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2012-04-16 08:19:10 PM  
Who the hell would name their daughter Fellony? Jeesh.
 
2012-04-16 08:33:39 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Who the hell would name their daughter Fellony? Jeesh.


I guess it's better than LaQueefa.
 
2012-04-16 08:41:23 PM  

dj_bigbird: Nina Haagen Dazs: Who the hell would name their daughter Fellony? Jeesh.

I guess it's better than LaQueefa.


Well maybe. Did you see her criminal record? I wonder if she'd be in all this trouble had her parents named her Upstanding Citizen Silas.
 
2012-04-17 12:16:14 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Who the hell would name their daughter Fellony? Jeesh.


Felonius Munk?
 
2012-04-17 06:17:44 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Who the hell would name their daughter Fellony? Jeesh.


I dunno, her?

egyptsaidso.com
 
2012-04-17 06:18:42 AM  
If there was a comedy bit about a black woman named Fellony Spike Lee would be protesting it.
 
2012-04-17 06:20:05 AM  
Subby done good.
 
2012-04-17 06:21:42 AM  
Felon? Yo, I never fell on nobody.
 
2012-04-17 06:38:28 AM  
So some chick bumps into her while dancing, so she smashes a glass over her head?

/Way to stay classy.
 
2012-04-17 06:41:22 AM  
Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?
 
2012-04-17 06:44:22 AM  

Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?


That's racist?
 
2012-04-17 06:46:27 AM  

Mugato: If there was a comedy bit about a black woman named Fellony Spike Lee would be protesting it.


And Rev Al Sharpton would be protesting.
 
2012-04-17 06:48:39 AM  
Fellatrix sounds like a nice name for a girl
 
2012-04-17 06:50:15 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?

That's racist?


It's not racist to comment on black culture. Black people name their kids goofy shiat like that. They just do. White people have their own set of goofy names too like Caerwyn or Apple.
 
2012-04-17 06:53:54 AM  
Paging MaxxLarge to the thread.
 
2012-04-17 06:55:30 AM  

Mugato: AbbeySomeone: Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?

That's racist?

It's not racist to comment on black culture. Black people name their kids goofy shiat like that. They just do. White people have their own set of goofy names too like Caerwyn or Apple.


That's the joke.
 
2012-04-17 06:57:06 AM  
My favorite is "Malice Green," he wound up getting shot by cops in Detroit, presumably because he looked malicious.
 
2012-04-17 06:57:42 AM  

AbbeySomeone: That's the joke.


I know but someone would probably actually think it was racist to assume she was black.
 
2012-04-17 07:16:50 AM  
Lewis Black talked about a girl named shiathead but pronounced nicely , suggested we get out of Minnesota if we didn't think someone would name their kid shiathead.
 
2012-04-17 07:17:02 AM  
Oh God, and it's her FIRST NAME, too! :-\

WTF is wrong with people!??
 
2012-04-17 07:18:51 AM  

Mugato: AbbeySomeone: Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?

That's racist?

It's not racist to comment on black culture. Black people name their kids goofy shiat like that. They just do. White people have their own set of goofy names too like Caerwyn or Apple.


It's like the only ethnicity to give their kids normal names these days are Asians.
 
2012-04-17 07:19:26 AM  

Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?


Sad. Period.
 
2012-04-17 07:30:26 AM  

Mugato: AbbeySomeone: Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?

That's racist?

It's not racist to comment on black culture. Black people name their kids goofy shiat like that. They just do. White people have their own set of goofy names too like Caerwyn or Apple.


My sister used to date some white trash dude with a daughter named Felony. So...I guess you don't have to be attractive and successful to name your child something awful.
 
2012-04-17 07:30:53 AM  
When "keeping it real" goes wrong.
 
2012-04-17 07:33:28 AM  
Stop. Living. Up. To. Stereotypes.
 
2012-04-17 07:34:43 AM  

Omnis_evil_twin: So...I guess you don't have to be attractive and successful to name your child Something Awful.


Oh man, can you imagine what would happen if you did that? All the other kids would always be calling them "goon".
 
2012-04-17 07:42:02 AM  
I met a woman at a jazz festival who's first name was Aquanetta. For reals.
 
2012-04-17 07:42:25 AM  

Mugato: AbbeySomeone: Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?

That's racist?

It's not racist to comment on black culture. Black people name their kids goofy shiat like that. They just do. White people have their own set of goofy names too like Caerwyn or Apple.


I was expecting white trailer trash myself. Knew a Florida redneck/white trash girl in high school named Felony.
 
2012-04-17 07:42:26 AM  
IThe issue here isn't that this woman committed simple assault over a trivial matter. It is that the choice her parents made in naming her Fellony perhaps turned prophetic, assuming it's pronunced FELL-ony, as opposed to fell-O-ny. It's like naming your kid Rich and he turns out to be a billionaire shipping magnate.

/please think when naming your children
 
2012-04-17 07:43:37 AM  
↑*whose*

Need more coffee!
 
2012-04-17 07:48:34 AM  
you knew it would be a soul sista

but who was the victim

media queers hide the story

was she a attractive and successful Caucasian-American degenerate white woman

another ghetto blaster

a what?
 
2012-04-17 07:51:46 AM  

Cubs300: IThe issue here isn't that this woman committed simple assault over a trivial matter. It is that the choice her parents made in naming her Fellony perhaps turned prophetic, assuming it's pronunced FELL-ony, as opposed to fell-O-ny. It's like naming your kid Rich and he turns out to be a billionaire shipping magnate.

/please think when naming your children


That's why I named my kid "Supreme King of the Earth and All Space".
 
2012-04-17 07:54:58 AM  
I hear it's OK if they do it but we can not do it, say it or comment on it.

That's what I heard.
 
2012-04-17 07:58:52 AM  

SwiftFox: Fellatrix sounds like a nice name for a girl


.

What's the male equivalent of Fellatrix? Fellatio?
 
2012-04-17 08:01:15 AM  

Lone Stranger: That's what I heard.


You didn't mention calling someone else whatever they want.
 
2012-04-17 08:01:41 AM  

1nsanilicious: What's the male equivalent of Fellatrix? Fellatio?


The Adventures of Fellatio Hornblower!
 
2012-04-17 08:11:42 AM  
www.comediansandspeakers.com
RIP Bill Bellamy.
 
2012-04-17 08:15:11 AM  
stereotypes reinforced
 
2012-04-17 08:16:13 AM  
RIP Jayo Felony (new window)
 
2012-04-17 08:20:41 AM  
It's all good guys, Fellony is short for "Fellatio"
 
2012-04-17 08:32:46 AM  
When you name your kids by picking letters out of the baby daddy's hoodie, sometimes you get it right.
 
2012-04-17 08:32:53 AM  

Cubs300: Is it sad that, without seeing the mugshot, the first image that popped in my head was that of a sad/crazy looking woman with dreads/cornrows? Or is it more sad that my generalization of the name "Fellony" was correct?


Those are neither cornrows nor dreads. They're called braids.
 
2012-04-17 08:39:33 AM  
I applaud these parents on their foresight.

In their honor, I'm naming my first child "Disappointment."
 
2012-04-17 08:41:31 AM  
My friend's Rottweiler is named Felony.
 
2012-04-17 08:42:15 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Who the hell would name their daughter Fellony? Jeesh.


They should went with something like doctora, dentista or lawyery. Kind of like that kid Doctor from the comic strip Jumpstart.
 
2012-04-17 08:47:44 AM  

lack of warmth: Nina Haagen Dazs: Who the hell would name their daughter Fellony? Jeesh.

They should went with something like doctora, dentista or lawyery. Kind of like that kid Doctor from the comic strip Jumpstart.


Whats worse, the fact that you made the reference or that I understood it?
 
2012-04-17 08:50:11 AM  
shoulda named her Hoodie.
 
2012-04-17 08:51:14 AM  
FTA: she allegedly struck a woman in the head with a glass

That's funny, she doesn't look like she's from Glasgow?
 
2012-04-17 08:53:10 AM  
s.dsimg.com

I don't know who you think you are, but making people scared won't get you very far.
 
2012-04-17 09:02:08 AM  
Probably because "b*tch had disrespected me".
 
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