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Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

Madonna might want one.


She would probably be more interested in a Cambodian man...or three.

Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

Both of those comments made me laugh like crazy. Thanks man. I needed that.

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They did a good job of photoshopping Brad Pitt's face onto Jennifer Aniston in that picture.

topless jumping jacks or GTFO

hmmmm... I thought they were already married.

/guess I am not the TMZ demographic (or any gossip site for that matter)

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She always looks cold. Jeez, it's a 24/7 job just trying to...warm her up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

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They did a good job of photoshopping Brad Pitt's face onto Jennifer Aniston in that picture.

Maybe that was the attraction.

Just watched Horrible Bosses this weekend.

Damn...she fine.

/best boss EVAR.

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Some of the finest ever to poke through any fabric.

She likes it when I call her diamond cutter.

I hope I never meet her, either I would be so disappointed and she would be a huge coont or she would be exactly what I think she would be and fall even more in love with her.

Just saying

ihatedumbpeople: Just watched Horrible Bosses this weekend.

Damn...she fine.

/best boss EVAR.

Same here. I'd watch it again just for the dirty talk.

/the movie wasn't bad either.

I enjoyed her in "Wanderlust". Now tell me how farked up I am.

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I enjoyed her in "Wanderlust". Now tell me how farked up I am.

Well...you're on Fark...that's says enough, n'est pas?

Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

If you are still looking for something, I heard that she needs more flair.

mohron: Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

If you are still looking for something, I heard that she needs more flair.

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I'd give her some flair, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

mohron: Mugato: ...shiat, they already have one. Thankfully I kept the receipt..

If you are still looking for something, I heard that she needs more flair.

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Or you know, I could try posting the right joke instead of half of it. Screw it now, it wasn't really that funny.

/copy+pasta fail

She is an ok actress and she looks good but from what I have heard about her she is a diva and that she knows she is hot and I hate a woman who thinks she is all that when she really is not, if she didn't have pointy nipples most guys wouldn't give her a second look!

Those nips just won't quit!

Chemical_Turk: I hope I never meet her, either I would be so disappointed and she would be a huge coont or she would be exactly what I think she would be and fall even more in love with her.

Just saying

Attachment is the root of suffering.

She sure is a fine example of a woman.

I'd make one of her boobs look like this

blogwiz: She is an ok actress and she looks good but from what I have heard about her she is a diva and that she knows she is hot and I hate a woman who thinks she is all that when she really is not, if she didn't have pointy nipples most guys wouldn't give her a second look!

If Kelly Clarkson Jennifer Aniston plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "From Justin to Kelly Wanderlust" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.

HotIgneous Intruder: Attachment is the root of suffering.

I'd make her suffer my attachment, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Chemical_Turk: I hope I never meet her, either I would be so disappointed and she would be a huge coont or she would be exactly what I think she would be and fall even more in love with her.

Just saying

I don't think she is a huge coont. She does not seem to be able to keep a man for very long. If a woman looks good and has a great body, we'll put up with a lot of shiat for quite a while. I think she's probably needy. That will get rid of any man really quick.

This is what I was thinking too. She lacks confidence in any realtionship she has with "Mr.Right" (or so I've read) and being needy from what I hear from guys, like yourself, is that that's a turn-off. I think guys would rather have a less hot girlfriend but one that has more confidence in herself and their relationship. A woman who doesn't need to be coddled like I think Jennifer Aniston is.