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		Batman and Jay-Z team up to solve 99 problems (comicsalliance.com)		41
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Car_Ramrod		2012-04-17 03:27:12 PM

This is effin AWESOME!

jayhawk88		2012-04-17 04:10:47 PM

Typical comic book cover. There's like, 25 problems there, tops.

larrimo		2012-04-17 04:10:59 PM

I only have one problem, and you wouldn't believe what it is...

Grapple		2012-04-17 04:11:18 PM

Really? No, I'm serious, REALLY? WTF

xanadian		2012-04-17 04:27:19 PM

larrimo: I only have one problem, and you wouldn't believe what it is...

Itches. Man, I itch something terrible right now, too.

tankjr		2012-04-17 04:28:06 PM

I give the least amount of farks humanly possible about this.

cgraves67		2012-04-17 04:28:07 PM

It's a good thing they aren't teaming up against catwoman then isn't it?

rougeuxm		2012-04-17 04:32:30 PM

cgraves67: It's a good thing they aren't teaming up against catwoman then isn't it?

wouldn't DogWoman be more apropos?

thecpt		2012-04-17 04:37:18 PM

Son do you know what I'm stopping you fo?

Cause I'm young, and I'm a bat? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? i don't know.

RandomAxe		2012-04-17 04:38:04 PM

Grapple: Really? No, I'm serious, REALLY? WTF

A) It's fairly stupid.

B) But it generates its own buzz. (Obviously.)

C) It might just possibly attract some new repeat readers.

D) Regardless, it will probably be mostly forgotten within two months.

So if you're an exec at DC, yeah, why not? The mistake lies in thinking that they care.

RandomAxe		2012-04-17 04:40:27 PM

Also, I have to say that Comics Alliance vastly underestimates how willing the publishers are to do stuff this stupid, not to say to rip this kind of thing off after Comics Alliance puts it online.

Stay tuned, man. It'll happen.

CygnusDarius		2012-04-17 04:45:22 PM

But, how many biatches are amongst the problems?.

ArtosRC		2012-04-17 04:45:43 PM

I felt disoriented after viewing that cover.

buttery_shame_cave		2012-04-17 04:53:20 PM

the dark knight and the dope knight, joining forces under one roof...

to face the challenges of EVERYDAY LIFE.

coming this fall: batman, jay-z are roommates.

one's a rapper. the other solves crime. together, they'll learn what it takes to be

ROOM-MATES.

/best read in don lafontaine voice.

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T		2012-04-17 05:26:25 PM

SumoJeb		2012-04-17 05:33:43 PM

did I miss something or is it just a cover? Can I read the actual comic?
wtf?!
/confused!
//stoned!!!

smimmy		2012-04-17 05:36:38 PM

rougeuxm: cgraves67: It's a good thing they aren't teaming up against catwoman then isn't it?

wouldn't DogWoman be more apropos?

I don't think she'd be a problem for Jay Z

degenerate-afro		2012-04-17 05:50:05 PM

tankjr: I give the least amount of farks humanly possible about this.

Somehow I doubt that. I'm pretty sure some humans who didn't give a fark about it didn't even bother clicking on the link or expending to effort to comment. Thus you gave more farks than those other humans.

severedtoe		2012-04-17 06:02:52 PM

I bet they could get that list almost cut in half if they could just find those 40 cakes. Thats like 4 tens.

I really want to hear Jay Z talk about 40 cakes.

fishrockcarving		2012-04-17 06:09:22 PM

Oh noes..., Chinese finger trap!!!!11

Tax Boy		2012-04-17 06:13:54 PM

buttery_shame_cave: the dark knight and the dope knight, joining forces under one roof...

to face the challenges of EVERYDAY LIFE.

coming this fall: batman, jay-z are roommates.

one's a rapper. the other solves crime. together, they'll learn what it takes to be

ROOM-MATES.

/best read in don lafontaine voice.

On November 16, Batman was asked to leave his place of residence. That request came from his ward.

Lonely, homeless, and with nowhere else to turn, he went to the home of his friend rapper Jay-Z. Several months earlier, Jay-Z's biatch had kicked him out of his house.

Can the world's greatest detective and the world's best rapper share a tiny Gotham apartment without driving each other crazy?

way south		2012-04-17 06:27:10 PM

Alright... It's chuckle worthy at least.

corridor		2012-04-17 06:35:26 PM

99 problems? That's as many as 9.9 tens and that's not at all terrible!

hogans		2012-04-17 07:05:27 PM

Jason Todd ain't one.

MagSeven		2012-04-17 07:18:51 PM

Grapple: Really? No, I'm serious, REALLY? WTF

RandomAxe: Grapple: Really? No, I'm serious, REALLY? WTF

A) It's fairly stupid.

B) But it generates its own buzz. (Obviously.)

C) It might just possibly attract some new repeat readers.

D) Regardless, it will probably be mostly forgotten within two months.

So if you're an exec at DC, yeah, why not? The mistake lies in thinking that they care.

SumoJeb: did I miss something or is it just a cover? Can I read the actual comic?
wtf?!
/confused!
//stoned!!!

The name of the article is "Great Comics That Never Happened". Infer from that what you will.
/I'll give Sumo a pass because he got high.

Chevello		2012-04-17 07:58:44 PM

Well son, I'll tell ya; I got a HUNDRED and ninety-nine problems, but comic books ain't one of 'em.

lordargent		2012-04-17 08:01:05 PM

thecpt : Cause I'm young, and I'm a bat? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? i don't know.

Cause I'm young, I'm a bat and my cape's real low.

Hawnkee		2012-04-17 08:04:41 PM

The first problem is who the fark is Jay-Z?

lordargent		2012-04-17 08:11:58 PM

I feel bad for you son.

// Ohh wait, batman doesn't have a dad.

Hawnkee

Wow, the ignorance is oozing out of my screen.

It's not like the guy won 14 grammys or founded two recording studios and a clothing line, or co-owns a basketball team or anything.

xcv		2012-04-17 08:41:58 PM

Can't be worse than Eminem and the Punisher.

Fano		2012-04-17 08:43:40 PM

bdub77		2012-04-17 09:02:06 PM

lordargent: Cause I'm young, I'm a bat and my cape's real low.

Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo'
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are
I ain't steppin out of shiat all my paper's legit
Well, do you mind if I look round the batmobile a little bit?
Well my whole car is armored and there's a rocket in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?
Or somebody important or somethin'?
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but my name's Bruce Wayne
And if you fark with me I'll treat like your name is Bane
We'll see how smart you are when the Joker come

Hawnkee		2012-04-17 09:12:46 PM

lordargent: I feel bad for you son.

// Ohh wait, batman doesn't have a dad.

Hawnkee

Wow, the ignorance is oozing out of my screen.

It's not like the guy won 14 grammys or founded two recording studios and a clothing line, or co-owns a basketball team or anything.

lordargent: I feel bad for you son.

// Ohh wait, batman doesn't have a dad.

Hawnkee

Wow, the ignorance is oozing out of my screen.

It's not like the guy won 14 grammys or founded two recording studios and a clothing line, or co-owns a basketball team or anything.

Meh, whatever. The butthurt is starting to ooze out of mine.

If you want to impress me with his "accomplishments", mention his $1m donation to the Red Cross for the Katrina victims. You know, something USEFUL. Besides that, he still don't mean shiat to me.

chewy milk		2012-04-17 10:44:42 PM

Hawnkee: The first problem is who the fark is Jay-Z?

God you must be the coolest

Mawson of the Antarctic		2012-04-17 11:09:14 PM

I cracked up imagining the Riddler saying his line out loud.

I would buy this comic in a heartbeat

ZeroCorpse		2012-04-17 11:55:19 PM

I used to go to the Jay-Zs haunted house in the 80s. They put on a good charity thing. It was fun.

lordargent		2012-04-18 01:24:13 AM

Hawnkee : If you want to impress me with his "accomplishments", mention his $1m donation to the Red Cross for the Katrina victims. You know, something USEFUL.

How did you go from "who the fark is Jay-Z?" to "charity donations" so quickly?

croesius		2012-04-18 11:37:22 AM

"HIT ME!"

"You have 100 problems"

Syllabic		2012-04-18 12:13:03 PM

Hawnkee: Meh, whatever. The butthurt is starting to ooze out of mine.

If you want to impress me with his "accomplishments", mention his $1m donation to the Red Cross for the Katrina victims. You know, something USEFUL. Besides that, he still don't mean shiat to me.

Don't worry, your favorite musician sucks too.

tankjr		2012-04-18 12:40:43 PM

degenerate-afro: tankjr: I give the least amount of farks humanly possible about this.

Somehow I doubt that. I'm pretty sure some humans who didn't give a fark about it didn't even bother clicking on the link or expending to effort to comment. Thus you gave more farks than those other humans.

I give infinite farks about not giving a fark.