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(The Sun)   Terrified pub patrons getting bum-pinched by a cheeky ghoul who goes by the name of Grasper the friendly ghost. Oh the HORROR   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 27
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2012-04-17 09:45:55 AM
Grasper only comes out when the Sun isn't there.
 
2012-04-17 09:51:32 AM
My bum pinched off some evil spirits this morning, I tell ya!
 
Skr
2012-04-17 10:13:21 AM
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Surprise (but not unwanted) Buttsex?


/wtf elephant
 
2012-04-17 10:14:26 AM
If I found myself to be a ghost in the afterlife, this would be what I would do.
 
2012-04-17 10:15:42 AM
Can I strap her to something to see if she loves it?
 
2012-04-17 10:20:08 AM
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GROPEWORTHY
 
2012-04-17 10:22:30 AM
As long as that biatch leaves my beer alone, pinch away.
 
2012-04-17 10:23:41 AM
I'd slime her
 
2012-04-17 10:27:25 AM
It was Tupac's hologram ghost
 
2012-04-17 10:29:34 AM
DAMN
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LOOK AT ALL THE STOUT THEY HAVE ON DRAFT!
 
2012-04-17 10:31:48 AM
what if i bent over an spread my cheeks for the ghost, would that be cool?
 
2012-04-17 10:32:37 AM
Were they gob-smacked?
 
2012-04-17 10:41:38 AM

GeneralJim: [i43.tinypic.com image 524x357]
GAROPEWORTHY


ftfm
 
2012-04-17 10:42:33 AM
A ghost that pinches bums? What did homeless people ever do to deserve that?
 
2012-04-17 10:53:40 AM

btraz70: GeneralJim: [i43.tinypic.com image 524x357]
GAROPEWORTHY

ftfm


MMmmm. Perhaps some HOT*HOT*HOT*DP Action?

Spectral, of course.
 
2012-04-17 11:03:28 AM

dj_spanmaster: Can I strap her to something to see if she loves it?


Hilariously placed in the wrong thread.
 
2012-04-17 11:24:49 AM
Ghosts don't pinch people, fairies pinch people. It's probably a house sprite, or lutin, as the French call them, also known as brownies, etc. There are many varities of playful spirits and creatures that pinch people, especially naughty children, slatternly women and lazy husbands. Sometimes they can render a house unihabitable by leaving small red welts all over their bodies at night (this has nothing to do with bedbugs, ticks or lice, of course).

Sheesh! People can't keep a few thousand made-up creatures straight nowadays. What can you do? And who are you gonna call?

Folklorists!

That's my answer. They'll straighten you out in a trice.
 
2012-04-17 11:29:43 AM

brantgoose: Ghosts don't pinch people, fairies pinch people. It's probably a house sprite, or lutin, as the French call them, also known as brownies, etc. There are many varities of playful spirits and creatures that pinch people, especially naughty children, slatternly women and lazy husbands. Sometimes they can render a house unihabitable by leaving small red welts all over their bodies at night (this has nothing to do with bedbugs, ticks or lice, of course).

Sheesh! People can't keep a few thousand made-up creatures straight nowadays. What can you do? And who are you gonna call?

Folklorists!

That's my answer. They'll straighten you out in a trice.


D&D Monster Manual, Volumes 1-3?
 
2012-04-17 11:40:18 AM

justneal: what if i bent over an spread my cheeks for the ghost, would that be cool?


Ghost goatse'd?
 
2012-04-17 12:05:52 PM
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I'd slimer...

/rimshot
 
2012-04-17 12:15:35 PM
I'd give her a friendly goose. In fact, after I'm done with her I'd have to nickname her "Gasper."

/Because she'd be laughing so hard.
 
2012-04-17 02:15:52 PM
i'd cover her in my ectoplasmic goo
 
2012-04-17 03:16:49 PM
Bollocks. It's some dork with cloaking tech getting his jollies.
 
2012-04-17 06:14:03 PM
offmymeds:
justneal: what if i bent over an spread my cheeks for the ghost, would that be cool?

Ghost goatse'd?

That sounds like a particularly horrible breakfast cereal...
 
2012-04-17 06:22:24 PM
Somewhere in Birmingham, there's a punter with a stiffy over having his ass-grabbery make the newspaper. Is GB a great empire, or what?
 
2012-04-17 10:39:41 PM
Voodoo dick my ass!
 
2012-04-18 09:38:44 AM
Fano:
Voodoo dick my ass!


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