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( Boobies Chainsaw Massacre star Jessica Biel (not safe for work)   ( divider line 118
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109352 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Oct 2003 at 1:57 PM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-10-31 11:13:47 AM  
Sooo hot... want to touch the hiney...
2003-10-31 11:56:15 AM  
7th Heaven.

p.s. Nice snatch.
2003-10-31 02:00:47 PM  
Holy slow-loading pictures, batman!
2003-10-31 02:00:57 PM  
I would hit it 9 times
2003-10-31 02:01:00 PM  
Jessica Biel is pretty nice, but my dream girl is still Kathy Ireland. Oh those emerald green eyes, my oh my.
2003-10-31 02:02:49 PM  
Alternate Biel Gallery
2003-10-31 02:03:00 PM  
So hot...must have...ooooooohhhhhh...
2003-10-31 02:03:05 PM  
the loading reminds me of the days of dial up porn... it was worth the wait then and still is.
2003-10-31 02:03:22 PM  
that movie sucked

but i'd hit it again, and again, and again,....
2003-10-31 02:03:40 PM  
Ok, so the chick is crazy hot... but WTF is up with all the newsfilter posts? Plug? somebody's got to be getting paid here.
2003-10-31 02:05:14 PM  
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A bit faster download, both of which are NSFW:

2003-10-31 02:05:42 PM  
Texas Chainsaw massacre has been re-made twice. It will NEVER be better than the original.

GOD Hollywood has run out of creative ideas.
2003-10-31 02:06:24 PM  
Oops...sorry so big...
2003-10-31 02:06:43 PM  
Newsfilter sucks. It gets farked too easy.
2003-10-31 02:07:21 PM  
Has to be one of my favs for obvious reasons.

2003-10-31 02:07:29 PM  
the original sucked.. you just thought it was good cuz back then they were saying it was real... kinda like the Blair Witch project... but once you look at it like just another movie, it sucks. big-time

the only good thing was the leatherface dance with the chainsaw... that rocked.
2003-10-31 02:07:46 PM  
soooo hot. lawdy.
2003-10-31 02:07:47 PM  
I'd saw it..
2003-10-31 02:08:04 PM  
I am fairly sure that she's only 17 in most of these some special parental consent or some such.
2003-10-31 02:08:19 PM  
She's a looker, but she's no Jill Hennessy!
2003-10-31 02:08:28 PM  
I always promised myself I wouldn't have any unhealthy attachments to celebrities who I will never meet. Then along comes Jessica...unfarkingbelievable!!!

Now if I actually do meet her, I will be very cool. Yeah right...I'll be arrested on the spot for public fapation.
2003-10-31 02:09:35 PM  
Newsfilter too slow?

Try this


She's sofa king fine.
2003-10-31 02:09:35 PM  
I think being a reverend's daughter on a TV show adds to her allure.
2003-10-31 02:10:08 PM  
I heard that Jessica Biel is a Farker and comes here almost everyday. She even has an account.
2003-10-31 02:10:24 PM  

definitely, perhaps you could post a pic of Jill?, haven't seen her in at least a few hours.
2003-10-31 02:10:33 PM  
today is a really good day on Fark..

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2003-10-31 02:11:13 PM  

I know Jill. Jessica is so far out in front of her. Sorry, Jill.
2003-10-31 02:12:02 PM  
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2003-10-31 02:13:47 PM  
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My favorite... very close to Jill Hennesey.
2003-10-31 02:14:45 PM  
I knew I should've called in sick today.
2003-10-31 02:14:45 PM  
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My favorite... very close to Jill Hennesey.
2003-10-31 02:15:47 PM  
Damn the REFRESH button. Must re-learn my technique.
2003-10-31 02:16:06 PM  
Id perform cunnlingus, bang her for three hours, and then fake an orgasm...

No. Im not a lesbian.
2003-10-31 02:17:17 PM  
I always get her Confused with Jessica Alba for some reason.
2003-10-31 02:18:17 PM  
OK...let's review...

Jill Hennessy

[image from too old to be available]

Kathy Ireland

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2003-10-31 02:20:44 PM  
2003-10-31 02:23:53 PM  
Hey now, find a better pic of Kathy Ireland, there are far better ones out there!

*working, sort of*
2003-10-31 02:25:50 PM  
Man, I love this thread.
2003-10-31 02:27:48 PM  
Kathy Ireland is like what 50 now ?
2003-10-31 02:27:49 PM  
Kathy Ireland's face is shaped just like home plate. That is kinda creepy
2003-10-31 02:29:21 PM  
I'd hit it 'till all the pieces fell off.
2003-10-31 02:30:25 PM  
2003-10-31 02:27:48 PM bigdork666

Kathy Ireland is like what 50 now ?

Kathy Ireland is 40...birthday March 8, 1963.
2003-10-31 02:30:44 PM  
Thing in a bag..

her face does look like home plate,

I'd hit it.
2003-10-31 02:33:43 PM  
I think the 'free nude photos' would have been better if she was actually, oh I don't know, nude...
2003-10-31 02:34:54 PM  
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2003-10-31 02:36:04 PM  
In order to save time I will answer for all warm-blodded men (heterosexual):

We'd hit it.

Thank you, you may now proceed to the fapping.
2003-10-31 02:36:11 PM  
Bukharin, my pants just got very tight.
2003-10-31 02:36:12 PM  
Why must one be hotter than all others? Can't I just have all three, at the same time?
2003-10-31 02:37:14 PM  
Jill Hennessey in Crossing Porndom.

Now, that would be fappalicious.
2003-10-31 02:37:24 PM  
Bukharin.. who is she?
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