Rectum? Dang near killed 'em.
/old joke is old
//talk about your rimshots

I thought it was liquor in the front
poker in the rear?

now I'm confused.

Was a wedding ring present?

Quarter bottle: A bottle of wine containing 0.1875 liters of fluid, 1/4 the volume of a standard bottle.

This was all done at Slippery Dick's Come-On Inn. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

Could have ended worse...

Do guys come home from work, see stuff and think,"I think I'll stick that up my ass".

Of course, this is totally not gay.

Just wait til the oil hits is entangled in the anus.

Cosmo Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'

But what about the oil? Is there still likely to be trouble when that hits the anus?

atomic-age: Just wait til the oil hits is entangled in the anus.

oilhitstheanus.jpg

I read Gurdeep Singh Ubeja as a drunken slurred version of "Go deep in? You betcha!".

Jake Havechek: Do guys come home from work, see stuff and think,"I think I'll stick that up my ass".

If the first thing you see when you come home from work is a hamster.. then, sure.

in before the oil hits the....

four95: atomic-age: Just wait til the oil hits is entangled in the anus.

oilhitstheanus.jpg

Jake Havechek: Do guys come home from work, see stuff and think,"I think I'll stick that up my ass".

Doesn't everyone do this?

Reading the headline and hearing the headline result in two very different mental pictures.

SmackLT: unyon: I read that headline in the tune of The Smiths' Girlfriend in a Coma.

Pretty sure that was the point


Is that because the bottlebutt boy became unconscious? I might have gone with an acronym "Intentional Bottle something something."

If you put a cockroach in a hamsters butt then insert the hamster do you get a MaHamOach?

What, no picture of the x-ray? Well, I suppose that no ass-centric x-ray could ever top the sheer insanity of Butt Lightyear, but still.

Mugato: AbbeySomeone: Jake Havechek: Do guys come home from work, see stuff and think,"I think I'll stick that up my ass".

Doesn't everyone do this?

Well first you have to take out the stapler from the office.

Stapler? Pfft. Let me know when it's a new keyboard. Sure the keys will be sticky but I'm sure as hell not paying for a new one when there are plenty just sitting on a desk.

LULA: One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell puttin' one big cockroach on his anus.

SAILOR: Hell, peanut...

Jake Havechek: LULA: One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell puttin' one big cockroach on his anus.

SAILOR: Hell, peanut...

I love that movie.

I love when I begin reading an article, and it pops to a "hi! You need javascript to read this" page.

No I goddamn don't. The article had already loaded.

Jake Havechek: Cosmo Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'

This. Is the reason to get a colonscopy. For the great hilarious stories they'll tell you before you pass out. That. And the drugs. Mention Will Gere and there's a 10% discount.

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

I hope the doc told the guy he was doing it wrong...

AbbeySomeone: Jake Havechek: LULA: One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell puttin' one big cockroach on his anus.

SAILOR: Hell, peanut...

I love that movie.

Hey, speaking of that movie, I just picked up the novel that it's based on Link (new window). Quick, entertaining read. I was surprised to learn that there are six or seven books about Sailor and Lula.

Jake Havechek: Cosmo Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'

Worked with a guy shoes wife worked for a proctologist. Strangest thing they ever had to remove was a plunger. Think about that for a second

I guess they wanted to goatse if he could do it.


/And how gay is watching the guy shoving the bottle in his dumper?

there their theyre: Jake Havechek: Cosmo Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'

Worked with a guy shoes wife worked for a proctologist. Strangest thing they ever had to remove was a plunger. Think about that for a second

Which way was it facing? I mean, it's strange either way, but it's way stranger one way than the other.

Alex '1 Guy 1 Cup' understands.

Link (new window) VERY NSFW

croesius: I love when I begin reading an article, and it pops to a "hi! You need javascript to read this" page.

No I goddamn don't. The article had already loaded.

They use websense here at work, and something on that page is blocked because of:

"This Websense category is filtered: Malicious Web Sites.
Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization."

unyon: I read that headline in the tune of The Smiths' Girlfriend in a Coma.

As did I.

I would hate anything to happen to her.

Fluorescent Testicle: What, no picture of the x-ray? Well, I suppose that no ass-centric x-ray could ever top the sheer insanity of Butt Lightyear, but still.

Since you asked.......