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2012-04-17 08:42:49 AM
Apropos of nothing:

goo.gl

For some reason, that picture always makes me giggle.
 
2012-04-17 08:43:15 AM
i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 08:44:36 AM

myschief: [i76.photobucket.com image 200x263]


How did you get a picture of unremarkable asterisk?
 
2012-04-17 08:45:49 AM

moogrum: myschief: [i76.photobucket.com image 200x263]

How did you get a picture of unremarkable asterisk?


Roofies.
 
2012-04-17 08:47:03 AM
These are the days of fun excitement and wonder.
Don't cry baby. Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
 
2012-04-17 08:47:12 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Your large intestine doesn't go right to the penis?


Of course not! It goes into my cloaca.
 
2012-04-17 08:47:15 AM
Where is Slim Good body from? Some kids show?
 
2012-04-17 08:47:42 AM
This must be the occasional green lit thread about nothing, Seinfeld-style.
 
2012-04-17 08:54:07 AM

SmackLT: Since I have nothing to add to this thread, I'm just going to throw in a random picture and be done with it:
[www.magazine13.com image 600x450]
The look on the gorilla's face is priceless


That's Pedro's South Of The Border here in South Carolina. My husband and I have a bunch of similiar pictures that we took when stopping by there along I95
 
2012-04-17 08:55:26 AM

cookiefleck: Where is Slim Good body from? Some kids show?


PBS show, I think. I remember see him in elementary school.
 
2012-04-17 08:55:46 AM

cookiefleck: Where is Slim Good body from? Some kids show?


Yes, I think it is. We watched that back in elementary school. Never saw it on TV though.
 
2012-04-17 08:55:49 AM

cookiefleck: Where is Slim Good body from? Some kids show?


I remember him from Captain Kangaroo.
 
2012-04-17 08:57:19 AM
I bet the admins greenlit this in an attempt to keep the attention-whores occupied for the day. Appears to be working too.
 
2012-04-17 08:57:23 AM
Dear lord. That man is still putting on that skin tight costume 36 years later.
 
2012-04-17 08:58:08 AM

sharpiegreed: SmackLT: Since I have nothing to add to this thread, I'm just going to throw in a random picture and be done with it:
[www.magazine13.com image 600x450]
The look on the gorilla's face is priceless

That's Pedro's South Of The Border here in South Carolina. My husband and I have a bunch of similiar pictures that we took when stopping by there along I95


Ive seen that place!

Its like a Mexican version of Disney Land, but they sell cheap cigars and cowboy boots?

/spends a lot of time in the Carolinas
 
2012-04-17 08:58:26 AM

GooberMcFly: I bet the admins greenlit this in an attempt to keep the attention-whores occupied for the day. Appears to be working too.


A) you assume they actually put a lot of thought into the things they do

B) you assume AWs will focus only on a single thread

wrong on both counts
 
2012-04-17 09:00:08 AM
A `greened' thread of super fun excitement and wonder? With the liters? Really?

Put your haz-mat suits on, folks! Poop will be flung!
 
2012-04-17 09:00:21 AM
I don't think the real AWs are even up yet.
 
2012-04-17 09:01:04 AM

themeaningoflifeisnot: I don't think the real AWs are even up yet.


They sleep?
 
2012-04-17 09:05:54 AM

nopokerface: themeaningoflifeisnot: I don't think the real AWs are even up yet.

They sleep?


They lie in wait.
 
2012-04-17 09:08:40 AM
What is the correct method of decontamination from liter exposure?
 
2012-04-17 09:11:02 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: nopokerface: themeaningoflifeisnot: I don't think the real AWs are even up yet.

They sleep?

They lie in wait.


They're taping up their `attributes' in anticipation of another day of leering stares.
 
2012-04-17 09:11:32 AM

Deterministic: What is the correct method of decontamination from liter exposure?


A bidet that sprays purell?
 
2012-04-17 09:12:09 AM

cookiefleck: Deterministic: What is the correct method of decontamination from liter exposure?

A bidet that sprays purell?


My taint just recoiled in horror.
 
2012-04-17 09:15:59 AM
t.qkme.me
 
2012-04-17 09:17:20 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-17 09:18:08 AM

cookiefleck: Deterministic: What is the correct method of decontamination from liter exposure?

A bidet that sprays purell?


I thought that was for Marysue exposure....
 
2012-04-17 09:18:48 AM

angrymacface: I fear I may have promised more than I can deliver...


Spoken like a true Neelix fan.
 
2012-04-17 09:19:25 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: I am going to eat an entire bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs, wash it down with a pot of Community Dark Roast, and see how f*cking insane I can get.


I already had one large cup of CC's dark roast. Off to get another.

Is this a cafe thread?
 
2012-04-17 09:19:26 AM
Sometimes when I have a really excellent morning woodie, I'll kind of tuck the blankets so the wife will be sure to see it when she wakes up. It hasn't sent her into a sexual frenzy yet, but I bet it's just a matter of time.
 
2012-04-17 09:19:52 AM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-04-17 09:22:14 AM
I've loaded the junk so the blanket tent was like a foot and a half high.

My mom didn't think it was funny.
 
2012-04-17 09:22:47 AM

kwame: Sometimes when I have a really excellent morning woodie, I'll kind of tuck the blankets so the wife will be sure to see it when she wakes up. It hasn't sent her into a sexual frenzy yet, but I bet it's just a matter of time.


I'd be tempted to play Whack-A-Mole with it.
 
2012-04-17 09:23:04 AM

kwame: Sometimes when I have a really excellent morning woodie, I'll kind of tuck the blankets so the wife will be sure to see it when she wakes up. It hasn't sent her into a sexual frenzy yet, but I bet it's just a matter of time.


hahah good luck! You can't fault someone for having a dream.
 
2012-04-17 09:23:28 AM
Things about this thread:

(1) Tuesday is kind of awesome.

(2) I'm downright pissed at the cafeteria for sickening LadyHawke. That's not right.

(3) I had forgotten about Slim Goodbody.

(4) It sounds like Dynascape is having an exciting morning.

(5) Cats contemplating bananas are apropos of everything.

(6) I have geese, and the fact that they're on a roof doesn't help matters.
 
2012-04-17 09:24:02 AM
i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 09:25:01 AM

bigpete53: [i690.photobucket.com image 404x500]


That was classic.
 
2012-04-17 09:26:29 AM
If you Green a TFD thread wouldn't it still stay in the TFD 'tab' anyway so still liters wouldn't see it?

The inverse isn't always true.
All liter headlines are green. Not all greens are for liters.

Mods be trollin'.
 
2012-04-17 09:26:37 AM

bigpete53: [i690.photobucket.com image 404x500]


heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee \o/
 
2012-04-17 09:27:40 AM

bionicjoe: If you Green a TFD thread wouldn't it still stay in the TFD 'tab' anyway so still liters wouldn't see it?

The inverse isn't always true.
All liter headlines are green. Not all greens are for liters.

Mods be trollin'.


"will post to Main » on 17 Apr 2012 at 10:17 AM"

Um.
 
2012-04-17 09:28:03 AM
(7) I can't operate a bold tag.
 
2012-04-17 09:28:18 AM

birdmanesq: (6) I have geese, and the fact that they're on a roof doesn't help matters.


fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-04-17 09:28:33 AM

bigpete53: i690.photobucket.com


THEY MAKE A FARRAH FAWCETT REAL DOLL?????
 
2012-04-17 09:28:37 AM

bionicjoe: If you Green a TFD thread wouldn't it still stay in the TFD 'tab' anyway so still liters wouldn't see it?

The inverse isn't always true.
All liter headlines are green. Not all greens are for liters.

Mods be trollin'.


At the top of the page:

will post to Main » on 17 Apr 2012 at 10:17 AM

You have about 45 minutes before the liters see this.
 
2012-04-17 09:29:29 AM

kwame: bigpete53: i690.photobucket.com

THEY MAKE A FARRAH FAWCETT REAL DOLL?????


According to GIS, yes.
 
2012-04-17 09:29:41 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-17 09:30:02 AM
(8) I don't "have" geese, I "hate" geese.

(9) It's obviously past time for some coffee.
 
2012-04-17 09:31:21 AM
I hate when a goose shiats on your car and it's like a baby exploded on it...
 
2012-04-17 09:31:46 AM

kwame: bigpete53: i690.photobucket.com

THEY MAKE A FARRAH FAWCETT REAL DOLL?????


Yeah, but it goes through batteries like you wouldn't believe.
 
2012-04-17 09:31:58 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: bionicjoe: If you Green a TFD thread wouldn't it still stay in the TFD 'tab' anyway so still liters wouldn't see it?

The inverse isn't always true.
All liter headlines are green. Not all greens are for liters.

Mods be trollin'.

"will post to Main » on 17 Apr 2012 at 10:17 AM"

Um.


Still there could be a line of code somewhere.
if SUBJECT == TFD then

Fark. I don't care. Don't see it on the main page.
I'd go with trolling mods over liters seeing a cafe.

The first time I paid for a month of TF I got TF for almost a year. Not always rock-solid code in these parts.
 
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