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(KETV Omaha)   It's not delivery, it's diiiiieeeeeAAAAAAHHHHHH   (ketv.com) divider line 79
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19253 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2012 at 12:17 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-16 10:38:32 AM  
If you've already gone to all that trouble, might as well drag the pizza out with you.
 
2012-04-16 10:40:43 AM  

Sybarite: If you've already gone to all that trouble, might as well drag the pizza out with you.


Hell, yeah

/I'd have been eating the damned thing while waiting for the tow truck
//too expensive to waste
 
2012-04-16 11:52:06 AM  
It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.
 
2012-04-16 12:19:32 PM  
FTFA: No one was injured.

Whew! Thank God the pizza was okay!
 
2012-04-16 12:21:08 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.


Pretty sure we're done here.
 
2012-04-16 12:21:45 PM  
Can't see the label clearly enough to tell whether or not he was overeacting.
 
2012-04-16 12:25:17 PM  
Well at least the guy was saved from eating Nebraska pizza.
 
2012-04-16 12:25:33 PM  
Uncle Enzo not pleased.
 
2012-04-16 12:25:37 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.


Alright folks, let's wrap it up. We are DONE here.

SHUT IT DOWN.
 
2012-04-16 12:26:16 PM  
I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!
 
2012-04-16 12:26:39 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.


You magnificent bastard.
 
Skr
2012-04-16 12:26:48 PM  
I've always fantasized that if I get into an accident or pulled over while I am coming home with a pizza... I'll be damned if I'm letting that bastard get cold. I'll be eating slices while exchanging information.
 
2012-04-16 12:28:37 PM  
Who hasn't put life and limb in harms way in a purely reflexive/instinctive attempt at saving a pizza?
 
2012-04-16 12:29:15 PM  
Well, based on the pic in TFA, he didn't save the pizza after all.
 
2012-04-16 12:30:00 PM  
At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.
 
2012-04-16 12:30:20 PM  
Was he at least cited for parking in a handicap spot?
 
2012-04-16 12:37:54 PM  

mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.


Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-04-16 12:39:01 PM  
Save the Pizza, Save the World!
 
2012-04-16 12:39:38 PM  

FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]


That looks tasty.

/drool
 
2012-04-16 12:39:42 PM  
He must have died while baking it.
 
2012-04-16 12:41:31 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.


Awesome.

Reminds me of Joe Wong...

img542.imageshack.us

On the Late Show (new window)
 
2012-04-16 12:44:19 PM  
Lame story, bro:

Back in my delivery days, once, while waiting for a delivery, a carryout customer comes in to get his order. He goes back out to his bike, and we're all curious to see how he manages to ride while holding the pizza.

He didn't.

Instead, he put a thin crust Works pizza in a milk crate...sideways.

I still wonder what his face looked like when he got home and opened the box.
 
2012-04-16 12:44:23 PM  

grinding_journalist: I_Am_Weasel: It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.

Pretty sure we're done here.


Yeah, I don't see how anyone can top that without being extra cheesy.
 
2012-04-16 12:45:44 PM  
he did manage to avoid the noid.
 
2012-04-16 12:46:05 PM  

FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]


I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.
 
2012-04-16 12:47:04 PM  

jeaux65: I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.


Be prepared for many "let me give you my large sausage" lines.

/how YOU doin'?
 
2012-04-16 12:47:22 PM  

theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!


Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.
 
2012-04-16 12:49:55 PM  
I_Am_Weasel
It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.


Change reaction?


/sounds like he didn't avoid the noid
 
2012-04-16 12:55:14 PM  

jeaux65: FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]

I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.


(slow clap)

You've been favorited. For obvious reasons.

And I've been to Beau Jo's in Boulder, that one in the picture (not mine) is a small order. They have one that hits around 30lbs.

Years back when Colorado and UT faced off, I made the trip out there to visits friends and watch the game, eating one of those pizzas was definitely a highlight.
 
2012-04-16 01:00:55 PM  

Okieboy: I_Am_Weasel
It's a change reaction of events, one thing leading to another. I believe it's called the Domino effect.


Change reaction?


/sounds like he didn't avoid the noid


My brain and my fingers don't always agree with what word should appear.
 
2012-04-16 01:02:31 PM  
He just didn't want to admit he's a complete dumbass driver.
 
2012-04-16 01:15:41 PM  

jeaux65: FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]

I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.


in the future, please refrain from mentioning cheese and panties in the same breath.

/eww
 
2012-04-16 01:18:38 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: jeaux65: FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]

I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.

in the future, please refrain from mentioning cheese and panties in the same breath.

/eww


It's an acquired taste.
 
2012-04-16 01:25:53 PM  
Picture of alleged "pole":

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-04-16 01:26:03 PM  
Let's say it again, shall we?

If it's not attached to the dashboard, it doesn't belong on the dashboard of a moving vehicle.
 
2012-04-16 01:28:08 PM  
Lots of cheesy remarks in this thread...
 
2012-04-16 01:29:48 PM  

gweilo8888: theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!

Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.


Meh, it's actually more level than when it is on the seat.
 
2012-04-16 01:30:14 PM  
Who puts a pizza on the dashboard? Put it in the passenger seat, or have a passenger hold it. Don't be a wuss, it's not hot enough to hurt you.
 
2012-04-16 01:37:22 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: jeaux65: FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]

I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.

in the future, please refrain from mentioning cheese and panties in the same breath.

/eww


Does seem a little crusty
 
2012-04-16 01:38:36 PM  

funzyr: FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]

That looks tasty doughy.

/drool


hope that's a stuffed crust. Otherwise it's just candida fodder.
 
2012-04-16 01:38:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The_Original_Roxtar: jeaux65: FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]

I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.

in the future, please refrain from mentioning cheese and panties in the same breath.

/eww

Does seem a little crusty


I'd nibble her crust, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-16 01:40:08 PM  
That must have been one damn god pizza. If it was Dominos or Pizza Hut that guy needs to be kicked in the junk.

cgraves67: Who puts a pizza on the dashboard? Put it in the passenger seat, or have a passenger hold it. Don't be a wuss, it's not hot enough to hurt you.


Yeah Ive never seen anyone put it up on the dash kida a dumb move
 
2012-04-16 01:42:29 PM  

Rohlin: Picture of alleged "pole":

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 365x500]


Never realized how much his nose looks like a kokkenbalz before...
 
2012-04-16 01:43:27 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-16 01:48:09 PM  
At least he didn't land the car in an empty swimming pool.

/yeah, I know somebody else already made a reference
 
2012-04-16 01:51:08 PM  

SCDA Inc: Otherwise it's just candida fodder.


Never, EVAR, GIS oral thrush.
 
2012-04-16 01:51:09 PM  

theknuckler_33: gweilo8888: theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!

Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.

Meh, it's actually more level than when it is on the seat.


Your car has no floor on the passenger side?
 
2012-04-16 01:52:37 PM  

steveGswine: theknuckler_33: gweilo8888: theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!

Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.

Meh, it's actually more level than when it is on the seat.

Your car has no floor on the passenger side?


It's probably coated with the rancid remains of fallen pizzas.
 
2012-04-16 02:10:32 PM  
No one was injured.

Sure. Tell that to the car.
 
2012-04-16 02:12:25 PM  

jeaux65: FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 590x590]

I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.


Not that this has anything to do with wet panties, But a) Hi neighbor, I'm in Independence right now. and b) I just got a call from Chucky Cheese's about doing some work on a new location. They are going to serve alcohol at this one!!!
 
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