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(Huffington Post)   Mitt Romney gets the coveted Ted Nugent endorsement; "The Obama administration is wiping its ass with the Constitution"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 334
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2012-04-17 04:13:02 PM

I_Am_Weasel: ManateeGag: Ted is just upset that Obamacare doesn't cover Cat Scratch Fever.

Apparently only Pantera has done that.


Fudge Tunnel did too.

/bringin' it back to the butt!
//oh and Uncle Ted's a sick asshole
///did it again!!!
 
2012-04-17 04:13:05 PM

gimmegimme: Ted Nugent isn't very understanding. Maybe the Administration doesn't know how to use the three seashells:

[www.i-mockery.com image 400x207]


I always forget, which seashell do you push if your provided aide is too old?
 
2012-04-17 04:13:11 PM

Jackson Herring: Seriously though,

Nugent was more direct. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said.


Hell, if Obama promised as much in a televised speech, we'd have ourselves an honest-to-god landslide victory for the big O.
 
2012-04-17 04:13:15 PM

Biological Ali: That's pretty bad. Wiping your ass with the constitution isn't in the constitution.


Oddly enough, however, it is in the Magna Carta
 
2012-04-17 04:13:30 PM
Why don't Democrats follow what's specifically in the constitution?

Things like:

Declaring official language of the US.
Defining the legal definition of marriage instead of allowing states to do that.
Defining when a person is alive or a person is dead.


Those are all federal powers right enumerated in the constitution right? Because they must be because Republicans talk about federal laws for them all the time. And they would NEVER think you can do something not specifically listed in the constitution.
 
2012-04-17 04:14:14 PM

InmanRoshi: Does anyone know what Thin Lizzy's bass player's thoughts are on the Burmese refugee influx in Northern Thailand?


Well, he's been dead for 15 years or so. I imagine he'd need a couple of days to catch up before opining.
 
2012-04-17 04:14:38 PM
Well, the GOP does kind of have the country in a stranglehold.
 
2012-04-17 04:15:52 PM

EyeballKid: Jackson Herring: Seriously though,

Nugent was more direct. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said.

Hell, if Obama promised as much in a televised speech, we'd have ourselves an honest-to-god landslide victory for the big O.


why would obama want to kill ted nugent
 
2012-04-17 04:16:40 PM
shut up and sing?
 
2012-04-17 04:17:13 PM
Nugent was more direct. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said.

Lulz. So when April of 2013 rolls around, can we start a letter bomb movement or something, reminding Sweaty of his words?
 
2012-04-17 04:17:46 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: El_Frijole_Blanco: Never mind the constitution what the hell does Ted Nugent know about ass wiping

One word: leaves


nekom: El_Frijole_Blanco: Never mind the constitution what the hell does Ted Nugent know about ass wiping

I'd imagine he uses leaves and such.


I think it was a joke about Nugent's draft dodging. He admitted that he literally sh*t his pants to avoid service.
 
2012-04-17 04:18:48 PM

sprawl15: EyeballKid: Jackson Herring: Seriously though,

Nugent was more direct. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said.

Hell, if Obama promised as much in a televised speech, we'd have ourselves an honest-to-god landslide victory for the big O.

why would obama want to kill ted nugent


Because Ted Nugent is White.
 
2012-04-17 04:19:25 PM
syrynxx: Saying Obama doesn't respect the Constitution doesn't show much Intelligence.
Implying a death threat about a President with so much Charisma if Obama gets reelected doesn't show much Wisdom.
He'll need a lot of Dexterity and Strength to protect his cornhole in Federal PMITA prison


Clever.
 
2012-04-17 04:20:18 PM
i.imgur.com

I'm pretty tired of Hollywood liberal elites like Ted Nugent thinking that just because he can sing he has some important political insight. Like Laura says, just "Shut Up and Sing!", Ted!
 
2012-04-17 04:20:34 PM
I don't care what Ted Nugget or any other redneck fear monger has to say about President Obama.

reason being this guy actually voted for McCain/Palin, he's obviously off his meds & has been for quite some time.

/that's right, Nugget.
 
2012-04-17 04:22:19 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves:
languid, disinterested handy

Or "landy" for short.
 
2012-04-17 04:22:42 PM
WASHINGTON April 17 (Reuters) - Republican candidate Mitt Romney's campaign called for civility on Tuesday after aging rock star Ted Nugent made an apparent threat against President Barack Obama before an audience of U.S. gun lobbyists.

First of all, "aging rock star"? True but also funny. Reuters has its snarky pants on today.

Second of all, the Romney campaign obviously remembers the damage that the crazypants Palin supporters did to McCain's campaign last time around, and they're trying to get on top of it early. Good luck with that.
 
2012-04-17 04:23:27 PM

sprawl15:
why would obama want to kill ted nugent


The same 2 reasons any body wants to kill Ted Nugent. Either

a) Ted Nugent's playing guitar.

or

b) Ted Nugent's talking.
 
2012-04-17 04:24:38 PM

Isitoveryet: I don't care what Ted Nugget or any other redneck fear monger has to say about President Obama.

reason being this guy actually voted for McCain/Palin, he's obviously off his meds & has been for quite some time.

/that's right, Nugget.


I wonder what a Ted Nugget would taste like.

Maybe we should Kill 'im and Grill 'im
 
2012-04-17 04:25:10 PM

Jackson Herring: Nugent was more direct. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said.


Considering what he did to get out of Vietnam, what do you think he'll do to get out of jail?
 
2012-04-17 04:26:42 PM

JerseyTim: That's pretty hard to do after he burned it.

[img.ibtimes.com image 581x720]


Oh jesus. That reminds me of the statue my uncle made of Bush emptying a pebble from his boot into his hat, which was meant "to symbolize his riddance of evil in the world" (new window)

His words. The expression on his face, the title, it is all priceless. Or $795.00 if yer dumb.
 
2012-04-17 04:27:57 PM

BMulligan: InmanRoshi: Does anyone know what Thin Lizzy's bass player's thoughts are on the Burmese refugee influx in Northern Thailand?

Well, he's been dead for 15 years or so. I imagine he'd need a couple of days to catch up before opining.


Even then I think it'd still be "Braaaaaaaaaaains..."
 
2012-04-17 04:28:24 PM

magusdevil: Jackson Herring: Nugent was more direct. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said.

Considering what he did to get out of Vietnam, what do you think he'll do to get out of jail?


Get raped all the way to the hospital?
 
2012-04-17 04:30:13 PM

Salt Lick Steady: JerseyTim: That's pretty hard to do after he burned it.

[img.ibtimes.com image 581x720]

Oh jesus. That reminds me of the statue my uncle made of Bush emptying a pebble from his boot into his hat, which was meant "to symbolize his riddance of evil in the world" (new window)

His words. The expression on his face, the title, it is all priceless. Or $795.00 if yer dumb.

Air of Competence

?

That's satire, right?
 
2012-04-17 04:30:56 PM
Ah the coveted endorsement from the man who has repeatedly said he will shove an AR-15 down Obama's throat and empty the clip if they ever meet in person. This won't come back to bite Romney at all.
 
2012-04-17 04:31:45 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 218x300]

I'm pretty tired of Hollywood liberal elites like Ted Nugent thinking that just because he can sing he has some important political insight. Like Laura says, just "Shut Up and Sing!", Ted!


I like how she threw the UN in there. It's like putting buzzwords on your resume.
 
2012-04-17 04:31:49 PM
I would have a certain amount of faith in Ted for certain things; what makes a good muzzleloader, four-wheel drive vehicles for actual off-road use and BBQ sauce about covers it.

Note the word "politics" appears nowhere in there.

Ted has cultivated an image and lifestlye of being just a notch shy of neanderthal. Why would I trust his judgement on something he clearly has not identified himself as knowing a damned thing about?
 
2012-04-17 04:33:17 PM

Salt Lick Steady: JerseyTim: That's pretty hard to do after he burned it.

[img.ibtimes.com image 581x720]

Oh jesus. That reminds me of the statue my uncle made of Bush emptying a pebble from his boot into his hat, which was meant "to symbolize his riddance of evil in the world" (new window)

His words. The expression on his face, the title, it is all priceless. Or $795.00 if yer dumb.


Why would he want to put evil in his hat?
 
2012-04-17 04:33:25 PM

Salt Lick Steady: JerseyTim: That's pretty hard to do after he burned it.

[img.ibtimes.com image 581x720]

Oh jesus. That reminds me of the statue my uncle made of Bush emptying a pebble from his boot into his hat, which was meant "to symbolize his riddance of evil in the world" (new window)

His words. The expression on his face, the title, it is all priceless. Or $795.00 if yer dumb.


...What...what is this? I don't even....
 
2012-04-17 04:33:26 PM
From the brilliant mind behind the lyrics to "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang".
 
2012-04-17 04:34:10 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: That's satire, right?


Nope.

It's especially funny when you see the sort of shiat he paints:

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-17 04:34:38 PM

JerseyTim: That's pretty hard to do after he burned it.


Name 5 things troll boy
 
2012-04-17 04:35:19 PM
Remember, when the Dixie Chicks get political they should shut up and sing but when Ted Nugent gets political then all the Republicans climax at once in a virtual circle jerk.
 
2012-04-17 04:36:37 PM
Seriously, f*ck the Nuge. Stop submitting stories about him.

He doesn't need to have any of your attention.
 
2012-04-17 04:39:13 PM

Glenford: Isn't this the same guy who shiat his pants in order to dodge the draft?


He probably had "other priorities" at the time.

/like banging 13 year olds.
 
2012-04-17 04:39:25 PM

someonelse: Why would he want to put evil in his hat?


I DON'T KNOW. It's a Texas thing ... ?

*Also, I would like to clarify my former post by saying his paintings aren't shiat, I like most of them. It's just...wierd shiat.
 
2012-04-17 04:40:50 PM
Romney has made his response: "Both sides are bad... vote Republican"
 
2012-04-17 04:41:56 PM
you can only blow a dog whistle for so long before you end up with pissed off dogs attacking anything they see...

I wonder what these professional RW propagandists will do if their audience starts acting on all the BS they've been shoveled.
There's a lot of folks out there that sincerely believe Obama is destroying America...which is ridiculous. They've been fed a diet of hyperbole whipped up by people who benefit from the ignorance
 
2012-04-17 04:43:20 PM
i601.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 04:43:49 PM

unexplained bacon: you can only blow a dog whistle for so long before you end up with pissed off dogs attacking anything they see...

I wonder what these professional RW propagandists will do if their audience starts acting on all the BS they've been shoveled.
There's a lot of folks out there that sincerely believe Obama is destroying America...which is ridiculous. They've been fed a diet of hyperbole whipped up by people who benefit from the ignorance


They're going to stand there, mouths agape, saying "WTF is happening?" as they're swarmed under by the rampaging mob.
 
2012-04-17 04:44:08 PM

sprawl15: magusdevil: Jackson Herring: Nugent was more direct. "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," he said.

Considering what he did to get out of Vietnam, what do you think he'll do to get out of jail?

Get raped all the way to the hospital?


Fingers crossed
 
2012-04-17 04:44:51 PM

Pincy: Remember, when the Dixie Chicks get political they should shut up and sing but when Ted Nugent gets political then all the Republicans climax at once in a virtual circle jerk.


I liked Alice Cooper's take. He was a Palin supporter at one time, but flat out said that if you look to rock stars for political insight, you are an idiot.

Then again, Alice continues to write and record music. Ted seems content at being a has-been.
 
2012-04-17 04:46:09 PM

InmanRoshi: Does anyone know what Thin Lizzy's bass player's thoughts are on the Burmese refugee influx in Northern Thailand?


If you mean Phil Lynott, he's been dead for decades. Sorry.
 
2012-04-17 04:46:21 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I'm holding out to see what the rest of the barely mediocre washed up musician community thinks.


Yah, I know what Dave Mustaine and Nugent think, what about Axl Rose? Get him onboard and we'll have a quorum.
 
2012-04-17 04:46:31 PM

Salt Lick Steady: Philip Francis Queeg: That's satire, right?

Nope.

It's especially funny when you see the sort of shiat he paints:

Link (new window)


I'm bookmarking this to jerk it to later.
 
2012-04-17 04:47:18 PM
Ted NugentTM Brand anger brings 20% more adrenaline than the leading national brands!

Compare us to LimbaughTM, CoulterTM, or Chuck NorrisTM brands! Our unique anger and ignorance blend will have you pulling your teeth out with vice-grips in no time!
 
2012-04-17 04:48:25 PM

Salt Lick Steady: Philip Francis Queeg: That's satire, right?

Nope.

It's especially funny when you see the sort of shiat he paints:

Link (new window)


lorindesigns.fineartworld.com

WTF?
 
2012-04-17 04:50:33 PM

Pincy: So he'll either be dead or in jail within the year? I'm OK with this.


I see that as a thinly veiled threat that he'd try to kill Obama. Maybe the Secret Service should pay him a visit. And refuse to pay him for the buttsecks afterwards.
 
2012-04-17 04:50:37 PM
Why does the media continue to give idiots like Ted Nugent a national stage to spew his hatred and stupidity? Nugent is the poster-child for "no longer relevent" Even that is giving him more credit that he deserves as he hasn't been relevant since his last hit back when Carter was President.
 
2012-04-17 04:51:12 PM
His music sucks, so why do I care?
 
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