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2012-04-17 09:34:05 AM
I'd curabitur pretium her tincidunt lacus, if you know what I mean, and i think you do.
 
2012-04-17 09:46:51 AM
The poor girl is trying to give herself a hug in that pic. I can help you get over Seal, Heidi, just drop me an e-mail.
 
2012-04-17 09:47:00 AM
this would be much more interesting 20 years ago
 
2012-04-17 09:51:21 AM
FTFA: "Surgery just doesn't look pretty on me."

Well, now, Heidi, how would you know that if you've supposedly NEVER done it.

/I know, I sound fat...
 
2012-04-17 09:58:19 AM
That's only "naked" in lawyer-speak. Yes your honor, she is covering everything but you can't argue that she isn't naked.
 
2012-04-17 10:00:02 AM
She still looks good.
 
2012-04-17 10:02:10 AM

Liz Lemon: FTFA: "Surgery just doesn't look pretty on me."

Well, now, Heidi, how would you know that if you've supposedly NEVER done it.

/I know, I sound fat...


Everyone should listen to that advice. You're either Salma Hayek/George Clooney or you aren't. Someone slashing you up or injecting botulism into your face isn't going to turn back the clock. Just turn people's heads away.
 
2012-04-17 10:04:36 AM

SilentStrider: She still looks good.


Yeah, but that's a terrible picture of her.
 
2012-04-17 10:09:48 AM

SlothB77: this would be much more interesting 20 years ago


Anything to make the line shorter.
 
2012-04-17 10:34:37 AM
I admit it. I LOLled at the headline.

\would you believe "chuckled"?
 
2012-04-17 10:38:58 AM
This is actually "tastefully naked" which is a form of naked that is accepted in many
Baptist congregations, (e.g. "Jesus is naked, but tastefully so." )
 
2012-04-17 10:42:45 AM
Okay, I found this trying to GIS something for my Weeners.

/Man, that is so wrong, probably NSFW too, but sooooo wrong.
 
2012-04-17 10:49:46 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: Okay, I found this trying to GIS something for my Weeners.

/Man, that is so wrong, probably NSFW too, but sooooo wrong.


We've all been there.

I'm skipping lunch today. Lost my appetite.
 
2012-04-17 11:04:41 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: Okay, I found this trying to GIS something for my Weeners.

/Man, that is so wrong, probably NSFW too, but sooooo wrong.


More than one Weener? Bragger!
 
2012-04-17 11:04:53 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: This is actually "tastefully naked" which is a form of naked that is accepted in many
Baptist congregations, (e.g. "Jesus is naked, but tastefully so." )


Well it's not accepted in Fark congregations. No one's buying it and they shouldn't be selling it.
 
2012-04-17 11:07:09 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: Okay, I found this trying to GIS something for my Weeners.
/Man, that is so wrong, probably NSFW too, but sooooo wrong.


Hey, whatever, if that's the sort of thing that helps out your Weener(s?), to each his own.
 
2012-04-17 11:12:27 AM
Her knees have gotten sharper with age.
 
2012-04-17 11:18:10 AM
She needs to pose with a sammich.
 
2012-04-17 11:25:55 AM
This headline sucks ass.

fark you Latin cock suckers

/Yeah, I know its not real Latin, I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own
 
2012-04-17 11:31:38 AM

cman: preferring another tongue over their own


???????
 
2012-04-17 11:34:25 AM

cman: I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own


Vos adepto super eam
 
2012-04-17 11:35:36 AM

MrBallou: cman: preferring another tongue over their own

???????


English is not Latin. English never was Latin, English will never be a Romance language.

We may have taken many of our words from Latin, but deep down inside it is still a true Germanic language.
 
2012-04-17 11:36:33 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: cman: I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own

Vos adepto super eam


De gustibus non disputandum est
 
2012-04-17 11:37:40 AM
That gets me auf.
 
2012-04-17 11:42:42 AM

cman: MrBallou: cman: preferring another tongue over their own

???????

English is not Latin. English never was Latin, English will never be a Romance language.

We may have taken many of our words from Latin, but deep down inside it is still a true Germanic language.


Not my point. I was going for the giggity.

Indo-Hittite FTW.
 
2012-04-17 01:32:53 PM

cman: Yeah, I know its not real Latin, I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own


Lingua illa dabo ei placet, et hoc si quid agendum puto.
 
2012-04-17 01:35:10 PM

cman: This headline sucks ass.

fark you Latin cock suckers

/Yeah, I know its not real Latin, I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own


To explain the joke, the text used is a form of text filler. If you are designing a website, you typically have to do the layout before you put in the actual content. To fill in the space and see how the text will appear, you use "Lorem Ipsum" text, which comes from an ancient Latin text.

Hence the joke, you weren't going to read the rest, so fill it in with Lorem Ipsum.
 
2012-04-17 01:35:21 PM

Mugato: That's only "naked" in lawyer-speak. Yes your honor, she is covering everything but you can't argue that she isn't naked.


In the immortal words of Jennifer Anniston in a terrible movie:

"can you see my p*ssy? Then I'm not naked am I?"
 
2012-04-17 01:37:33 PM

PizzaJedi81: cman: Yeah, I know its not real Latin, I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own

Lingua illa dabo ei placet, et hoc si quid agendum puto.


That's Latin, darlin'. Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man, now I really hate him
 
Skr
2012-04-17 01:39:29 PM
my Seal of Approval
helablog.com
You can haz
 
2012-04-17 01:40:48 PM

cman: MrBallou: cman: preferring another tongue over their own

???????

English is not Latin. English never was Latin, English will never be a Romance language.

We may have taken many of our words from Latin, but deep down inside it is still a true Germanic language.


Come on, guys. We don't no trouble. Not in any language.
 
2012-04-17 01:43:17 PM

Magorn: Mugato: That's only "naked" in lawyer-speak. Yes your honor, she is covering everything but you can't argue that she isn't naked.

In the immortal words of Jennifer Anniston in a terrible movie:

"can you see my p*ssy? Then I'm not naked am I?"


Oh come on, Horrible Bosses was pretty good.
 
2012-04-17 01:43:45 PM

PizzaJedi81: cman: Yeah, I know its not real Latin, I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own

Lingua illa dabo ei placet, et hoc si quid agendum puto.


Is that Latin for: "I'd tongue punch her fart box"?
 
2012-04-17 01:45:56 PM

That coward David Lopan: cman: MrBallou: cman: preferring another tongue over their own

???????

English is not Latin. English never was Latin, English will never be a Romance language.

We may have taken many of our words from Latin, but deep down inside it is still a true Germanic language.

Come on, guys. We don't no trouble. Not in any language.


Accidentally, or otherwise.
 
2012-04-17 01:59:18 PM

cman: This headline sucks ass.

fark you Latin cock suckers

/Yeah, I know its not real Latin, I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own


look, we're not all farking contortionists ok?
 
2012-04-17 01:59:34 PM
areyoufuckingcoding.me
 
2012-04-17 02:00:40 PM

Liz Lemon: FTFA: "Surgery just doesn't look pretty on me."

Well, now, Heidi, how would you know that if you've supposedly NEVER done it.

/I know, I sound fat...


No, just bitter.
 
2012-04-17 02:01:15 PM

Magorn: PizzaJedi81: cman: Yeah, I know its not real Latin, I just hate seeing people preferring another tongue over their own

Lingua illa dabo ei placet, et hoc si quid agendum puto.

That's Latin, darlin'. Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man, now I really hate him


Had this all ready for an "approves". I was hoping for a Latin standoff.

mybridges.net
 
2012-04-17 02:08:07 PM
PizzaJedi81
Lingua illa dabo ei placet, et hoc si quid agendum puto.


"That tongue pleases I will give him/her/it, and I believe that if anything has to be done"?


www.clusterfake.net
 
2012-04-17 02:18:35 PM

SlothB77: this would be much more interesting 20 years ago


You're gay.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-04-17 02:22:22 PM

ZMugg: That coward David Lopan: cman: MrBallou: cman: preferring another tongue over their own

???????

English is not Latin. English never was Latin, English will never be a Romance language.

We may have taken many of our words from Latin, but deep down inside it is still a true Germanic language.

Come on, guys. We don't no trouble. Not in any language.

Accidentally, or otherwise.


Dammit!

/In Vino Veritas
 
2012-04-17 03:03:13 PM

mainstreet62: SlothB77: this would be much more interesting 20 years ago

You're gay.

/NTTAWWT


not really. look, Heidi is hot and all but she IS aging. Her skin hangs. The elasticity is leaving. Her face is lined. She still looks good, but she can't hold a candle to say, 20 year old Kate Upton.

She is 39 pushing 40. Her expiration date is approaching.

/no sharp knees on Heidi, don't get me wrong. But she is on the wrong side of 35.
 
2012-04-17 03:20:53 PM

The Voice of Doom: PizzaJedi81
Lingua illa dabo ei placet, et hoc si quid agendum puto.

"That tongue pleases I will give him/her/it, and I believe that if anything has to be done"?


[www.clusterfake.net image 162x100]


Stupid Google Translate...

I'd give her a tongue she'd prefer, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2012-04-17 03:29:45 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-17 03:32:04 PM

mainstreet62: SlothB77: this would be much more interesting 20 years ago

You're gay.

/NTTAWWT


Projection! In my Fark?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-04-17 03:49:37 PM
That 'article' also includes a link to Miley Cyrus leaving pilates class.
cdn2.gossipcenter.com
 
2012-04-17 03:54:03 PM

Liz Lemon: FTFA: "Surgery just doesn't look pretty on me."

Well, now, Heidi, how would you know that if you've supposedly NEVER done it.

/I know, I sound fat...


Surgery doesn't look pretty on anyone.
 
2012-04-17 03:57:46 PM

dehehn: Liz Lemon: FTFA: "Surgery just doesn't look pretty on me."

Well, now, Heidi, how would you know that if you've supposedly NEVER done it.

/I know, I sound fat...

Surgery doesn't look pretty on anyone.


Ah, you prefer an uncut cock, I see.
 
2012-04-17 04:06:15 PM

Dahnkster: That 'article' also includes a link to Miley Cyrus leaving pilates class.
[cdn2.gossipcenter.com image 500x800]


She is within acceptable parameters for me to engage a "hit that" maneuver.
 
2012-04-17 05:25:59 PM

MrBallou: Dahnkster: That 'article' also includes a link to Miley Cyrus leaving pilates class.
[cdn2.gossipcenter.com image 500x800]

She is within acceptable parameters for me to engage a "hit that" maneuver.


Yes. Her fartbox is a target rich environment for tongue puching.
 
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