Calmamity: First time. Right.

Pretty much this. There are two types men those who masturbate and those who lie about it.

1. Shock - I can't believe this is happening
2. Dismay - Why didn't she ever do that position with me?
3. Denial - I refuse to believe this is real.
4. Acceptance - I guess it is real.
5. Shame - I feel so bad masturbating to this, especially in a public place.
6. Anger - Now that I am done, time to confront the wife.
7. Hope - Maybe she will let me join in?
8. Depression - Based on her reaction, no threesome for me.

"[...]instantly collapsed in disbelief on the floor at an internet shop [...]"

"I'll have what he's having."

Nana's Vibrator: I;ve watched porn for the first time, like, 2 or 3 times a day for the past 5 years.

Slacker!

Well how else did she learn those things he liked?

Uranus: ongbok:
I was causally surfing porn a few months ago a came across a video featuring this girl I used to work with at Best Buy back in the 90's. So it does happen. I don't know how often, but it happens.

Try Googling your colleagues: We came up with one who had done an impressive number of gay porn movies. Yes, it was a surprise. And no, we never mentioned it....

I did that before and stumbled upon our "Office Furry^TM" who also participates in A.B.D.L. (look it up, if you dare).

Calmamity: First time. Right.

Came here to say the same thing.

First time my ass.

"...it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity,"

Pretty sure the chances against the one time you watched a porno being the same as the one time you caught your wife in that very porno are astronomical.

Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me there's porn on the Internet?

miltoncharles: "Lawrence of Her Labia."

Win.

The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Yeah I'm calling BS. There's just way too much stuff out there. Unless you were looking for someone and that person's name was associated with the video/pics, the chances of you just stumbling across someone you know personally are slim.

This is like the urban legend of the couple who return to the hotel they spent their honeymoon at and find out that the porn being offered is of them on their wedding night. It's the "imagine if this happened to you!" genre that plays on people's insecurities.

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If the story is real (doubtful) then it was not his "first time" viewing porn as others have noted. Someone clued him in and told him where to find it. But I go with "story is fake" as the most likely scenario.

Oh, and thought I'd share with title with those that like menstruation porn:

Parting of the Red Sea

mooseyfate: Oh, and thought I'd share with title with those that like menstruation porn:

Parting of the Red Sea

Let My People Blow

kvinesknows: If my wife was involved in porn and keeping it from me, I would do things to her that would mentally hurt and humiliate her far worse then the lie she did to me. She would not even have a chance to try and explain it as I would not bring it up, I would just whatever it was I needed to do to her without explanation and she could live with not knowing for the rest of her life.

You sound like a smart and well balanced individual headed for a lifetime of happiness and satisfying relationships.


Really.

mooseyfate: Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me there's porn on the Internet?

You do realize that of course, the relationship with the boyfriend occured before the marriage. However, the man entered the marriage with the understanding that she was a virgin that had never even gazed upon a man with lustful intent. However, both parties are products of the same culture, and when confronted in that manner, she reacted with likewise melodrama. However, by "our" cultural standards, it's not that big of a deal

miltoncharles: "Lawrence of Her Labia."

wtf? Something acted up. Darn work internet.. lol. Anyhow, we're done here. Move along home.

Was Moses parting her red cheeks?

I think I would be mad only if she was doing things to him that she refused to do to me what a rip off that would be!

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3.2kg of heroin found wrapped around visitor's legs

Woman wanted Indian driver, got Egyptian, got raped

Woman to be lashed 50 times for swearing

Departing maid leaves dead baby in family fridge

Included in the taxi rape story is this gem:

Wife seeks divorce over dress

A newly-wed Kuwait woman told her husband in public to divorce her immediately after he refused to buy her an expensive dress while shopping in a crowded mall, a newspaper in the oil-rich Gulf emirate reported on Tuesday.

The couple, who have been married for only a few days, were shopping in Salimyya area in Kuwait City when the wife saw that dress.

"She asked her husband to buy it for her but he refused because of its high price and asked her to forget it," Alwatan daily said.

"Suddenly, she grabbed his shoulder and screamed at him...she then said 'why did you marry me if you can not buy a dress'....she then asked him to divorce her at once," the Arabic language daily said.

"She also phoned her brother, who sided with her...a heated argument developed and police were called to the scene....police told them to go home and resolve their problems or they will take them to the police station."

CSB:

Back in college I lived in a house with 3 other guys. We all had various girlfriends and such over the couple years we all lived together. But there was always one guy who had the same girlfriend all through college. None of us were mean to her, but she didn't talk or go out much, so we never had much more then a passing hello.

Well one day one of my roommates from downstairs yells extremely loud and I hear him running up stairs. Next thing I know he literally kicked in my bedroom door and was freaking out for me to follow him. When we get down to his computer there is lotion and stuff sitting there. I begin to give him shiat about it when he tell me to STFU and watch. He begins playing some lesbian clip and points out a little blonde and asked me who it looked like ... I had no idea. He freezes it on her face and says that it is our roommates longtime girlfriend. We go back and forth about it, but the more I look the more she DOES look like her.

After showing everyone that came over, we were practically dancing with excitement, because at that point we were sure it was her. When the roommate got home we brought him to the computer and asked him pointedly if she was the girl in the video. He blushed for a good 10 seconds and then admitted it was. Never before have I seen a room full of men squeal with such glee.

So very quiet, polite, straight-A, assistant college librarian .... was a super dirty lesbian behind a camera.

HellRaisingHoosier: CSB:

Back in college I lived in a house with 3 other guys. We all had various girlfriends and such over the couple years we all lived together. But there was always one guy who had the same girlfriend all through college. None of us were mean to her, but she didn't talk or go out much, so we never had much more then a passing hello.

Well one day one of my roommates from downstairs yells extremely loud and I hear him running up stairs. Next thing I know he literally kicked in my bedroom door and was freaking out for me to follow him. When we get down to his computer there is lotion and stuff sitting there. I begin to give him shiat about it when he tell me to STFU and watch. He begins playing some lesbian clip and points out a little blonde and asked me who it looked like ... I had no idea. He freezes it on her face and says that it is our roommates longtime girlfriend. We go back and forth about it, but the more I look the more she DOES look like her.

After showing everyone that came over, we were practically dancing with excitement, because at that point we were sure it was her. When the roommate got home we brought him to the computer and asked him pointedly if she was the girl in the video. He blushed for a good 10 seconds and then admitted it was. Never before have I seen a room full of men squeal with such glee.

So very quiet, polite, straight-A, assistant college librarian .... was a super dirty lesbian behind a camera.

Links or it didn't happen.

/worth a try....

This story sounds more like the "plot" in said porno movie....

/infinity!!

Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

I would find it. I have seen all the porn.

bill4935: Kneelin' by the Nile 2

2 Deep in the Nile

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3.2kg of heroin found wrapped around visitor's legs

Woman wanted Indian driver, got Egyptian, got raped

Woman to be lashed 50 times for swearing

Departing maid leaves dead baby in family fridge

Included in the taxi rape story is this gem:

Wife seeks divorce over dress

A newly-wed Kuwait woman told her husband in public to divorce her immediately after he refused to buy her an expensive dress while shopping in a crowded mall, a newspaper in the oil-rich Gulf emirate reported on Tuesday.

The couple, who have been married for only a few days, were shopping in Salimyya area in Kuwait City when the wife saw that dress.

"She asked her husband to buy it for her but he refused because of its high price and asked her to forget it," Alwatan daily said.

"Suddenly, she grabbed his shoulder and screamed at him...she then said 'why did you marry me if you can not buy a dress'....she then asked him to divorce her at once," the Arabic language daily said.

"She also phoned her brother, who sided with her...a heated argument developed and police were called to the scene....police told them to go home and resolve their problems or they will take them to the police station."

When I was in Egypt I got to know someone who was about to get married, and he said you can't get married here unless you have a furnished home for your new wife to go to. On the surface this idea that men should be able to 'afford' their wives may seem like a great idea to women. But it also breeds a sense of entitlement. If a man must have the money to make his wife happy, then that woman also must do whatever it takes to make her husband happy. She basically becomes his property as long as he's paying the bills.

Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

It doesn't say whether she married him willingly, she is in egypt after all and the women there don't exactly have much say in the matter.

ObscureNameHere: HellRaisingHoosier: CSB:


So very quiet, polite, straight-A, assistant college librarian .... was a super dirty lesbian behind a camera.

Links or it didn't happen.

/worth a try....

Sounds like Ela Darling. She is a hot porn star that does great lesbian action and I think she has a Master's degree in Library Science.

blatz514: Or his mom in it.

did he come?

silance: It's a made-up story.

"The newspaper did not say whether he honor-killed his betraying wife."

Nor did it say whether she had been forced to marry him when she was 13, or how much older he is than she.

I assume she was, and a lot.

HellRaisingHoosier: CSB:

Back in college I lived in a house with 3 other guys. We all had various girlfriends and such over the couple years we all lived together. But there was always one guy who had the same girlfriend all through college. None of us were mean to her, but she didn't talk or go out much, so we never had much more then a passing hello.

Well one day one of my roommates from downstairs yells extremely loud and I hear him running up stairs. Next thing I know he literally kicked in my bedroom door and was freaking out for me to follow him. When we get down to his computer there is lotion and stuff sitting there. I begin to give him shiat about it when he tell me to STFU and watch. He begins playing some lesbian clip and points out a little blonde and asked me who it looked like ... I had no idea. He freezes it on her face and says that it is our roommates longtime girlfriend. We go back and forth about it, but the more I look the more she DOES look like her.

After showing everyone that came over, we were practically dancing with excitement, because at that point we were sure it was her. When the roommate got home we brought him to the computer and asked him pointedly if she was the girl in the video. He blushed for a good 10 seconds and then admitted it was. Never before have I seen a room full of men squeal with such glee.

So very quiet, polite, straight-A, assistant college librarian .... was a super dirty lesbian behind a camera.

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...

meat0918: First time my ass.

You'd have better luck with that on craigslist.

Calmamity: First time. Riiiight.

Came to say this.

Queen Amy: Perhaps someone else knew about the films and told him what to watch.

Yep. I'm sure I'm not the only one to wonder who the true father of her kids is.

TFA amused me.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

Are you insane? One guy made a comment defending her. One guy. That's hardly a "brigade" you psychopath.

A complete troll, but I really can't help it!

///A brigade or group is what many of these lone wolf terrorists call themselves to justify their crimes, or claim they are connected to at least, so why not?

Pantload: Buffet: StoneBONE the whore.

With the "punishing pole"?