My fav also

Sorry, I got as far as "differently-abled" and closed it down.

Same here. "differently-abled"? What kind of politically correct bullshiat is that? "Blind" has been a perfectly fine word for many, many years. We don't need to invent new words because we're afraid of hurting someone's precious feelings.

Galloping Galoshes: Sorry, I got as far as "differently-abled" and closed it down.

"I can switch hands while masturbating and gain a stroke. We're all differently-abled."
- GC

FirstNationalBastard:

I came here to say this.

/99
//mmmmm

I asked you not to tell me that...

Shiat. Everyone knows Maxwell Smart's greatest weapon was a tray of silverware.



Especially this guy

Chief: Okay Max, I want you to listen carefully. Go downtown and get on the number four bus at Main and Elm Street. Ride the bus in the northbound direction for five stops. Get off the bus, turn left and walk to Elmo's Bakery. Go in and ask for a three layer chocolate cake with vanialla buttercream frosting. Then take the cake box to the corner of 12th Street and Hamilton boulevard and meet your contact. He's be wearing a red baseball cap and carrying a Wall Street Journal under his left arm. Tell him, "the birds fly south," and he'll say 'before the first snow.' You hand him the cake box, and he'll give you the microfilm. Now did you get all of that?
Max: Not quite.
Chief: What part didn't you get?
Max: The part after 'listen carefully.'

"In fact, he had made a few visually-impaired people to use his conceptual shoe that relies on smartphone for navigation, and has received positive feedback as well."
He blinded people for testing? The guys hard core for helping.

Would you believe I guessed it was some variation of the shoe phone before reading the article?

Ah, the old stick an actuator in a shoe connected to Bluetooth with a GPS link trick. I should have known.

azxj: Same here. "differently-abled"? What kind of politically correct bullshiat is that? "Blind" has been a perfectly fine word for many, many years. We don't need to invent new words because we're afraid of hurting someone's precious feelings.

Zis is KAOS! Ve don't "differently-abled" around here!

Nadie_AZ: What, the cone of silence?

I was watching Saturday night on MeTV and they broke out the portable cone of silence.


the chief got his head stuck and couldn't remove it.

I appreciate this move and we should encourage technology that is more meaningful. Entertainment should be the 2nd priority.

The element of ... SURPRISE!!!

Would you believe a boot with a homing pigeon glued to it?

Ah, the old retro gag in the headline trick!