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2012-04-16 06:46:51 PM  
So, just have the Crystal Goose lay another one! :P
 
2012-04-16 08:07:29 PM  
"PAAAAWWWWWWWL, this makes us Broken Trophy NASHUNUL CHAMPEEUNS! ROLL TIDE!"
 
2012-04-16 08:34:00 PM  
oops
 
2012-04-16 08:35:40 PM  
I smell a Snickers commercial
 
2012-04-16 08:41:24 PM  
"A current player's father"


Ha ha! I'm glad my dad isn't the only clumsy one.
 
2012-04-16 08:43:00 PM  

Nabb1: "PAAAAWWWWWWWL, this makes us Broken Trophy NASHUNUL CHAMPEEUNS! ROLL TIDE!"


Oh my did I ever laugh hard at this.
 
2012-04-16 08:44:56 PM  
When they get a replacement trophy, they'll claim it as yet another national championship.
 
2012-04-16 08:45:24 PM  
www.beststuff.com
 
2012-04-16 09:02:14 PM  

burber: I smell a Snickers commercial


or direct tv

/don't break the national championship trophy
 
2012-04-16 09:05:56 PM  
I can totally relate. My dad knocked my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed pinewood derby racer off the winner's podium and cracked the rear axle off. It was a dark day at the Boy Scout Jamboree.
 
2012-04-16 09:10:32 PM  
 
2012-04-16 09:21:37 PM  
LSU wants to recruit the father, as he's the only one to crack through Bama in the past few months
 
2012-04-16 09:27:14 PM  
LOL subliterate southern tardbuckets.
 
2012-04-16 09:35:20 PM  

Pontious Pilates: LOL subliterate southern tardbuckets.


1/10
 
2012-04-16 09:36:29 PM  

YouWinAgainGravity: When they get a replacement trophy, they'll claim it as yet another national championship.


+1
 
2012-04-16 09:38:21 PM  
Won't the sec just pay for another one like they did that one?
 
2012-04-16 09:42:12 PM  
This is a big win for the NCAA. When Alabama has to give it back they can sell the fragments on the open market and make some nice coin from it, much more than $30,000.
 
2012-04-16 09:43:21 PM  
img560.imageshack.us

I was nowhere near it!
 
2012-04-16 10:01:29 PM  
Why is a Fabergé egg the symbol of the national championship?
 
2012-04-16 10:03:32 PM  
$30k each? I'm surprised the Athletics department doesn't have a closet full of them just in case something like this happens.
 
2012-04-16 10:15:40 PM  
That is the most inappropriate, stupidest, ugliest trophy I've ever seen.
It's like someone specifically asked for a football trophy that would impress only evangelicals, the newly-rich, and the Chinese. Seriously gaudy with absolutely zero aesthetically redeeming features. Trophies should be something you would actually want to display.

But yeah, as the guy above said - selling the shattered remnants to rubes'll bring the dollars in, boy tell yew whut.
 
2012-04-16 10:21:18 PM  
AND - kudos to the graphic designer responsible for that idiotic plaque.

"Hmm.. what could I do that will not only enhance, but will lend dignity to, this crystal avocado? I know! College font, white on black, stuck to a square chunk of mdf. Genius!"

farkin farknuts.

Delivering the thing in a farkin purse or an easter basket would have looked better.
 
2012-04-16 11:17:43 PM  
*clears throat*

.....geaux tigers.
 
2012-04-17 12:05:32 AM  
www.nerve.com
D'you know that a BCS trophy weighs 8 pounds?
 
2012-04-17 12:51:58 AM  

kiteless: [www.nerve.com image 600x450]
D'you know that a BCS trophy weighs 8 pounds?


Huh. Same as an 8 pound bag of shiat. Weird.
 
2012-04-17 01:48:51 AM  

HellRaisingHoosier: "A current player's father"


...not anymore.
 
2012-04-17 02:40:13 AM  
www.pmi.tv

Perhaps they should award a REAL trophy?

/been at the bottom of pools
//Dented, dropped, left on the side of the road
///Still goin' strong
 
2012-04-17 02:55:05 AM  
Though it could have been put back together, the trophy was instead given a medical hardship scholarship to clear space for the new incoming trophy.
 
2012-04-17 04:06:31 AM  
Nancy excuse for a trophy. Needs more Sluggo.
 
2012-04-17 06:13:49 AM  

gunther_bumpass: That is the most inappropriate, stupidest, ugliest trophy I've ever seen.
It's like someone specifically asked for a football trophy that would impress only evangelicals, the newly-rich, and the Chinese. Seriously gaudy with absolutely zero aesthetically redeeming features. Trophies should be something you would actually want to display.

But yeah, as the guy above said - selling the shattered remnants to rubes'll bring the dollars in, boy tell yew whut.


as hideous as it is, it's a gorgeous piece of gen-you-eine art next to most pro tennis trophies.
 
2012-04-17 06:39:54 AM  
Karma Biatch...
 
2012-04-17 07:02:07 AM  
I'm sure they can just buy another one.
 
2012-04-17 08:17:32 AM  
www.jonathanhoodshow.com
 
2012-04-17 08:41:07 AM  
They'll just win another one.
 
2012-04-17 09:56:17 AM  

vonmatrices: [www.pmi.tv image 325x500]

Perhaps they should award a REAL trophy?

/been at the bottom of pools
//Dented, dropped, left on the side of the road
///Still goin' strong


It has also been used as a toilet, which makes me cringe every time I hear about players drinking out of it.
 
2012-04-17 11:42:12 AM  
Apropos...
 
2012-04-17 12:33:17 PM  

Droog8912: vonmatrices: [www.pmi.tv image 325x500]

Perhaps they should award a REAL trophy?

/been at the bottom of pools
//Dented, dropped, left on the side of the road
///Still goin' strong

It has also been used as a toilet, which makes me cringe every time I hear about players drinking out of it.


And had infants bathed in it, as well as having spent the night in bed with any number of players and their wives/girlfriends/whores, so yeah, I think I'd want to see it doused in isopropyl before I drank out of it...
 
2012-04-17 02:25:25 PM  
This makes me smile.
WDE
 
2012-04-17 04:20:22 PM  
FTFA - "It's pretty fragile, I guess," Green said.

Ya' fuggin' think?

Sounds like a Bama grad.
 
2012-04-17 04:21:15 PM  

Derpy White Boy: This makes me smile.
WDE


Me too. Makes a space for the 2012 trophy.

/Don't think that's what you meant.
 
2012-04-17 07:07:24 PM  
I came here for a Risky Business reference, leaving sorely disappointed.
 
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