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    More: Amusing, Mila Kunis, Kelso, Ashton Kutcher, dress shirts, Macaulay Culkin, Sara Leal, dating, Natalie Portman  
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2012-04-17 03:29:48 PM
Kutcher has been linked to screenwriter Lorene Scafaria as well as to Rihanna, who was seen dropping by his home around midnight in March and leaving at about 4 a.m.

ferfuxake, people, you're really waiting at his place at 4am just to see who might be around?
 
2012-04-17 03:43:21 PM
Okay, we've got stupid name contractions like "Brangelina". What is theirs? Kuntcheris?
 
2012-04-17 03:43:22 PM
My dog was named Kelso by the shelter "because he's handsome but not that bright."
 
2012-04-17 03:45:27 PM
I don't think there's any danger of him cheating with Laurie this time.
 
2012-04-17 03:48:09 PM

Sybarite: I don't think there's any danger of him cheating with Laurie this time.


images.t-nation.com
 
2012-04-17 03:56:17 PM

GooberMcFly: Okay, we've got stupid name contractions like "Brangelina". What is theirs? Kuntcheris?


Milashton seems like the more appropriate abbreviation.

So, when are Topher Grace and Laura Prepon getting back together? We can finally try That 90's Show!
 
2012-04-17 03:58:28 PM
Good thing she already spoiled herself by being with Macauley Culkin all those years. Otherwise, it would really hurt me now, having to remove her from my list.
 
2012-04-17 04:00:45 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Good thing she already spoiled herself by being with Macauley Culkin all those years. Otherwise, it would really hurt me now, having to remove her from my list.


Going from Culkin to Kutcher.... she must not have very high expectations
 
2012-04-17 04:03:16 PM

Trance750: AdolfOliverPanties: Good thing she already spoiled herself by being with Macauley Culkin all those years. Otherwise, it would really hurt me now, having to remove her from my list.

Going from Culkin to Kutcher.... she must not have very high expectations


Damn I missed my chance!
 
2012-04-17 04:08:12 PM

Trance750: AdolfOliverPanties: Good thing she already spoiled herself by being with Macauley Culkin all those years. Otherwise, it would really hurt me now, having to remove her from my list.

Going from Culkin to Kutcher.... she must not have very high expectations


i1184.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 04:08:37 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GooberMcFly: Okay, we've got stupid name contractions like "Brangelina". What is theirs? Kuntcheris?

Milashton seems like the more appropriate abbreviation.

So, when are Topher Grace and Laura Prepon getting back together? We can finally try That 90's Show!


KutKunis

Also,

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2012-04-17 04:09:00 PM
Now I really hate that dude.
 
2012-04-17 04:12:20 PM
Shut up Meg.
 
2012-04-17 04:12:46 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GooberMcFly: Okay, we've got stupid name contractions like "Brangelina". What is theirs? Kuntcheris?

Milashton seems like the more appropriate abbreviation.

So, when are Topher Grace and Laura Prepon getting back together? We can finally try That 90's Show!


I doubt you'll get Fez back since he seems to be tapping every starlet in Hollywood and doesn't seem to be running out anytime soon.
 
2012-04-17 04:14:37 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GooberMcFly: Okay, we've got stupid name contractions like "Brangelina". What is theirs? Kuntcheris?

Milashton seems like the more appropriate abbreviation.

So, when are Topher Grace and Laura Prepon getting back together? We can finally try That 90's Show!


Prepon lives across the street from my sister. She's married to some DJ guy.
 
2012-04-17 04:18:19 PM
Ashton was touching Mila's hand and Mila was all dressed up

That's you source NYP, 8th grade girls bathroom gossip.
 
2012-04-17 04:23:19 PM
Can someone explain to me the difference between being paparazzi and stalking someone? I've never been too clear on that.
 
2012-04-17 04:24:33 PM

squidgod2000: Can someone explain to me the difference between being paparazzi and stalking someone? I've never been too clear on that.


Stalkers are generally more subtle.
 
2012-04-17 04:25:26 PM

squidgod2000: Can someone explain to me the difference between being paparazzi and stalking someone? I've never been too clear on that.


Better camera, paycheck.
 
2012-04-17 04:28:43 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-04-17 04:29:21 PM
www.fondostv.com

Ugh.
 
2012-04-17 04:34:24 PM
Wait, what happened to kunis and culkin?

//shudder
 
2012-04-17 04:36:01 PM
Dumbasses.
 
2012-04-17 04:36:37 PM

timujin: Kutcher has been linked to screenwriter Lorene Scafaria as well as to Rihanna, who was seen dropping by his home around midnight in March and leaving at about 4 a.m.

ferfuxake, people, you're really waiting at his place at 4am just to see who might be around?


to be fair, it seems to pay off alot
 
2012-04-17 04:42:56 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 467x350][i.imgur.com image 640x426]


Dammit, now I want a bad remake of "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", set in the late 1960s, with Mila as Carol.
 
2012-04-17 04:43:25 PM

timujin: Kutcher has been linked to screenwriter Lorene Scafaria as well as to Rihanna, who was seen dropping by his home around midnight in March and leaving at about 4 a.m.

ferfuxake, people, you're really waiting at his place at 4am just to see who might be around?


Yes. Yes, they are.

/thinks the same thing about paparazzi that Bill Hicks thought about advertisers and marketers
//By the way, if anyone here stalks and photographs celebrities for a living...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now
///Seriously, I know the paparazzi: "There's gonna be a joke comin' up." There's no farkin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself...borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something...rid the world of your evil farkin' presence.
 
2012-04-17 04:50:19 PM

gunga galunga: if anyone here stalks and photographs celebrities for a living...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now
///Seriously, I


Did you write this?

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-17 04:52:17 PM

squidgod2000: Can someone explain to me the difference between being paparazzi and stalking someone? I've never been too clear on that.


The ending.
 
2012-04-17 04:53:35 PM
Really Mila?

F buddy? Yes.
Stable boyfriend? No.

She seems like a smart girl... except for this.
 
2012-04-17 04:53:54 PM
I thought Justin Timberlake was banging her. yeesh, some people just can't be single for more than a few minutes.
/i wonder what insanely hot woman he's going hook up with next.
 
2012-04-17 04:55:43 PM
AshtoMila?
MilAsh?
Doomed?
 
2012-04-17 04:58:30 PM

gunga galunga: timujin: Kutcher has been linked to screenwriter Lorene Scafaria as well as to Rihanna, who was seen dropping by his home around midnight in March and leaving at about 4 a.m.

ferfuxake, people, you're really waiting at his place at 4am just to see who might be around?

Yes. Yes, they are.

/thinks the same thing about paparazzi that Bill Hicks thought about advertisers and marketers
//By the way, if anyone here stalks and photographs celebrities for a living...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now
///Seriously, I know the paparazzi: "There's gonna be a joke comin' up." There's no farkin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself...borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something...rid the world of your evil farkin' presence.


I'm not a violent person, but I would not mourn too much if the ground under their feet were to open up and suck them all off the planet's surface. I actually had a conversation with a paparazzo who tried to justify practically attacking a star out with her small child by saying, "When she was trying to make it big, should would have walked down the street naked to get her picture in a rag." I pointed out that this meant he could be taking pictures of willing subjects - all he had to do was set something up with someone trying to make it in the business. He told me to fark off. By that time he lost his shot, so I didn't care much.
 
2012-04-17 05:00:25 PM
"Ashton was touching Mila's hand and Mila was all dressed up," a source tells the site. "She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends -- this was a full-on date!"

So from TFA we can glean:

FACT: Friends don't touch each other's hands. Ever.
FACT: Mila Kunis doesn't look hot unless she's on a date.

Yep, the facts seem to add up. Can't argue with that.
 
2012-04-17 05:04:01 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GooberMcFly: Okay, we've got stupid name contractions like "Brangelina". What is theirs? Kuntcheris?

Milashton seems like the more appropriate abbreviation.

So, when are Topher Grace and Laura Prepon getting back together? We can finally try That 90's Show!


Grace-Prepon?
/There's a joke in there...
 
2012-04-17 05:09:01 PM
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2012-04-17 05:11:19 PM

Shenanigans!: "Ashton was touching Mila's hand and Mila was all dressed up," a source tells the site. "She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends -- this was a full-on date!"

So from TFA we can glean:

FACT: Friends don't touch each other's hands. Ever.
FACT: Mila Kunis doesn't look hot unless she's on a date.

Yep, the facts seem to add up. Can't argue with that.


You forgot that people NEVER hang out with people they were friends with as teenagers. This is America. If a man and a woman are spending time together, they must be having sex.
 
2012-04-17 05:13:43 PM

Vash's Apprentice: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GooberMcFly: Okay, we've got stupid name contractions like "Brangelina". What is theirs? Kuntcheris?

Milashton seems like the more appropriate abbreviation.

So, when are Topher Grace and Laura Prepon getting back together? We can finally try That 90's Show!

Grace-Prepon?
/There's a joke in there...


But of course...


web.me.com
 
2012-04-17 05:14:58 PM

DeaH:
So from TFA we can glean:

FACT: Friends don't touch each other's hands. Ever.
FACT: Mila Kunis doesn't look hot unless she's on a date.

Yep, the facts seem to add up. Can't argue with that.

You forgot that people NEVER hang out with people they were friends with as teenagers. This is America. If a man and a woman are spending time together, they must be having sex.


And if someone is spending time alone, they too are having sex.
 
2012-04-17 05:22:08 PM

LeroyBourne: I thought Justin Timberlake was banging her. yeesh, some people just can't be single for more than a few minutes.
/i wonder what insanely hot woman he's going hook up with next.


Reminds me of my roomate. She jsut cant be single for long so I have to put up with her parade of losers. One jobless freak wanted to move into my house ha ha fat chance of that. I kinda like the current guy but it wont last the week. He has to go back to the Bahamas for his job, scuba instructor.
 
2012-04-17 05:32:14 PM
Well, she was jailbait back when the show was on. Now she's not.
 
2012-04-17 05:38:43 PM
Atheism confidence reaffirmed.
 
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2012-04-17 05:48:36 PM

groppet: LeroyBourne: I thought Justin Timberlake was banging her. yeesh, some people just can't be single for more than a few minutes.
/i wonder what insanely hot woman he's going hook up with next.

Reminds me of my roomate. She jsut cant be single for long so I have to put up with her parade of losers. One jobless freak wanted to move into my house ha ha fat chance of that. I kinda like the current guy but it wont last the week. He has to go back to the Bahamas for his job, scuba instructor.Banging Tourists

 
2012-04-17 05:50:34 PM
And henceforth they shall be known as Milton.
 
2012-04-17 06:01:38 PM
Dumbass.
 
2012-04-17 06:02:12 PM

groppet: LeroyBourne: I thought Justin Timberlake was banging her. yeesh, some people just can't be single for more than a few minutes.
/i wonder what insanely hot woman he's going hook up with next.

Reminds me of my roomate. She jsut cant be single for long so I have to put up with her parade of losers. One jobless freak wanted to move into my house ha ha fat chance of that. I kinda like the current guy but it wont last the week. He has to go back to the Bahamas for his job, scuba instructor.


I can't stand women like that, but I get the sense she's hot, so I can tell you don't really mind having her around....or her hot friends hanging out.
 
2012-04-17 06:03:46 PM
I doubt it.
 
2012-04-17 06:04:17 PM
This thread needs more Mila pics.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 06:05:38 PM

LeroyBourne: groppet: LeroyBourne: I thought Justin Timberlake was banging her. yeesh, some people just can't be single for more than a few minutes.
/i wonder what insanely hot woman he's going hook up with next.

Reminds me of my roomate. She jsut cant be single for long so I have to put up with her parade of losers. One jobless freak wanted to move into my house ha ha fat chance of that. I kinda like the current guy but it wont last the week. He has to go back to the Bahamas for his job, scuba instructor.

I can't stand women like that, but I get the sense she's hot, so I can tell you don't really mind having her around....or her hot friends hanging out.


yes her hot friends do make things better. Just hate it when she shows up at 2 am drunk and hops into my bed with her cat. But eh she is like family almost
 
2012-04-17 06:08:30 PM
Maybe they're just friends with benefits?
 
2012-04-17 06:14:30 PM

apoptotic: And henceforth they shall be known as Milton.


Me like
 
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