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(MSNBC)   What's half white, half black, from another continent, and hates Newt Gingrich?   (thelastword.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 79
    More: Repeat, Newt Gingrich, St. Louis Zoo, Lawrence O'Donnell, senior producer, production assistant  
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2012-04-16 06:53:47 PM  
nice
 
2012-04-16 07:15:09 PM  
lol'd
 
2012-04-18 04:22:49 PM  
+1
 
2012-04-18 04:23:04 PM  
this ain't no "Dick in a box" but very good nonetheless. Good jorb, subs
 
2012-04-18 04:23:26 PM  
He doesn't look very upset in that photo, considering one of those penguins is biting him just two inches away from his eye.

Cool as a cucumber, that Newt.
 
2012-04-18 04:23:41 PM  
Wow, usually the news is about Newt sticking HIS pecker into someone
 
2012-04-18 04:24:02 PM  
Wow, what a worthless article, thanks for wasting my time!
 
2012-04-18 04:25:09 PM  

codergirl42: Wow, what a worthless article, thanks for wasting my time!


This is fark you know, you came here for actual news?
 
2012-04-18 04:26:11 PM  

codergirl42: Wow, what a worthless article, thanks for wasting my time!


Welcome to Fark?
 
2012-04-18 04:26:42 PM  
Well he shouldn't have been rooting for the Flyers.

/as a Rangers fan, i feel dirty but Go Flyers.
//doesn't matter, we could beat either of them.
 
2012-04-18 04:27:05 PM  
There's the headline this story's been waiting for. Good 'un.
 
2012-04-18 04:31:10 PM  
The ugly waify American Apparal model that keeps showing up in the side bar of this site?

Really, Drew? Do a lot of Farkers were American Apparal?
 
2012-04-18 04:31:36 PM  
Which is really odd, because if you gave him a tux, cigarette holder, and a monocle, he'd BE The Penguin!
 
2012-04-18 04:31:43 PM  
Nicely done, subby.
 
2012-04-18 04:34:10 PM  

THX 1138: He doesn't look very upset in that photo, considering one of those penguins is biting him just two inches away from his eye.

Cool as a cucumber, that Newt.


Cool as a newt, you mean...
 
2012-04-18 04:34:35 PM  
They're just mad because Newt's energy policies will make them all homeless.
 
2012-04-18 04:37:28 PM  
You people won't be laughing when the superpowers kick in.
 
2012-04-18 04:38:48 PM  
I especially liked the "I so hope penguins have rabies" comment.
 
2012-04-18 04:39:31 PM  

codergirl42: Wow, what a worthless article, thanks for wasting my time!


You wanted a story about Newt getting kicked by a zebra?
 
2012-04-18 04:40:06 PM  
The constitution?

+1 subby.
 
2012-04-18 04:40:07 PM  
i293.photobucket.com

/Getting a real kick, obligatory and cute as a bunny's nose.
 
2012-04-18 04:40:56 PM  
Q: And whats half black, half white, red all over, from another continent, and hates Newt Gingrich?
A: A liberally biased European newspaper.
But then all the media from all over the world is liberally biased against Newt. Impeach George Soros.
 
2012-04-18 04:41:07 PM  
Hates Newt Gingrich:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-18 04:41:13 PM  

Gyrfalcon: codergirl42: Wow, what a worthless article, thanks for wasting my time!

You wanted a story about Newt getting kicked by a zebra?


In the groin, preferably.

/Vid or it didn't happen.
 
2012-04-18 04:44:56 PM  
technabob.com
 
2012-04-18 04:45:27 PM  
List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Community Organizers
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Atheists
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NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable news except FNC
The New York Times
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The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
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Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
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Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
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ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
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Inflated tires
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Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Video Games
The Bible
CBO
Bruce Springsteen
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Comedy Central
Young People
whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is
Small Business Owners
Math
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
The Muppets
Iowa Republicans
Low-Flow Toilets
Penguins
 
2012-04-18 04:46:28 PM  

LectertheChef: List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Community Organizers
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
Satan
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable news except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Video Games
The Bible
CBO
Bruce Springsteen
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Comedy Central
Young People
whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is
Small Business Owners
Math
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
The Muppets
Iowa Republicans
Low-Flow Toilets
Penguins


You forgot Polan...nope, nope I see it there.
 
2012-04-18 04:47:35 PM  

you are a puppet: Q: And whats half black, half white, red all over, from another continent, and hates Newt Gingrich?
A: A liberally biased European newspaper.
But then all the media from all over the world is liberally biased against Newt. Impeach George Soros.


That's the biggest stretch since Gumby.
 
Bf+
2012-04-18 04:51:47 PM  
LLOLL
Good one subby.
 
2012-04-18 04:52:02 PM  
In other news, Newt Gingrich is going to run for Mayor of Gotham just to ruin the plans of the penguin.
 
2012-04-18 04:52:47 PM  

AiryAnne: [technabob.com image 490x369]


So much YES.
 
2012-04-18 05:01:59 PM  
Again?
 
2012-04-18 05:04:27 PM  
I heard that Batman actually had advanced notice of the Penguin's dastardly plot but when he heard it was Gingrich they were after he just laughed and went back to playing Mario Party 9 with Alfred and Robin.

Probably just a rumor.
 
2012-04-18 05:06:07 PM  
Hey, I didn't know they have penguins in Kenya.
 
2012-04-18 05:10:25 PM  
Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?
 
2012-04-18 05:14:06 PM  
Damn I was gonna guess British newspapers...
 
2012-04-18 05:14:52 PM  

AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?


Yes, but it's for admin use only, and it's only used when the repeat headline is truly worthy. It's only been used roughly a half-dozen times so far.
 
2012-04-18 05:15:09 PM  

AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?


Very interesting.....
 
2012-04-18 05:17:08 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?

Yes, but it's for admin use only, and it's only used when the repeat headline is truly worthy. It's only been used roughly a half-dozen times so far.


img1.fark.net Thanks.
 
2012-04-18 05:18:11 PM  

codergirl42: Wow, what a worthless article, thanks for wasting my time!


www.inquisitr.com

/oblig
 
2012-04-18 05:18:52 PM  

AmStatic1: Bathia_Mapes: AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?

Yes, but it's for admin use only, and it's only used when the repeat headline is truly worthy. It's only been used roughly a half-dozen times so far.

[img1.fark.net image 54x11] Thanks.


You're welcome. :-)
 
2012-04-18 05:20:19 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: AmStatic1: Bathia_Mapes: AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?

Yes, but it's for admin use only, and it's only used when the repeat headline is truly worthy. It's only been used roughly a half-dozen times so far.

[img1.fark.net image 54x11] Thanks.

You're welcome. :-)


Makes sense though
 
2012-04-18 05:21:59 PM  
Since the St. Louis Zoo is just across the river from me, I think I will have very good thoughts of the penguins when next I'm there.

LOL that's great :)
 
2012-04-18 05:22:44 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?

Yes, but it's for admin use only, and it's only used when the repeat headline is truly worthy. It's only been used roughly a half-dozen times so far.


I'm not worthy!

/subby
 
2012-04-18 05:28:09 PM  

shroom: Bathia_Mapes: AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?

Yes, but it's for admin use only, and it's only used when the repeat headline is truly worthy. It's only been used roughly a half-dozen times so far.

I'm not worthy!

/subby


I beg to differ. Your headline is excellent. We factor that in along with the fact that a headline is getting a lot of upvotes, as yours is.
 
2012-04-18 05:34:39 PM  
Napoleon?

Link
 
2012-04-18 05:44:29 PM  

fmcgalaxie500: AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?

Very interesting.....


I lol'd. Never noticed that one before.
 
2012-04-18 05:45:09 PM  
I heard he wanted to sue the penguin, but was told that it only 'looked' rich, and was actually just an animal with no money. Newt was bummed.
 
2012-04-18 06:06:05 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: AmStatic1: Wait, there's a "repeat" tag?

Yes, but it's for admin use only, and it's only used when the repeat headline is truly worthy. It's only been used roughly a half-dozen times so far.


You power-hungry mods are revealing more and more about yourselves with these actions that flout the spirit of fark. The best headlines will win out, we don't need your interventionist policies to dictate what headlines are better than others, especially ex post facto. You not only control the narrative of fark, now you're seeking to retcon said narrative?

For shame! For shame!

/awesome headline. repeat tag is warranted.
 
2012-04-18 06:07:01 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com


"Have a seat, Mr. Gingrich."
 
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