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(610 WIOD)   "Oh, and did we mention that the Colombian prostitutes were probably underage?"   (wiod.com) divider line 183
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2012-04-17 12:43:29 PM
Look, she told me she was 13. Isn't that legal in Colombia?
 
2012-04-17 12:45:12 PM
As heard on Newsmax.
 
2012-04-17 12:47:27 PM
That's some hard hitting journalism right there.
 
2012-04-17 12:48:21 PM
Who the hell argues about paying prostitutes? If you are that much of a jackass you deserve to get caught.
 
2012-04-17 12:48:39 PM

James!: As heard on Newsmax.


By the guy who broke the original story?

This MIGHT be credible, even if it IS Newsmax.
 
2012-04-17 12:50:30 PM
So were they underage by Colombian law or by US law? Or both?
 
2012-04-17 12:52:11 PM

Walker: Look, she told me she was 13. Isn't that legal in Colombia?


14 in Columbia.
 
2012-04-17 12:52:52 PM
Hmm, just did some Googlin'.

The age of consent in Colombia is 14. How damn young were these girls?

Also, prostitution is legal in Colombia.

I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.
 
2012-04-17 12:53:01 PM
I'm sorry, but anyone who goes straight to NewsMax with "breaking news" or "bombshell information", likely has neither.
 
2012-04-17 12:53:15 PM

2wolves: Walker: Look, she told me she was 13. Isn't that legal in Colombia?

14 in Columbia.


If there's grass on the field.....
 
2012-04-17 12:53:20 PM

Dexterman: James!: As heard on Newsmax.

By the guy who broke the original story?

This MIGHT be credible, even if it IS Newsmax.


It's possible, but I've donned my skeptical hat.
 
2012-04-17 12:53:59 PM
I guess we will be seeing a few new names on the sex offender registry list
 
2012-04-17 12:54:40 PM

Silly Jesus: Hmm, just did some Googlin'.

The age of consent in Colombia is 14. How damn young were these girls?

Also, prostitution is legal in Colombia.

I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.


They probably have some kind of "Bringing dishonor to the position" clause, but other than that who knows.
 
2012-04-17 12:55:52 PM

James!: Dexterman: James!: As heard on Newsmax.

By the guy who broke the original story?

This MIGHT be credible, even if it IS Newsmax.

It's possible, but I've donned my skeptical hat.


As we all should, regardless of source.
 
2012-04-17 12:56:14 PM
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"Whew. That was close."
 
2012-04-17 12:57:15 PM

cman: I guess we will be seeing a few new names on the sex offender registry list


Blue dot on the white house?
 
2012-04-17 12:57:57 PM
If you're gonna go down, go down hard

/*snert*
 
2012-04-17 12:59:53 PM

Gwendolyn: Who the hell argues about paying prostitutes? If you are that much of a jackass you deserve to get caught.


I once argued about it. I once paid for two chicks at the same while in Korea but the Mama-san thought I meant that I wanted a second girl after I was done with the first. I kept waiting for the other girl to come in after I was going at it with the first but she never did. Once I was finished, I asked for half my money back. She kept trying to get me to go into the room with the second girl. I said no and again asked for my money. After arguing for a few minutes, I gave up and left. When I walked downstairs, the Korean police were just pulling up. I walked by them and went on my way, never to hear about it again.
 
2012-04-17 01:04:26 PM
And did we mention they were underaged ladyboys?
 
2012-04-17 01:04:37 PM
Morals clause, probably. Also, they may have used government funds to procure the hookers. They should be fired for stupidity. They were not on leave. They were in country for security detail.
 
2012-04-17 01:05:02 PM
I'm not shocked that Farkers are quick to point out the legality of prostitution and age of consent in Colombia.
 
2012-04-17 01:06:43 PM
As a former male escort, I always had clients trying to stiff me. Believe me, living in New York City is expensive, and it was hard on me to lose even one paycheck. With the services that prostitutes provide, they need to erect a statue to us, not rip us off. Bologna cannon.
 
2012-04-17 01:07:54 PM

cgraves67: I'm not shocked that Farkers are quick to point out the legality of prostitution and age of consent in Colombia.


Fitting. (new window)
 
2012-04-17 01:07:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-17 01:08:20 PM
Ron Kessler is a credible author. If he says it happened, it happened.
 
2012-04-17 01:09:25 PM

Silly Jesus: I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.


Because if you are a US citizen and travel to another country and have sex with a legal prostitute who is legal age there you can be arrested when you get back.

However if you are a US corporation and go to a foreign country so you can break every labor law and environmental law possible but it is legal there you are fine.

This is such bullshiat.
 
2012-04-17 01:09:43 PM
I think we need pics of those involved to judge the seriousness of the crimes...
 
2012-04-17 01:10:16 PM
By the way, the age of consent in Columbia is 14.
 
2012-04-17 01:11:09 PM
NewsMax so it has to be correct. Right?

So some SS agents (and now it seems, 10 GIs) tried to buy a little tail while in Columbia and waiting for the Prez to arrive. I'm not shore I should give a flying fark. Unless they were hooking up some 14 year old tail for the Prez, I don't see the problem.
 
2012-04-17 01:11:13 PM
"If I had a daughter, they'd look just like the underage Colombian prostitutes my hand-picked security detail haggled with"
 
2012-04-17 01:12:11 PM

ObscureNameHere: I think we need pics of those involved to judge the seriousness of the crimes...


s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-04-17 01:12:12 PM
THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED UNDER A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT


/no, i don't actually believe that
 
2012-04-17 01:12:19 PM

Silly Jesus: Hmm, just did some Googlin'.

The age of consent in Colombia is 14. How damn young were these girls?

Also, prostitution is legal in Colombia.

I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.


Well, if they're under 18, there's this law: 18 USC 2423 (new window) which outlaws a US citizen or permanent residence from traveling foreign commerce to engage in illicit sex acts for pay with someone under the age of 18.
 
2012-04-17 01:12:41 PM

Corvus: Because if you are a US citizen and travel to another country and have sex with a legal prostitute who is legal age there you can be arrested when you get back.


I'm pretty sure that only applies if you go there for the purpose of banging underage kids. The US doesn't care if you hire a prostitute that would be of legal age in the US and more than they care if you smoke pot in Amsterdam.
 
2012-04-17 01:13:04 PM

McManus_brothers: [i.imgur.com image 580x387]


Perfect.
 
2012-04-17 01:13:11 PM

James!: Silly Jesus: I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.

They probably have some kind of "Bringing dishonor to the position" clause


What is the honorable position to use when having sex with a 13-year-old?
 
2012-04-17 01:13:38 PM

Silly Jesus: Hmm, just did some Googlin'.

The age of consent in Colombia is 14. How damn young were these girls?

Also, prostitution is legal in Colombia.

I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.


I could be incorrect, but I believe US Federal law prohibits citizens of the US from traveling to other locations for the purpose of having sex with people under the age of 18, even if legal in that locale. Now, this may not apply since the guys went for work, but it's still quite the scandal- especially with the attention being paid to human trafficking right now.

Ultimately, this was a stupid thing to do for these people (placed in a position of great trust due to their responsibilities regarding the President's safety), and that this became a big deal because one refused to pay the hooker her $47 is just a crowning moment of dumbass.
 
2012-04-17 01:14:14 PM

Prof. Frink: James!: Silly Jesus: I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.

They probably have some kind of "Bringing dishonor to the position" clause

What is the honorable position to use when having sex with a 13-year-old?


The "Carolina Wait 5 Years"?
 
2012-04-17 01:15:34 PM
don't be so ageist
 
2012-04-17 01:16:05 PM

McManus_brothers: [i.imgur.com image 580x387]


Good God that picture is so full of win.
 
2012-04-17 01:16:11 PM

Corvus: Because if you are a US citizen and travel to another country and have sex with a legal prostitute who is legal age there you can be arrested when you get back.


These men were arrested?
 
2012-04-17 01:16:50 PM
There's something disturbing about a guy getting jazzed up to bang a 14 year old. I wonder how he'll view other 14 year olds when he's back.
 
2012-04-17 01:17:04 PM

Silly Jesus: Also, prostitution is legal in Colombia.

I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.


IIRC it is unlawful under US law for a US Citizen/Resident to travel to another country and pay to have sex with an underage person.

/18 USC 2423(b) perhaps?
 
2012-04-17 01:17:16 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED UNDER A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT

/no, i don't actually believe that


Then they'd have been underage boys.

/bad-DUM-tshh
 
2012-04-17 01:17:38 PM
Give 'em a break! It's tough traveling the planet, staying in fancy hotels and banging young hookers on the tax payers dime.
 
2012-04-17 01:17:46 PM

James!: As heard on Newsmax.


This. Breitbart's was wondering if said hookers were male.

Maybe they werent prostitutes at all, maybe they were... ALIENS!

Who cares. If they broke no laws or policies (and I doubt it's written you can't solicit where it's legal, i.e. Nevada). they are gonna get some back-pay.
 
2012-04-17 01:19:19 PM
These Secret Service agents would have never done this if they were working for McCain Palin.
 
2012-04-17 01:20:14 PM

Corvus: Silly Jesus: I'm not quite clear what these guys are in trouble for, unless they did this while on duty or something.

Because if you are a US citizen and travel to another country and have sex with a legal prostitute who is legal age there you can be arrested when you get back.
.


Yes, you could get arrested by agents of the department of Homeland Security which is a very serious US governmental agency whose trusted agents provide the service of secret protection of the president.
 
2012-04-17 01:21:12 PM

Walker: 2wolves: Walker: Look, she told me she was 13. Isn't that legal in Colombia?

14 in Columbia.

If there's grass on the field.....


If there's hair down below, she's good to go.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Can she walk? She's old enough.

/Just kidding! Please don't hurt me.
 
2012-04-17 01:23:29 PM

cgraves67: I'm not shocked that Farkers are quick to point out the legality of prostitution and age of consent in Colombia.


I was briefed on such when travel took me to far away places. Knowledge helps keep your ass out of local lockup. On the other hand dealing with pay ladies is usually just plain dumb.
 
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