AmazinTim: I would do all of the things to her.

_{SUNG TO THE TUNE OF TURKEY IN THE STRAW}

oh I'd stick it in her juice box
and I'd poke it in her ear
then I'd jam it in her pooper
cuz' I really like her rear

then I'd pinch her on her nipples
and I'd give her twat a swirl
then I'd eat a stack of pancakes
with my hula hoop girl

TheraTx: where's the chick that does the hula motion to the video game wearing only her panties?

google.com

I would hoop her so hard that...
I would totally hula her hoop...
She could hula all over the....
She could swivel her hips on my...
Um...I would very much enjoy thrusting my penis into her vagina. Dammit.

Omahawg: jimmythrust: SearchN: notmtwain: Is her video fame leveling out or will it continue to jump? 395,000 plays to date.

//Now that she has revealed more about herself, could you guys lighten up with all the rape fantasies? At least here? We don't need to know.

Are you reading the same thread I am?

Maybe he just likes rape...?

but he didn't say rape twice?

Give him time, man! When he was a slave, he sang like a bird...

and please, let's now get back to hot women dancing for our amusement!

fknra: omeganuepsilon: SearchN: notmtwain: Is her video fame leveling out or will it continue to jump? 395,000 plays to date.

//Now that she has revealed more about herself, could you guys lighten up with all the rape fantasies? At least here? We don't need to know.

Are you reading the same thread I am?

Well, to be fair, that's the only way any of us farkers would get close enough to disappoint all over her leg....
but yeah, calling it rape is pushing limits
Sexual Offense, of some type, certainly

welcome to my favorites list under the hilarious bastard category.

Don't hold high hopes, being a guy they don't just flow out, sometimes it goes in spurts sure, then I need a nap or a sammige and go do other things.

Of course, I also tend to get into real discussions or arguments and am just coarse and abrasive far more often.

I am like sex on the beach. Can be magnificent, but most of the time it is just a bastard rough time.

CitizenTed: I would hoop her so hard that...
I would totally hula her hoop...
She could hula all over the....
She could swivel her hips on my...
Um...I would very much enjoy thrusting my penis into her vagina. Dammit.

What you're going for is: I'd make her hips move, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I would do all of the things to her.