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		♪ I got picked in the draft about number two ♫ And I yelled to the reporters, "Yo guys, got stuff to do" ♪ Looked at my kingdom I was ready you see ♫ To sit on my throne as the Prince of DC ♪ (washingtonpost.com)		27
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keepin' weird		2012-04-17 12:28:47 PM

johnnylarue		2012-04-17 01:11:33 PM

Speaking of, how many of you would have played this game (new window) if it was around back in the day?

balki1867		2012-04-17 03:18:52 PM

"A lot of people liken him to Michael Vick because he's a black guy and he's fast, but I just think his mentality - compared to what Mike's was when he came in the league - it's 360. Just totally different. "

Um, yeah. I'm just glad he's better at football than geometry.

netweavr		2012-04-17 03:37:47 PM

[Follow-up] DC fans call for David Carr to take over after RG3's second straight loss.

Gosling		2012-04-17 03:40:30 PM

FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

netweavr		2012-04-17 03:43:43 PM

Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will Smith does something stupid and his rich Uncle saves his ass while everyone pretends to learn an important lesson.

There, I just recited every single episode ever. Except the one where Will Smith's mom does something stupid and her rich brother saves her ass while trying to keep Will Smith in the dark.

CavalierEternal		2012-04-17 03:47:35 PM

Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will's dad reappears, wants to take Will on the road with him, Uncle Phil tells Will's dad what's up, Will's dad leaves again, then...this happens.

/Not Safe For Your Soul

p the boiler		2012-04-17 03:49:15 PM

Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

I can tell you they did the character switch with the mom pretty successfully.

netweavr: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will Smith does something stupid and his rich Uncle saves his ass while everyone pretends to learn an important lesson.

There, I just recited every single episode ever. Except the one where Will Smith's mom does something stupid and her rich brother saves her ass while trying to keep Will Smith in the dark.

solid recap

Harv72b		2012-04-17 03:49:35 PM

Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to ~~tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show~~ recite the lyrics to "The Star Spangled Banner".

NTTAWWT.

/Priorities. Must have them.

facisto		2012-04-17 03:53:35 PM

ZMugg		2012-04-17 03:55:54 PM

p the boiler: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

I can tell you they did the character switch with the mom pretty successfully.

netweavr: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will Smith does something stupid and his rich Uncle saves his ass while everyone pretends to learn an important lesson.

There, I just recited every single episode ever. Except the one where Will Smith's mom does something stupid and her rich brother saves her ass while trying to keep Will Smith in the dark.

solid recap

Forgot 1 detail:

www.demotivationalposters.org

ZMugg		2012-04-17 03:57:30 PM

facisto: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Jazz gets thrown out of the house.

Tried to find a better picture.

_{shakes tiny fist}

netweavr		2012-04-17 04:10:11 PM

CavalierEternal: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will's dad reappears, wants to take Will on the road with him, Uncle Phil tells Will's dad what's up, Will's dad leaves again, then...this happens.

/Not Safe For Your Soul

We do not speak about that episode.

Instead lets talk about the one where Will Smith tries to hustle some hustlers at pool and gets pwned. Then his rich Uncle comes in and saves his ass by hustling the hustlers back. Thereby teaching everyone an important lesson, don't hustle unless you're really good at it.

jlawn001		2012-04-17 04:13:16 PM

If there were a draft about number two, I would hate to be picked.

INeedAName		2012-04-17 04:17:45 PM

netweavr: CavalierEternal: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will's dad reappears, wants to take Will on the road with him, Uncle Phil tells Will's dad what's up, Will's dad leaves again, then...this happens.

/Not Safe For Your Soul

We do not speak about that episode.

Instead lets talk about the one where Will Smith tries to hustle some hustlers at pool and gets pwned. Then his rich Uncle comes in and saves his ass by hustling the hustlers back. Thereby teaching everyone an important lesson, don't hustle unless you're really good at it.

Don't hustle a hustling uncle's hustled nephew?

netweavr		2012-04-17 04:24:00 PM

INeedAName: netweavr: CavalierEternal: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will's dad reappears, wants to take Will on the road with him, Uncle Phil tells Will's dad what's up, Will's dad leaves again, then...this happens.

/Not Safe For Your Soul

We do not speak about that episode.

Instead lets talk about the one where Will Smith tries to hustle some hustlers at pool and gets pwned. Then his rich Uncle comes in and saves his ass by hustling the hustlers back. Thereby teaching everyone an important lesson, don't hustle unless you're really good at it.

Don't hustle a hustling uncle's hustled nephew?

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French Rage		2012-04-17 04:41:57 PM

He better be since that's our first round pick until 2015...

steamingpile		2012-04-17 04:55:29 PM

DeAngelo Hall is a moron.

rudemix		2012-04-17 05:21:52 PM

I still thank Fark for the best comment about RG3 that I have seen. Wish I could give credit where credit is due but I don't know who posted it.. In a thread about sexy Rexy unleashing the Dargon for the Skins someone posted 'So it's RG-3 followed by RG-3-and-out'. That isnt exact but it's close. Hilarious!

SlothB77		2012-04-17 07:07:48 PM

DC sports media were grading the Redskins on their offseason: B+.

For the RG3 trade.

Seriously.

neuroflare		2012-04-17 08:09:42 PM

netweavr: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will Smith does something stupid and his rich Uncle saves his ass while everyone pretends to learn an important lesson.

There, I just recited every single episode ever. Except the one where Will Smith's mom does something stupid and her rich brother saves her ass while trying to keep Will Smith in the dark.

There was also the "let's teach racism" episode when Will and Carlton got pulled over in a benz or some such and were arrested because the cop thought they stole it when neither did anything wrong.

LucklessWonder		2012-04-17 09:25:44 PM

rudemix: I still thank Fark for the best comment about RG3 that I have seen. Wish I could give credit where credit is due but I don't know who posted it.. In a thread about sexy Rexy unleashing the Dargon for the Skins someone posted 'So it's RG-3 followed by RG-3-and-out'. That isnt exact but it's close. Hilarious!

That was me. The wording was "So RG3 will be back up by RG3-and-out" in the Rex Grossman re-signed by 'skins thread

Spazmojack		2012-04-17 09:26:09 PM

SlothB77: DC sports media were grading the Redskins on their offseason: B+.

For the RG3 trade.

Seriously.

It might be a great move on their part. I'd give it an "I" for now, though.

/DC sports media, no matter what else is going on, will find a way to involve the Skins in their discussions. Every single day of the year.
//Would love to see another DC team get a championship just to turn that noise down for 5 minutes or so.

snake_beater		2012-04-17 09:28:34 PM

Anyone else think for a second that the article was going to be about Will Smith being sent to Washington?

donnielove		2012-04-17 09:35:50 PM

neuroflare: netweavr: Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Will Smith does something stupid and his rich Uncle saves his ass while everyone pretends to learn an important lesson.

There, I just recited every single episode ever. Except the one where Will Smith's mom does something stupid and her rich brother saves her ass while trying to keep Will Smith in the dark.

There was also the "let's teach racism" episode when Will and Carlton got pulled over in a benz or some such and were arrested because the cop thought they stole it when neither did anything wrong.

Let's not forget Carlton on speed.

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face		2012-04-17 10:32:24 PM

Gosling: FUN FACT: You are far more likely to get people to recite the Fresh Prince rap, perfectly, than you are to get those same people to be able to tell you what happened in even one single episode of the same show.

Some relative or another marries a white man, Carlton sings 'Jungle Fever'.

The Tom Jones episode.

Not too ashamed to vaguely remember these.

rudemix		2012-04-18 09:40:05 AM

LucklessWonder: rudemix: I still thank Fark for the best comment about RG3 that I have seen. Wish I could give credit where credit is due but I don't know who posted it.. In a thread about sexy Rexy unleashing the Dargon for the Skins someone posted 'So it's RG-3 followed by RG-3-and-out'. That isnt exact but it's close. Hilarious!

That was me. The wording was "So RG3 will be back up by RG3-and-out" in the Rex Grossman re-signed by 'skins thread

You magnificent bastard! Thanks again!

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