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(The Smoking Gun)   Fellony commits felony, says she did it because "b*tch fell on me"   ( divider line
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11115 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2012 at 6:16 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-17 01:59:11 PM  
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Luckily it'll stay on her juvenile record so she can still probably get into Brown.
2012-04-17 08:39:33 AM  
1 vote:
I applaud these parents on their foresight.

In their honor, I'm naming my first child "Disappointment."
2012-04-17 08:32:46 AM  
1 vote:
When you name your kids by picking letters out of the baby daddy's hoodie, sometimes you get it right.
2012-04-17 07:34:43 AM  
1 vote:

Omnis_evil_twin: So...I guess you don't have to be attractive and successful to name your child Something Awful.

Oh man, can you imagine what would happen if you did that? All the other kids would always be calling them "goon".
2012-04-17 06:48:39 AM  
1 vote:
Fellatrix sounds like a nice name for a girl
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