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2012-04-16 10:33:19 AM

david_gaithersburg: Did you begin with an intellectual comment?


No. But I gave reasons for why I felt your comments must either be trolling or stupid.

/realises that rhetorical questions require no response
 
2012-04-16 10:33:44 AM

Petit_Merdeux: As she left with a group of three male friends, the man in the driver's seat jokingly aimed the gun at a French photographer.

How do you "jokingly" aim a gun at someone?


Step 1: Be self-absorbed Eurotrash with no respect for firearms.
The rest works itself out, actually.
 
2012-04-16 10:35:39 AM

iron de havilland: Hmmm....


You forgot:

i.i.com.com

/and the fact that a huge number of Fark threads end up with US Farkers complaining about incompetent and corrupt police officials and members of authority
 
2012-04-16 10:36:00 AM
Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton. She was wise to go with the cutesy 'Pippa' thing. Makes her seem more human.
 
2012-04-16 10:39:46 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: 6655321: Target practice?

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*snerk*
 
2012-04-16 10:40:30 AM

iron de havilland: david_gaithersburg: So even being in the vicinity of someone exercising their inalienable human right of self defense

How is pointing a gun at someone "exercising [an] inalienable human right of self defense"?

can land you in prison in France. When I read farked up things like this it really makes me appreciate being lucky enough to have been born in the US.

Hmmm....

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I'll take my chances in communist Europe, TYVM.


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According to the article it is a crime for anyone to be in the vicinity of anyone with a gun. We can be fairly certain that the farked up law in question applies to all people and not just Pippa.
 
2012-04-16 10:42:33 AM

JustGetItRight: For the benefit those not familiar with the US, if you brandish a gun (or even a gun lookalike) in this fashion you're going to get a menacing charge but arrest would likely be the best possible outcome for you. Do it in the direction of a cop or a concealed carry holder and you're going to get shot.


Mmm... public gunfights.
 
2012-04-16 10:44:01 AM

JustGetItRight: Just realized TFA doesn't point to the Sun story with actual pics of the incident. Here's a Link (new window).

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x319]


With his finger on the trigger, no less.

What a jamoke.
 
2012-04-16 10:46:35 AM

Pert: /and the fact that a huge number of Fark threads end up with US Farkers complaining about incompetent and corrupt police officials and members of authority


You find it curious that fark has a vocal, authority hating underbelly?
It's those damn corrupt police officials! LOL, I just wanted to say that.
 
2012-04-16 10:47:25 AM

The Envoy: Not really relevant, but it made me think of this joke:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde woman and a frightfully awful looking fat lady are sharing a train compartment. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thinks - "That French bastard wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".

The fat lady thinks - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thinks - "That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thinks - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".


Oh yeah, well...

A Pole, a Frenchman and an Englishman were walking along a country lane when they find a pig with its ass hanging out of a fence.

The Pole stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was cooked."
The Frenchman stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was a woman."
The Englishman looks around and says "I wish it was dark."
 
2012-04-16 10:48:51 AM

you have pee hands: JustGetItRight: For the benefit those not familiar with the US, if you brandish a gun (or even a gun lookalike) in this fashion you're going to get a menacing charge but arrest would likely be the best possible outcome for you. Do it in the direction of a cop or a concealed carry holder and you're going to get shot.

Mmm... public gunfights.


Don't laugh. Pippa was an idiot. You never bring a knave to a gun fight.
 
2012-04-16 10:50:02 AM
Meh. A few dead paparazzi could only make the world a better place.
 
2012-04-16 10:51:15 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: you have pee hands: JustGetItRight:

Don't laugh. Pippa was an idiot. You never bring a knave to a gun fight.


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2012-04-16 10:51:53 AM

david_gaithersburg: According to the article it is a crime for anyone to be in the vicinity of anyone with a gun.


Well then it must be true!

But wait, there's more....(from The Sun, which seems to have got the original pics and story):

"The Sun was told: "If the evidence points to her involvement, she will be prosecuted. Anybody involved in the illegal use of a handgun in public is liable to arrest and interrogation."...

The source said: "Certainly if you were in a car and knew somebody was using a gun to warn people off you'd be liable to arrest."

So she needs to be "involved" and actually know that somebody was going to do that, i.e. somehow be complicit in it.

The fact that there is a photo of her next to the guy with the gun seems to suggest that there needs to be more than just "proximity" before there is enough evidence for police to say she is "involved".

Link (new window)
 
2012-04-16 10:54:52 AM

Pert: david_gaithersburg: So even being in the vicinity of someone exercising their inalienable human right of self defense can land you in prison in France. When I read farked up things like this it really makes me appreciate being lucky enough to have been born in the US.

Not sure if trolling or if stupid.....



Really, you're not sure?
 
2012-04-16 10:57:38 AM
Looking at the photos, she doesn't seem too disturbed about a complete farkwit waving a gun around. She's a total idiot who's suddenly got a ticket to ride with rich eurotrash douches who think they own the law, and are about to get one hell of a surprise as pour encourager les autres makes an unwelcome appearance in their spoiled and worthless lives.

I don't expect the Royal Protection guys are going to let her have any +1s for the next million or so royal shindigs either.
 
2012-04-16 10:59:00 AM
the Paris Judicial Police were poised to launch a probe

/that Sun tabloid really knows how to set up a line
 
2012-04-16 10:59:02 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Oh yeah, well...

A Pole, a Frenchman and an Englishman were walking along a country lane when they find a pig with its ass hanging out of a fence.

The Pole stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was cooked."
The Frenchman stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was a woman."
The Englishman looks around and says "I wish it was dark."



Oh yeah?

Elton John, Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams went for a night on the town.
As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.
Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt and gave her a good rear-ender.
"Its your turn now, Elton" grinned Robbie but Elton started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"
Elton sobbed "I can't get my head between the railings!"
 
2012-04-16 10:59:57 AM
In related news, CNN now posts pictures of Trayvon Martin as a 3 week old infant.
 
2012-04-16 11:01:03 AM

iron de havilland: david_gaithersburg: So even being in the vicinity of someone exercising their inalienable human right of self defense

How is pointing a gun at someone "exercising [an] inalienable human right of self defense"?

can land you in prison in France. When I read farked up things like this it really makes me appreciate being lucky enough to have been born in the US.

Hmmm....

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[www.cristyli.com image 400x283]
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I'll take my chances in communist Europe, TYVM.



I'm sure you can find some equal examples in "communist Europe".

Anyway, you were getting trolled in the Boobies.
 
2012-04-16 11:04:04 AM
What a shame that Princes Diana's bodyguard didn't have a gun to wave in a menacing manner, she would probably be alive today if he had one to wave.
 
2012-04-16 11:04:43 AM
Defense: Your honor, he was my bodyguard and the photographer was rude. You know how those French are.
 
2012-04-16 11:04:53 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Anyway, you were getting trolled in the Boobies.


I'd trollin Pippa's boobies, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

www.danheller.com

Again with this.

Eh, just go with it, bro.
 
2012-04-16 11:05:16 AM

rocketpants: JustGetItRight: Just realized TFA doesn't point to the Sun story with actual pics of the incident. Here's a Link (new window).

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x319]

With his finger on the trigger, no less.

What a jamoke.


No kidding! Booger hook off the bang button dummy.
 
2012-04-16 11:05:37 AM

sharkbeagle: In related news, CNN now posts pictures of Trayvon Martin as a 3 week old infant.


i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-16 11:08:22 AM

sharkbeagle: In related news, CNN now posts pictures of Trayvon Martin as a 3 week old infant.


Let me know when people stop using the "Zimmerman's a fat loser who couldn't intimidate anyone" pic and start showing us George in shape with a shaved head.
 
2012-04-16 11:10:27 AM

The Envoy: TheShavingofOccam123: Oh yeah, well...

A Pole, a Frenchman and an Englishman were walking along a country lane when they find a pig with its ass hanging out of a fence.

The Pole stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was cooked."
The Frenchman stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was a woman."
The Englishman looks around and says "I wish it was dark."


Oh yeah?

Elton John, Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams went for a night on the town.
As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.
Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt and gave her a good rear-ender.
"Its your turn now, Elton" grinned Robbie but Elton started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"
Elton sobbed "I can't get my head between the railings!"


My favorite Elton John quote was when he was asked if he was a homosexual, how could he date so many beautiful women. "Well, I'm not that gay!"
 
2012-04-16 11:12:38 AM
I'm not impressed by "dat ass". Seriously, it's a mediocre posterior.
 
2012-04-16 11:13:52 AM

batlock666: I'm not impressed by "dat ass". Seriously, it's a mediocre posterior.


Can we get some examples of better ones, then?

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease?
 
2012-04-16 11:18:06 AM

you have pee hands: JustGetItRight: For the benefit those not familiar with the US, if you brandish a gun (or even a gun lookalike) in this fashion you're going to get a menacing charge but arrest would likely be the best possible outcome for you. Do it in the direction of a cop or a concealed carry holder and you're going to get shot.

Mmm... public gunfights.


It is not unreasonable to assume that if you're looking down the barrel of a firearm, the public gunfight has already started and you're behind the curve. At that point, the only question is would you rather play the part of Tom McLaury or Doc Holliday.
 
2012-04-16 11:20:06 AM

trappedspirit: I'd commute her sentence to time served if she'll enter a plea of no contest and approach my bench, if you know what I mean


I think I do.

You're talking about sex, right?
 
2012-04-16 11:30:23 AM
Pert 2012-04-16 10:09:24 AM
david_gaithersburg: So even being in the vicinity of someone exercising their inalienable human right of self defense can land you in prison in France. When I read farked up things like this it really makes me appreciate being lucky enough to have been born in the US.

Not sure if trolling or if stupid.....

a) even if there is an inalienable right of self defense (sic) that doesn't mean you have the unconditional right to own guns

blah, blah, blah...


It's amazing what is considered a right in the US and what apparently isn't. Free speech, a right. Reproduction, a right. Religion, a right. Protest, a right. Self defense, well that's debatable. History would show you all the thing things like uninhibited speech, religion, reproduction, cause more damage than someone who gets out of control with self defense
 
2012-04-16 11:37:09 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: My favorite Elton John quote was when he was asked if he was a homosexual, how could he date so many beautiful women. "Well, I'm not that gay!"


I may have to revise my opinion of Sir Elton! He's fooled us all! Poor David though.
 
2012-04-16 11:39:19 AM

JustGetItRight: It is not unreasonable to assume that if you're looking down the barrel of a firearm, the public gunfight has already started and you're behind the curve. At that point, the only question is would you rather play the part of Tom McLaury or Doc Holliday.


If you're already looking down the barrel, it's way too late to grab your gun because as soon as you go for it you're dead.

In this case, it was one guy pointing a gun out of a car full of people. I know a lot of concealed carry holders, and I think all of them would look for cover before they started shooting into traffic.
 
2012-04-16 11:52:29 AM

Subliterati: Looking at the photos, she doesn't seem too disturbed about a complete farkwit waving a gun around. She's a total idiot who's suddenly got a ticket to ride with rich eurotrash douches who think they own the law, and are about to get one hell of a surprise as pour encourager les autres makes an unwelcome appearance in their spoiled and worthless lives.

I don't expect the Royal Protection guys are going to let her have any +1s for the next million or so royal shindigs either.


It's genuinely possible she had not had time to react yet, if the guy had just drawn the thing.
 
2012-04-16 12:04:17 PM
Who decided this gal was hot? Pippa and her sister are fugly.
 
2012-04-16 12:15:20 PM

rocketpants:

With his finger on the trigger, no less.

What a jamoke.


I did a double take. What an idiot.

I'm surprised he wasn't holding it sideways, as well.
 
2012-04-16 12:21:05 PM
Overrated...My neighbor has a better ass!
 
2012-04-16 12:28:22 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Who decided this gal was hot?


My dick.
 
2012-04-16 12:29:06 PM

Woot_Gawd: Overrated...My neighbor has a better ass!


I'm sure he appreciates you noticing.
 
2012-04-16 12:32:46 PM

The Envoy: TheShavingofOccam123: Oh yeah, well...

A Pole, a Frenchman and an Englishman were walking along a country lane when they find a pig with its ass hanging out of a fence.

The Pole stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was cooked."
The Frenchman stares at the back end of the pig and says "I wish it was a woman."
The Englishman looks around and says "I wish it was dark."


Oh yeah?

Elton John, Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams went for a night on the town.
As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.
Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt and gave her a good rear-enderproper rogering.
"Its your turn now, Elton" grinned Robbie but Elton started crying.
Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Elton? What's wrong?"
Elton sobbed "I can't get my head between the railings!"


Sorry, it needed to sound more British.
 
2012-04-16 12:33:42 PM

Thunderboy: I'm surprised he wasn't holding it sideways, as well.


He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!
 
2012-04-16 12:35:19 PM

you have pee hands: JustGetItRight: It is not unreasonable to assume that if you're looking down the barrel of a firearm, the public gunfight has already started and you're behind the curve. At that point, the only question is would you rather play the part of Tom McLaury or Doc Holliday.

If you're already looking down the barrel, it's way too late to grab your gun because as soon as you go for it you're dead.

In this case, it was one guy pointing a gun out of a car full of people. I know a lot of concealed carry holders, and I think all of them would look for cover before they started shooting into traffic.


THIS. My primary responsibility is protecting myself and family, and that's it. If they are not with me, I hit the deck, find cover/concealment, and ride it out. The training makes it very clear that you do not have any responsibility to come to the aid of anyone else just because you're carrying.

Now, if it's an active shooter scenario and the opportunity to take a shot presents itself, providing you have clear field of fire and sure of what is beyond, that's a decision you have to make at that time. Be very aware that there is a lawyer attached to every round you fire.

Our CHL instructor here joked at the beginning of class that although he was armed, "if someone storms in here and starts shooting, I pity you poor folks, because I'm hitting the ground and trying to become invisible!"

This bozo in the car presents another problem, and that is he is using his weapon to intimidate, and that is breaking the law, big time. At least here in TX, any time you "unconceal" your weapon, whether accidentally (wind blows your jacket open) or purposefully (you draw), you have broken the law. The only thing that will save your bacon in court is whether you have broken that law in order to prevent a larger crime from happening.

/In short, he's an idiot.
 
2012-04-16 12:38:24 PM
Paging Billy Carter.
 
2012-04-16 12:53:21 PM

you have pee hands: JustGetItRight: It is not unreasonable to assume that if you're looking down the barrel of a firearm, the public gunfight has already started and you're behind the curve. At that point, the only question is would you rather play the part of Tom McLaury or Doc Holliday.

If you're already looking down the barrel, it's way too late to grab your gun because as soon as you go for it you're dead.

In this case, it was one guy pointing a gun out of a car full of people. I know a lot of concealed carry holders, and I think all of them would look for cover before they started shooting into traffic.


If I had the same view as the photographer, I would be one of those too. The point of my Boobies was (assuming the thing's a toy or he had no intention of shooting anyone) that if he brandishing the weapon in this fashion towards an armed individual, he placed both his and his passenger's fates in the hands of the person on the other end of the barrel and anyone willing to do that is an utter fool.
 
2012-04-16 01:35:08 PM

The Envoy: Not really relevant, but it made me think of this joke:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde woman and a frightfully awful looking fat lady are sharing a train compartment. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thinks - "That French bastard wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".

The fat lady thinks - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thinks - "That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thinks - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".


Coming from English blood I find that joke hilarious.
 
2012-04-16 01:37:04 PM

JustGetItRight: If I had the same view as the photographer, I would be one of those too. The point of my Boobies was (assuming the thing's a toy or he had no intention of shooting anyone) that if he brandishing the weapon in this fashion towards an armed individual, he placed both his and his passenger's fates in the hands of the person on the other end of the barrel and anyone willing to do that is an utter fool.


What he's doing is crazy, dangerous, and illegal even if the gun is fake. My point is that shooting back in a situation like that is crazy and dangerous too, and it also may be illegal depending on the jurisdiction.
 
2012-04-16 01:40:23 PM

PizzaJedi81: batlock666: I'm not impressed by "dat ass". Seriously, it's a mediocre posterior.

Can we get some examples of better ones, then?

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease?


Our organization is a proud supporter of the Stop White-Girl-Ass Syndrome Foundation... one of our finest patients (new window) (while it flies under TinyPics radar) !!NSFW!! But worth getting fired for : )
 
2012-04-16 01:51:28 PM

Mattyb710: The Envoy: Not really relevant, but it made me think of this joke:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde woman and a frightfully awful looking fat lady are sharing a train compartment. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thinks - "That French bastard wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".

The fat lady thinks - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thinks - "That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thinks - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".

Coming from English blood I find that joke hilarious.


Ya, but I her those English Crips are right nasty buggers, I'd you know what I mean.

/and I think you do....
 
2012-04-16 01:52:06 PM

Woot_Gawd: Overrated...My neighbor has a better ass!


Everyone seems to forget we are talking about English broads. Saying she has the best ass in that wedding party is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
 
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