Saborlas: I mean, when was the last time you READ my entire list? IT IS HUEG LIEK XBOX!

This past weekend. It is huge.

_{\that's what she said}

Saborlas: And I was the first list he raided, so he hadda copy the basics, too.

Hehehehehehe

SpaceyCat: This past weekend. It is huge.

Might wanna pay attention to the "curious" section. ^_^

Saborlas: It's a good thing no one else is paying attention to this thread. The big secret would be out. :P

Who's not paying attention? I am!

Saborlas: A new FetLife friend is copying my entire fetish list and it's flooding my feed.

I have a friend on FetLife with more than a thousand fetishes listed. She adds them 50 at a time.

Sensei Can You See: Saborlas: It's a good thing no one else is paying attention to this thread. The big secret would be out. :P

Who's not paying attention? I am!

Yeah, but you already KNOW, sugar balls.

Saborlas: Might wanna pay attention to the "curious" section. ^_^

I have been and do. Some help me come up with ideas that I might want to try.

Sensei Can You See: Who's not paying attention? I am!

And this is a good thing.

Really thought that "sugar balls" comment would get a reaction...

Saborlas: Really thought that "sugar balls" comment would get a reaction...

SUGAR BALLS! I'LL GIVE YOU SUGAR BALLS, YOU LIMP-WRISTED LACY-DRAWERED NO-LIFE-HAVING... uh, what does "sugar balls" mean, anyway?

Saborlas: Really thought that "sugar balls" comment would get a reaction...

That would require him to be paying attention.

Sensei Can You See: SUGAR BALLS! I'LL GIVE YOU SUGAR BALLS, YOU LIMP-WRISTED LACY-DRAWERED NO-LIFE-HAVING... uh, what does "sugar balls" mean, anyway?

It's a reverse-gender version of "sugar tits." A cutesy, somewhat sexist pet name.

Saborlas: Really thought that "sugar balls" comment would get a reaction...

I considered it, but couldn't think of anything that would be funny.

There should be more cutesy, sexist pet names for men.

ballz

Saborlas: There should be more cutesy, sexist pet names for men.

"Twinkle ass" good enough?

SpaceyCat: Saborlas: There should be more cutesy, sexist pet names for men.

"Twinkle ass" good enough?

Eh, that one's rather gender-neutral.

Exception Collection: Saborlas: Really thought that "sugar balls" comment would get a reaction...

That would require him to be paying attention.

Huh? Did you say something?

Saborlas: There should be more cutesy, sexist pet names for men.

My Mistress calls me "my pet." How tautological can you get?

Sensei Can You See: Saborlas: There should be more cutesy, sexist pet names for men.

My Mistress calls me "my pet." How tautological can you get?

"My pet." Totally has a vague sense of sexism to it... oh, no it doesn't. :P

Saborlas: Eh, that one's rather gender-neutral.

That's part of the problem. the only thing you can really use that women also don't have is balls or penis. Calling someone "sparkle cock" just sounds really bad.

SpaceyCat: That's part of the problem. the only thing you can really use that women also don't have is balls or penis. Calling someone "sparkle cock" just sounds really bad.

True.

Saborlas: True.

It's just that it's really difficult to be sexist towards men. There's not a lot in the language for that.

SpaceyCat: Saborlas: True.

It's just that it's really difficult to be sexist towards men. There's not a lot in the language for that.

I suppose one really must go straight for the sexual harassment, then.

Nancy Grace's Billowing Face Vents: What you are trying to say is that I easily poked a massive hole in your ridiculous premise, thereby dashing your lame attempt to impressive the largely average blue hub cap.

I must remember the great wisdom of the Mad bassist: Wars have been fought over women, yea, even certain women. To say such with a sarcastic tone is proof positive of your own dearth of knowledge of the human condition.


Are you waxing your mustache, Luzhin?

Are you looking in the mirror and frantically bemoaning the exposure of your lame attempt to wax intelligent to the new generation?

You have indeed missed the mark.


lolzzzzz!


Wow. You ARE an idiot.

What you are trying to say is that I easily poked a massive hole in your ridiculous premise, thereby dashing your lame attempt to impressive the largely average blue hub cap.

What I said (or my 'premise', if you prefer to use 5 dollar words inappropriately to demonstrate your ignorance) is that wars have been fought over women. This is a fact. What you added in (for your lame-ass troll attempt) is that I said women are nothing more than chattel. I never said any such thing, and your asinine usage of the word just to fit it into your post is pretty damn amateur hour. And THIS little collection of garbage:

I must remember the great wisdom of the Mad bassist: Wars have been fought over women, yea, even certain women. To say such with a sarcastic tone is proof positive of your own dearth of knowledge of the human condition.


Are you waxing your mustache, Luzhin?

Are you looking in the mirror and frantically bemoaning the exposure of your lame attempt to wax intelligent to the new generation?

You have indeed missed the mark.

Wow. This is just farking vomit. it means nothing, it says nothing and is just another opportunity for you to attempt to sound intelligent when really, you just look like an ass. Luzhin?? Really?? That has NOTHING to do with this at all.

Kid, you got a long long way to go before you are even competent at the troll game, much less formidable. Take my advice. When you're trolling, don't use words in your writing that you would not use in everyday conversation. It becomes quickly obvious that you are not comfortable with the usage, and are using them instead to demonstrate superior intellect. This reveals you to be the troll you are. Do not do it. Instead, like many writers have said before, stick with what you know. If you write in the language and cadence in which you are most familiar, your words have much more impact and you can focus your attacks more forcibly, without having to keep a thesaurus by your side.

lolzzzzz!

Indeed.

Still active? Wowzerz.

Final missive!

Saborlas: Final missive!

Nope.

LAST!

Ghastly: LAST!

I don't think so.

I said "LAST"! Don't make me spank you.

Ghastly: I said "LAST"! Don't make me spank you.

Sorry, no spankings allowed. Not of *me*, at least.

/There's a reason my Fetlife profile says "Sadist".

Spankings for some, tiny American flags for others.

Ghastly: Spankings for some, tiny American flags for others.

Are they on toothpicks? I love to be able to poke people with things.

They can be.

Ghastly: They can be.

Oh good, I can plant a flag in someone's ass then.

I claim this ass for the King of Spain.