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(Celebslam)   Russell Brand really went from Katy Perry to this?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Roseanne Barr, Rosie O Donnell  
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24935 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Apr 2012 at 11:55 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-16 05:49:17 PM  
Looks like a step up to me
 
2012-04-16 06:06:43 PM  
Looks pretty attractive to me except she is farking Russell Brand.
 
2012-04-16 06:18:57 PM  

Jimmyboy: Looks pretty attractive to me except she is farking Russell Brand.


^ This.
 
2012-04-16 06:24:29 PM  

jj325: Looks like a step up to me


This.

Marcus Aurelius: Jimmyboy: Looks pretty attractive to me except she is farking Russell Brand.

^ This.


And this.
 
2012-04-16 06:28:42 PM  
I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.
 
2012-04-16 08:08:02 PM  
What does Russell Brand do again?

And that is not a step up.
 
2012-04-16 08:17:41 PM  

Mugato: What does Russell Brand do again?


Hot women, apparently.
 
2012-04-16 08:19:08 PM  
I guess you could say she's been *puts sunglasses on* Branded.
 
2012-04-16 08:23:51 PM  
If she's not hot...well I don't know what the hell hot is then.
 
2012-04-16 08:29:36 PM  
Upgrade!
 
2012-04-16 08:32:39 PM  
Subby sounds jealous
 
2012-04-16 08:45:43 PM  
More: Dumbass, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Roseanne Barr, Rosie O Donnell

LOLWUT?
 
2012-04-16 08:46:58 PM  
I'd hit her OR Katy Perry.
 
2012-04-16 08:52:54 PM  

Car_Ramrod: More: Dumbass, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Roseanne Barr, Rosie O Donnell

LOLWUT?


People who washed-up comedians fark, Alex.
 
2012-04-16 08:53:01 PM  
Sharp knees, etc
 
2012-04-16 09:10:42 PM  

GAT_00: I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.


With that fresh pressed green what-the-hell-ever drink in her hand, I'm thinking she probably has some maintenance issues...
 
2012-04-16 09:19:09 PM  
I don't think he really cares if it's a step up or down as long as she smiles like a doughnut.
 
2012-04-16 09:20:31 PM  

sno man: GAT_00: I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.

With that fresh pressed green what-the-hell-ever drink in her hand, I'm thinking she probably has some maintenance issues...


More than a diva pop star whose entire shtick relies on her looks?
 
2012-04-16 09:23:36 PM  

GAT_00: sno man: GAT_00: I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.

With that fresh pressed green what-the-hell-ever drink in her hand, I'm thinking she probably has some maintenance issues...

More than a diva pop star whose entire shtick relies on her looks?



The other one's a model.
 
2012-04-16 09:30:30 PM  

jj325: Looks like a step up to me


Jimmyboy: Looks pretty attractive to me except she is farking Russell Brand.


GAT_00: I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.


Walker: Upgrade!


cman: Subby sounds jealous


FriarReb98: If she's not hot...well I don't know what the hell hot is then.


And the winner is:

CruiserTwelve: I guess you could say she's been *puts sunglasses on* Branded.


If there were a comment of the year, this would be high in the running.
 
2012-04-16 09:35:20 PM  

Mugato: GAT_00: sno man: GAT_00: I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.

With that fresh pressed green what-the-hell-ever drink in her hand, I'm thinking she probably has some maintenance issues...

More than a diva pop star whose entire shtick relies on her looks?


The other one's a model.


actually the model was last week..
 
2012-04-16 09:40:01 PM  

GAT_00: sno man: GAT_00: I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.

With that fresh pressed green what-the-hell-ever drink in her hand, I'm thinking she probably has some maintenance issues...

More than a diva pop star whose entire shtick relies on her looks?


I'm not suggesting Katy isn't.... Just not an exactly a clean getaway, is all. Not famous will count, until she becomes famous only for being seen with Mr. Brand...
 
2012-04-16 09:42:08 PM  

gilgigamesh: jj325: Looks like a step up to me

This.

Marcus Aurelius: Jimmyboy: Looks pretty attractive to me except she is farking Russell Brand.

^ This.

And this.


MORE OF THIS

plus,
vagina? check
bewbies? check
 
2012-04-16 09:46:50 PM  
Being single and having your choice of trim any time you want it isn't such a bad deal. Katy Perry may have been batshiat crazy for all we know. I'd still tap it and give her the motorboat if I could, but all the same you just know that she's off her rocker. He ditched that and now he gets to work the field again, only this time he gets to play the sympathy angle.

If tough work if you can get it.
 
2012-04-16 09:59:05 PM  
I like Katy Perry.
 
2012-04-16 09:59:52 PM  
Gosh what a cute couple.
 
2012-04-16 10:01:04 PM  

namatad: gilgigamesh: jj325: Looks like a step up to me

This.

Marcus Aurelius: Jimmyboy: Looks pretty attractive to me except she is farking Russell Brand.

^ This.

And this.

MORE OF THIS

plus,
vagina? check
bewbies? check


I wonder if her morals are as loose as her clothing...(?)
 
2012-04-16 10:14:08 PM  
Russell Brand really went from Katy Perry to this?

No... Katy Perry booted his ass to the curb.
 
2012-04-16 10:34:33 PM  

SilentStrider: I'd hit her OR AND Katy Perry.


If you're gonna dream, dream big.
 
2012-04-16 10:35:09 PM  
In other news that chick went from whatever she was dating -down to Russell Brand.
 
2012-04-16 11:00:49 PM  

GleeUnit: Sharp knees, etc


THIS
 
2012-04-16 11:31:05 PM  
So someone, somewhere, is getting sick of putting up with her shiat?
 
2012-04-16 11:59:15 PM  
Why the downgrade? She probably does anal.
 
2012-04-17 12:05:43 AM  
She's hot. like a super hot regular woman type person.
She looks normal. I like it. Good for him. Hope it lasts longer than Perry.


/just re-watched "get him to the greek". it was still funny. and Brand actually an act.
 
2012-04-17 12:13:35 AM  
Good work for Mr. Fivehead. Whoever he is.


/He's not a Bieber is he?
 
2012-04-17 12:16:33 AM  
OK, maybe she doesn't have quite as big of tracts of land as Perry but she is definitely much cuter.
 
2012-04-17 12:16:56 AM  
Maybe he was tired of dating high maintenance women. I guarantee this woman wakes up grateful she is living/sleeping with Russell Brand every day. Gotta be hard on a guy with the kind of ego an actor has to have to be second fiddle to his woman all the time
 
2012-04-17 12:24:10 AM  
Let us not forget...
cdn.thegloss.com
 
2012-04-17 12:26:40 AM  
New pussy is always better than old/tired pussy.
 
2012-04-17 12:28:01 AM  
She's a lot more attractive when she's not smiling.
 
2012-04-17 12:30:14 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Branded.


Arthur Digby Sellers?
 
2012-04-17 12:30:52 AM  
She's attractive and she looks comfy and fun. I bet she even sleeps in on Saturdays and gives it up before her stylist shows up.
She isn't trying too hard and generally being an attention whore either. I bet he's happier hanging with her. I sure would be.
Guys don't want glamour queens. They take so long to get ready that you eat dinner at 9pm and they're not equal partners in the bedroom.

A pretty girl likes to hang with him. That's what he wants. What a monster he is.
 
2012-04-17 12:35:56 AM  
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I'm unable to see a problem with this. But, unlike the articles' author, I'm a heterosexual male.
 
2012-04-17 12:50:44 AM  
Katy Perry is extremely hot, but she also wears a lot of makeup and revealing clothing which helps her stock. The woman in the picture seems naturally attractive in that "I can roll out of bed and still look sexy" sort of way. They are on different wavelengths to me, so I can't say one is an upgrade in regards to the other. They're just...different.

/woman in the pictures looks a little older
//Katy Perry has amazing eyes and bewbs
 
2012-04-17 12:51:17 AM  
Sorry she's not up to your standards, subman69.
 
2012-04-17 12:52:10 AM  

ssaoi: Let us not forget...
[cdn.thegloss.com image 425x315]


I never understood people who drool over "hot chicks" who need to apply makeup like its bondo in order to achieve "hotness".
 
2012-04-17 12:52:40 AM  

ChaoticLimbs: She's attractive and she looks comfy and fun. I bet she even sleeps in on Saturdays and gives it up before her stylist shows up.
She isn't trying too hard and generally being an attention whore either. I bet he's happier hanging with her. I sure would be.
Guys don't want glamour queens. They take so long to get ready that you eat dinner at 9pm and they're not equal partners in the bedroom.

A pretty girl likes to hang with him. That's what he wants. What a monster he is.


All kinds of this. I dated a girl that took 2 hours minimum to get ready. Also, we never once had spontaneous sex, ever. If we both wanted it, she would go take a 45 minute bath, then lay in bed for me to start. Then when it was over she'd bath again and go about her day or go to bed. So there was never a "noon quickie" kind of thing. After awhile, I just lost interest in the entire setup.
 
2012-04-17 12:58:30 AM  

GAT_00: I bet she's a whole lot less maintenance than I'm sure Katy Perry is.


Probably doesn't biatch about a little kinky stuff now and then either.
 
2012-04-17 01:07:08 AM  
She looks a LOT like a blonde Jennifer Love Hewitt in the face.

Would hit.
 
2012-04-17 01:09:04 AM  
So a lucky-but-talentless actor got dumped by one conventionally pretty woman, and now he's with another. Who gives a fark?
 
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