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(Yahoo)   After years of craving giant breasts, America's looking for more meat down below, if you know what I mean, and I think you do   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 136
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2012-04-16 08:31:56 PM  
The white-dark divide in poultry meat derives from myoglobin, a red-or-purple protein that delivers oxygen to muscle tissue. Muscle meats-like chicken legs-have lots of myoglobin. Game birds that fly often have plenty of myoglobin in their breast meat, too, but broilers, chickens bred for meat, flap their wings infrequently, so their breast tissue contains little of the protein.

Sounds good until some scientist outs the purple slime.
 
2012-04-16 08:38:05 PM  
Came hoping for a juicy ass thread, leaving sorely disappointed.
 
2012-04-16 08:51:34 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Came hoping for a juicy ass thread, leaving sorely disappointed.


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2012-04-16 09:11:29 PM  
Gunter glieben glauchen myoglobin... All right!!
 
2012-04-16 09:28:14 PM  
Small but natural breasts

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2012-04-16 09:40:11 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Came hoping for a juicy ass thread, leaving sorely disappointed.


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2012-04-16 09:48:10 PM  
FUPA?
 
2012-04-16 10:11:51 PM  

gopher321: Krymson Tyde: Came hoping for a juicy ass thread, leaving sorely disappointed.

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HA! I love it!
 
2012-04-16 10:29:45 PM  
I swear to all that's holy I read that article's headline as: Dark Meat Getting a Leg Up On Boning Boring Breasts

What is scarier is that it made sense at the time.
 
2012-04-16 10:48:24 PM  
But...but...
 
2012-04-16 10:56:08 PM  
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2012-04-16 11:04:05 PM  
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It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing but with tits and ass.
 
2012-04-16 11:07:39 PM  
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2012-04-16 11:22:42 PM  
Labia like s deflated circus tent?
 
2012-04-16 11:24:07 PM  
Big breasts are nice, and firm legs are nice, but clear skin is where it's at.
 
2012-04-16 11:24:15 PM  
Pussy lips like a safety tarp for someone jumping off a building?
 
2012-04-16 11:24:35 PM  
Dark meat is superior to breast. IIRC, Alton Brown said the same thing.
 
2012-04-16 11:26:20 PM  
A vagina like an apartment complex being fumigated?
 
2012-04-16 11:27:47 PM  
I have always been a thigh man.
 
2012-04-16 11:28:41 PM  
Hey, maybe they'll start breeding commercial meat birds that can actually walk!

/Dreaming
 
2012-04-16 11:30:17 PM  
If the industry realizes tastes are changing, perhaps they'll need to shift the genetics...

www.cryptomundo.com

No thanks
 
2012-04-16 11:30:18 PM  
Gash resembling a middle aged Italian woman vigorously shaking an old rug from her 12th story fire escape
 
2012-04-16 11:32:02 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gash resembling a middle aged Italian woman vigorously shaking an old rug from her 12th story fire escape


Seriously. There's something wrong with you.
 
2012-04-16 11:33:00 PM  
A coont with lips like 17th century sails, billowing in the wind from sea to shining sea
 
2012-04-16 11:33:55 PM  
Seems to me this article is trying to tell people what they should want. Personally I can't stand dark meat poultry.

What the good kind of ample dark meat below may look like. Absolutely NSFW
 
2012-04-16 11:37:05 PM  
Aw, gee...I thought it was only the Kardashian girls who liked dark meat.....
 
2012-04-16 11:38:40 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: If the industry realizes tastes are changing, perhaps they'll need to shift the genetics...

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No thanks


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"Double it!"

/wait, can you get bags of iqf boneless skinless thighs like you can breasts? whar!!!?!?
 
2012-04-16 11:40:14 PM  
Crap, I've been relying on my gigantic breasts so long, my cooter resembles a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

Off to work, this monster isn't going to brush-hog itself, you know.
 
2012-04-16 11:41:31 PM  
 
2012-04-16 11:41:41 PM  
At first I thought, "women aren't happy with my Weiner? But they all said it was big!"

Then I concluded it must be that us unsatisfied men were now pushing for roast beef curtain implants.

Boy was I off base.
 
2012-04-16 11:44:54 PM  

rogue_L_chick: Crap, I've been relying on my gigantic breasts so long, my cooter resembles a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

Off to work, this monster isn't going to brush-hog itself, you know.


Does your slit bear a striking resemblance to a group of Native Americans attempting to obtain the world record for the largest teepee or wigwam?
 
2012-04-16 11:45:12 PM  

Cyno01:
/wait, can you get bags of iqf boneless skinless thighs like you can breasts? whar!!!?!?


Yup, at least around here (SE michigan) kroger has em. Dunno about elsewhere, but I can't imagine why not. And I have to say I heartily disapprove of this new trend towards more people eating dark meat - I loved it when everyone wasted all their time on that expensive, less flavorful white meat and left all that juicy, delicious cheap dark meat for me. I don't want you all driving the prices up, darnit!
 
2012-04-16 11:45:25 PM  
This headline had me thinkin' Arby's, if you know what I mean
 
2012-04-16 11:46:28 PM  
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What?!
 
2012-04-16 11:47:13 PM  

SageC: farkingismybusiness: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x241]
It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing but with tits and ass.

You Must Choose.
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Why must I choose?.
 
2012-04-16 11:47:26 PM  
canv.as

/oblig
 
2012-04-16 11:50:02 PM  
i dont know how people can eat anything other than breast...unless its like processed with loads of sugary breading etc
 
2012-04-16 11:51:40 PM  

rogue_L_chick: Crap, I've been relying on my gigantic breasts so long, my cooter resembles a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

Off to work, this monster isn't going to brush-hog itself, you know.


How YOU doin?
 
2012-04-16 11:52:43 PM  
Chicken legs and thighs were always cheaper to buy. About the last couple months that boneless/skinless chicken thighs at the store went to 2.99 a pound and legs about a dollar cheaper. It is still cheaper than trying to buy BL/SL chicken breasts. Damn does that put the "con" in the Economy.
 
2012-04-16 11:53:02 PM  

croesius: rogue_L_chick: Crap, I've been relying on my gigantic breasts so long, my cooter resembles a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

Off to work, this monster isn't going to brush-hog itself, you know.

How YOU doin?


Small C's aren't "gigantic" last time I checked. Good luck though.
 
2012-04-16 11:54:38 PM  
Oh, that...I still like large breasts. And those too.
 
2012-04-16 11:54:50 PM  

sonorangal: Chicken legs and thighs were always cheaper to buy. About the last couple months that boneless/skinless chicken thighs at the store went to 2.99 a pound and legs about a dollar cheaper. It is still cheaper than trying to buy BL/SL chicken breasts. Damn does that put the "con" in the Economy.


Wonder what they do with all the bones and skins from boneless/skinless chicken parts.
 
2012-04-16 11:57:12 PM  
Baby got back!

*click*

bummer. burned bird meat
 
2012-04-16 11:58:42 PM  
What if your breasts become the meat down below?

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You tuck your boobs into your waist band, apparently.
 
2012-04-17 12:00:22 AM  

JohnAnnArbor: sonorangal: Chicken legs and thighs were always cheaper to buy. About the last couple months that boneless/skinless chicken thighs at the store went to 2.99 a pound and legs about a dollar cheaper. It is still cheaper than trying to buy BL/SL chicken breasts. Damn does that put the "con" in the Economy.

Wonder what they do with all the bones and skins from boneless/skinless chicken parts.


I all ways buy the big packs of bone in chicken thighs, debone and skin them, freeze them in potions, and then make chicken stock with the bones and skin. But on a commercial level I'm guessing everything from chicken nuggets to dog food.
 
2012-04-17 12:00:52 AM  
All I can say is, I like my chicken the same way I like my women and my coffee; with big breasts.
 
2012-04-17 12:01:11 AM  
Boneless thighs have always been the best anyway.
 
2012-04-17 12:02:22 AM  

BurnShrike: What if your breasts become the meat down below?

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You tuck your boobs into your waist band, apparently.


Are your tits better than her's?
 
2012-04-17 12:04:21 AM  

BackAssward: BurnShrike: What if your breasts become the meat down below?

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You tuck your boobs into your waist band, apparently.

Are your tits better than her's?


Good god, man. What kind of question is that?! Of course my tits are nicer than those. She's a farking ogress.
 
2012-04-17 12:04:45 AM  

BackAssward: BurnShrike: What if your breasts become the meat down below?

[getfile2.posterous.com image 479x359]

You tuck your boobs into your waist band, apparently.

Are your tits better than her's?


I just want to know if they're bigger. :P
 
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