LectertheChef: evoke: Did the Secret Service investigate the dixie chicks when they made their treasonous comments? Probably not....

I don't remember the Dixie Chicks saying anything treasonous or threatening, all they did was speak out against the President. There was no treason, no sedition, no violent rhetoric. Yet you try to equate Nugent's psychotic tirade with the Dixie Chicks saying they were embarrassed to be from the same state as Bush?

You see, when it's a Republican in office it is absolutely required that you show "the office" the utmost respect or you are a traitor. When it is a democrat in office, F*ck that guy and his shiatty office, that piece of shiat. it's simple really. All you have to do is be a selfish, stupid, short-sighted, hycoritical asshole. See Evoke for instructions.

Gonz: Crotchrocket Slim: though the worst that will happen when you threaten him on Fark is the NSA spends the next six months reading your emails and listening to your phone calls*

*Only being half-paranoid these days.

No, in the past, Farkers have had personal visits, especially as a result of Photoshop contests. This was, oh, 2003 or so.

Go on....

sabreWulf07: "Ted Nugent endorsed my Dad today. Ted Nugent? How cool is that?! He joins Kid Rock as great Detroit musicians on team Mitt!"
- Tagg Romney

I still can't farking believe we live in a world where Tagg Romney is the name of an actual person

Xythero: Tying these specific statements to him is petty. I have a hard time believing Romney supports threats on the president.

It's payback for Hillary Rosen. Which doesn't make it any less petty, but there's some rationale for it. Of course Romney wouldn't agree with such sentiments.

It's a surrogate tard fight over how strenuously each campaign denounce their own surrogates. Very meta(stupid).

Zerochance: It's like they actually know that they're factually wrong about everything, but they still have to self-validate their convictions by creating a whole new personality.

To be fair, it's not always that psychologically "deep". Some people do it for sport.

I can't pull it off. I can't stay in character and sometimes even just trolling makes me feel dirty and cheap.

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: I still can't farking believe we live in a world where Tagg Romney is the name of an actual person

You think that's bad, you should meet his youngest brother Torg Romney.

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/So happy that there's yet another picture of him

ohhh my goddd

I believe in you, little guy!

Red_October: So the Secret Service will be investigating Ted Nugent. I guess it'll be after they are done partying and spending tax dollars on Colombian hookers?

Stay classy, Obama.

MAXIMUM GOP TROLLING.

Seriously, do you think Obama ordered them to do hookers and/or look at Ted Nugent? If so, Obama needs to use his magical time machine and prune your family tree.

I love his little vest... so dapper

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"I was a walking, talking hunk of human shiat."

"Was"?

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: I love his little vest... so dapper

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I like you

WhoIsWillo: SkinnyHead: I watched the video of Nugent's speech. I didn't hear any true threats to the "President's life."

Well, he said if Barack Obama was elected, Nugent would either be in jail or dead. That statement, without clarification (which he did not offer) was that he would take some sort of action against the President. Like it or not, a reasonable person could read the statement that way. So the Secret Service investigates that threat. Barack Obama could specifically order the Secret Service not to investigate the threat, and they still would. It's protocol. Any threat, veiled, implied or direct is investigated.

Well, the statement could be taken to mean that either Nugent would take action that would cause himself to be dead or in jail, or that action would be taken against Nugent so that he'd either be dead or in jail.

I personally interpreted it as the second - HOWEVER, the SS is doing their job in investigating it, as they have investigated any potential threat against the president for years. Similar things happened during the Bush years, the left got upset about it, and I said the same thing then as I'm saying now.

Most of these "investigations" seem to be about a fifteen minute phone call.

CrackpipeCardozo: Not to take the SH's side on the matter but . . .

. . . what exactly was the threat made against the President by Nugent?

/Skinnyhead: the only poster on Fark who can potentially triple the number of posts in a thread just by making an appearance.
//Hate him and disagree with him as much as you want, but that's impressive

It's as if Farkers think they get points by the admins if they respond to SH. At least with LowELL bot, it is something so ridiculous it's worth a response. SH is just a retard that could be expunged simply by ignoring him, but so many dickheads respond, that now I have to have a god damn response about THEIR GO DJL:FKL:SFDKLSFD L:SFDJL:SDFkl;s DAMN responses!

how can people be this retarded?

hey everyone, here's an interesting question I read in an online quiz recently:

Q: What pants-crapping draft dodger became the legal guardian of an underage girl so he could have sex with her whenever he wanted?

I was pretty stumped, so I thought I would post it here to see if any Farkers know. Sorry if it's off topic

Silly Jesus: Most people seem to be annoyed by the blatant trolling of SkinngHead, but I think that it's often hilarious. I L out loud at his posts more often than not. They are usually pretty subtle with one hidden clue that they aren't serious. The GED in Law was a perfect example, yet people still took the bait and responded, as they are doing in this thread.

You guys will all disagree with me, but I think that the guy is a trolling genius. People that clearly know he is a troll get so annoyed that they end up posting serious responses anyway. I've never seen anything like it before.

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Deliberate trolling is against the FArQ. Are you claiming that the "Powers That Be" countenance such behavior? Those of us who've had a slice of that $5/month taken away might just be a tad irritated.

rufus-t-firefly: The "I think you just made vests cool again" actually made me smile and think "Awwwwww."

Torg is very nearly as adorable and like life-affirming as fat dogs