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Came for the Rocket-bye Baby (new window) reference. Leaving happy.

/"Green"

Veritas: These guys can tell you what a yob is.
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/Obligatory
//Who is your favourite genius? James Hird or James Joyce?
///Obscure?

came for the TISM reference, left satisfied

Harry_Seldon: A yob is what you do to make money in Sweden.

Interviewer: "Where did you get your education?"

Applicant: "Yale."

Interviewer: "That's very impressive, Mr. ... what did you say your name was?"

Applicant: "Yim Yohnson!"

We're from Wigan, and we live in mud huts!

Q: What's a Wigan kebab?
A: 3 pies on a stick!

(who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies...)

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Came for this, leaving satisfied.

dj_blueshift: [Picture of an old-school yob.]

Glad to see that someone still remembers the classics.

What's all this then?

spicorama: saving this for the next time someone makes a "that's a genetic trait with THOSE PEOPLE" comment.

/Its a socio-economic issue with THOSE PEOPLE.

THIS. I had to ask a friend of mine who would make passive comments alluding to how blacks commit all the crime. So I asked him where the people who are in jail back in India came from, do they import Africans to throw the in jail? After the blank stare I simply said "What do they have in common? Race or poverty and ignorance?" Again, blank stare."POOR... DUMB...PEOPLE...STEAL...SHIAT". I'm not friends with him anymore.

I read TFA and I still don't know.

Idiots.

So the English are kicking France's ass again?

/Agincourt

Filmed with a mobile phone it showed the jeering youngsters laughing and joking as they verbally abused staff stole food and hurled rubbish, leaflets and food across the restaurant.

the yobs had leaflets?

ronaprhys: So the English are kicking France's ass again?

/Agincourt

Yobsmacked!

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Leaving satisfied.

It's a soft "j."

Kind of like yogging, where you just run for an extended period of time. Supposed to be wild.

And naturally this is the sort of thing that goes viral.

I don't know about you, but I would almost be willing to pay good money to see a video of someone going in there with a couple of rapid-fire automatic weapons and cleaning up the local gene pool.

So much for the nanny state...

I would've LOL'ed had one of the McDonald's employees taken a nice scoop of oil from the fryer and launched it at the yobs.

geoduck42: dj_blueshift: [Picture of an old-school yob.]

Glad to see that someone still remembers the classics.


Agreed. Well done.

GCD: I would've LOL'ed had one of the McDonald's employees taken a nice scoop of oil from the fryer and launched it at the yobs.

yeah but being the UK that person wouldve been put in jail for assault with a deadly weapon while the precious rioting snowflake wouldve claimed to have been bullied into being there thru peer pressure and didnt want to be there and was actually a charming person who loved their mums and took care of one legged orphans and puppies and kittens and stuff and the mcdonalds worker fearing for his/her safety at the hands of a murderous mob was actually a monster villain who is violent and out of control and spends all their time on 4chan/b and eats babies

EbolaNYC: spicorama: saving this for the next time someone makes a "that's a genetic trait with THOSE PEOPLE" comment.

/Its a socio-economic issue with THOSE PEOPLE.

THIS. I had to ask a friend of mine who would make passive comments alluding to how blacks commit all the crime. So I asked him where the people who are in jail back in India came from, do they import Africans to throw the in jail? After the blank stare I simply said "What do they have in common? Race or poverty and ignorance?" Again, blank stare."POOR... DUMB...PEOPLE...STEAL...SHIAT".

You sure it's that simple?

I'm not friends with him anymore.

OK, but are you *really* sure? Or just trying to make yourself feel superior?

So are yobs really just British rednecks, or do rural miscreants go by another name? I have to assume that every country has its own version of rednecks.

The only thing I could think was "Speculators, concerned over McDonalds riots, have raised the price on a box of McNuggets to 10 dollars"

I thought yobs was short hand for Youth Of Britain?

Came in for Yob the Alien. Leaving satisfied.

But, I thought these were supposed to be called 'chavs'.

You wacky Brits and your dogs bollocks slangs.

Typical Mancs.

It appears that at least one of the yobs is a lrig.

British for yoot.

As someone who works in a kitchen, I can't imagine a rowdy customer getting back into the employee area without suffering from either severe grease burns, multiple stab wounds, or a massively farked-up grill. Thankfully, I work for a small business, so I wouldn't be fired for defending myself, either.

/yes I have a plan in case that happens
//it's a crazy world these days, gotta be prepared for anything

Leeds: Typical Mancs.

Hey c'mon now, Wigan may be in the county, but they're not Mancs :P

(you'd probably insult one if you called him a Manc, unless you simultaneously offered pie).

This points to one of my inner conflicts, I'm generally a civil libertarian, and critical of over-agressive and/or militarized police tactics.

On the other hand, on rare occasions police beatings are a great public service.

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came for this.

thanks

From wiki;

Yobbo or yob is a slang term for an uncouth or thuggish working-class person. The word derives from a back slang reading of the word "boy" (boy or boyo reversed becomes yob or - slightly modified - yobbo).

English Slang

Manchester isn't in France, submitter.

/yeah, I guess it's supposed to be a joke. But jokes are supposed to be funny.

Philbigtime: /yes I have a plan in case that happens
//it's a crazy world these days, gotta be prepared for anything

I had a customer who used to threaten me regular.
Other employees whould be like, Why don't you go out there and kik his ass?

Reply? When he sets foot in my kitchen, then his ass is mine. While he's on the floor, he's the customer. the customer isn't always right, but he is the customer.
I'm standing back there with frikkni rolling pins, and huge knives.

fast forward to his funeral ten years later.
I go (just to have a few beers, make sure he's dead, and piss on his fresh grave) and people are all, Wow. You came? You're a bigger guy than we thought. Not only did you not kick his ass when anyone would have cheered you on, but you showed at his funeral and hugged his family. You're a great guy.

I did piss on his grave.

vudukungfu

Reply? When he sets foot in my kitchen, then his ass is mine. While he's on the floor, he's the customer. the customer isn't always right, but he is the customer.

...

I did piss on his grave.


Spoken like a true puss.

padraig: In France ?

Yeah, you know why most brits have this ''keep calm and carry on'' attitude ? Because deep down, there are all like this, they are conscious of it, and they have to be overcompensate so as not to become the beasts they know they are.

How else do you think they conquered a quarter of the planet Earth?

Also came for TISM, left semi-satisfied in that it has been mentioned, but no one's posted the YouTube link to the video yet.

(Lyrics here)

leonel: How else do you think they conquered a quarter of the planet Earth?

Bad breath and syphilis ?

padraig: leonel: How else do you think they conquered a quarter of the planet Earth?

Bad breath and syphilis ?

And don't you forget it!

footshot: Leeds: Typical Mancs.

Hey c'mon now, Wigan may be in the county, but they're not Mancs :P

(you'd probably insult one if you called him a Manc, unless you simultaneously offered pie).

I will accept your corrections. :-)

Wtf? This is why carrying a handgun in the United States is awesome. You wouldn't see that shiat here. The moment that mob walked in and some redneck felt like his or his families life were in danger he would have started dropping those punks like it was no ones business.

Disgraceful. Is this brutal mob mentality prevalent in Europe?

HellRaisingHoosier

You wouldn't see that shiat here. The moment that mob walked in and some redneck felt like his or his families life were in danger he would have started dropping those punks like it was no ones business.


Which begs the question: what would you rather see here? think about it...