AKTurkey: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 290x400][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x327][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x278]
akula: What?Shiatty kids' movie franchises tend to get drawn out ad infinitum because kids will love anything and parents will buy a $9 straight to DVD release for a few hours of quiet?Say it ain't so...I'm surprised the Saw movies weren't on the list. Horror movies seem to be right up there with the children's franchises for insane amounts of sequels.
Jim from Saint Paul: Hey. I liked the Bring it On with Hayden whatever-her-last-name-is.
kingoomieiii: Doc Daneeka: Umm...James Bond (24 films)?Star Trek (11 films)?I assume they mean series that keep going even though they're terrible. Though if James Bond had ended with Brosnan, it might be on the list.
bobbette: Not only are there 11 Air Buds, I've seen parts of half of them and had a small cousin solemnly try to explain the plots of every single Air Bud movie. Yeah... they have plots. AllegedlySMALL COUSIN: "So in the next one, Air Bud has puppies, and the puppies are all playing a sport, and they are out of control so they have a babysitter, and then they tie the babysitter up and IT'S HILARIOUS and then they eat a pie!!! Air Bud is kidnapped, and then they go to the movies and eat popcorns... IT'S THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!!!"ME: "Wow, uh... puppies are cute, hey."SMALL COUSIN: "I LOVE PUPPIES!"ME: "That's cool, I'm glad you have a movie series you like."SMALL COUSIN: "Let's watch the next one! I HAVE THEM ALL ON DVD!!"Me: [barely able to feign enthusiasm] "Oh... yay"
TheSwissNavy: There's about 9 Ernest (Hey Vern !) movies:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001815/
neritz: AKTurkey: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 290x400][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x327][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x278]You forgot the vomit inducing Highlander: The Source/that one was terrible
Snapper Carr: If Zatoichi could read this list he'd be laughing.26 films (new window)
Crewmannumber6: I had to endure that hell on earth too. My wife still has the VHS's squrrelled away waiting for the grandkids
Shtetl G: Here's what Michael Caine thought of Jaws 4:"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."That quote always cracks me up.
wippit: Glad someone made the Saw mention.Surprised nobody made the Final Destination mention.
sabreWulf07: Crewmannumber6: I had to endure that hell on earth too. My wife still has the VHS's squrrelled away waiting for the grandkidsGood news! You'll not have to suffer through them again. Your lossy magnetic storage medium is rapidly degrading into a fine mess of hissing static right now. Assuming they're stored upright, in their sleeves and in a humidity and temperature controlled environment, they're only good for about 15 years.
Dr.Zom: neritz: AKTurkey: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 290x400][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x327][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x278]You forgot the vomit inducing Highlander: The Source/that one was terribleI kind of want to write a shiatty Highlander sequel. You can shove virtually anything in there now. Highlander vs Vampires? Sure.
FeedTheCollapse: I do wonder how people actually start watching movies like Air Bud/dies. I think I would only allow my kids to watch something that doesn't look painful.
meade2001: Big Black Ass Attack is up to like #48./some huge plot holes.//butt
velvet_fog: [www.signis.net image 340x425]/I keed
Millennium: The Nostalgia Critic was right
MatrixOutsider: Jim from Saint Paul: Hey. I liked the Bring it On with Hayden whatever-her-last-name-is.Pantilessterror
thecpt: Jim from Saint Paul: Hey. I liked the Bring it On with Hayden whatever-her-last-name-is.came here to say this...thinking I was the only straight male in the galaxy like this.
Crewmannumber6: Pentaxian: My daughter went through a phase of watching nothing but "The Land Before Time" videos. What was unusual about that series is that the tenth one is actually a pretty good movie.I had to endure that hell on earth too. My wife still has the VHS's squrrelled away waiting for the he grandkids
AKTurkey: Dr.Zom: neritz: AKTurkey: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 290x400][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x327][upload.wikimedia.org image 220x278]You forgot the vomit inducing Highlander: The Source/that one was terribleI kind of want to write a shiatty Highlander sequel. You can shove virtually anything in there now. Highlander vs Vampires? Sure.They already made that.[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x296]More than once[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x279]In fact, maybe it should be on this list[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x326]
swahnhennessy: My daughters recently discovered Air Buddies through a friend whose parents are obviously low class. Now it's all they want to see. Christ, that's some bad entertainment, no matter how old you are.
GameSprocket: Yes, that's right, American Pie was too much of a chick-flick for me.
Mikey1969: have similar issues when my stepsons go to stay at their dad's house for the weekend. The guy has no filter, it's either totally lowbrow stuff(Stupid lowbrow,not 'funny' lowbrow), or crap that's inappropriate for the boys' age group. Example: When they were 4 or 5, they went to Dad's, and I had 3 months of late night shark nightmares to deal with because he let them watch 'Deep Blue Sea', or whatever that genetically engineered shark one was.
Dahnkster: [www.iwatchstuff.com image 450x249]Let me tell you people one thing. You have not had a really good colonic irrigation, until you've had one while watching that cinematic masterpiece, "Air Bud - Space Buddies". Sure, I know what you're saying, "Dahnkster. WTF?" "I thought strong coffee was the secret to a thorough bowel evacuation." "Who knew that "Air Bud - Space Buddies" would really make the difference!?! You cannot explain that! Thank you Ghost of Walt Disney. Mmmm, now that's a satisfying enema.This time I get to be the astronaut.
fusillade762: It's a good thing they didn't do this with the "Alien" franchise and stopped after the 2nd movie.
Raw_fishFood: To be fair, the first Land Before Time movie js pretty damned good.
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