dmars: algrant33: SlothB77: Slaxl: downstairs: What's a shaving socket, and why in the world would anyone want to shave on a plane?

The real question is 'who plugs their phone in to charge in a toilet and then walks off and leaves it there?'

how much will it really charge in 90 seconds?

Who can shiat in 90 seconds?

It normally takes me less then 90 seconds to take a shiat and I only go about once a day. That is how it works when your bowels function properly.

Good thing, too; you still have 24 1/2 minutes to get to the gym.

Just kidding!

Subby, you forgot to your sentence.

Jument: roothog: algrant33: SlothB77: Slaxl: downstairs: What's a shaving socket, and why in the world would anyone want to shave on a plane?

The real question is 'who plugs their phone in to charge in a toilet and then walks off and leaves it there?'

how much will it really charge in 90 seconds?

Who can shiat in 90 seconds?

No shiatting on planes. I don't care if you need to stick a plug in your ass, but keep it in until landing.

Ha ha, no. Crohn's Disease and ridiculous food sensitivities. I will be shiatting and passing gas all flight long. Yes, I am that guy. I'm sorry but my digestive system is the shiats, pun intended.

csb time....
On my way to Africa, I had a layover in Atlanta and made the mistake of eating Chinese from one of the airport restaurants. As my flight was called, I felt a huge ball of gas in my stomach. When I got seated and we were airborne, I told the stewardess "flight attendent" I was claustrophbic and needed to take short walks to ease my anxiety. I spent the flight crop dusting first class all the way to Paris.

/end csb

algrant33: SlothB77: Slaxl: downstairs: What's a shaving socket, and why in the world would anyone want to shave on a plane?

The real question is 'who plugs their phone in to charge in a toilet and then walks off and leaves it there?'

how much will it really charge in 90 seconds?

Who can shiat in 90 seconds?

I can feel a Nicholas Cage film coming on....

Ashrams: One day at work someone saw a teddy bear sitting in the parking lot. First thing this person did was call the police who sent a bomb squad so nobody could get to their car for 6 hours.

Did everyone take a turn beating the coworker to unconsciousness?

One day at work someone saw a teddy bear sitting in the parking lot. First thing this person did was call the police who sent a bomb squad so nobody could get to their car for 6 hours.

Ashrams: I say, if someone causes a plane to be diverted and delay everyone else because they are drunk, on drugs or simply arguing with the attendant.

I say, make them run the guntlet before being shoved out of the plane and onto the tarmac

/vote for Pedro

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A petite overflap?

Gunz_drawn: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: How is a shaving socket different from any other type of socket?

Once, when I was 19 , I shoved a sock in a socket and got shocked from the socket.



Go on...

I remember the good old days when we took bomb threats in stride.

HOLY shiat! Someone did something that our authoritarian overlords didn't expect!

EVERYBODY PICNIC!

I have a suspect device... IN MY PANTS!

/it's funny because I'm implying the cell phone I keep in my pocket is my penis

Ashrams: One day at work someone saw a teddy bear sitting in the parking lot. First thing this person did was call the police who sent a bomb squad so nobody could get to their car for 6 hours.
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While I sympathize with your plight, what kind of rinky dink police force takes six hours to detonate a suspicious package/item? Did they have to assemble the bomb robot from scratch first?

downstairs: What's a shaving socket, and why in the world would anyone want to shave on a plane?

They used to do that sort of thing in Constantinople.

elev8meL8r: roothog: No shiatting on planes.

Should apply to buses also.

The fourth-stinkiest thing I ever smelled in my life awaited me one day that I changed Greyhounds in El Paso. I sat next to a man who was wearing diapers, presumably solely so that he wouldn't have to get up and use the toilet.

My assumption about why he was wearing diapers could be incorrect - I'm basing it on the fact that he was young, appeared healthy and not otherwise handicapped. None of this changes the fact that I was sitting next to a guy with a full diaper and had been sitting on the bus since Guatemala.

It's the aging of the feces that makes all the difference.

Jument: Ha ha, no. Crohn's Disease and ridiculous food sensitivities. I will be shiatting and passing gas all flight long. Yes, I am that guy. I'm sorry but my digestive system is the shiats, pun intended.

Don't you know? This here's modern 'Murrica. You have some illness that makes you difficult to be around, you stay home.

algrant33: SlothB77: Slaxl: downstairs: What's a shaving socket, and why in the world would anyone want to shave on a plane?

The real question is 'who plugs their phone in to charge in a toilet and then walks off and leaves it there?'

how much will it really charge in 90 seconds?

Who can shiat in 90 seconds?

No shiatting on planes. I don't care if you need to stick a plug in your ass, but keep it in until landing.

What an a$$hole. YouTube Song (new window)

Jument: More importantly if 1-2 dozen people have crapped and/or pissed and then flushed in a tiny airplane restroom next to your phone, do you really want your phone back at all?

Don't knock it till you try it.

algrant33: SlothB77: Slaxl: downstairs: What's a shaving socket, and why in the world would anyone want to shave on a plane?

The real question is 'who plugs their phone in to charge in a toilet and then walks off and leaves it there?'

how much will it really charge in 90 seconds?

Who can shiat in 90 seconds?

Let's say you left it there for 30 minutes. A dozen or more people will have used the restroom in that time. Do you really trust that none of them wouldn't steal it?

More importantly if 1-2 dozen people have crapped and/or pissed and then flushed in a tiny airplane restroom next to your phone, do you really want your phone back at all?