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(WPIX New York)   Jennifer Aniston reportedly cares, or doesn't, about engagement. She's moved on. Apparently the media hasn't   (wpix.com) divider line 37
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2012-04-17 08:26:14 AM
Jennifer is in a really wonderful place right now

The drugs are going to wear off eventually.

Are Brad and Angie registered? I need to know where to send the Cambodian child.
 
2012-04-17 08:28:35 AM
...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..
 
2012-04-17 08:42:15 AM
Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

Madonna might want one.
 
2012-04-17 09:33:36 AM
*Yawn* Enough chatter. Make with the *yawn* JA pics already.
 
2012-04-17 09:35:22 AM
ms_lara_croft

Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

Madonna might want one.



She would probably be more interested in a Cambodian man...or three.
 
2012-04-17 09:39:31 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-04-17 09:40:44 AM
Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

Both of those comments made me laugh like crazy. Thanks man. I needed that.
 
Skr
2012-04-17 09:46:06 AM
jaytkay: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 348x400]

They did a good job of photoshopping Brad Pitt's face onto Jennifer Aniston in that picture.
 
2012-04-17 09:50:51 AM
topless jumping jacks or GTFO
 
2012-04-17 10:30:35 AM
hmmmm... I thought they were already married.

/guess I am not the TMZ demographic (or any gossip site for that matter)
 
2012-04-17 10:31:42 AM
jaytkay: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 348x400]

She always looks cold. Jeez, it's a 24/7 job just trying to...warm her up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-17 10:32:01 AM
Skr: jaytkay: [lh5.googleusercontent.com image 348x400]

They did a good job of photoshopping Brad Pitt's face onto Jennifer Aniston in that picture.


Maybe that was the attraction.
 
2012-04-17 10:41:13 AM
Just watched Horrible Bosses this weekend.

Damn...she fine.

/best boss EVAR.
 
2012-04-17 11:26:20 AM
Well, I'm happy she moved on, since she played the "woe is me" card to the press for the longest time
 
2012-04-17 11:30:24 AM
i42.tinypic.com

scm-l3.technorati.com

www.famous-nudes.net


Some of the finest ever to poke through any fabric.
 
2012-04-17 11:31:01 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 600x831]

[scm-l3.technorati.com image 276x300]

[www.famous-nudes.net image 250x304]


Some of the finest ever to poke through any fabric.


She likes it when I call her diamond cutter.
 
2012-04-17 11:44:17 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 600x831]

[scm-l3.technorati.com image 276x300]

[www.famous-nudes.net image 250x304]


Some of the finest ever to poke through any fabric.


Hello there,Ms.Nippleston!
 
2012-04-17 12:21:57 PM
I hope I never meet her, either I would be so disappointed and she would be a huge coont or she would be exactly what I think she would be and fall even more in love with her.

Just saying
 
2012-04-17 12:30:29 PM
Chemical_Turk: I hope I never meet her, either I would be so disappointed and she would be a huge coont or she would be exactly what I think she would be and fall even more in love with her.

Just saying


I don't think she is a huge coont. She does not seem to be able to keep a man for very long. If a woman looks good and has a great body, we'll put up with a lot of shiat for quite a while. I think she's probably needy. That will get rid of any man really quick.
 
2012-04-17 12:39:03 PM
ihatedumbpeople: Just watched Horrible Bosses this weekend.

Damn...she fine.

/best boss EVAR.


Same here. I'd watch it again just for the dirty talk.

/the movie wasn't bad either.
 
2012-04-17 12:58:50 PM
www.nypost.com
I enjoyed her in "Wanderlust". Now tell me how farked up I am.
 
2012-04-17 01:00:17 PM
Dahnkster: [www.nypost.com image 300x300]
I enjoyed her in "Wanderlust". Now tell me how farked up I am.


Well...you're on Fark...that's says enough, n'est pas?
 
2012-04-17 01:03:00 PM
Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

If you are still looking for something, I heard that she needs more flair.

cache.reelz.com
 
2012-04-17 01:04:40 PM
mohron: Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

If you are still looking for something, I heard that she needs more flair.

[cache.reelz.com image 600x322]


I'd give her some flair, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-17 01:05:20 PM
mohron: Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

If you are still looking for something, I heard that she needs more flair.

[cache.reelz.com image 600x322]


Or you know, I could try posting the right joke instead of half of it. Screw it now, it wasn't really that funny.

/copy+pasta fail
 
2012-04-17 01:23:26 PM
She is an ok actress and she looks good but from what I have heard about her she is a diva and that she knows she is hot and I hate a woman who thinks she is all that when she really is not, if she didn't have pointy nipples most guys wouldn't give her a second look!
 
2012-04-17 01:35:00 PM
blogwiz: ...if she didn't have pointy nipples most guys wouldn't give her a second look!

i41.tinypic.com

Your theory needs some work.
 
2012-04-17 02:01:01 PM
Those nips just won't quit!
 
2012-04-17 02:05:49 PM
jenniferanistonphotos.net
 
2012-04-17 03:30:46 PM
Chemical_Turk: I hope I never meet her, either I would be so disappointed and she would be a huge coont or she would be exactly what I think she would be and fall even more in love with her.

Just saying


Attachment is the root of suffering.
 
2012-04-17 06:12:39 PM
ihatedumbpeople: [jenniferanistonphotos.net image 450x536]

Saw that for the first time last weekend. It rekindled my interest, so to speak.
 
2012-04-17 06:53:36 PM
She sure is a fine example of a woman.
 
2012-04-17 08:40:42 PM
I suspect that her pokey nipples are actually a shtick... She does it on purpose. She has a pair of fake nipple pasties that she wears, like these:

cdn102.iofferphoto.com

It's all a lie... A lie that made her millions of dollars.
 
2012-04-17 08:46:31 PM
I'd make one of her boobs look like this
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-17 11:29:12 PM
blogwiz: She is an ok actress and she looks good but from what I have heard about her she is a diva and that she knows she is hot and I hate a woman who thinks she is all that when she really is not, if she didn't have pointy nipples most guys wouldn't give her a second look!

If Kelly Clarkson Jennifer Aniston plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly Wanderlust" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2012-04-18 10:36:54 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Attachment is the root of suffering.

I'd make her suffer my attachment, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-18 04:57:34 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Chemical_Turk: I hope I never meet her, either I would be so disappointed and she would be a huge coont or she would be exactly what I think she would be and fall even more in love with her.

Just saying

I don't think she is a huge coont. She does not seem to be able to keep a man for very long. If a woman looks good and has a great body, we'll put up with a lot of shiat for quite a while. I think she's probably needy. That will get rid of any man really quick.


This is what I was thinking too. She lacks confidence in any realtionship she has with "Mr.Right" (or so I've read) and being needy from what I hear from guys, like yourself, is that that's a turn-off. I think guys would rather have a less hot girlfriend but one that has more confidence in herself and their relationship. A woman who doesn't need to be coddled like I think Jennifer Aniston is.
 
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