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(Patch)   We have a 429. I repeat a 429. PORT-A-POTTY DOWN. CODE BLUE JUICE   (lagrange.patch.com) divider line 55
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2012-04-17 01:26:47 PM
La Grange Public Works employees lifted it back up and the toilet was put inside a gate for safety.

And I hope no one challenged the gate.
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2012-04-17 02:24:50 PM
Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.


Does that work? Just ignore them and they'll go away?
 
2012-04-17 02:34:14 PM
This sounds like the worst police dept. ever..
 
2012-04-17 02:34:53 PM

timujin: Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.

Does that work? Just ignore them and they'll go away?


Till they come back with a warrant and a SWAT team and shoot your dog.
 
2012-04-17 02:35:13 PM
Everybody just settle down, the crazy man has been told to stop yelling and throwing things.
 
2012-04-17 02:38:12 PM
My first day at my first Burning Man, we experienced one of those "weather events" for which the Black Rock desert is (in)famous, namely a 70-80mph wind storm that blew up out of a clear sky with almost no warning and lasted a few hours. Fortunately my camp was able to secure its stuff and hide in the 35 ft rental truck we'd driven it all out in. Others were not so lucky. Least lucky of all was the BLM ranger who was answering nature's call in a port-a-potty when the first massive wind gust hit and toppled it. Not only did he break a couple ribs, but he earned the nickname "Smurf" which I have no doubt he will be forced to carry for the rest of his professional life.
 
2012-04-17 02:38:28 PM

timujin: Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.

Does that work? Just ignore them and they'll go away?


thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com

/hot like the women playing underaged women in the movie
//no, i didn't see it, nor do i ever have any inclination to see it
 
2012-04-17 02:39:48 PM
I just wanna know a how how how how it was knocked over, is that so much to ask?
 
2012-04-17 02:40:02 PM
An expert eye witness on the selling of drugs in the park.
Someone has been watching too much television.
 
2012-04-17 02:40:11 PM
cache.boston.com
//Hot like Carl
 
2012-04-17 02:40:46 PM
Ahem.

It's called a Code Brown, submitter, if it's faecal related.
 
2012-04-17 02:43:51 PM

I read fark for the pics: This sounds like the worst police dept. ever..


Seriously, I think it was written by someone who hates the police, because each item made them look like incompetent farktards. Or maybe they ARE just incompetent farktards.

Either way, A+++++ would read again.
 
2012-04-17 02:45:43 PM
What kind of bike was it? WHAT KIND!!!
 
2012-04-17 02:46:34 PM
Life sure has slowed down there since they closed the Chicken Ranch
 
2012-04-17 02:47:13 PM
The man, who is homeless, was told to stop yelling and throwing items at people.

Now, Otis, you'd better listen to Andy!
 
2012-04-17 02:49:37 PM
A man was reported standing in front of Village Hall, 53 S. La Grange Road, yelling and throwing rocks at passers-by at about 9:45 p.m

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemaqjP0Oe1qa750u.jpg
 
2012-04-17 02:49:37 PM

timujin: Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.

Does that work? Just ignore them and they'll go away?


I think it might. We had a crazy neighbor that lived upstairs from us and she would pound on the wood floor all night with a lead pipe and keep us awake. Cops told me they couldn't do anything even with a recording because she wouldn't answer the door when they knocked.
 
2012-04-17 02:49:59 PM

ericbo84: I just wanna know a how how how how it was knocked over, is that so much to ask?


www.topcultured.com
 
2012-04-17 02:50:20 PM
A man was reported standing in front of Village Hall, 53 S. La Grange Road, yelling and throwing rocks at passers-by at about 9:45 p.m

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2012-04-17 02:51:36 PM
Years ago I helped move one of those things and got the chemicals on my hands.

I have never been so sick in my life.

Well, maybe once or twice on tequila.
 
2012-04-17 02:52:13 PM

jmadisonbiii: A man was reported standing in front of Village Hall, 53 S. La Grange Road, yelling and throwing rocks at passers-by at about 9:45 p.m

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Damn, it WAS Ernest T. Bass, not Otis. Good call.
 
2012-04-17 02:55:13 PM

Magorn: My first day at my first Burning Man, we experienced one of those "weather events" for which the Black Rock desert is (in)famous, namely a 70-80mph wind storm that blew up out of a clear sky with almost no warning and lasted a few hours. Fortunately my camp was able to secure its stuff and hide in the 35 ft rental truck we'd driven it all out in. Others were not so lucky. Least lucky of all was the BLM ranger who was answering nature's call in a port-a-potty when the first massive wind gust hit and toppled it. Not only did he break a couple ribs, but he earned the nickname "Smurf" which I have no doubt he will be forced to carry for the rest of his professional life.


I was at Riverfest back in 96 or so, sunday night, after the fireworks... The portolets are just completely full by this point, and this throng of humanity comes up from the waterfront trying to get to their cars before traffic gets bad.

Some guys "friends" thought it would be funny to rush a group of portolets, and push them backwards while he was in one of them. 5 guys push foward, and 100 push back from the other side, and this whole row of bolted together port-o-lets... filled to the brim, tip forward on their doors.

It took over an hour to get a tow truck in to pull them back up so the doors could be opened.

I would have just killed myself.
 
2012-04-17 02:57:35 PM
This place sounds like a great place to live. No major crimes and the police never catch anyone for little stuff?
 
2012-04-17 02:58:12 PM
Dogs on the Loose

A medium-sized brown dog was reported at 3:09 p.m. April 8 on the loose at 48th Street and Eighth Avenue. A La Grange police officer reported seeing that same dog at about 6:54 p.m. on the 600 block of Eighth Avenue, but said the dog almost bit him and he could not get close.

A brown dog running loose was reported at about 11:21 a.m. April 6 on the 800 block of Ninth Avenue, at about 7:55 a.m. that same day on 50th Street from 11th Avenue and at about 7:02 a.m. April 8 on the 700 block of Eighth Avenue. In the last case, the dog was described as a pit bull. Police did not indicate whether it was the same dog in all the incidents, but did say a dog had been running loose in that area for several days.


memepics.com
 
2012-04-17 02:59:52 PM

timujin: Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.

Does that work? Just ignore them and they'll go away?


I was wondering that too. How is that even possible? The police are not vampires; if they want to come in, they're going to come in.
 
2012-04-17 02:59:58 PM
Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.


Should have waited 10 minutes came back and yelled, "Pizza Delivery!"

/delivering you pizza-faced brats to PMITA jail for the night
 
2012-04-17 03:04:08 PM
cdn.screenrant.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-04-17 03:05:00 PM

ericbo84: I just wanna know a how how how how it was knocked over, is that so much to ask?


images.free-extras.com
/oh the humanity
//p'shopped, of course
///true and not p'shopped: friend and fellow balloon pilot landed in a field about half a mile away from where I had the chase vehicle parked. She called over the radio that it was just a touch-and-go and she'd be taking off soon. Due to a low intervening hill I could see all of the balloon except the basket. So she takes back off after a couple of minutes, flies some more and eventually lands behind a house. The local fire dept., overly cautious, beat us there and when we arrived she was explaining to them that everything was OK, normal landing, nobody hurt. As soon as they left she reached into the basket and pulled out a watermelon. She had cut it from the field she had landed in before.
////mystery watermelon theft? Blame a balloon. Crop circles too
 
2012-04-17 03:06:12 PM
Watching Russ Meyers' classic movie "Wild Gals of the Naked West" and I am enjoying this thread.
 
2012-04-17 03:06:56 PM

StrangeQ: timujin: Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.

Does that work? Just ignore them and they'll go away?

I was wondering that too. How is that even possible? The police are not vampires; if they want to come in, they're going to come in.


They can't come in unless invited, they have probable cause, or they have a warrant.
 
2012-04-17 03:08:32 PM

Ashtrey: This place sounds like a great place to live. No major crimes and the police never catch anyone for little stuff?


Seriously, that blotter reads like some sort police bizzarro land. Some crazy guy is throwing rocks and bottles at random passersby; they show up and ask him to please stop throw things at people. A cop finds a stray dog that acted aggressive and tried to bite...and he DIDN'T put a bullet in its head. They get a report of a drug transaction in a park, show up to find a lone person in the park...and issue him a ticket for being in the park after hours and send him on his way. And then they found a stolen bicycle. Are we sure this place is real?
 
2012-04-17 03:09:20 PM
Did they use the blue juice to set a dead hairdresser on fire?
 
2012-04-17 03:11:39 PM

oh_please: jmadisonbiii: A man was reported standing in front of Village Hall, 53 S. La Grange Road, yelling and throwing rocks at passers-by at about 9:45 p.m

[media.tumblr.com image 500x289]

Damn, it WAS Ernest T. Bass, not Otis. Good call.


So, I was thinking about maybe going to the filling station for a pop, then home for a quick nap and maybe go to Thelma Lou's later and watch some t.v. Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to do.

What do you think Anj?

Think about what Barn?

I was thinking about maybe going to the filling station for a pop, then home for a quick nap and maybe go to Thelma Lou's later and watch some t.v.
 
2012-04-17 03:15:46 PM
Sounds like a full schedule for Sheriff Taylor and Deputy Fife...

/Also sounds like the town I grew up in back in the day.
 
2012-04-17 03:18:13 PM

bingethinker: Did they use the blue juice to set a dead hairdresser on fire?


Nice...

Unrelated to the story, am I the only one getting really sick of the blatant car commercials scripted into every episode?
 
2012-04-17 03:18:58 PM

Shadow Blasko: Some guys "friends" thought it would be funny to rush a group of portolets, and push them backwards while he was in one of them. 5 guys push foward, and 100 push back from the other side, and this whole row of bolted together port-o-lets... filled to the brim, tip forward on their doors.


I uh wut?
 
2012-04-17 03:33:24 PM
i588.photobucket.com
what a 429 might look like
 
2012-04-17 03:35:53 PM

trappedspirit: Shadow Blasko: Some guys "friends" thought it would be funny to rush a group of portolets, and push them backwards while he was in one of them. 5 guys push foward, and 100 push back from the other side, and this whole row of bolted together port-o-lets... filled to the brim, tip forward on their doors.

I uh wut?


Sorry, I did not describe it well.

The port-o-lets are setup on the sidewalk. Behind them is the park, and the riverfront.

College assholes push them backwards while their friend is in one. The throng of humanity coming back from the riverfront BEHIND the port o lets sees them tilting back towards them, and pushes forward. Port O lets (a group of 5 or 6, bolted together) go forward onto their doors.
 
2012-04-17 03:58:51 PM

timujin: Can't Shut Down Party

La Grange police went at about 11:04 p.m. April 5 to a home on the 0-100 block of north Stone Avenue for a complaint of a loud teenage party. Police said they could not contact anyone in the home and the occupants refused to open the door.

Does that work? Just ignore them and they'll go away?


The fark? Thats what I was wondering.
I thought this usualy ended with the door being kicked in, a 12 year old being tasered, and a dog being shot.

*Loud ass obnoxious bass thumping being heard from 4 blocks away*
Police: *knock knock* Police! We have a noise complaint!
Door: Fark you!
Police: Um...I've never had this happen, what do we do now?
Police 2: Krispy Kreme is open...

Way to just give up there, Lou.
 
2012-04-17 04:56:54 PM
a haw, haw, haw, haw
a haw haw

/Beard doesn't have a beard.
 
2012-04-17 05:02:16 PM
I've had to make that call to the cops. I didn't know it was a "429" thanks!
 
2012-04-17 07:12:46 PM
morgen_benner

bingethinker: Did they use the blue juice to set a dead hairdresser on fire?

Nice...

Unrelated to the story, am I the only one getting really sick of the blatant car commercials scripted into every episode?


Yeah, pretty annoying. I can't wait for the episode where somebody finds gross human remains in a Toyota dealership, so they can plug the entire lineup while they question the suspects.
 
2012-04-17 07:18:43 PM
Years ago at an air show at NAS Willow Grove, PA, one of the Navy pilots was using a port-a-potty as the show was concluding. The port-a-potty contractor was using a fork lift to remove the units and picked up the one containing the aviator. A few days later, his fellow aviators presented him with a pair of gold wings featuring an outhouse.
 
2012-04-17 07:24:10 PM
Eww.
 
2012-04-17 07:28:57 PM
Code Blue Juice. Headline of the year.

Also, if I was stuck in a tipped over porta potty, I would never feel the same. I mean, just....Ewwwwwww.
 
2012-04-17 07:32:24 PM

Yaxe: Code Blue Juice. Headline of the year.

Also, if I was stuck in a tipped over porta potty, I would never feel the same. I mean, just....Ewwwwwww.


After seeing what I saw that day (and smelling it) I will not go in one without a knife to cut myself out in the event of just such an emergency.
 
2012-04-17 07:41:06 PM

Shadow Blasko: Yaxe: Code Blue Juice. Headline of the year.

Also, if I was stuck in a tipped over porta potty, I would never feel the same. I mean, just....Ewwwwwww.

After seeing what I saw that day (and smelling it) I will not go in one without a knife to cut myself out in the event of just such an emergency.


Dude,

Go through the air vent.

Knife necessary?

Not really...

;)

P.S. Or power-pow through the door, if necessary...i suspect i can penetrate this door...;)
 
2012-04-17 07:42:00 PM

Indubitably: Shadow Blasko: Yaxe: Code Blue Juice. Headline of the year.

Also, if I was stuck in a tipped over porta potty, I would never feel the same. I mean, just....Ewwwwwww.

After seeing what I saw that day (and smelling it) I will not go in one without a knife to cut myself out in the event of just such an emergency.

Dude,

Go through the air vent.

Knife necessary?

Not really...

;)

P.S. Or power-pow through the door, if necessary...i suspect i can penetrate this door...;)


Two winks cancel out winks. No winks in play.
 
2012-04-17 08:30:38 PM
I was between jobs back in the mid-80's and decided being a camp counselor for the summer might be fun. It was -- right up until a fat kid was in the shiatter and some other kids tumped it over.

I drug the kid over to the outside shower, pulled the trash can in with me, told him to strip and toss the clothes, then handed him a new bar of soap and told him to wash until he ran out of soap or I told him to stop.

Fortunately, the blue stuff didn't stain him, and the kids who did it were forced to hike down to the main camp area and bring back his suitcase, which had just been packed up and driven down there on the truck.

Also saw a porta-pooper get sucked up by a mini-tornado, spun around about 30-40 feet in the air, then dropped with a splat in the middle of a parking lot.
 
2012-04-17 08:48:12 PM
La Grange...

They gotta lotta nice girls...
 
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