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(Daily Mail)   Rihanna desperately attempts to restart sagging music career by : A) Meeting with producers. B) Writing additional material. C) Posting new bikini photos   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 79
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2012-04-17 10:37:23 AM
I loved her on A Different World.
 
2012-04-17 10:48:44 AM
what a "sagging music career" might look like:

"TALK THAT TALK" (released 5 months ago) BECOMES RIHANNA'S FASTEST MILLION SELLER Link (new window)
 
2012-04-17 11:40:49 AM
I heard that Umberella song once. It was terrible.
 
2012-04-17 11:40:50 AM
She's in Hawaii and she poses in a hotel pool waterfall? Venture off the property, honey. They're everywhere in nature there.
 
2012-04-17 11:41:01 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is that what I think it is?
 
2012-04-17 11:43:22 AM
Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?


Yes, definitely Buddha statue
 
2012-04-17 11:43:27 AM
You know most spreads start with fully dressed then gets down to topless, I like how the Dailymail does it in reverse.
 
2012-04-17 11:43:46 AM
I farking hate this person
 
2012-04-17 11:47:01 AM
she's pretty from far away for me, but up close her face looks a little too mannish.
 
2012-04-17 11:47:21 AM
Could be worse....She could have mock-scratched her crotch instead.
 
2012-04-17 11:47:25 AM
Someone is going to be pissed that his lady is flaunting her shiat.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2012-04-17 11:48:44 AM
Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?


Do you have the original of this?
 
2012-04-17 11:50:09 AM
Well, so? Aside from the occasional exception, pop music sales today have more to do with the look of the performer than the talent of the performer or strength of the art itself. It's probably a good enough move to do the trick if she needs it.

That said.... what's the definition of a "flagging" music career now? Not having a hit song in the last 20 minutes? I think Giant Alien Forehead's career is probably just fine.
 
2012-04-17 11:51:14 AM
maverickzy: Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?

Do you have the original of this?


rattanaram.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-17 11:51:23 AM
Serious butterface.
 
2012-04-17 11:52:00 AM
maverickzy: Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?

Do you have the original of this?


Sure do:

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2012-04-17 11:52:32 AM
LewDux: maverickzy: Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?

Do you have the original of this?

[rattanaram.files.wordpress.com image 500x334]


God I love this meme.
 
2012-04-17 11:52:33 AM
You can hardly see that nipple
 
2012-04-17 11:52:42 AM
blah.... too slow on the draw
 
2012-04-17 11:53:20 AM
What planet does subby live on? They play her song every 10 minutes on the radio.
 
2012-04-17 11:53:48 AM
LewDux: maverickzy: Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?

Do you have the original of this?

[rattanaram.files.wordpress.com image 500x334]


dirty_bird18: maverickzy: Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?

Do you have the original of this?

Sure do:

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 248x300]


God I love fark.
 
2012-04-17 11:54:45 AM
Fun fact of the day: Buddha has a tiny little mustache.
 
2012-04-17 11:55:01 AM
Did she fling off her mammaries with the bikini top?
 
2012-04-17 11:55:14 AM
I can't believe Buddha has religion based on him. Dude had no talent
 
2012-04-17 11:57:58 AM
i35.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 12:01:26 PM
Where did her boobs go?
 
2012-04-17 12:03:01 PM
Metal: Where did her boobs go?

Fasting will cause body fat to diminish.
 
2012-04-17 12:04:27 PM
She has a divine ass but no boobs to speak of. Kind of a shame, really.

Still give it a 7.5 - 8 on the 'hit-it-o-meter'
 
2012-04-17 12:09:57 PM
Do not question an artist's process, subby. If this is how she chooses to express herself, who are we to judge? Maybe she's growing as a performer.
 
2012-04-17 12:13:32 PM
That coward David Lopan: Do not question an artist's process, subby. If this is how she chooses to express herself, who are we to judge? Maybe she's growing as a performer.

Growing? A pair?

We can hope.
 
2012-04-17 12:19:22 PM
No matter how hot she is, there is a man somewhere tired of her having filed charges against him for physical assault.
 
2012-04-17 12:19:35 PM
Raug the Dwarf: She has a divine ass but no boobs to speak of. Kind of a shame, really.

Still give it a 7.5 - 8 on the 'hit-it-o-meter'


Built for doggystyle. Especially with that mug.
 
2012-04-17 12:24:22 PM
would hit it, I hear she's into that.
 
2012-04-17 12:32:16 PM
I love this woman's juicy caboosey.
 
2012-04-17 12:44:07 PM
When her first album came out and she was doing mall concerts, my boss tagged me to do a lot of the "man on site" work at the concert she did here in DC at the City Place (shiaty place) in Silver Spring. She had one hit and was being a diva coont all damn day and I think she was 17. I wished nothing but failure for her, there is no God! But she did/does suck as a person.
 
2012-04-17 12:51:42 PM
She's cute and all, but she's got a bush like a Brillo pad.

pon de wee wee
 
2012-04-17 12:59:14 PM
She's like 23. Yes, I'm sure it's all over for her. Noting but a slow decline into obscurity now.
 
2012-04-17 01:02:17 PM
Stars are just people who need alot of attention and if they are not getting it they will do what ever they have to do get it! case in point people like Lyndsey Lohan when she thought people were not putting her on a pedestal any more she went nuts and got bad attention.....but we make them that way because when they are doing good in the biz we treat them like they are better than everyone else but they are just the same as we are they get a job and go to work and they put their clothes on the same as we do.....but we think they are all that but really we make them all that and if we treated them like anyone else they wouldn't make million of dollars, if we didn't pay way to much to go see their films the biz couldn't pay them like they do! I never like this person she can't sing and she is not all that!
 
2012-04-17 01:02:45 PM
1: Her twitter seems completely mentally retarded in the middle of that article.
2: Her breasts are less-than-inspiring
3: There's a lot of women with a lot better asses on this planet who look a lot better, actually have a chest, and aren't so dumb they radiate an unmistakable cone of ignorance

Also, didnt she get back with Brown? the DUDE THAT BEAT HER BLOODY?
Some girls are too dumb to be hot.
 
2012-04-17 01:12:06 PM
She needs to keep posting pictures.
 
2012-04-17 01:13:04 PM
Titless?

Waste of time and camera memory.
 
2012-04-17 01:18:58 PM
Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?


Yes indeed it is... confirmation that she is in fact a boy.
 
2012-04-17 01:21:51 PM
Caelistis: Titless?

Waste of time and camera memory.
 
2012-04-17 01:27:46 PM
She looks like she's channeling Rosie Perez in those horseback photo's.
 
2012-04-17 01:28:24 PM
cryinoutloud: Noting but a slow decline into obscurity now.

That's actually what is likely to happen. She's always been disposable, and as she ages she will appeal less to the core teen and tween demographics. Look for a replacement in a few years.

Remember Lady Gaga? The big, talented star who was going to be around forever whose last album sold half the previous album.
 
2012-04-17 01:31:24 PM
Q: In a competition between Chris Brown and Rihanna on who is the bigger moron who wins?

A: Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.

/Try the veal
 
2012-04-17 01:38:13 PM
Rapmaster2000: cryinoutloud: Noting but a slow decline into obscurity now.

That's actually what is likely to happen. She's always been disposable, and as she ages she will appeal less to the core teen and tween demographics. Look for a replacement in a few years.

Remember Lady Gaga? The big, talented star who was going to be around forever whose last album sold half the previous album.


LOL

Born This Way has shown that she's just tapped into some creativity far and beyond past anything her contemporaries could ever come up with, so now, as she seems to know, it's time to go back to the Top 40 stuff and remind everyone that she's talented and creative enough to do pop music in a way that no way else in her field could do.
 
2012-04-17 01:48:16 PM
Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?


I didn't think she was so flat chested.
 
2012-04-17 01:49:28 PM
LewDux: Rapmaster2000: cryinoutloud: Noting but a slow decline into obscurity now.

That's actually what is likely to happen. She's always been disposable, and as she ages she will appeal less to the core teen and tween demographics. Look for a replacement in a few years.

Remember Lady Gaga? The big, talented star who was going to be around forever whose last album sold half the previous album.

LOL

Born This Way has shown that she's just tapped into some creativity far and beyond past anything her contemporaries could ever come up with, so now, as she seems to know, it's time to go back to the Top 40 stuff and remind everyone that she's talented and creative enough to do pop music in a way that no way else in her field could do.


I remember when I used to do the "another ARTISTIC TRIUMPH FOR GAGA" thing. I quit doing that about six months ago. She's not relevant so neither is the troll.

I did it for a bit with Lana del Rey, but her shelf life was significantly less than her label planned.
 
2012-04-17 01:50:02 PM
LewDux: Endive Wombat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x462]

Is that what I think it is?

Yes, definitely Buddha statue


i172.photobucket.com
 
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