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GORDON		2012-04-16 11:40:00 AM

Calmamity: First time. Right.

Came to say that.

Brainsick		2012-04-16 11:40:09 AM

The sound of one hand clapping: I'm sure there's plenty of guys out there who spend hours just searching any female acquaintances names online to see what they can find... I suppose the worst could be a relation though, like an aunt (or even grandmother).

/*Shudders*

bossip.files.wordpress.com

Go on...

silance		2012-04-16 11:40:49 AM

It's a made-up story.

"The newspaper did not say whether he honor-killed his betraying wife."

Bermuda59		2012-04-16 11:41:53 AM

New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

Subliterati		2012-04-16 11:43:10 AM

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The article doesn't even say what the porn stars name is, what a gyp.

As far as I know 'gyp' is short for Gypsy, not Egyptian.

From Wiktionary:

Gypsy

Etymology
Earlier Middle English gipcyan gyptian, from Old French gyptien, short for Egyptian, from Latin Aegyptius; when they first appeared in England in the sixteenth century they were believed to have come from Egypt.

skullkrusher		2012-04-16 11:44:16 AM

Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

Queen Nefertiti's Womb.

Karma Curmudgeon		2012-04-16 11:44:24 AM

Way ohh way ohhhhh

Virtue		2012-04-16 11:44:58 AM

Brainsick: Gee, a marriage of an older man and younger woman in a patriarchal religious society in which he is the 'master' of the house and the woman's life is loveless so she turns to a more suitable, familiar male? Color me shocked. Hey at least they have four kids, that means they each have two replicants to leave behind.

So that means its ok for me to cheat on my biatchy Christian wife who wont put out anymore??

jst3p		2012-04-16 11:45:21 AM

Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

Fark like an Egyptian.

numbone		2012-04-16 11:47:10 AM

Emirates 24/7 can give

a run for it's money

3.2kg of heroin found wrapped around visitor's legs

Woman wanted Indian driver, got Egyptian, got raped

Woman to be lashed 50 times for swearing

Departing maid leaves dead baby in family fridge

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-16 11:47:30 AM

Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

The Curse of King Tit

Mummies I'd Like to Fark

Gaza Strippers Volume 3

2 Humps, No Camels

Flying Carpetmunchers

bill4935		2012-04-16 11:48:09 AM

Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

Giant Pyramids 8
Big Black Crocs
Kneelin' by the Nile 2
Curse of the Mummy: Priapism!
Sword-Swallowing and Rope Climbing 5

This Looks Fun		2012-04-16 11:49:11 AM

Subliterati: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The article doesn't even say what the porn stars name is, what a gyp.

As far as I know 'gyp' is short for Gypsy, not Egyptian.

From Wiktionary:

Gypsy

Etymology
Earlier Middle English gipcyan gyptian, from Old French gyptien, short for Egyptian, from Latin Aegyptius; when they first appeared in England in the sixteenth century they were believed to have come from Egypt.

Huh. No shiat.

D135		2012-04-16 11:49:26 AM

GAT_00: D135: Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse

forget RTFA, forget reading the thread, just start derping!!

/unless GAT counts as the fark brigade and his one line post counts as white knighting...

Well, this is Egypt, so watching porn counts as nearly the same as actually cheating, so I'm saying they're both to blame.

Ah, I thought you were implying the "marriage of an older man and younger woman in a patriarchal religious society in which he is the 'master' of the house and the woman's life is loveless so she turns to a more suitable, familiar male? Color me shocked." sentiment which i agree with(I don't consider this white knighting)

Instead you were saying BSAB and I still agree

skullkrusher		2012-04-16 11:50:48 AM

bill4935: Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

Giant Pyramids 8
Big Black Crocs
Kneelin' by the Nile 2
Curse of the Mummy: Priapism!
Sword-Swallowing and Rope Climbing 5

InsideAGuy Penisinsula

/gay pr0n

The Envoy		2012-04-16 11:51:06 AM

Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

Pyramid of Geezers

Freakin Rican		2012-04-16 11:53:31 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The article doesn't even say what the porn stars name is, what a egypt.

ftfy

Treygreen13		2012-04-16 11:53:34 AM

Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

thumbnails.hulu.com

DOLLY PARTON

ObscureNameHere		2012-04-16 11:54:49 AM

Evil Mackerel		2012-04-16 11:55:28 AM

How did he know it was her?He's married right?
/utilising special sheets you can breed without ever seeing your mate.

Spoonfed'sBuddy		2012-04-16 11:56:31 AM

So is he going to have her stoned to death, or just run her over with his car?

skullkrusher		2012-04-16 11:56:38 AM

ObscureNameHere: Nefer's Titties

heehee

GT_bike		2012-04-16 11:56:43 AM

PsyLord		2012-04-16 12:00:42 PM

That's got to be awkward...

StoPPeRmobile		2012-04-16 12:01:52 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Or it's a fake story.

Savage Bacon		2012-04-16 12:02:51 PM

Bermuda59: New contest, "Egyptian Porn Titles"

Girls Gone Nile
Sandi Vaj Does Alexandria
Sharif Don't Like It Under 8 Inches
Nefertitits
Dusty Tombs, Vol. 7 - Inside Cairo Nursing Homes
You Have Chosen Wisely, Vol. 2 - D-Cups of Life

ringersol		2012-04-16 12:07:04 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: "just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn?"

Accidentally and directly? Pretty low. But the internet is like the million monkeys eventually turning out Shakespeare.
Of all the people who know the video participant, they will collectively watch enough porn of the appropriate type that the odds of discovering any one video approach 100%.
And word's going to spread, quickly.

Salmon		2012-04-16 12:09:01 PM

Everything will be fine once she's stoned

ObscureNameHere		2012-04-16 12:09:37 PM

skullkrusher: ObscureNameHere: Nefer's Titties

heehee

Oh no! Validation! Here's some more then:

All Up Hatshepshut's Butt
Rammin' Ramses
Vile in the Nile
Imhotep Builds A Brothel
Doin' Djoser
Suckin' in Saqqara
Narmer and the Farmer

yanoosh		2012-04-16 12:10:46 PM

that's why I don't watch some much porn anymore, just might see the wife.

skullkrusher		2012-04-16 12:12:08 PM

ObscureNameHere: skullkrusher: ObscureNameHere: Nefer's Titties

heehee

Oh no! Validation! Here's some more then:

All Up Hatshepshut's Butt
Rammin' Ramses
Vile in the Nile
Imhotep Builds A Brothel
Doin' Djoser
Suckin' in Saqqara
Narmer and the Farmer

seems like it was a one-off sort of thing ;)

Barricaded Gunman		2012-04-16 12:13:06 PM

miss diminutive: People watch porn at internet shops? I hope he deleted his cookies.

I hope he boiled the mouse and keyboard when he was done.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-16 12:13:26 PM

Cameltoe Jockeys 6

The Mystery of the Sphincter

Ladies of the Euphrates 12

miltoncharles		2012-04-16 12:15:41 PM

"Lawrence of Her Labia."

miscreant		2012-04-16 12:16:02 PM

Savage Bacon: Dusty Tombs, Vol. 7 - Inside Cairo Nursing Homes

LOL

I think the Egyptian porn titles contest just made this thread a whole lot more fun.

rga184		2012-04-16 12:16:15 PM

cgraves67: The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Sometimes you see stories like this or where a coworker or teacher is discovered. I always wonder how they get stumbled upon. I figure it must be a amateur porn site and they use their real name or a known nickname as a stage name and the coworker/student/spouse was googling that.

There's a med student at my hospital with a porn past. As far as I have heard, her roommate let it out of the bag when they got in a fight. Don't know if any of it is true, and frankly I don't care as long as she is a goid student and separates work from play.

ongbok		2012-04-16 12:16:28 PM

StoPPeRmobile: The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Or it's a fake story.

I was causally surfing porn a few months ago a came across a video featuring this girl I used to work with at Best Buy back in the 90's. So it does happen. I don't know how often, but it happens.

angstycoder		2012-04-16 12:17:05 PM

An ex of mine met her current husband because of a porn I took her to film, so I'm getting a kick...

/ her first and only
// all-girl so I didn't give a shiat
/// I don't even know what the URL or name of it was anymore, so can't help ya there.

Brainsick		2012-04-16 12:18:09 PM

Virtue: Brainsick: Gee, a marriage of an older man and younger woman in a patriarchal religious society in which he is the 'master' of the house and the woman's life is loveless so she turns to a more suitable, familiar male? Color me shocked. Hey at least they have four kids, that means they each have two replicants to leave behind.

So that means its ok for me to cheat on my biatchy Christian wife who wont put out anymore??

I didn't condone anything in my post. Just saying I don't know how 'shocking' it is that this happened. As to your biatchy wife, if it was me, I'd tell her to put out or get out. (Actually, if it was me, I'd just move out. Life is too short.) The short answer to your question is...no. Cheating is cowardly and dishonest. By all means, improve your situation if life sucks, just don't do it at the expense of trust and honesty in your relationship..

miscreant		2012-04-16 12:21:04 PM

ongbok: I was causally surfing porn a few months ago a came across a video featuring this girl I used to work with at Best Buy back in the 90's. So it does happen. I don't know how often, but it happens.

I always wonder how people can be so sure? How did you know it was specifically her and not somebody who just looked similar?

I've seen women in porn who I've been like "hey... that looks a lot like [somebody], I wonder...", but I've never been really sure.

skullkrusher		2012-04-16 12:21:37 PM

rga184: cgraves67: The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Sometimes you see stories like this or where a coworker or teacher is discovered. I always wonder how they get stumbled upon. I figure it must be a amateur porn site and they use their real name or a known nickname as a stage name and the coworker/student/spouse was googling that.

There's a med student at my hospital with a porn past. As far as I have heard, her roommate let it out of the bag when they got in a fight. Don't know if any of it is true, and frankly I don't care as long as she is a goid student and separates work from play.

hehe that's a good cover story while you frantically search for said videos ;)

Uranus		2012-04-16 12:21:48 PM

ongbok:
I was causally surfing porn a few months ago a came across a video featuring this girl I used to work with at Best Buy back in the 90's. So it does happen. I don't know how often, but it happens.

Try Googling your colleagues: We came up with one who had done an impressive number of gay porn movies. Yes, it was a surprise. And no, we never mentioned it....

Pantload		2012-04-16 12:23:04 PM

Buffet: ~~Stone~~BONE the whore.

Queen Amy		2012-04-16 12:24:38 PM

Perhaps someone else knew about the films and told him what to watch.

Nana's Vibrator		2012-04-16 12:26:56 PM

I;ve watched porn for the first time, like, 2 or 3 times a day for the past 5 years.

Nana's Vibrator		2012-04-16 12:29:01 PM

Fark Survey: if you were in that guy's situation, would you knock one out first before you went to yell at her?

rga184		2012-04-16 12:29:19 PM

skullkrusher: rga184: cgraves67: The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Sometimes you see stories like this or where a coworker or teacher is discovered. I always wonder how they get stumbled upon. I figure it must be a amateur porn site and they use their real name or a known nickname as a stage name and the coworker/student/spouse was googling that.

There's a med student at my hospital with a porn past. As far as I have heard, her roommate let it out of the bag when they got in a fight. Don't know if any of it is true, and frankly I don't care as long as she is a goid student and separates work from play.

hehe that's a good cover story while you frantically search for said videos ;)

Oh dont get me wrong. Ive seen the videos. What i mean by "don't care" is that I don't think its relevant to her current position. Now, if I found out she was doing stuff with patients or filming in the hospital, that would be another issue. Then again, those would be issues for anybody regardless of a porn past or not. Like I said, if she separates work and play, then so will I. No reason to treat her differently.

kvinesknows		2012-04-16 12:37:27 PM

Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

If my wife was involved in porn and keeping it from me, I would do things to her that would mentally hurt and humiliate her far worse then the lie she did to me. She would not even have a chance to try and explain it as I would not bring it up, I would just whatever it was I needed to do to her without explanation and she could live with not knowing for the rest of her life.

Digitalstrange		2012-04-16 12:38:09 PM

mc_madness: Jonny17: "it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity."

Oh, man,that's a good one. Now try saying it with a straight face.

Comedy.

Doesn't everyone watch their first porn out of curiosity? Hell I even watched my 2000th out of curiosity (Hmmm what is airtight?)

Seeing as how he is old, middle eastern and clearly doesn't have a home computer (otherwise why go out to find your first porno?) I might buy it being his first too.

Talk about bad luck. Of course he married a hot younger woman as arm candy so her turning out to be a whore can't be that suprising.

KrispyKritter		2012-04-16 12:41:31 PM

i wonder how you would feel if it was your wife who did this to you. used you for a paycheck for years while she was banging her old boyfriend for all the world to see. obviously she is a woman of very high moral standards. just because this fellow found out a good portion of his adult life is a loveless sham and a mockery, why should he surprised or heartbroken, right? all in a days work.

prostitution will not be made legal in America because young guys will wise up and stop marrying the whores. their lives will be fuller, richer and happier than all the asswipes that fell in love and got married before them. this will shrink the excess population of newborn dimwits that will grow up to be soldiers, cops, politicians and football fanatics. the rich and powerful will no longer have enough mindless toadies to do their bidding and consume their needless wares. the factories will stop bellowing smoke and polluting rivers.

without a country filled with unhappy unlaid men the crime rates will plunge, as will offenses for drugs and alcohol. it will cease to be profitable to own and run prisons. huge surpluses of unused taxes will be spent returning America to its former glory. employment will surge and the economy will boom. a Porsche in every garage, a partridge in every jenn-air. happiness will sweep the land and the masses will cease to live in quiet desperation. everyone will live happily ever after, amen.

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