Cock like an Egyptian.

FTA - "...it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity."

I like how this is all her fault.

GAT_00: I like how this is all her fault.

You're into that? Perv.

foo monkey: GAT_00: I like how this is all her fault.

You're into that? Perv.

miss diminutive: The man, identified as Ramadan, instantly collapsed in disbelief on the floor at an internet shop before coming round and rushing home to face his unfaithful wife.

People watch porn at internet shops? I hope he deleted his cookies.

He threw them up out when he was done.

Welcome to years of scarring Ramadan! Sorry to hear that your first experience with porn was every fear you ever had brought to life. May your future wives/girlfriends not be murdered by your now sociopathically jealous self.

"it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity."

Oh, man,that's a good one. Now try saying it with a straight face.

This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

GAT_00: I like how this is all her fault.

who else you wanna blame, Gat?

That site was the paragon of journalistic integrity. I completely believe what it tells me.

Because if you've never watched porn in your entire adult life, might as well start in a public place.

/go big or go home

Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

Jonny17: "it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity."

Oh, man,that's a good one. Now try saying it with a straight face.


Came here to say this.

/even LESS believable since he says it outta the blue

The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn?

You might have a higher chance of it if you were searching for middle eastern chicks...

FTFA: I found 11 films showing my wife in indecent scenes with her lover. . .

What was it, exactly? His wife sluttily displaying her obscenely naked face in public?

"An Egyptian man who went online to watch a porno film for the first time ..."

Wow what are the chances? First time out of the gate he sees his wife.

Jonny17: "it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity."

Oh, man,that's a good one. Now try saying it with a straight face.

Comedy.

The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Of course it occurs. Probably fairly regularly.

He probably did a search for "big breasted young cheating egyptian wife" and got what he was looking for.

Could have been more amusing if it had been his mom finding it instead.

The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Sometimes you see stories like this or where a coworker or teacher is discovered. I always wonder how they get stumbled upon. I figure it must be a amateur porn site and they use their real name or a known nickname as a stage name and the coworker/student/spouse was googling that.

Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

The cheating spouse before they were married... yes, I can see the reason for your rage. "How dare you have any man before me!"

This really is the modern take on that Piña colada song.

austin_millbarge: Wow what are the chances? First time out of the gate he sees his wife.

I saw he said something about purchasing a winning mega millions ticket, but then he hid it in his wife's vajayjay. Now he can't find it!

Grapple: Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

The cheating spouse before they were married... yes, I can see the reason for your rage. "How dare you have any man before me!"

I don't think that's what the article says:

"Unable to deny it any more, she confessed to have betrayed him with her pre-marriage boy friend, telling him she had never loved him although they had four children during their 16-year marriage."

austin_millbarge: "An Egyptian man who went online to watch a porno film for the first time ..."

Wow what are the chances? First time out of the gate he sees his wife.

In 11 different films! I'm sure since it was his first time he was looking for the back button and just accidentally kept looking at more porn. I am going to try that with IT and see what they say.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The article doesn't even say what the porn stars name is, what a gyp.

(-) (-)

I'll bet that pussy looked like a camel eating a bagel.

I call bullshait. Nobody pays to watch porn.

The sound of one hand clapping:
This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Maybe most of the time, it either leads to a discreet, grossly-one-sided divorce, or the cuckolded party can go home and say "you know how you won't do X with me? Well I just watched you do X with 5 black guys*... and gosh, my schedule is empty tonight".

*NTTAWWT

Grapple: Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars.

The cheating spouse before they were married... yes, I can see the reason for your rage. "How dare you have any man before me!"

In those cultures if you are promised to someone you pretty much behave as if you were already legally married. So yea it is kinda sad.

Ah, internet porn. I know what I'm doing when I get off of work. Simi. Google it.

"My blood runs cold; my memories have just been sold..."

/oblig

Gee, a marriage of an older man and younger woman in a patriarchal religious society in which he is the 'master' of the house and the woman's life is loveless so she turns to a more suitable, familiar male? Color me shocked. Hey at least they have four kids, that means they each have two replicants to leave behind.


Slut


mc_madness: Jonny17: "it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity."

Oh, man,that's a good one. Now try saying it with a straight face.

Comedy.

No, no, see... I was...uh...trying to warn this underage child of stranger-danger by luring them to my van and it's the first time I've tried this, anyway...

cgraves67: The sound of one hand clapping: This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Sometimes you see stories like this or where a coworker or teacher is discovered. I always wonder how they get stumbled upon. I figure it must be a amateur porn site and they use their real name or a known nickname as a stage name and the coworker/student/spouse was googling that.

Good point, if they use a name that someone else is familiar with (either real or nickname) I guess that increases the chances. I'm sure there's plenty of guys out there who spend hours just searching any female acquaintances names online to see what they can find.

Or I guess, as other's have said, it could be a load of bull.

I suppose the worst could be a relation though, like an aunt (or even grandmother).

/*Shudders*

Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse

forget RTFA, forget reading the thread, just start derping!!

/unless GAT counts as the fark brigade and his one line post counts as white knighting...

Stone the whore.

Le Grand Inquisitor 2012-04-16 11:20:20 AM

Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse. Put yourselves in that situation, would you really be ok with a wife or husband who was involved in porn and was concealing this truth from you? The answer is no you won't, but I'm guessing a few of you are still fantasizing about being married to a porn stars


Hey! Guess who hasn't gotten laid in a while?

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The article doesn't even say what the porn stars name is, what a gyp.

As far as I know 'gyp' is short for Gypsy, not Egyptian.

KaisertheCoyote: I call bullshait. Nobody pays to watch porn.

Wait till he discovers youporn?

D135: Le Grand Inquisitor: Ah yes, fark brigade jumps in to white knight the cheating spouse

forget RTFA, forget reading the thread, just start derping!!

/unless GAT counts as the fark brigade and his one line post counts as white knighting...

Well, this is Egypt, so watching porn counts as nearly the same as actually cheating, so I'm saying they're both to blame.

No Such Agency: The sound of one hand clapping:
This got me wondering, assuming a partner has been in a porn film that is on the net, just what are the odds of finding it accidentally when browsing porn? It's got to be quite rare for that to happen but maybe it does occur more and just doesn't get reported on for obvious reasons.

Maybe most of the time, it either leads to a discreet, grossly-one-sided divorce, or the cuckolded party can go home and say "you know how you won't do X with me? Well I just watched you do X with 5 black guys*... and gosh, my schedule is empty tonight".

*NTTAWWT

Man, I dunno. As much as I'd like to have a "you can never turn down my sex requests" card, I'd rather not have it and not see my wife with 5 dudes.