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2012-04-17 10:50:02 AM  

kwame: Pickerel: Well I was wondering what day it was.

It's Random I-Don't-Know-Why Day.

Anyone remember Nurse Goodbody from Hee Haw?

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Hello, Nurse!
 
2012-04-17 10:50:52 AM  

angrymacface: The English Major: Not before becoming the most ineffective Borg since...all...Borg.

She destroyed Pluto, though.


Serves that sonnofabiatch right. I mean, if Goofy could talk and wear pants, what's Pluto's deal?
 
2012-04-17 10:50:57 AM  
I don't know what's going on, so here's an Easter picture of my niece.

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2012-04-17 10:53:00 AM  

grumpyguru: Good Morning America!

I'm 30 years old, divorced, own a house and two cars, one of which is a CPO 2008 335i sedan I picked up Saturday. Life is good!

Hope everyone here is doing well too! Happy Tuesday!

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You forgot to sit on the hood.

clatl.com
 
2012-04-17 10:53:49 AM  

angrymacface: She destroyed Pluto, though.


I like how they still didn't know if Pluto was a planet then. And Jellico was funny.
 
2012-04-17 10:53:59 AM  
Tuesday is starting off good for me despite Monday ending on a sad note. Last night after my birthday dinner at the 3rd Street Promenade we witnessed a young woman get run over by a car that ran a red light. Hopefully she's ok. There were a ton of witnesses and we didn't stick around to find out.
 
2012-04-17 10:54:12 AM  

IBreakdance2NIN: kwame: Sometimes when I have a really excellent morning woodie, I'll kind of tuck the blankets so the wife will be sure to see it when she wakes up. It hasn't sent her into a sexual frenzy yet, but I bet it's just a matter of time.

I'd be tempted to play Whack-A-Mole with it.


wat
 
2012-04-17 10:55:36 AM  

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Magnificent
 
2012-04-17 10:56:18 AM  

The English Major: Ranch dressing: great condiment, or greatest condiment?


Ranch dressing is to food what the 1977 Pinto is to vehicle safety.
 
2012-04-17 10:56:29 AM  
hey is mrs sharpier still around on tf? someone tell her I want to fark her.
 
2012-04-17 10:56:43 AM  
We just call it Tuesday around here.
 
2012-04-17 10:57:46 AM  

JackieRabbit: myschief: [i76.photobucket.com image 200x263]

I did and it winked at me! Does this mean my butthole is gay?


Lol, hopefully.
 
2012-04-17 10:58:07 AM  

The English Major: I like how they still didn't know if Pluto was a planet then. And Jellico was funny.


No, Necheyev was funny. Jellico was sullen and whiny.
 
2012-04-17 10:58:22 AM  

Whack-a-Mole: IBreakdance2NIN: kwame: Sometimes when I have a really excellent morning woodie, I'll kind of tuck the blankets so the wife will be sure to see it when she wakes up. It hasn't sent her into a sexual frenzy yet, but I bet it's just a matter of time.

I'd be tempted to play Whack-A-Mole with it.

wat


haaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
2012-04-17 10:59:17 AM  
Aw comeon. If I wanted this I'd pay $5.

in other news, the Nosehairs are preparing for a cross-country road trip. If I don't spend a little time away from this job, my epically dysfunctional and too close for comfort whore 'neighbor' and this state in general, I'll lose what's left of my mind.
 
2012-04-17 11:00:03 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-17 11:01:37 AM  
On my second cup of the dark stuff from the kitchen here at work, working on description for an episode of $90s_tv_detective, waiting for a higher-priority project to reach picture lock and land in my lap. May go for three cups if I can't stay awake...
 
2012-04-17 11:01:51 AM  

angrymacface: No, Necheyev was funny. Jellico was sullen and whiny.


And to me, that's funny.

But Peter David hates Jellico.
 
Skr
2012-04-17 11:02:13 AM  
Anyone else read the headline in Jack Black's voice?

images.starpulse.com
 
2012-04-17 11:02:14 AM  

JackieRabbit: myschief: [i76.photobucket.com image 200x263]

I did and it winked at me! Does this mean my butthole is gay?


I have to clean dried poo off my obese cat's butthole sometimes. It's weird because you get in there and it starts twitching.

Is my cat trying to tell me something?
 
2012-04-17 11:02:49 AM  

Brother_Mouzone: hey is mrs sharpier still around on tf? someone tell her I want to fark her.


I am!

And thank you for your generous offer.
 
2012-04-17 11:03:44 AM  

The English Major: And to me, that's funny.

But Peter David hates Jellico.


By the bye, have you been the Gift Shop at Trophy World? It's the best!
 
2012-04-17 11:04:14 AM  

birdmanesq: IBreakdance2NIN: EatenTheSun: IBreakdance2NIN: birdmanesq: I will, however, milk the f*ck out of them.

:replaces old farky "stupid sexy Birdy" with that quote:

My grandparents used to slaughter goats and chickens in the front yard when I was younger. Cripes, I don't know if I could do it. Probably have to outsource to a white guy on that job.

I would be happy to slaughter your goat.

I'm trying to determine if you mean that euphemistically.

And I'm trying to determine what that euphemistically means.


I dunno either, but I'm open to further discussion on the subject.

I do know the only good goat is the bbq'ed kind.
 
2012-04-17 11:06:20 AM  

IBreakdance2NIN: Whack-a-Mole: IBreakdance2NIN: kwame: Sometimes when I have a really excellent morning woodie, I'll kind of tuck the blankets so the wife will be sure to see it when she wakes up. It hasn't sent her into a sexual frenzy yet, but I bet it's just a matter of time.

I'd be tempted to play Whack-A-Mole with it.

wat

haaaaaaaaaaaaa


i guess I need to hang out in tf land more often:)
 
2012-04-17 11:08:20 AM  

EatenTheSun: I do know the only good goat is the bbq'ed kind.


I like goat barbacoa.
 
2012-04-17 11:10:38 AM  

birdmanesq: I like goat barbacoa.


:tummy rumble:
 
2012-04-17 11:11:07 AM  

birdmanesq: EatenTheSun: I do know the only good goat is the bbq'ed kind.

I like goat barbacoa.


Doesn't everyone?
 
2012-04-17 11:12:12 AM  
Curried goat is delicious.
 
2012-04-17 11:12:34 AM  

Current Resident: major_accuracy: [29.media.tumblr.com image 480x600]

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Well, I was enjoying the nonsense until this. thanks so much, you can just rock me to sleep tonight....
 
2012-04-17 11:13:47 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Brother_Mouzone: hey is mrs sharpier still around on tf? someone tell her I want to fark her.

I am!

And thank you for your generous offer.


you are welcome. are you married?
 
2012-04-17 11:14:12 AM  
At show and tell recently, a kid brought in a life size Sheriiff Woody stand-up. You know, a cardboard cut out of the Disney Character. The kid than proceeded to demonstarte for the class how he has the biggest Woody in the entire school, among all of his friends, and likely the entire neighborhood.

This went on for at least five minutes.

Did you know you can get cramps from trying not to bust out laughing for that long?
 
2012-04-17 11:14:37 AM  
www.nerdygaga.com
 
2012-04-17 11:14:47 AM  

bonediddly123: saw this in the skies over dc this morning. Shuttle Discovery being flown to Dulles to collect dust.

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And just like that, it's dusty in here.
 
2012-04-17 11:15:19 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 11:15:19 AM  
I love Tuesdays!

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2012-04-17 11:17:58 AM  

Brother_Mouzone: Mrs.Sharpier: Brother_Mouzone: hey is mrs sharpier still around on tf? someone tell her I want to fark her.

I am!

And thank you for your generous offer.

you are welcome. are you married?


Happily so, and you?
 
2012-04-17 11:19:41 AM  

myschief: Lol, hopefully


A Wink is as good as a nod to a blind Horse
 
2012-04-17 11:21:54 AM  

Mr_Ectomy: Curried goat is delicious.


*drools* yes, yes it is.

I may have to burn my present eating habits to the ground in order to get some curry goat roti from the Caribbean place up the street from home, damn you.
 
2012-04-17 11:23:36 AM  
I was underwhelmed by the space shuttle flyby over my office.

*adjusts monocle*
 
2012-04-17 11:24:47 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Brother_Mouzone: Mrs.Sharpier: Brother_Mouzone: hey is mrs sharpier still around on tf? someone tell her I want to fark her.

I am!

And thank you for your generous offer.

you are welcome. are you married?

Happily so, and you?



I am. My wife loves sex.
 
2012-04-17 11:25:04 AM  

BillCo: We're greenlighting TFD threads now?

/time to put down the bottle Admins.


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2012-04-17 11:25:05 AM  

TheNewWinch: Current Resident: major_accuracy: [29.media.tumblr.com image 480x600]

[i.imgur.com image 455x495]

Well, I was enjoying the nonsense until this. thanks so much, you can just rock me to sleep tonight....


You're welcome.

My work day is now complete.
 
2012-04-17 11:26:25 AM  
I'm at the registry for a 1 hour and 9 minute wait to renew my license. Spring vacation has a million teenagers in here getting their licenses.
 
2012-04-17 11:27:02 AM  
There are too many goats in this thread. I'm leaving.
 
2012-04-17 11:28:07 AM  
Why would aliens visit earth? Would't they call first?
 
2012-04-17 11:31:31 AM  
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2012-04-17 11:31:44 AM  

RedEmily: Why would aliens visit earth? Would't they call first?


They have. Their message was misinterpreted as "dubstep".
 
2012-04-17 11:31:48 AM  

RedEmily: Why would aliens visit earth? Would't they call first?


That's what "THEY" want you to think!

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 
2012-04-17 11:34:28 AM  

RedEmily: Why would aliens visit earth? Would't they call first?


Aliens are like in laws. They just show up and usually park on the lawn. And once they leave all you can think about is how much of a pain in the arse they were.
 
2012-04-17 11:34:47 AM  

angrymacface: RedEmily: Why would aliens visit earth? Would't they call first?

They have. Their message was misinterpreted as "dubstep".


Yub yub.
 
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