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Sybarite		2012-04-17 12:14:13 PM

Some people call me Maurice.

scottydoesntknow		2012-04-17 12:23:26 PM

Shouldn't he be a bah'ing man?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-17 12:32:35 PM

Barking lamb is doing it wrong

/barking mad is more like it

Godscrack		2012-04-17 12:52:37 PM

I just knew Noah was crossbreeding animals.

Cyberluddite		2012-04-17 01:06:49 PM

The 35-year-old man denied that he was yelling, and told the officer some people call him "the holy lamb of God," according to police.

Also, there are some who call him . . ."Tim."

Walker		2012-04-17 01:28:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Shouldn't he be a bah'ing man?

THIS!

Calmamity		2012-04-17 01:46:12 PM

The holy Lab of God.

ArkAngel		2012-04-17 02:03:42 PM

What about a space cowboy? Or a gangster of love?

gopher321		2012-04-17 02:22:57 PM

"Some people call me the holy lamb of God"

Some people=voices in this loon's head

kingoomieiii		2012-04-17 02:25:49 PM

You'll know you've done it right if he slaps you.

i306.photobucket.com

BY THE WAY DO NOT DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR "CHAOSMEN" BY ITSELF

blatz514		2012-04-17 02:59:16 PM

Maybe he was re-enacting that high school basketball inbounds play.

Current Resident		2012-04-17 03:00:44 PM

I read it as a man from a town called Barking.

Not a man that was barking.

blatz514		2012-04-17 03:01:11 PM

Lamb of God?

To realize that this in itself is an ascension
Towards the day we revolt.
oh, as the seeds you've cast away take hold
War will be born.

Felix_T_Cat		2012-04-17 03:03:41 PM

Wouldn't if be bleating then?

/drtfa

Submitted First With a Better Headline		2012-04-17 03:03:50 PM

AKA quit makin' up names for yourself.

abhorrent1		2012-04-17 03:04:04 PM

noise violation bonus? Is that worse then a regular noise violation?

/Farking punctuation, how does it work?

Mentalpatient87		2012-04-17 03:04:53 PM

He's not the only one, to have sunk so far below. He'll post bail tomorrow.

probesport		2012-04-17 03:05:26 PM

Sybarite: Some people call me Maurice.

You speak of the Pompitous of love

lousy screw		2012-04-17 03:08:36 PM

Lamb dog, lamb dog, does whatever a lamb dog does....

SharkTrager		2012-04-17 03:08:57 PM

I was cheering "Holy Lamb of God."

WelldeadLink		2012-04-17 03:11:26 PM

Barking wolf in lamb's clothing?

cgraves67		2012-04-17 03:11:37 PM

'e's barkin' mad!

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-04-17 03:12:31 PM

Sybarite: Some people call me Maurice.

Thank you.

offmymeds		2012-04-17 03:15:09 PM

Tourette's anyone?

MadMonk		2012-04-17 03:17:40 PM

Is he also guessing people's weight, or just barking for the yak lady?

You ever see her?

freewill		2012-04-17 03:21:15 PM

Sybarite: Some people call me Maurice.

Well, I guess there's nothing for me to do here.

ericbo84		2012-04-17 03:22:01 PM

Barking? I thought it was mostly growling / screaming.
upload.wikimedia.org

tarheel07		2012-04-17 03:26:28 PM

ericbo84: Barking? I thought it was mostly growling / screaming.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x550]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward...

Harry Freakstorm		2012-04-17 03:27:20 PM

Sounds like someone needs to be neutered

jmadisonbiii		2012-04-17 03:27:25 PM

Sounds like Prince Mongo (new window) of Memphis (Zambodia)

memphishistory.com

Trance750		2012-04-17 03:29:18 PM

Hey, if Ozzy can bark at the moon....

Retief of the CDT		2012-04-17 03:41:07 PM

If he was howling, easy fix: just put a shepherd's crook on the door.
/in either case, don't let him out . . .

Rufus Lee King		2012-04-17 03:41:10 PM

There is obviously more to this situation than meets the eye.

i1041.photobucket.com

reddc		2012-04-17 03:41:33 PM

Sounds like tourettes

wxboy		2012-04-17 03:49:51 PM

He's mishearing. They're actually saying, "Holy mother of God, shut up already!"

Rufus Lee King		2012-04-17 03:51:32 PM

Retief of the CDT: If he was howling, easy fix: just put a shepherd's crook on the door.
/in either case, don't let him out . . .

Bra-vo!

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Optimal_Illusion		2012-04-17 03:57:42 PM

They call me Mister Tibbs!

CheekyMonkey		2012-04-17 04:02:04 PM

Does he lie down...on Broaooooooaaaaaaadwaaaaaaaay?

dwlf		2012-04-17 04:16:51 PM

I think they sell special collars for this type of thing. Or, in Austin, they shoot you for this type of thing.

chairborne		2012-04-17 04:19:33 PM

DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME! I know a spell that'll make you show your true form! Cave rat taught it to me...

Gyrfalcon		2012-04-17 04:29:53 PM

Call the Dog Whisperer!

Prof. Ann Marion		2012-04-17 04:31:20 PM

Agnes?

Oznog		2012-04-17 04:35:04 PM

Rest assumed, SOME people call me the Holy Lamb of God.

WHO???

SOME people!

squrrelco3		2012-04-17 04:38:55 PM

Sybarite: Some people call me Maurice.

arowberry.com

First thing that popped into my head...

can now leave satisfied...

brantgoose		2012-04-17 04:53:11 PM

Some people call me the Space Cowboy.

dwlf		2012-04-17 05:06:04 PM

brantgoose: Some people call me the Space Cowboy.

Some people call you late to dinner, too ; P

Drubell		2012-04-17 06:12:54 PM

Some call me Tater Salad.

Rufus Lee King		2012-04-17 06:19:49 PM

Should have called Hercules on him.

www.artsconnected.org

wambu		2012-04-17 06:36:42 PM

kingoomieiii: BY THE WAY DO NOT DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR "CHAOSMEN" BY ITSELF

That is so gay.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//oblig