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2012-04-17 08:06:05 AM  
Woo hoo, Tuesday.
 
2012-04-17 08:06:37 AM  
Meh.
 
2012-04-17 08:06:54 AM  
Well I was wondering what day it was.
 
2012-04-17 08:07:15 AM  
Oh lawd!
 
2012-04-17 08:08:55 AM  
Good morning everyone!
 
2012-04-17 08:10:09 AM  
Super-fun is hyphenated, dummy.
 
2012-04-17 08:10:22 AM  

angrymacface: Oh lawd!


You got f*cking green with this!

Awesome, yet puzzling!
 
2012-04-17 08:10:25 AM  
A green already? I'll be missing most of this, I have way too much work to get done.
 
2012-04-17 08:11:13 AM  
We're greenlighting TFD threads now?

/time to put down the bottle Admins.
 
2012-04-17 08:12:25 AM  
Oh, good. Liters need to see how groggy TFer dumbasses mumble and groan in the morning.
 
2012-04-17 08:13:42 AM  

BillCo: We're greenlighting TFD threads now?

/time to put down the bottle Admins.


They have been randomly greening TFD threads for a few months now. This is the first cafe thread I have seen greenlit.
 
2012-04-17 08:14:28 AM  
Wheres my heroin?
 
2012-04-17 08:15:21 AM  
Wait a minute. A green cafe thread????
 
2012-04-17 08:16:04 AM  
discussion thread of super fun excitement and wonder

Sooo, where is the run and wonder? Is someone supposed to bring it?

designarchives.aiga.org


/You didn't bring it, so bite me.
 
2012-04-17 08:18:19 AM  

nopokerface: Awesome, yet puzzling!


I fear I may have promised more than I can deliver...

:-/
 
2012-04-17 08:18:20 AM  
omg omg omg!

I am going to eat an entire bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs, wash it down with a pot of Community Dark Roast, and see how f*cking insane I can get.

woooooooooo
 
2012-04-17 08:19:07 AM  
Maybe I'll even post beaver pics. YOU NEVER KNOW.
 
2012-04-17 08:19:18 AM  

angrymacface: nopokerface: Awesome, yet puzzling!

I fear I may have promised more than I can deliver...

:-/


It's the Fark way.
 
2012-04-17 08:19:32 AM  
The f*ck is this??
 
2012-04-17 08:19:43 AM  

Pickerel: Well I was wondering what day it was.


It's Random I-Don't-Know-Why Day.

Anyone remember Nurse Goodbody from Hee Haw?

i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 08:19:45 AM  
I'll Debbie Downer this shiat.

My coworker died and I hate the world!

But this Caribou mocha cooler is delicious... So there's that.
 
2012-04-17 08:19:55 AM  
I'm home from work today due to food poisoning from the seafood salad I bought in the cafeteria yesterday. Ugh... never again.
 
2012-04-17 08:20:56 AM  
Almost my entire office is getting on top of our building to watch the Space Shuttle. We are 1/2 mile from Dulles. So today will be a good day.
 
2012-04-17 08:21:23 AM  

LadyHawke: I'm home from work today due to food poisoning from the seafood salad I bought in the cafeteria yesterday. Ugh... never again.


I'm not in any way known for sound judgment, and even I wouldn't have eaten that.
 
2012-04-17 08:21:35 AM  

LlamaGirl: I'll Debbie Downer this shiat.

My coworker died and I hate the world!

But this Caribou mocha cooler is delicious... So there's that.


:hug:

Can I have a sip of that?
 
2012-04-17 08:22:07 AM  

IBreakdance2NIN: Maybe I'll even post beaver pics. YOU NEVER KNOW.


Shhhh, don't let the dirty liters know what we do in here.
 
2012-04-17 08:23:24 AM  

LlamaGirl: I'll Debbie Downer this shiat.

My coworker died and I hate the world!

But this Caribou mocha cooler is delicious... So there's that.


Died tragically in a car accident or in the hospital of a disease.
 
2012-04-17 08:23:31 AM  
I think im going to become a prostitute.
 
2012-04-17 08:23:31 AM  

kwame: Anyone remember Nurse Goodbody


Does anyone remember Slim Goodbody?
 
2012-04-17 08:23:41 AM  

Phletchengreuber: IBreakdance2NIN: Maybe I'll even post beaver pics. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Shhhh, don't let the dirty liters know what we do in here.


Dude, my beaver got passed around like a party favor in Vegas. He's Fark Famous (or nearly so).
 
2012-04-17 08:24:29 AM  
The huh?
 
2012-04-17 08:24:38 AM  
Since I have nothing to add to this thread, I'm just going to throw in a random picture and be done with it:
www.magazine13.com
The look on the gorilla's face is priceless
 
2012-04-17 08:24:45 AM  

kwame: LadyHawke: I'm home from work today due to food poisoning from the seafood salad I bought in the cafeteria yesterday. Ugh... never again.

I'm not in any way known for sound judgment, and even I wouldn't have eaten that.


The cafeteria usually is pretty good about this sort of thing, so I didn't give it a second thought when I bought it. Three hours post lunch, a wave of nausea just slammed me. I was able to eat a few crackers and hummus circa 6:30pm yesterday, but haven't had anything but soda water since.
 
2012-04-17 08:25:04 AM  

IBreakdance2NIN: Can I have a sip of that?


Sure heh

antidisestablishmentarianism: Died tragically in a car accident or in the hospital of a disease.


Cancer
 
2012-04-17 08:25:04 AM  
I"m taking a half day off from work to fix one of my two dead dryers. I might fix the other one and give it to the neighbor so she doesn't need to drive wet clothes to the laundromat to dry.

Aren't I a nice guy?
 
2012-04-17 08:25:56 AM  
I woke up to B-25s landing at Wright Pat.

Doolittle Raider Ceremony. Lots of vintage WW2 bombers are flying low over my house.
 
2012-04-17 08:26:39 AM  

IBreakdance2NIN: Dude, my beaver got passed around like a party favor in Vegas. He's Fark Famous (or nearly so).


I enjoyed playing with your beaver.
 
2012-04-17 08:26:58 AM  

BillCo: We're greenlighting TFD threads now?

/time to put down the bottle Admins.


You're new here? This happens once in a while. A bit more often of late, but still rare.
 
2012-04-17 08:27:25 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: Died tragically


Why do people say "died tragically?" Has anyone ever died hilariously?

angrymacface: Does anyone remember Slim Goodbody?


Yes. I remember he was creepy and I remember wondering if he was related to Nurse Goodbody.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-17 08:28:17 AM  
Good luck explaining this to the main page crowd.

angryjoeshow.com

We could also do a game of "Girl or Car".
 
2012-04-17 08:29:02 AM  
These threads fascinate me. It's almost too nice in them.
 
2012-04-17 08:29:59 AM  

LlamaGirl: Cancer


Suck. Were you close?

*hugs*
 
2012-04-17 08:32:23 AM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-17 08:32:47 AM  

kwame: Has anyone ever died hilariously?


Not hilariously but I'm sure he went satisfied. (new window)
 
2012-04-17 08:33:13 AM  

kwame: Yes. I remember he was creepy and I remember wondering if he was related to Nurse Goodbody.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x678]


I was always bothered by the fact that he's not anatomically correct.
 
2012-04-17 08:35:41 AM  
I'd prefer this shiat get out of hand and none of us are lucky enough to survive it. I've got a damn cold from hell and its pouring down rain, so everyone have a good time for me.

/Don't get banninatted though.
//Linking is your friend.
 
2012-04-17 08:37:47 AM  
We have roof geese.

A pair of geese decided to build a nest on the roof.

I suggested getting a roof dog to chase them away. The boss dismissed the idea.
 
2012-04-17 08:40:55 AM  
This will not end well.
 
2012-04-17 08:41:08 AM  

James72: We have roof geese.

A pair of geese decided to build a nest on the roof.

I suggested getting a roof dog to chase them away. The boss dismissed the idea.


Do they make Roof Airsoft Pellets?

Or Roof Loud Noises?

Id say a BB gun or a .22 but I frown upon killing nesting fowl.

Hitting them with a plastic pellet seems totes fine though.
 
2012-04-17 08:41:19 AM  

angrymacface: kwame: Yes. I remember he was creepy and I remember wondering if he was related to Nurse Goodbody.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x678]

I was always bothered by the fact that he's not anatomically correct.


Your large intestine doesn't go right to the penis?
 
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