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(Denver Channel)   MIT physics researcher who flew to Colorado for sex with minors able to work out one last problem in loop quantum gravity theory   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 73
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2012-04-17 01:10:25 PM
Well, that saved a lot of the tax payers money. Kudos to him.
 
2012-04-17 01:32:53 PM
They really do pull the best pranks
 
2012-04-17 01:56:34 PM
He wasn't dead until they observed his cell.
 
2012-04-17 01:57:56 PM
Someone maybe had a conversation with him, a discussion.
 
2012-04-17 01:58:02 PM
I always hated physics; good riddance.
 
2012-04-17 01:58:02 PM
Early leader for HOTY?
 
2012-04-17 01:58:44 PM
How many times can 30 go into 12?
 
2012-04-17 01:58:47 PM
According to an arrest affidavit, ICE Department of Homeland Security investigators traced an email handle, "ruthlessmale," to New Haven, Conn., then to Cambridge, and then to Segal.

How coincidental...."ruthlessmale" is the email prefix I put on my resume.
 
2012-04-17 02:00:57 PM
He wasn't actually dead until they opened his cell.
 
2012-04-17 02:01:01 PM
He was a researcher in photovoltaics - trying to find efficient solar panels. So did he commit suicide because of the shame of his sex crime or over the fact that there is no future in solar energy?
 
2012-04-17 02:01:52 PM
It's always sad when a physicist gets entangled in these dark matters.
 
2012-04-17 02:02:07 PM
Dammit that's what I get for not refreshing before posting. I'll just pretend it's an entangled pair of responses.
 
2012-04-17 02:03:05 PM

ty stick: How many times can 30 go into 12?


0, if 30 gets caught before inserting himself into the equation
 
2012-04-17 02:03:21 PM
Homeland security/ICE? Isn't that usually a FBI/state issue. He's a foreign national, but still seems odd.
Well at least they saved some money, so I guess they do something right.
 
2012-04-17 02:03:40 PM
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2012-04-17 02:04:13 PM
He chose the wrong career. If he was a police officer, corporate executive, secret service agent, or politician, he would have been fine.

// Always get your lackeys to supply you with catamites. Getting them yourself is so... working-class.
 
2012-04-17 02:07:27 PM
He was working on solar energy research, so obviously this is all Obama's fault, right?
 
2012-04-17 02:07:39 PM
What got to him? A wave of remorse, or a particle of shame?
 
2012-04-17 02:10:05 PM

ialdabaoth: He chose the wrong career. If he was a police officer, corporate executive, secret service agent, or politician, he would have been fine.

Nonsense. He was hired to harness the sun.

Harnessing two daughters is pretty close.

 
2012-04-17 02:10:29 PM
String theory exists. I can hear the violin, but just barely.
 
2012-04-17 02:11:14 PM
Also, did he fashion the noose from a bed sheet, or an article of clothing? Or did he get some string from someone?

I'm going with the string theory.
 
2012-04-17 02:12:05 PM
Will reportedly change his handle from ruthlessmale to noosewithfail
 
2012-04-17 02:12:15 PM

LeroyBourne: String theory exists. I can hear the violin, but just barely.


Dammit, 45 seconds.
 
2012-04-17 02:12:21 PM

Weigard: He wasn't dead until they observed his cell.


Perhaps he was as lousy a physicist as he was a human being and someone had to hang on his feet.
 
2012-04-17 02:15:12 PM
It was the Mossad.
 
2012-04-17 02:18:09 PM
If this was a female who had done all this...
 
2012-04-17 02:18:29 PM
Nazi lobby returns to Washington as Jewish scientist hangs in prison camp. Coincidence? News at 11.
 
2012-04-17 02:21:55 PM

bentleypm: ">


Ok, after all these years I have to ask... Who is that guy and what movie was it?
 
2012-04-17 02:22:57 PM
Done in one.
 
2012-04-17 02:24:35 PM

Forced Perspective: Early leader for HOTY?


Yes.

/ Not Subby, obviously.
 
2012-04-17 02:27:46 PM

Weigard: He wasn't dead until they observed his cell.


a Feline +1 to you sir...excellent.
 
2012-04-17 02:28:13 PM

Ashtrey: bentleypm: ">

Ok, after all these years I have to ask... Who is that guy and what movie was it?


Powers Boothe in Tombstone (new window).
 
2012-04-17 02:31:54 PM
Oh, that's too bad. I was looking forward to the pleasure of watching him squirm during the trial.
 
2012-04-17 02:32:07 PM
Lets face it. Dude's life was over. All he had in front of him was as lifetime of prison brutality and grey walls. It's a no-brainer to take the easy road out, IMO.

Hard to feel sad for someone trying to sex up a 12 year old. Really this was the most honorable thing he could have done...
 
2012-04-17 02:32:58 PM
DRFA DIND NOT HAVE TO SUBBY THANKS
 
2012-04-17 02:36:54 PM

Optimus Primate: Lets face it. Dude's life was over. All he had in front of him was as lifetime of prison brutality and grey walls. It's a no-brainer to take the easy road out, IMO.


upload.wikimedia.org

A no-brainer, literally. Any MIT genius who can't bust out of jail with two plastic spoons, some toothpaste and page 37 of Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil (untranslated) deserves to go out like a punk.
 
2012-04-17 02:40:38 PM
That's what he gets for having a spooky connection.
 
2012-04-17 02:43:49 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Ashtrey: bentleypm: ">

Ok, after all these years I have to ask... Who is that guy and what movie was it?

Powers Boothe in Tombstone (new window).


Thanks. I've seen most of that movie but always missed that part.
 
2012-04-17 02:53:29 PM
Sandusky, Lasaga, and Neisworth at Pedo State and then this guy?

What is it about tenure attracting teh Pedo?
 
2012-04-17 02:54:13 PM
www.thedenverchannel.com
What incarceration may look like
 
2012-04-17 02:56:03 PM
Geniuses should be exempt from the law. Or something like that.
 
2012-04-17 02:57:42 PM

Mr. Right: He was a researcher in photovoltaics - trying to find efficient solar panels. So did he commit suicide because of the shame of his sex crime or over the fact that there is no future in solar energy?


as a postdoc at an israeli institute in basically the same field---i guess the second?
 
2012-04-17 03:04:45 PM
Since this was a quantum joke deal or something.... If someone had observed him hanging himself would the outcome have been different?
 
2012-04-17 03:15:57 PM

syrynxx: He wasn't actually dead until they opened his cell.


Yes, I was looking for something Schrodingerian in all of this. Thank you.
 
2012-04-17 03:16:33 PM

Urbn: ty stick: How many times can 30 go into 12?

0, if 30 gets caught before inserting himself into the equation


He was an MIT physics researcher. I wonder if he tried screwing anybody who was being born?
www.eatliver.com
 
2012-04-17 03:16:34 PM
String Him Up Theory?
 
2012-04-17 03:16:40 PM

Weigard: He wasn't dead until they observed his cell.


www.michaelnus.com
 
2012-04-17 03:20:31 PM
has apparently killed himself in prison,

Stabbed himself in the back 30 times after binding his hands and feet.
 
2012-04-17 03:27:25 PM
Dude, 12 year olds. Not cool.
 
2012-04-17 03:27:47 PM
One under the age of 12. Awesome.
 
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