I loathe their background graphics. It's like someone showed Liberace the gradient tool in Illustrator.

Ambivalence: Ed Finnerty: I loathe their background graphics. It's like someone showed Liberace the gradient tool in Illustrator.

No one likes a graphic arts snob.

Maybe not.

Just saying the background graphics person seems to have decided they are a frontgrounds graphics person.

What it dead may never die but arises stonger and harder than before.

Is this subject line format A) cool, B) funny, C) irritating?

Of course. What's the harm in irrational beliefs, again?

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I wish I could call Max Von Sydow. I think he's great!

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That looks like a typical night at the Tilted Kilt, lol

It depends, subby. Which half is naked? This is important

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That was... a bit disappointing.

Oh, wait, Florida. Nevermind

I don't think salt water qualifies for a baptismal.

I had to look up Max Von Sydow and then realized he was the priest in the exorcist leading the exorcism. Then on Wiki it says he was born in 1929. The exorcist was made in 1973. Still with me?


What kind of life did he lead to look this old at 44 years old?

WTF?!

Or, D, a jar of almonds.



Why doesn't anyone ever choose D...

When dealing with a "possessed" baby, do you A) call Max von Sydow B) call the Ghostbusters or C) strip half naked and try to throw the child in the ocean?

That is easy, Subby. All of the above, naturally. The tricky question is, "What order do you do them in?"

A property manager called police Tuesday afternoon when she arrived at Lydia Chako's apartment

Lydia, dear Lydia have you seen Lydia
Lydia the tattooed lady...

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It's her baby, she should decide what to do with it.

/ America used to be a free country

"My Secret Life, chapter three." (Story from the previous chapter.)

I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 mph....

A police officer pulled me over and asked for my driver's license. He said I was going 20 mph over the speed limit. I instantly pointed to my wife and said "I'm in a hurry, my wife is in labor." Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped he'd let me go with this excuse.

"Oh, since it's an emergency. I'll lead you to the hospital with my police car," he said.

"No, it's not necessary."

"Why not?" asked the officer.

"Uh... well..."

"Let's get going," said the officer...

"No, no! We can't! This baby is a demon child!"

Good catch by neighbors and PD.

Hard to miss but still, all in all a good catch

and yeah-

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Those wimmin's must be pretty dumb if they're still in grade school.
Also-
I've been schooled by similar *shivers*

Ah, man. You just know once they get that baby down to the police station, things are going to get whack and people are going to start ripping out their own eyes and the walls are going to bleed and stuff.

This is why you should never take the risk. Throw all babies in the ocean.

On a brighter note, "Possession" and "Demons" are two great horror movies.

Just give the baby some sweet brandy, that should quell the demons....for now.

So is it racist that I knew she'd be white?

Well I for one am glad the mentally ill have the right to refuse medication. Sure a few kids might get sacrificed to silence the voices in mom or dad's head, or some guy might get denoginated, but just think of the entertainment value these folks provide for FREE!

How do you "try" to throw a baby into the ocean? I mean... how do you fark that up? seems intuitive to me. Take baby, toss toward water. Repeat as necessary.

ZeroCorpse: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mixolydian Master: I had to look up Max Von Sydow and then realized he was the priest in the exorcist leading the exorcism. Then on Wiki it says he was born in 1929. The exorcist was made in 1973. Still with me?

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What kind of life did he lead to look this old at 44 years old?

WTF?!

I know, right? And how hard was Linda Blair beaten to look like this!?

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Seriously, they must have kicked the shiat out of her before filming every day... poor girl.


No worries. She got better.

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Looking like that, I wouldn't mind possessing her... with my penis.

skinnycatullus: I really, really need to get out of this state. Soon.

No matter which state you go to it gets nuttier the closer you get to the ocean, which explains the Florida tag.

You know who else got thrown in the water as a baby?

There's a Florida tag so the answer must be C.

skinnycatullus: I really, really need to get out of this state. Soon.

I think you'll find schizophrenia in every state.

Step 1.
Step 2. Throw baby in ocean.
Step 3. Catch big shark.
Step 4. Profit?

or...

Step 1. Hide baby from authoritarian government by almost putting it water.
Step 2. Baby is adopted by authoritarian government.
Step 3. Prophet?

Clearly the baby was in violation of the Body Snatchers clause of the roommate agreement.

"Body Snatchers clause
Specifies what happens if:
one friend needs help to destroy someone they know who's been replaced with an alien pod."

/ seriously 3 months?
// shoot the mother, she is too stupid to be allowed to live.