I recently watched some video of Ted's performance at Cal Jam 2 from 1978. My recollection from way back in the crowd (and way back in the day) was that he put on a pretty good show.

As it turns out, from up close you could see that he always was a redneck doofus. And a mediocre guitarist. Color my illusions shattered.

/csb

Whenever I read Ted Nugent craziness, I hear it in Mojo Nixon's voice. Does anyone else have this problem?

Wayne 985: "Going?" Isn't this the guy who admitted that he crapped his pants before going to see an Army recruiter when they tried to draft him?

Which is why the GOP chose him as their spokesman.

liam76: Don't think it warrants secret service looking into him but it is hard for any moderate on guns to respect the NRA if they don't give him the boot.

He's harmless, but can you say the same for all the gun-crazy rednecks who are hearing his message?

theknuckler_33: Poop is coming out.

Is it 1969 again?

Shadow Blasko: rudemix: Rollins on Nuge(new winder)

Yep, thats what I was listening to when I submitted this..

Went and looked from your comment. Thought it was worth posting for those who'd never heard it before, like me. Great stuff.

IrateShadow: Whenever I read Ted Nugent craziness, I hear it in Mojo Nixon's voice. Does anyone else have this problem?

Not until now. Thanks....

Poopspasm: Dude, we're waaaaay past that stage. The guy who gunned down Giffords probably could have won the republican nomination if he hadn't been imprisoned. They've gone completely off the rails.

I don't know I think it's going to get worse before it gets better.

they (RW chicken littles) keep ramping up the rhetoric, that can't continue forever...frankly it looks like Obama will get a second term so they've got to keep going...what else can they do?

coeyagi: vudutek: Page3 already, and no rightwingers to denounce the 2nd rate entertainer being a spokesperson for the party?

IOKIYAR

Supposedly R-Money has denounced this, I haven't bothered to dig it up since by tomorrow R-Money will be a big Nugent fan again.

His campaign came out with pretty much the statement you'd expect:

"Divisive language is offensive no matter what side of the political aisle it comes from. Mitt Romney believes everyone needs to be civil."

unexplained bacon: GBmanNC: When Obama gets reelected , people like him are going to go full on batshi... errr, what comes after batshiat insane?

it's not people like him we'll have to worry about....that guy is full of shiat

when Obama gets reelected Ted will cry, he'll pretend his guns are going to get taken and then he'll continue being a limpdick honkbag as always. He'll incite others, and if anyone takes up his banner and does something awful he'll blame anyone else and cry some more.

it's the people who've been quietly taking in all the RW 'Obama is the enemy of America' fear-mongering while stockpiling ammo I'm worried about.

These people who make a living hyping up the political spin so far that it's treasonous are running up against a brick wall here...if what they say is really true then the next step isn't more talk (which is all they offer). What happens when people start acting on all this BS they've been selling?

Adkisson's Army is here to stay.

Poopspasm: unexplained bacon: GBmanNC: When Obama gets reelected , people like him are going to go full on batshi... errr, what comes after batshiat insane?

it's not people like him we'll have to worry about....that guy is full of shiat

when Obama gets reelected Ted will cry, he'll pretend his guns are going to get taken and then he'll continue being a limpdick honkbag as always. He'll incite others, and if anyone takes up his banner and does something awful he'll blame anyone else and cry some more.

it's the people who've been quietly taking in all the RW 'Obama is the enemy of America' fear-mongering while stockpiling ammo I'm worried about.

These people who make a living hyping up the political spin so far that it's treasonous are running up against a brick wall here...if what they say is really true then the next step isn't more talk (which is all they offer). What happens when people start acting on all this BS they've been selling?

Dude, we're waaaaay past that stage. The guy who gunned down Giffords probably could have won the republican nomination if he hadn't been imprisoned. They've gone completely off the rails.

And if Zimmerman gets acquitted in the Trayvon Martin killing, he will be on the GOP Florida ballot in 2014.

I used to like Ted Nugent. Then I found out about the draft dodging pants shiatting thing. When you do that, you lose your rights to be a pro-war spokesman. My dad got his ass drafted and he went. This washed up fark could have went too. I could almost give him a pass if he came out and admitted he was wrong about dodging the draft or at least man up and discuss why he thought it was the right thing to do. He should also come out and say war is bad and sending young people off to war-zones is generally wrong unless the reasons are really f*cking good.

But no. He doesn't do any of that. Now, in addition, he's contracted Obama Derangement Syndrome. I'm glad I acquired his discography for free.

Maud Dib: rosebud_the_sled: The fact that he is a self-described draft dodging coward who attempts to make up for his physical and moral inadequacies by hunting nonthreatening animals with a bow indicates that he is from somewhere around Texas - the pussy state.



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It's well known that he's from Michigan, you twit.


His Michigan privileges were revoked when he left, moved to Texas and started making hunters look bad with his derpness.

Apparently cat scratch fever has the same long-term effects as syphilis.

bdub77: unexplained bacon: they (RW chicken littles) keep ramping up the rhetoric, that can't continue forever...frankly it looks like Obama will get a second term so they've got to keep going...what else can they do?

Convince the crazies who aren't chicken to do something we will all regret.

exactly...

then maybe we can ratchet down all this pants shiatting sensationalist partisan "journalism" that's masquerading as just "the news"...you'd hope anyway.

yanceylebeef: Remember when those on the right lost their shiat over The Dixie Chicks saying they were ashamed that dubya was from Texas?
The silence is deafening.

Yes. Those statements and Nugent's statements are completely comparable....if you are brain dead.

Has anyone identified on the left side of the spectrum said anything close to this idiotic in recent years? And this is twice in as many days for a self-proclaimed, oft-touted cheerleader of the right.

Over-zealous pantshiatter.

PunchDrunkPanda: Has anyone identified on the left side of the spectrum said anything close to this idiotic in recent years? And this is twice in as many days for a self-proclaimed, oft-touted cheerleader of the right.

Over-zealous pantshiatter.

That biatch from the RIAA that nobody likes said Ann Romney hasn't worked a day in her life. That's the same, right?

Alphax: GBmanNC: When Obama gets reelected , people like him are going to go full on batshi... errr, what comes after batshiat insane?

Old Gods insane?

How about "day trip to R'lyeh insane"?

rosebud_the_sled: His lack of intelligence does indicate that he is from the Midwest or South.

Obviously. Only people from the coasts are smart enough to lump large groups of people together for sharing a completely arbitrary attribute, such as geographical location, and then make broad generalizations about them. That kind of in-depth analysis is something that just would not be possible for people living in certain regions.

From Ted's 1977 High Times interview:

High Times:How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', motherfarkin' rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherfarker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was - 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball - I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You farking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They'd call dead people before they'd call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherfarkin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?

Jormungandr: Alphax: GBmanNC: When Obama gets reelected , people like him are going to go full on batshi... errr, what comes after batshiat insane?

Old Gods insane?

How about "day trip to R'lyeh insane"?

I did that once in high school. It was more interesting than Harrisburg.

Is hatred ever in someone's self-interest?

"I'm A Black Jew At A Nazi-Klan Rally" - Ted Nugent

Sure you are, Ted, and Glenn Beck Claims "The Mantle of Martin Luther King" Link

The most vile, insidious, and twisted racism. The Joseph Welch moment is WAY too late.

Y'all have it wrong, he is actually an undercover Democrat doing his best to show how far out in right field the republican party is, Nobody could be this bat shiat crazy without being institutionalized.

Alphax: Nazi-Klan rally? Doesn't he get most of his gigs at those?

they're calling them tea party rallies now

jgilb: From Ted's 1977 High Times interview:

High Times:How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', motherfarkin' rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherfarker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and ...

^^^^^

I love the part at the end where he concludes he would actually be the best army man evar!

what an asshole...good god.

dennysgod: Maud Dib: rosebud_the_sled: The fact that he is a self-described draft dodging coward who attempts to make up for his physical and moral inadequacies by hunting nonthreatening animals with a bow indicates that he is from somewhere around Texas - the pussy state.



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It's well known that he's from Michigan, you twit.


His Michigan privileges were revoked when he left, moved to Texas and started making hunters look bad with his derpness.

they out to take his guns away like they did that crazy Tenn Prepper dude. He's a danger to himself and those around him.

He's perfectly sane, he's just a loudmouthed attention whore asshole.

His draft dodging shows that his current warmongering is based from the fact that deep down inside, he knows he's a farking little pussy boy at heart.

I think we should put his comments in context here:


"We got four Supreme Court justices who don't believe in the Constitution," he added. "Four Supreme Court justices signed their name to a declaration that Americans have no fundamental rights to self defense. That sounds like a stoned hippy!"

"And if you want more of those kinds of evil, anti-American people in the Supreme Court then don't get involved and let Obama take office again. Because I'll tell you this right now, if Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Nugent continued by urging attendees to get everyone they knew to vote for Romney and against "this vile, evil, America-hating administration" or "we'll be a suburb of Indonesia next year."

"We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November!" he exclaimed. "Any questions?"

Clearly the words of a Black Jew.

jgilb: (from High Times) So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You farking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to draw your attention to the bolded portion above. This is not a man who merely shiat himself to avoid being drafted. That alone might not have done it. This is a man who -- gleefully, mind you -- threw pretty much every societal convention out the window, including sobriety, bathing, and (shall we say) "waste management," to the point of disgusting himself in the short term, in order to get something that he wanted. Simply saying he shiat himself fails to encapsulate just how petty and selfish this man behaved in the face of a duty that, even afterwards, he claimed that he'd be very good at. [insert thisismydubiousface.jpg here]

In the face of that willfully self-inflicted degeneracy, really: Going Tea Party would be as easy as walking down a flight of stairs. The only question that remains is what he gets out of it, and that's pretty damn obvious.

HotWingConspiracy: [img.photobucket.com image 570x377]

This is going great, Mitt.

that picture needs to be captioned with "How's that Nugent endorsement going, Mitt?

"...telling conservative radio host Dana Loesch on Tuesday that he had been unfairly targeted..."

"Unfairly"? ANYONE who makes threats on the President's life, regardless of Party, is scrutinized by the Secret Service. Sometimes it's nothing more than a review of what you said, sometimes it's a little more 'personal'... Stop with the persecution complex you pussy, I thought you were a tough guy of some kind...

"Nugent continued: "I spoke at the NRA and will stand by my speech. It's 100 percent positive."

"Positive"? Jesus, the Motor City Moron is really getting senile in his old age. There is nothing "positive" in that message, even if what he were saying was true(You know, bad guys in the White House and all that).

""Wasserman Schultz is such a brain-dead, soulless idiot," Nugent told Loesch. "

Because if ANYONE recognizes a brain dead idiot on sight, it is the king of the brain dead idiots, His Highness, Ted Nugent.

""I'm a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally," the rock star complained to Loesch."

Cry me a river, you farking baby. I'm pretty sure there are both Black people and Jews who would be happy to let you in on the details on what REAL oppression is...

"And there are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government..."

"It's about we the people taking back our American dream from the corrupt monsters in the federal government..."

Awww, how cute. Little Teddy is scared of monsters, someone go get his wubby...

Seriously, what a dolt. It's not like this is new, you have Freedom of Speech in this country, but there are limits. You don't get to threaten to harm someone, you don't get to yell 'Fire' in a crowded theater. you don't get to joke about bombs in the airport, you don't get to defame someone, and you don't get to threaten physical harm on the President. Even an inbred dipshiat like Ted should know this.

Man, I remember when I used to LIKE this guy. He had good music, he could shred on a guitar, and he USED to be cool to listen to on the radio. Of course, this was 1995-ish, and he's just become a bitter, clueless, narcissistic douchebag since then.

Shadow Blasko: He need a handler or something.

Yeah, and for the sake of efficiency, the guy should have a trank gun handy...
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Shadow Blasko: I'm fine with people who have an audience talking about what they think, but have some respect for the office, if not the people.

No, I don't believe in that "respect the office" stuff. People still need to earn my trust, but I also don't believe in the 'Talk out your ass while on an national platform.' angle, either. Paranoid rants don't do him any favors, but it seems to be the only drum he has to beat...

rudemix: Rollins on Nuge(new winder)

Henry sounds like he's turning a little Carlin-y... I like it.

No, Ted, you're more like a Nazi-Klan member at a black Jewish meeting.

trotsky: I used to like Ted Nugent. Then I found out about the draft dodging pants shiatting thing. When you do that, you lose your rights to be a pro-war spokesman.

That's why Nugent is more despicable than Jane Fonda. She is at least consistent. Fonda was against the Viet Nam war but at least she isn't advocating other people go over to the killing and dying for her.

yanceylebeef: Remember when those on the right lost their shiat over The Dixie Chicks saying they were ashamed that dubya was from Texas?
The silence is deafening.

Yeah, how funny is that? Nothing more than saying that they are embarrassed by the Pres, and they get years of protest, yet this asshat actually threatens violence, and nobody does a thing... Which side is it that supposedly hates free speech again?

GAT_00: Ambivalence: GAT_00: If he's a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally, why has nobody killed him? Or anyone else that claims that the Obama administration is silencing them?

I'm just going to toss this out and suggest that perhaps these people don't have a very firm grasp of reality.

But that's just my humble opinion.

Yeah, but why hasn't someone asked one of these people this? "The government is killing off and imprisoning people who don't agree with it? Why are you here?"

Because come on, that would be hilarious.

How about this:

"Why are you still here, then? Are you actually working with Obama to make his opponents look clownshiat insane?"

Then sit back and enjoy the show.

Is it possible to shoot yourself with an arrow? I'm now cheering for this scenario.

rufus-t-firefly: GAT_00: Ambivalence: GAT_00: If he's a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally, why has nobody killed him? Or anyone else that claims that the Obama administration is silencing them?

I'm just going to toss this out and suggest that perhaps these people don't have a very firm grasp of reality.

But that's just my humble opinion.

Yeah, but why hasn't someone asked one of these people this? "The government is killing off and imprisoning people who don't agree with it? Why are you here?"

Because come on, that would be hilarious.

How about this:

"Why are you still here, then? You have admitted to faking insanity to dodge the draft and there are allegations that you've had relations with underage girls, yet you have never been prosecuted. Have you been given legal immunity because you're actually a liberal agent working with Obama to make his opponents look clownshiat insane?"

Then sit back and enjoy the show.

FTFM.

/assuming you could ask the entire question before he lost his shiat.