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(KATU)   Apparently so many teachers are having sex with their students that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife office has had to start busting pervs   (katu.com) divider line 47
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2012-04-16 09:58:42 PM  
Hopefully they don't just relocate him to a less-populated area.
 
2012-04-17 01:06:49 AM  
You can't tuna music teacher.
 
2012-04-17 01:39:46 AM  
Wait, are you telling me that there is a law enforcement arm of the United States that actually knows what it is doing?
 
2012-04-17 02:48:08 AM  
She was 17. Her daddy may say she's too young, but she's old enough for me.
 
2012-04-17 02:54:36 AM  
Well, he does look fishy....
 
2012-04-17 02:57:12 AM  

cman: Wait, are you telling me that there is a law enforcement arm of the United States that actually knows what it is doing?


Fish and Wildlife seem to be pretty good all over, they've got a good reputation in Canada as well. They've got a nice looking Bell 407 (I think) that lands at the airport I fly out of once a month or so.
 
2012-04-17 02:57:53 AM  
Catch and release
 
2012-04-17 03:02:22 AM  
Well, after all, they aren't nothin' but mammals.
 
2012-04-17 03:07:51 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She was 17. Her daddy may say she's too young, but she's old enough for me.


If he was in other states he'd only be in trouble for being a teacher.
 
2012-04-17 03:10:13 AM  
Dear news folks - when reporting these types of stories we want to see pics of :

Hot female teacher
Or jailbait girl
 
2012-04-17 03:16:57 AM  

easypray: Dear news folks - when reporting these types of stories we want to see pics of :

Hot female teacher
Or jailbait girl


You gotta hope for hot teacher, then. They never post jailbait pics.

/the bastards
 
2012-04-17 03:34:36 AM  
If I looked like that, having sex with anything closely resembling pussy would be a celebration.

17 has plenty of grass on the field. Let the man soak his dick stick in peace...
 
2012-04-17 03:38:02 AM  

change1211: cman: Wait, are you telling me that there is a law enforcement arm of the United States that actually knows what it is doing?

Fish and Wildlife seem to be pretty good all over, they've got a good reputation in Canada as well. They've got a nice looking Bell 407 (I think) that lands at the airport I fly out of once a month or so.


It's a bell curve. Small towns at the bottom, national agencies at the top, straight federal agencies back at the bottom.
 
2012-04-17 03:56:15 AM  
LEAs are casting their nets far and wide hoping to snare fishy pedo teachers.
 
2012-04-17 03:58:35 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She was 17. Her daddy may say she's too young, but she's old enough for me.


what you did there. i see it. and i applaud your 80s hair metal reference
 
2012-04-17 04:00:18 AM  
I refuse to be outraged, except for the authority-figure aspect of it.
Yet I will also never understand it - and I mean on the part of the STUDENTS. It's like, "Ew, gross, you saw [teacher anatomical part]!".
 
2012-04-17 04:01:23 AM  
So which kind of teacher student story is this? The kind where we burn the male teacher's heuvos off, pat the lucky boy on the back, or fap to lesbian teachers?
 
2012-04-17 04:01:52 AM  

Panderpia: So which kind of teacher student story is this? The kind where we burn the male teacher's heuvos off, pat the lucky boy on the back, or fap to lesbian teachers?


The first one.
 
2012-04-17 04:02:39 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She was 17. Her daddy may say she's too young, but she's old enough for me.


Eighteen she's legal... seventeen with consent... sixteen if she has a note from her parents... and fifteen if her daddy's in the room with you.

/David Spade
 
2012-04-17 04:11:03 AM  

untaken_name: Panderpia: So which kind of teacher student story is this? The kind where we burn the male teacher's heuvos off, pat the lucky boy on the back, or fap to lesbian teachers?

The first one.


*puts back wizard hat and robe
 
2012-04-17 04:11:33 AM  
They already have a lot of experience relocating cougars and bears.

Sorry, Chinchillazilla, but you didn't make it all the way to the punchline.
 
2012-04-17 04:25:18 AM  
WTF dude. You can get a handy on San Pablo for $15 from an old hooker. I'm sure they have something similar where you lived.
 
2012-04-17 04:30:20 AM  
Why don't they just start issuing permits? At least they could generate some tax revenue...
 
2012-04-17 04:31:55 AM  

Panderpia: untaken_name: Panderpia: So which kind of teacher student story is this? The kind where we burn the male teacher's heuvos off, pat the lucky boy on the back, or fap to lesbian teachers?

The first one.

*puts back wizard hat and robe


I was so sure there was going to be a beaver lodge story today...
 
2012-04-17 05:40:04 AM  
I had sex in a forest preserve last weekend so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/MILF not jailbait
 
2012-04-17 05:47:02 AM  
His car is warm and dry.
 
2012-04-17 06:08:17 AM  

illannoyin: I had sex in a forest preserve last weekend so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/MILF not jailbait


I sincerely hope you avoided the poison ivy. I didn't and I'm paying a heavy price. My right leg looks like a prop from a horror movie.
 
2012-04-17 06:29:19 AM  

TomD9938: Eighteen she's legal... seventeen with consent... sixteen if she has a note from her parents... and fifteen if her daddy's in the room with you.

/David Spade


That wasn't a bit, that was an actual proposal he made to the legislature.

/Spade is a creepy guy is the point
 
2012-04-17 06:47:20 AM  
Oh it's a guy? Well better give him the chair. Not just probation like the women get.
 
2012-04-17 06:54:45 AM  
Abuse! But if he had waited an average of 6 months, depending her precise birthday, Fine! He might have gotten fired but he wouldn't be on any lists that would ruin his life.
 
2012-04-17 07:25:51 AM  
Pretty much at this point I assume all teachers are pedos. It saves me the extra reaction time later when I see them being led away in handcuffs.
 
2012-04-17 07:37:04 AM  

AbbeySomeone: His car is warm and dry.


28.media.tumblr.com

RIP
 
2012-04-17 07:42:21 AM  

snowybunting: AbbeySomeone: His car is warm and dry.

[28.media.tumblr.com image 425x285]

RIP


Brilliant.
 
2012-04-17 07:51:28 AM  
i85.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-17 07:51:32 AM  
Of course, Fish & Wildlife is using their secret project to collect evidence of the teacher-student trysts.

www.buysellcommunity.com

//(Hotlinked image of The Invisible Man TV Show) :-)
 
2012-04-17 08:32:04 AM  

Chinchillazilla: Hopefully they don't just relocate him to a less-populated area.


Yeah, the Catholics already tried that, with unfavorable outcomes.
 
2012-04-17 08:48:23 AM  
surprised you guys missed this. http://www.katu.com/news/va?vaid=4ce16bcb8144884b0c15d26e2e6ea58e, I would think this is more farkworthy
 
2012-04-17 08:53:57 AM  
NEED HIGHER TAXE$ TO HIRE MORE TEACHERS...to replace the pedophiles we lose after they get caught!

Hey teachers union! Instead of cutting classes to attend protests how's about some anti kid touching training.
 
Skr
2012-04-17 09:02:51 AM  
It's okay to fark fish
'cause they don't have any feelings.
 
2012-04-17 10:08:25 AM  
Most people don't know that enforcement officers with the USFWS, NMFS, USFS, etc. are fully trained federal law enforcement officers, with the same basic training as FBI agents. It's best not to fark with them.
 
2012-04-17 10:53:15 AM  
What in hell did she see in this guy that made her want to do this?
 
2012-04-17 10:56:07 AM  

Gumaraid: What in hell did she see in this guy that made her want to do this?


She is probably really fat and no one else would give her the time of day.

I never got it, either. Most kids were all "Ewww. Mr/Mrs [x] is gross! They are old!" Either way, abuse of power from a person in authority like that is highly immoral and unethical, and they should be fired and jailed (if underage).
 
2012-04-17 11:00:43 AM  

Gumaraid: What in hell did she see in this guy that made her want to do this?


Daddy.
 
2012-04-17 11:23:37 AM  

JackieRabbit: Gumaraid: What in hell did she see in this guy that made her want to do this?

Daddy.


That was my immediate thought as well.
 
2012-04-17 11:55:34 AM  

JackieRabbit: Most people don't know that enforcement officers with the USFWS, NMFS, USFS, etc. are fully trained federal law enforcement officers, with the same basic training as FBI agents. It's best not to fark with them.


I think "fully trained" is debatable....
 
2012-04-17 12:36:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-17 09:50:06 PM  
I'm waiting for the story where this teacher was "abused" by a female teacher when he was a student.

It's a vicious cycle don't you know.
 
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