I mean, and I think you do...
//channeling PizzaJedi
 
2012-04-18 02:29:50 PM  

Wellon Dowd: mohron: Wellon Dowd: Ten months younger, looks ten years older.

[i.imgur.com image 370x480]
[i.imgur.com image 348x479]
[i.imgur.com image 336x480]
[i.imgur.com image 384x480]

Who is this now? You know, just because.

Zoey Deutch, the daughter of Lea Thompson.


JEZUS FARKKING CHREESTUS! HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE ME?

/Fark you for blunting my denial like that, you dirty rat bastard you
//and...yowza!
 
2012-04-18 03:30:41 PM  

Madbassist1: Psycoholic_Slag: Isn't that the little girl who's acting talent is limited to crying on screen and annoying the hell out of the viewers?

Dakota Fanning is/(was?) light years ahead of other child actors. She paved the way for authenticity in their roles instead of the exaggerated bullshiat you normally get with child actors. Before her the top of the heap was Haley Joel Osment, and she makes him look like friggin kindergarten community theater. If your only knowledge of her work is WotW, then you need to branch out and see some of her other shiat.



I have only seen her in I am Sam and War of the Worlds. The rest of that list looks like a major crapfest to me and doesn't strengthen your point very much.

Just my opinion man.
 
2012-04-18 03:42:36 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Just my invalid opinion man.


FTFA
 
2012-04-18 04:37:51 PM  

Mugato: Disposable Rob: Time Traveling Bunnies: Mugato: She needs black hair with that pale skin. Then she'd be hawt.

Am I allowed to say that yet? Eh, who cares.

Yeah she's finally 18. Now we don't have to feel so guilty for all those..... thoughts.

Elle is hotter.

You want me to have a seat over there?


Nah, you're fine where you are, you're among perv friends.

/who's Elle?
//GIS
///oh.
////fap


With Dakota, I've been watching her in movies since she was a kid, so even though she's legal, I feel like a creep for even thinking about it. Same thing with Emma Watson.

With Elle, the only thing I've seen her in is Super 8, where she's 14 and already looks old for her age. Not going to have the same issue with her.

Giggity.
 
2012-04-18 04:40:31 PM  

gunga galunga: With Dakota, I've been watching her in movies since she was a kid, so even though she's legal, I feel like a creep for even thinking about it. Same thing with Emma Watson.

With Elle, the only thing I've seen her in is Super 8, where she's 14 and already looks old for her age. Not going to have the same issue with her.

Giggity.


Luckily I kind of grew up at the same time as Dakota and Watson, albeit a few years ahead, so it doesn't feel that creepy. Elle on the other hand....
 
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