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kiwimoogle84		2012-04-16 01:59:37 PM

Most. Rad. Picture. Evar.

BurnShrike		2012-04-16 02:01:20 PM

Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

bluehubcap		2012-04-16 02:02:06 PM

Cool photo. I'd name him Harley.

cgraves67		2012-04-16 02:03:40 PM

Hipster Mantis

StokeyBob		2012-04-16 02:03:56 PM

The government doesn't have a helmet law for mantis's...

Yet.

kiwimoogle84		2012-04-16 02:04:25 PM

BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

Why ruin it for the rest of us? Sheesh. Rain cloud alert.

/still looks awesome

MBooda		2012-04-16 02:04:45 PM

I need this picture like a fish needs a...

Ishkur		2012-04-16 02:04:52 PM

Critical Mantis

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-04-16 02:05:03 PM

Skr		2012-04-16 02:05:12 PM

That's no bike, that Mantis is going bust out his hover skillz.

images.clipartof.com

/super cool picture find subby

Coelacanth		2012-04-16 02:06:07 PM

Maybe they can keep up with the Mormon crickets?

kiwimoogle84		2012-04-16 02:07:35 PM

Coelacanth: Maybe they can keep up with the Mormon crickets?

I see what you did there.

MBooda		2012-04-16 02:07:45 PM

I have no idea what this means, so here's a fly on a bicycle.
1.bp.blogspot.com

/help meeee

BurnShrike		2012-04-16 02:07:57 PM

kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

Why ruin it for the rest of us? Sheesh. Rain cloud alert.

/still looks awesome

That's not a rain cloud. It's just corpuscular rays shining down in the background.

kiwimoogle84		2012-04-16 02:09:18 PM

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

Why ruin it for the rest of us? Sheesh. Rain cloud alert.

/still looks awesome

That's not a rain cloud. It's just corpuscular rays shining down in the background.

Touché.

Guidette Frankentits		2012-04-16 02:09:23 PM

BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

Your argument is invalid.

Canton		2012-04-16 02:09:44 PM

They look like fiddleheads. Is this a stationary fiddlehead bike I'm looking at here? Mantids are so high-tech. Maybe we can enlist them in the oncoming wars against the army ants...

BurnShrike		2012-04-16 02:09:58 PM

Guidette Frankentits: BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

Your argument is invalid.

Care to elaborate? I don't see any bunnies or pancakes.

cgraves67		2012-04-16 02:11:44 PM

BurnShrike: Guidette Frankentits: BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

Your argument is invalid.

Care to elaborate? I don't see any bunnies or pancakes.

Or Nic Cage's or bird-like toupes.

Counter_Intelligent		2012-04-16 02:11:48 PM

BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

Good eye.

WelldeadLink		2012-04-16 02:12:15 PM

I'm still trying to decide whether it's the best one today or not.

baronbloodbath		2012-04-16 02:13:47 PM

BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

With no handlebars. No handlebars.

Car_Ramrod		2012-04-16 02:13:59 PM

MBooda: I have no idea what this means, so here's a fly on a bicycle.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]
/help meeee

That bike doesn't even have any pedals! How is that fly supposed to get around? Just hope his destination is downhill?

JohnAnnArbor		2012-04-16 02:15:32 PM

I put that up for a photoshop contest, but nobody bit.

baronbloodbath		2012-04-16 02:16:17 PM

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

THEY HATIN'

Impasse		2012-04-16 02:16:51 PM

"But I got a mantis in my pantis."

Jack31081		2012-04-16 02:19:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: Most. Rad. Picture. Evar.

Technically, when it comes to bikes, this is the most RAD picture ever:

ecx.images-amazon.com

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-16 02:19:23 PM

Is this some Feminazi Vegan statement?

facisto		2012-04-16 02:22:44 PM

ZORAK!

LeroyBourne		2012-04-16 02:26:29 PM

Do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Parthenogenetic		2012-04-16 02:28:38 PM

Mantis stole my bike!

Trashy		2012-04-16 02:28:50 PM

railbait		2012-04-16 02:29:13 PM

Guidette Frankentits		2012-04-16 02:29:34 PM

Parthenogenetic: Mantis stole my bike!

That's racist

www.wtwnews.net

dwlf		2012-04-16 02:30:10 PM

StokeyBob: The government doesn't have a helmet law for mantis's...

Yet.

You must be one of those liber-tanadaerians

Degenerate Monkey		2012-04-16 02:30:52 PM

New hipster rage: Bicycles made entirely out of plants.

dwlf		2012-04-16 02:31:08 PM

BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

We know that is a mantis, but who knows what the plantis?

vudukungfu		2012-04-16 02:31:14 PM

BurnShrike: Uh, subby.. that's not a bicycle. That's a couple of plant shoots.

fiddleheads, flatlander.

Orgasmatron138		2012-04-16 02:31:15 PM

Burt I. Gordon would use forced perspective to make it look like he's riding through downtown Chicago. Then Peter Graves would shoot it.

kiwimoogle84		2012-04-16 02:33:01 PM

Jack31081: kiwimoogle84: Most. Rad. Picture. Evar.

Technically, when it comes to bikes, this is the most RAD picture ever:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

If I said it was awesome or tubular I'm sure you would have another pic queued up huh :)

PYROY		2012-04-16 02:35:27 PM

He isn't actually praying, that's just the way his creepy front arm things are shaped.

Parthenogenetic		2012-04-16 02:35:40 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Parthenogenetic: Mantis stole my bike!

That's racist

[www.wtwnews.net image 257x344]

Ah ha ha... I considered posting that pic, but thought it would be racist-y.

Shoulda figured it would show up, this being Fark and all.

But I suppose if this were the Politics tab, that would make *YOU* the *REAL* racist!

SonOfSpam		2012-04-16 02:36:14 PM

ATRDCI		2012-04-16 02:36:27 PM

Jack31081: kiwimoogle84: Most. Rad. Picture. Evar.

Technically, when it comes to bikes, this is the most RAD picture ever:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Pity that movie was so terrible

BurnShrike		2012-04-16 02:40:35 PM

SonOfSpam: BurnShrike: That's not a rain cloud. It's just corpuscular rays shining down in the background.

Don't you mean crepuscular rays? Corpuscular rays would make a bloody mess.

Er, yes. I suppose that would be a bit messy.

miscreant		2012-04-16 02:41:22 PM

ATRDCI: Jack31081: kiwimoogle84: Most. Rad. Picture. Evar.

Technically, when it comes to bikes, this is the most RAD picture ever:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Pity that movie was so terrible

What are you talking about, it was awesome! The bike dancing scene alone should have gotten it an Oscar!

BobtheFascist		2012-04-16 02:41:58 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "going green".

Jument		2012-04-16 02:44:23 PM

Visible bike!

Harry Freakstorm		2012-04-16 02:44:51 PM

I'm praying for a bicycle bell
I'm praying that Bee in the SUV sees me
I'm praying it won't rain today
I'm praying the boss lets my park on the loading dock
I'm praying these bicycle pants don't ride up