He had another kid since being outed on Hard Knocks as being unable to name the ones he already had?

Di Atribe: Who cares. This isn't sports, it's drama. Pbbbbbbbbbt

No, it's 10 kids with 10 different baby mamas. Drama is when your wife overreacts when you leave the toilet seat up.

Even with an NFL salary I wonder how much cash he has after paying all that child support.

I think when asked the question, Cromartie finished his answer with "and that other one".

Hershey Highway Patrol: Even with an NFL salary I wonder how much cash he has after paying all that child support.



'Bout tree-fiddy.

The NFL should offer free vasectomies at the rookie meetings where they go over all that financial stuff.

Check the story below! Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets! How is this not national news???

The oldest one is only 5. Dude has done all that in 5 years.

Scott Skiles is impressed.

SlothB77: Tyler?

Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

And who wouldn't want to name their kid after America's most perfect child.


/Tyler is special, Tyler is wonderfuuuuuul
//_tyler

What does he do on fathers day ? Just have'em all meet at Chuck.E.Cheese's ?

/would say obscure, but...

/It's Jurzie, according to the article I read this morning.

In all fairness, I would have trouble remembering those names too.

"Fatherless, living in section 8 housing and on food stamps when babby daddy's career is over"

MilesTeg SmartestFunniest 2012-04-17 03:20:25 PM

/would say obscure, but...


Well look at that cute little bastard.

There is virtually zero chance that we are NOT reading an article about how broke he is within 16 months of playing his last down in the NFL.

Instead of trying to lynch a Hispanic man for a self-defense capping of a gang-banger...maybe its time for Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Black Panthers, and others to address this issue of BBK (Bastard Black Kids).

This is ridiculous...and not the first time this has happened w a black athlete. And don't feed me the "its our culture" BS

Guaranteed this dude goes broke in a few years, and our tax dollars will be going to support this farkwad's love childrens and babby mamas. And, more than likely, these kids will be the gov't responsibility when they become adults

UCFRoadWarrior: Instead of trying to lynch a Hispanic man for a self-defense capping of a gang-banger...maybe its time for Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Black Panthers, and others to address this issue of BBK (Bastard Black Kids).

This is ridiculous...and not the first time this has happened w a black athlete. And don't feed me the "its our culture" BS

Guaranteed this dude goes broke in a few years, and our tax dollars will be going to support this farkwad's love childrens and babby mamas. And, more than likely, these kids will be the gov't responsibility when they become adults

So let's expand birth control.

12349876: UCFRoadWarrior: Instead of trying to lynch a Hispanic man for a self-defense capping of a gang-banger...maybe its time for Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Black Panthers, and others to address this issue of BBK (Bastard Black Kids).

This is ridiculous...and not the first time this has happened w a black athlete. And don't feed me the "its our culture" BS

Guaranteed this dude goes broke in a few years, and our tax dollars will be going to support this farkwad's love childrens and babby mamas. And, more than likely, these kids will be the gov't responsibility when they become adults

So let's expand birth control.

That is a start.

I'm not Rick Santorum or the Pope, so no prob with birth control. First start w a vasectomy for Cro

UCFRoadWarrior: Instead of trying to lynch a Hispanic man for a self-defense capping of a gang-banger...maybe its time for Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Black Panthers, and others to address this issue of BBK (Bastard Black Kids).

This is ridiculous...and not the first time this has happened w a black athlete. And don't feed me the "its our culture" BS

Guaranteed this dude goes broke in a few years, and our tax dollars will be going to support this farkwad's love childrens and babby mamas. And, more than likely, these kids will be the gov't responsibility when they become adults


Maybe we should deny assistance to women that don't marry the daddy. I think we have seen enough of this to detect a pattern here,

If the woman knows she is going to shafted (sorry) by the relationship, with no help from the tax payer, she might decide to deny the hoohaw. (cool song)

Tebow was traded March 22nd, but its BREAKING NEWS on April 15th !? LMFAO.

Funny thing is he will probably still find women to churn more kids out with.

Di Atribe: UCFRoadWarrior: I'm not Rick Santorum or the Pope, so no prob with birth control. First start w a vasectomy for Cro

Cro gets to have as many babies as he wants. Not you or anyone has the right to tell him what to do. He's not breaking the law.

DavidVincent: Maybe we should deny assistance to women that don't marry the daddy. I think we have seen enough of this to detect a pattern here,

Oooooooooh forced marriage! EVEN BETTER IDEA!

You're both idiots.


It's not a forced marriage. She is free to take little babby and move in with her parents or get a job and pay day care to take care of the runty during the day. If it enters into her life-planning that mr. and mrs. taxpayer will raise the little shiat for her, she is more likely to not take respondsibility for her actions.

I have seen this over and over and over again. The nuclear family, though not perfect was the best arrangement for the support and upbringing of good citizens. Worked for centuries.

"Daaamnnn! How many kids does that brother have?"

Di Atribe: UCFRoadWarrior: I'm not Rick Santorum or the Pope, so no prob with birth control. First start w a vasectomy for Cro

Cro gets to have as many babies as he wants. Not you or anyone has the right to tell him what to do. He's not breaking the law.

Yea, God forbid we trample on Cro "rights" to more than likely fark up the lives of 10 innocent children.

Oh, but wait...he's not violating any laws...it's all good.

Get a clue.

White Republican polygamists in southern Utah frown at Cromartie's shenanigans.

/Not only are you paying for their AFDC, you are paying for their medical care because of the medical conditions caused by inbreeding.

fatalvenom: UCFRoadWarrior: Instead of trying to lynch a Hispanic man for a self-defense capping of a gang-banger...maybe its time for Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Black Panthers, and others to address this issue of BBK (Bastard Black Kids).

This is ridiculous...and not the first time this has happened w a black athlete. And don't feed me the "its our culture" BS

Guaranteed this dude goes broke in a few years, and our tax dollars will be going to support this farkwad's love childrens and babby mamas. And, more than likely, these kids will be the gov't responsibility when they become adults

What about the issue of BBC?

I was more worried about the issue with OPP.

FTFA: and Jerzie Cromartie is 6 months and Jagger.

I forget; how many Jaggers in a fortnight?

/is that one of those British things, like stones, hogsheads, and furlongs

Apparently Cromartie's latest...umm, "girlfriend"... announced on Twitter today that she's pregnant...with twins.

The man clearly has super sperm. And must really hate condoms.

What fascinates me is the complete & utter inability of these men to apply object lessons to their lives.

Instead of: "Hmm. That guy was out of the NFL at 30, with 8 kids to support, and every dime he has is going to the kids. Maybe I should avoid unprotected sex."

We get too much of this: "Hmm. That guy was out of the NFL at 30, with 8 kids to support, and every dime he has is going to the kids. I don't like condoms and I can have all the sex I want cause it won't happen to me."

Di Atribe: Coach_J: Yea, God forbid we trample on Cro "rights" to more than likely fark up the lives of 10 innocent children.

Oh, but wait...he's not violating any laws...it's all good.

Get a clue.


Um, you get a clue. If you start telling people how many kids they can have, the next step is telling people when they can have sex & how much, then you get into forced sterilization and limits on how many children you can have. I certainly hope you are equally outraged at the Duggars. Oh but wait, they're white & married. I guess they're afforded all the rights they want, even though you know those older kids are raising the younger kids, which is its own form of child abuse.

Let me guess, you're a proponent of small government unless someone's living their life differently then yours, then SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A LAW!

Dear God...did you throw out your back reaching for that "slippery slope + you must be a racist and a neo-con" argument? No one is proposing "Brave New World" here...get a grip Rachel Maddow Jr.

And the next time you want to assume that because I'm looking out for the best interests of children vs. protecting the rights of a narcissistic, selfish, asshole like this d-bag and that makes me a racist, right-wing, whatever...go fark yourself and your ridiculous assumptions.

I coach HS sports and at least 60% of my kids don't have ANY male presence in their lives and sadly for most of them, I'm the first male that's ever got in their face and told them how to behave like a man should...vs. the gangster rap, Cromartie mentality, treat women like shiat and don't take care of your business mindset. I see virtually EVERY SINGLE DAY what kind unfortunate circumstances scumbags like Cromatie create and the alternative of letting them fark anything that moves and not give a shiat about the consequences that come from it.

Protecting "Cro's rights" isn't working and the problem isn't getting better, it's getting much, much worse. 10 years ago, maybe 25% of my kids didn't have Dads...now it's EASILY more than half. We have "Parents Night" for each sports season and it used to be wall-to-wall Dads, Step-Dads, Grandfathers, Uncles, whatever...now it's Moms or no shows and you maybe see maybe 1 out of 5 have a Male presence. Newsflash to your Ivory tower...protecting Cro's rights isn't working...

Highly researched FACTS about Fatherless Children:
-More likely (x3) to abuse drugs and alcohol, and at an earlier age
-More likely to commit suicide (63% of all childhood suicides), more likely to have major psychology disorders (80% of child mental care patients come from Fatherless homes)
-More likely to abuse their children (x2)
-Perform worse in school, higher drop out rates (x1.7 when corrected for other complicating factors, higher expulsion rates (x3)
-Half as likely to graduate from HS
-Make up 43% of the prison population
-Make up 72% of children who murder others population
-80% of all rapists come from Fatherless homes
-90% of homeless and runaways come from Fatherless homes

What is the failure rate for condoms? Maybe he does use them but gets a lot more tail than we non-superstars can imagine.