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(AZCentral)   Just because a woman asks you about getting her genitals pierced does not give you the green light to try to pierce her with your genitals   (azcentral.com) divider line 55
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2012-04-17 08:53:40 PM  
And this, ladies, is why you never talk to strange men about your genitals.

(and they don't come much stranger than this guy)
 
2012-04-17 08:53:51 PM  
WOW...what a needle dick.
 
2012-04-17 08:57:44 PM  
Just because a woman asks you about getting her genitals pierced does not give you the green light to try and to pierce her with your genitals

www.heartlessdoll.com
 
2012-04-17 09:34:40 PM  
On April 5, Virgil Joseph Madrid, 40, was in a piercing booth and piercing a woman's nose and lip when she asked about a genital piercing, a police document filed with the court said.


Can ah athk eww abouth genithal peerfing?
 
2012-04-17 09:50:53 PM  
Well, I would need to examine the area in question so that I can properly envisage the proposed ornamentation, and then offer an informed opinion
 
2012-04-17 10:09:10 PM  
Well some who is doing that has already shown poor desission making ability.
 
2012-04-17 11:00:01 PM  
I only read the headline so far, but when a woman talks to me about her genitals I take it as a sign she might be willing to share them with me.

/not an obgyn
 
Skr
2012-04-17 11:01:18 PM  
I think they miscommunicated a discount pricing somewhere.
 
2012-04-17 11:01:59 PM  
Ok, RTFA and he's a creepy weirdo.
 
2012-04-17 11:03:56 PM  
How strange. He looks like such a respectable man.
 
2012-04-17 11:04:25 PM  
Fark you, subby, I'll do what the hell I want!


//Farkettes, form a line.
 
2012-04-17 11:07:04 PM  
It's not?
 
2012-04-17 11:07:37 PM  
Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It's a huge turnoff.
 
2012-04-17 11:08:00 PM  
He probably assumed that any woman wanting to get her genitals pierced was a whore.
 
2012-04-17 11:08:18 PM  
The filing did not provide information on the name or location of the shop. Glendale police spokeswoman Officer Tracey Breeden did not readily provide information.


Translation: the reporter couldn't be arsed to check her voicemail to see if the department had called her back.
 
2012-04-17 11:11:08 PM  
ring a ding ding i'm the chinese sandman


/sounds hoody
 
2012-04-17 11:11:20 PM  

Gramma: He probably assumed that any woman wanting to get her genitals pierced was a whore.


Now now, just because a whore gets her genitals pierced doesn't make her a whore.
 
2012-04-17 11:14:38 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It's a huge turnoff.


I don't think it's THAT boner-killing. Well, as long as it's a hood or a clit piercing. Labia piercings (esPEcially more than one) are nasty. At least for me. But your kink ain't any of my concern, so poke holes in whatever you want. At least if you get stupid piercings and you decide you don't want them, you can just take the hardware out. Huge moronic tats or gauges, not so much.
 
2012-04-17 11:18:20 PM  
Its not? DAMN!
 
2012-04-17 11:19:20 PM  

dahmers love zombie: AverageAmericanGuy: Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It's a huge turnoff.

I don't think it's THAT boner-killing. Well, as long as it's a hood or a clit piercing. Labia piercings (esPEcially more than one) are nasty. At least for me. But your kink ain't any of my concern, so poke holes in whatever you want. At least if you get stupid piercings and you decide you don't want them, you can just take the hardware out. Huge moronic tats or gauges, not so much.


Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It dramatically increases the risk of STDs.
 
2012-04-17 11:20:16 PM  
Yakuza bead thread?
 
2012-04-17 11:22:42 PM  
Since when?
 
2012-04-17 11:26:01 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It's a huge turnoff.


>implying there are any ladies who care about AverageAmericanGuy's turnoffs.
 
2012-04-17 11:26:47 PM  
Nothing more romantic than watching a broad soak her hardware laden piss flaps in a bowl of Tarn-X.
 
2012-04-17 11:27:15 PM  
i.azcentral.com
So pissed now the other 300 biatches are gonna come forward.
 
2012-04-17 11:27:45 PM  
Calm down guy, just because you tattoo/pierce for a living doesn't mean every girl wants to fark you.
 
2012-04-17 11:27:59 PM  
Not hot metal-labe...

Meh.
 
2012-04-17 11:30:42 PM  
Everything about this story made my crotch sad.
 
2012-04-17 11:31:39 PM  
Plaintiff filed charges and immediately demanded the arresting officer also bring her MORE CAKE

therecshow.com
 
2012-04-17 11:31:42 PM  
Don't put bling on that thang. Just because she has tats, piercings and is flashing her cooter at you, doesn't make her a whore.
 
2012-04-17 11:35:13 PM  
From the divots on the guys face and ears it seems like he missed a few times..

/i said sit still!!!
 
2012-04-17 11:36:25 PM  

cig-mkr: Don't put bling on that thang. Just because she has tats, piercings and is flashing her cooter at you, doesn't make her a whore.


But it does build a pretty good case in a court of law.
 
2012-04-17 11:39:10 PM  

ZeroCorpse: cig-mkr: Don't put bling on that thang. Just because she has tats, piercings and is flashing her cooter at you, doesn't make her a whore.

But it does build a pretty good case in a court of law.


Actually, no, it's all legally irrelevant and inadmissible. But keep relying on that for your rape defense.
 
2012-04-17 11:44:39 PM  

dahmers love zombie: AverageAmericanGuy: Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It's a huge turnoff.

I don't think it's THAT boner-killing. Well, as long as it's a hood or a clit piercing. Labia piercings (esPEcially more than one) are nasty. At least for me. But your kink ain't any of my concern, so poke holes in whatever you want. At least if you get stupid piercings and you decide you don't want them, you can just take the hardware out. Huge moronic tats or gauges, not so much.


Breaking News: Those labia and hoods that are variously pierced are attached to people. If your reaction is principally to the piercing, perhaps you should look up and decide how you got there in the first place.

\just kidding. We know your only contact is through a web browser featuring close-ups.
 
2012-04-17 11:48:41 PM  

wademh: dahmers love zombie:

Breaking News: Those labia and hoods that are variously pierced are attached to people. If your reaction is principally to the piercing, perhaps you should look up and decide how you got there in the first place.

\just kidding. We know your only contact is through a web browser featuring close-ups.


Exactly. You should have a pretty good idea who you're sleeping with before the pants come off. I've made some poor life decisions to know not to sleep with somebody on the first date now. You don't always pick up on the signs the first date, but by the third you will have a pretty good idea what you're putting your dick into.
 
2012-04-17 11:52:08 PM  
Apparently, someone has taken those porn movies to be documentaries.
 
2012-04-17 11:53:26 PM  
Gramma: He probably assumed that any woman wanting to get her genitals pierced was a whore.

Not unreasonable, yes?
 
2012-04-17 11:54:13 PM  

duffblue: wademh: dahmers love zombie:

Breaking News: Those labia and hoods that are variously pierced are attached to people. If your reaction is principally to the piercing, perhaps you should look up and decide how you got there in the first place.

\just kidding. We know your only contact is through a web browser featuring close-ups.

Exactly. You should have a pretty good idea who you're sleeping with before the pants come off. I've made some poor life decisions to know not to sleep with somebody on the first date now. You don't always pick up on the signs the first date, but by the third you will have a pretty good idea what you're putting your dick into.


on the other hand, then they will also know enough about me not to give out the goods like santa claus on easter.
 
2012-04-17 11:54:59 PM  

duffblue: wademh: dahmers love zombie:

Breaking News: Those labia and hoods that are variously pierced are attached to people. If your reaction is principally to the piercing, perhaps you should look up and decide how you got there in the first place.

\just kidding. We know your only contact is through a web browser featuring close-ups.

Exactly. You should have a pretty good idea who you're sleeping with before the pants come off. I've made some poor life decisions to know not to sleep with somebody on the first date now. You don't always pick up on the signs the first date, but by the third you will have a pretty good idea what you're putting your dick into.


I expect you're going to have confused a number of farkers with this concept of a third date.
 
2012-04-17 11:58:19 PM  

Macular Degenerate: Plaintiff filed charges and immediately demanded the arresting officer also bring her MORE CAKE

[therecshow.com image 300x225]


What's her Fark handle?
 
2012-04-17 11:59:30 PM  

ZeroCorpse: cig-mkr: Don't put bling on that thang. Just because she has tats, piercings and is flashing her cooter at you, doesn't make her a whore.

But it does build a pretty good case in a court of law.


If you are not invited, don't go in.
 
2012-04-18 12:02:30 AM  
Any woman who gets her clit pierced has to be farking insane.
 
2012-04-18 12:04:58 AM  

rocketpants: Macular Degenerate: Plaintiff filed charges and immediately demanded the arresting officer also bring her MORE CAKE

[therecshow.com image 300x225]

What's her Fark handle?


Grables'Daughter
 
2012-04-18 12:29:22 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It's a huge turnoffturnon.


FTFY

also, tongue piercings for my pleasure.
 
2012-04-18 12:35:09 AM  

duffblue: wademh: dahmers love zombie:

Breaking News: Those labia and hoods that are variously pierced are attached to people. If your reaction is principally to the piercing, perhaps you should look up and decide how you got there in the first place.

\just kidding. We know your only contact is through a web browser featuring close-ups.

Exactly. You should have a pretty good idea who you're sleeping with before the pants come off. I've made some poor life decisions to know not to sleep with somebody on the first date now. You don't always pick up on the signs the first date, but by the third you will have a pretty good idea what you're putting your dick into.


Why does this make me think of The Crying Game?

Sometimes you just don't know until it's too late.
 
2012-04-18 12:58:19 AM  

sharkbeagle: [i.azcentral.com image 280x350]
So pissed now the other 300 biatches are gonna come forward.


Yep.
 
2012-04-18 01:00:28 AM  

Joshudan: AverageAmericanGuy: Don't pierce your genitals, ladies. It's a huge turnoffturnon.

FTFY

also, tongue piercings for my pleasure.


different people have different preferences? Pish posh! (Poppycock)

/At least we can all agree on one thing: ladies, if you are (o)bese, keep metal shiat out of your face.
 
2012-04-18 09:37:53 AM  

wademh: I expect you're going to have confused a number of farkers with this concept of a third date.


FTFM
 
2012-04-18 10:51:02 AM  

duffblue: wademh: dahmers love zombie:

Breaking News: Those labia and hoods that are variously pierced are attached to people. If your reaction is principally to the piercing, perhaps you should look up and decide how you got there in the first place.

\just kidding. We know your only contact is through a web browser featuring close-ups.

Exactly. You should have a pretty good idea who you're sleeping with before the pants come off. I've made some poor life decisions to know not to sleep with somebody on the first date now. You don't always pick up on the signs the first date, but by the third you will have a pretty good idea what you're putting your dick into.


Well from my own personal experience one can be surprised. I was dating a woman for three months which was around 10 dates. This woman was a paralegal in her early 30s studying to become a lawyer, highly intelligent, well spoken, no tattoos and only one piercing in each ear. On our dates she always wore a dress or pants suit aside from the time we went to the beach when she wore a modest two piece swimsuit and then jeans and a t-shirt later that day. We took a little weekend getaway where we planned to take our relationship to the next level and that night when I removed her panties she had two hoops on each labia and a stud through the hood. I was pretty turned off, but still able and willing until I said something about them and she told me the story behind them. When she was 28 she dated a guy whose brother had a shop and one night they ended up at the shop after a night of drinking where they kept drinking. As the night went on she ended up having sex with both of them and three other guys that work at the shop at the same time afterwards they each pierced her. I was completely turned off.
 
2012-04-18 11:48:41 AM  
I had sex with a guy who has a Prince Albert. It was awesome, really stimulating.

ProTip - Durex condoms are best when having sex with a pierced dude, he told me he breaks Trojans

/cool story sis
 
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